[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 22:32

Cute girl tied face-down to your bed writhing around in disgust and discomfort as you shove live eels in her vagina and anus and nibble on her neck.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 23:21

Cute trap tied up and beaten and then choked out while you fuck him until you both cum.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:04

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:05

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:21

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 01:42

That's what I want

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 02:32

that moment when you're a nazi cyborg who survived not one but THREE encounters with the aztec fitness gods but then you get merked in the back by some bolshevik shit eater and die at stalingrad

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 05:18

I'm crabby, guys. Crabbier than I've been in recent memory.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 13:04


310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 13:38

Unhappy people.

311 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8509 17:55

The shot before the storm

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 23:02

Today was an unlucky day.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 00:32

Cute trap who can only cum by being tied up and beaten and choked and fucked like a piece of meat

314 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8510 01:27

I'm crabby because I can't eat crab tonight. You too?

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 09:07

Cute girl tying you up so she can tickle you mercilessly and blow raspberries on your belly.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 10:18

I decided I'm going to waste less time on the interwebs and use that time to get good at drawing. It's something I've always kind of wanted to be good at. Not to quit/replace my day job, just as a hobby. So I spent some money on supplies and came up with a few rules/goals:

  • I will draw at least 10000 drawings. The idea is that I need to spend ~10k hours to achieve true mastery, and I shouldn't get hung up on any individual work. Obviously some drawings will take longer than an hour and not all my skill-building time will be spent actually drawing, but whatever. It's a nice round number and it's high enough to keep me humble. I'm not setting a specific time constraint, but at a hypothetical average of two drawings a day it'll take me almost 14 years to hit 10k. This is a long-term commitment.
  • I'll go into each drawing with a specific purpose. Some aspect of the art I'm working on. Even if it's something simple like drawing straighter lines, the point here is constant progress. Every drawing presents an opportunity for improvement.
  • If I post my work, I won't connect my name to it. It will always be either anonymous, pseudonymous but disconnected from my name or other pseudonyms, or under my real identity but attributed to someone else. This is partly so that I can express myself more genuinely (I'm shy) and partly because I admire the idea of a mysterious figure secretly making art for its own sake and not for profit or social gain.

Some additional notes:

  • Just about every artist seems to strongly recommend studying figure drawing. This is probably a conspiracy, and I want in on it.
  • For that matter, I should draw lots of other things, too. Even if I do specialize in, say, loli catgirls, imagine how much better loli catgirls flying F-14s would be. I'll be the Bill Watterson of loli catgirls.
  • I will try not to consider myself "above" any technique. If I can save time doing something a faster/better way with the tools I have available, I will. This is not a substitute for proper study where it counts, but in the past with other skills I've wasted a lot of time trying to be some kind of purist and I want to avoid that.

So far I'm at 29/10000. Primarily working on fundamentals and training my muscles right now. I took a drawing class some time ago, so I'm not starting from scratch, but I do have to relearn a lot. I've been watching some speedpainting videos to pick up techniques and that's been pretty helpful. Once I get through this stage, I can move on to the crappy Inuyasha fanart stage, which hopefully won't last more than a few hundred drawings before I upgrade to the crappy Sailor Moon fanart stage. Then it's Green Hill Zone, and eventually I'll enter a cocoon (by making my DeviantArt account private) and later emerge, finally able to draw a convincing cute girl tying you up so she can tickle you mercilessly and blow raspberries on your belly.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 10:58

Just fuck in the shower. Or if it's not at the height of periodicity (only a little blood) put a towel down on the bed and do cowgirl style, then take a shower afterward. I do it all the time.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 15:28

>>315 for fuck's sake just GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO GIRLS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE THAT LIKES YOU it's not that hard really

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:22


320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:48

That's really cool and inspiring, I wish you the best of luck! Please draw and post a picture of a loli catgirl flying an F-14 once you're good enough.

Thank you for your concern but I honestly don't much care for 3DPD. That's not to say I dislike them, just that I extract immeasurably much more pleasure from 2D or entirely imaginary cute girls.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:51

No, I have other reasons.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 17:04

in like a year or two you're going to come back to these threads and realize what a massive flaming faggot you were being

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 17:59

Cute trap who can only cum while suffocating and doing urethral insertion while being DI'd in both holes.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:00

In a year or two this thread will still be on the front page

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:08

How are there boy/girl pairs here? Disgusting.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:45

How are there boy/boy and girl/girl pairs here? Delightful.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 19:52

Thanks! Will do.

328 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8510 22:11

8 is a prime number

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 22:18

>>324 It will be [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] but it will not be [#23] (328)

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 23:17

I should of devoted all of my posting efforts on one website instead of cross posting on multiple places over the years. Like one of those forum users who have 100000 post tied to their name, Instead everything is lost. I should of made a diary.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 01:18

The Shadow Brokers types like someone whose English is just fine but is faking a Russian accent. But there is a significant chance they might actually be Russian. This aspect is amusing to me.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 01:26

someday I too will be bones

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 02:06

>>320 You have a sad, sad broken little mind.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 03:27

yo who forgot to lock the basement again?

