[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

801 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8570 17:53

Gay Boons Against Fracking

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 21:29

Pretty certain those aren't the correct lyrics.

I mean, it's clearly ぎゅうってしたくなっちゃうもん, not ぎゅうしたくなっちゃうの, and you completely omitted the line about いつまでも手をつないで.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 21:44

Gayniggers from Outer Space

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 23:16

An sjw tentacle monster who has a blog called "I am not your rape fantasy".

Captcha: redeck

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 00:35

>>802 もん sounds too girly, it was supposed to sound 男らしい

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 03:19

>>802 is girly, I want to cuddle >>802

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 03:48

Cute girl urinating into another cute girl's mouth.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 04:20

The gods may throw their dice. Their minds as cold as ice. While someone way down here, loses someone dear.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 15:20

That is one of my fetishes!! I am currently physically aroused!!

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 16:29

I'm here to crossdress and do tensor calculus.
And I'm all out of tensor calculus.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:06

Cute girl waking you up with a kiss on the cheek and a mug of hot chocolate and two almond croissants.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:07

Eye am stronger than the naked I.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:24

I hate almonds.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:44

>>811 I hate cute girls.

captcha: man

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:59

I love cute almonds

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 20:08

Cute rats being eaten by cute snakes.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 21:19

What's the name of that anime where the brother of the authoritarian dictator gets murdered through a fake spray bottle prank for a fake TV show on his way to an amusement park?

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 23:09

I can't wait till the whole "trans" meme dies.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8572 07:37

I'm in a dance club and I can't dance Woop Woop Woop sitting alone alright

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8572 17:36

kero kero kero
weet weet woot weet weet woot weet

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8572 17:38

>>817 are you thinking of that episode of the Black Jack OVA where he goes to not-North-Korea and performs brain surgery on not-Kim Il-sung

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 16:03

Cute yandere taxidermist girl murdering you in a fit of jealousy, then stuffing your corpse and enjoying a fulfilling relationship with it. Sometimes she sits it down at the table and has a romantic candlelit dinner with it, other times she puts on music and does ballroom dancing with it, or takes it to bed with her and cuddles it warmly all night.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 16:36

Cute girl walks right past you like you weren't even there to cuddle up to that skeezy biker with his muscles and leather jacket and you KNOW he's just going for the pump & dump but you feel powerless to prevent it.

Then you realize that you should start lifting, bro.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 16:56

I thought it was just going to be a manga, but apparently they're releasing an anime of Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card Edition in January 2018!

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 17:05

>>824 やった!

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 17:55

why are the japanese words for korea so dumb and confusing

why is 北朝鮮 きたちょうせん and not ほくちょうせん
the same word in KO and ZH is bukjoseon and beichaoxian

why does japan even call it 北朝鮮 and not 北韓 like taiwan, hong kong, south korea etc do

mysteries abound

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 18:21

remove nida

828 Name: < `∀´> : 1993-09-8573 18:54


829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 22:02

I wonder what's in that box over there.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 00:12

idlers who have nicks that start with the same few letters as channel regulars and get assblasted when people accidentally highlight them all the time

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 00:18

Why is this happening to me?

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 04:08

No, this can't be happening. I'm in charge here.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 05:08

Do you feel in charge?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 05:14

I feel very tired

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 14:37

A lot of loyalty for a tired gun!

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 18:30

Somebody should take the Sega voice from Sonic The Hedgehog and modify it to say nida.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 20:28

Cute girl snuggling up close to you and whispering all of her darkest secrets into your ear.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 20:41

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 21:18

I'm a cute girl for you.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 21:22

What to do, what to do

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 22:43

If I could only pick one nose, it would be yours, my love.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 03:51

Was getting cuddled part of your plan?

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 04:25

tfw they know how to use the ring modulator

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 18:28

Of courshe!

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 18:41

How cute?
How much?

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 19:24

Cute girl masturbating furiously while crying out your name at the top of her lungs.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 22:21

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now, what's the next step of you master plan?

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 01:01

Gassing the kikes. With no survivors.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 01:53

just when you start thinking Amuro might not be a complete irredeemable faggot he goes and fucks everything up again

850 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8576 04:03

I can't stop making hamburg steaks

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 09:29

I wonder if Sriracha Ice Cream is a thing (of course that's a thing).

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 10:57

If I ever come across a Korean online, I would probably type something like "Nida! I want apolojuice!"

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 11:28

John Maynard Keynes probably had a time machine.
The question is then whether he disappeared into the future to save us at a time of great need as heroes do, or if he secretly went into the future to ruin everything under a pen-name so that we'd think about how clever he was for the rest of time for giving vaguely prophetic warnings, when actually he was only "very clever" and stole Einstein's time machine.

Either way if he could get me a Pepsi A.M. that'd be great.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 11:50

I don't think you knoooooooow how broken you aaaaaaaaaare

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 22:31

My mental state hasn't really changed since high school so why can't I fuck high school girls??!!

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 00:12

I anger and upset everyone, but my message is morally superior than all of them. If they want to call me villain, then I'll accept the title. Hahahaha. I'm their worst nightmare, but I'm actually doing them all a favor.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 00:21

Well the thing is... Just because you haven't mentally matured since high school doesn't mean that those high school girls won't. They might regret letting some dirty underdeveloped dqn touch them.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 02:33

What's the difference between body dysmorphia and just being ugly?

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 08:22

The human mind is modular. Consequently, focusing on ONE thing, doing one thing intensely, yields compounding returns. Focus on the essential element(s) and drive towards them w/ Ahabian zealousness.

Neurogenesis affirms your brain connections, so choose your actions deliberately!!

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 09:31


861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 09:36

You can be ugly and not care about it.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 11:30

>>852 hello I am korean

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 13:10

For some reason I just remembered a story from my life and I want to tell someone, so here ya go DQN.

When I was in college I had two friends in the same department who were dating, call them P and M. One day M started hitting on me, asking me to hang out. Her friend told me that P and M had split up and that I should go for it.

Now, I wasn't extremely attracted to this girl, but you take what you can get, right? I was a shy "beta" with only one previous girlfriend, so this was a godsend. Plus she had abnormally large tits. I don't remember the exact size but it was at least H cup. So I thought, why not?

We started "hooking up." I learned she had split up with P because he had cheated on her. So I was basically just a revenge fuck. A few weeks later, I guess P apologized and they got back together, but neither of them told me this...I found out from someone else. M just stopped contacting me and started acting cold.

Now obviously I didn't love the girl, but she could have at least told me! I confronted her and we had some super cliche conversation like "What are we?" "We? There is no we." So naturally I felt hurt.

A couple weeks later, P started making an effort to be extra friendly. It seemed he wanted to make sure I knew he didn't hold anything against me. I was still feeling a little sore, but I accepted his invitation to play poker with some other