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 03:35

You also should of learned some rudimentary grammar.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 04:07

No basements here. Too close to the ocean. High risk of flooding.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 04:27

What a nice show. Can't wait to practice more tomorrow.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 11:38

whatsapp is kind of like what you say when hear about it, like "whats'at"

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 14:27

Please excuse my poor english.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 16:55

PROTIP: It is actually "should have" or "should've" for short, not *"should of".

captcha: unhell

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 17:16

It's "Every Day" not "Everyday" you fucking cretin Cruz Beckam

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 17:46

Gonna be a good day.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 18:07

#DoOver? Seriously? What are y'all, ten years old?

344 This post sucked.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 00:43

Im fucking piss of rn!

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 02:58

I was wrong. Today sucked.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 09:07

Yesterday sucked.Today sucked. Tomorrow will suck.
Maybe if I pretend to be a dragon things will be less miserable.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 13:04

Today was today

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 16:25

I take it back. Yesterday was awesome. I sucked.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 16:28

I vow to do better, become better, make the world better every day.

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 16:36

I like the taste of my antidepressant pills.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 19:27

My pillow must be one of the most cuddled objects on Earth.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 20:10

Holy Roman Emperor: GIVE ME BACK ANSBACH! autistic screeching
Me: It was never yours anyway, come and take it faggot.
HRE: THIS ISN'T OVER! casts a 10 year debuff then forgets about me

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 20:40

M4M: seeking someone with intimate knowledge of both German and Russian for language tutoring. Must be single and have no family or anyone that would worry if you were missing for an extensive period of time. I totally am not planning to kill you and eat your tongue to absorb your linguistic faculties.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 00:27

PSA: The original DOOM mods of penis guns do not work for the new DOOM.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 17:47

Macho cheese

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 18:52

Becoming a furry is never the answer.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8513 18:57

Dragons don't even have fur.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 00:17

Some dragons do.
Some dragons wear business suits and run investment firms.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 00:29

Don't give up and don't listen to the likes of >>357! You can be anything you want!

You can be a cuddly little furred fantasy dragon, a mighty sergal or go classic, like a mighty Western dragon or a mysterious oriental one! Just remember, don't go too edgy.

If the furries come crawling to murr with you, just punch them in the snout to establish superiority.

And peddle plastic dicks over the Internet...

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 01:34

Love Dragon's Den but only the Canadian version. Quid is the most disgusting word in the English language.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 02:11

Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname gThe Dragon of the Westh?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 03:57

I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote, Uncle

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 07:02

Does it involve your tatoos, your trip to Japan, and the copious amounts of drugs, women, and money you brought back ?

365 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8514 09:14

The password I most commonly use is "choreUdder1776"

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 13:06

Common snes

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8514 22:06

Donald Trump has tiny hands

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 06:33

I hate myself and I want to die
Turned the knife on himself!
Dividing driver!
Sharp like incisor!
Called him the Kaiser!

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 07:16

doesn't look like a MacGyver

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 11:57

>>1 is an idiot

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 12:36

>>370 What what??

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 22:10

is it gay to fap to female x trap femdom doujinshi if you self insert as the girl?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8515 22:18

Thanks NPR, but I've already heard the fucking Santaland Diaries enough times in my life.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 03:49

I love Harambe, the ape who died. I love the dead ape Harambe.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 04:23

I sincerely hope I recall this post before passing away

>DQN DQN LOL is actually the last post a lifelong DQN poster makes before dying.

It will cheer me right up.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 06:03

somos os rapaz
fazemos barulho

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 14:03

Cute girl tying herself up with a big ribbon and giving herself to you as a Christmas present.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8516 23:33

From Europe!

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 00:54

I'm feeling the holiday spirit tonight!

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 02:14

I'm sick for Christmas, which means I've been sleeping late, watching TV, and having my mom make me tea.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 06:01

(as usual)

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 15:01

Afrun rebound help

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 18:05

every year christmas feels less consequential.
yet i still give in to a pang of sentimentality.

next year, my dear. next year.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8517 20:13

I'm pretty drunk.

I love this kokeshi doll, I just want to give it a smooch.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 00:03

Wind Waker? More like "Wind Breaker!"

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 03:05

Get a hold of yourself Arisu

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 17:19

There are some things that empirical science just can't mansplain.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 17:38

I'm going to smooch Shino and there's nothing you can do about it!

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 20:25

Why doesn't the vaporwave crowd ever talk about Starship Titanic? It fits the aesthetic pretty well, all things considered.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8518 23:36

A French erotic film?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 00:22

I didn't have time for a good lunch so I whipped into an AM/PM and bought one of their double cheeseburgers for $3.

Amazingly, it wasn't terrible. It wasn't great either, just kinda there.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 02:03

>>385 did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 02:09

A windy, shaky driver

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 18:25

I still have a stuffy nose from that Afrin rebound.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 20:27

Redpill me on Boon

396 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½Μή°έ : 1993-09-8519 20:40

"Those who run around with their arms outstretched making airplane noises sicken me deeply. Bu-n was a mistake." -Boon

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 21:30

with their arms outstretched?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 23:15

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399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8519 23:17

Fuck you, Norm.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8520 11:52

if you havin' brain problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but autism ain't one

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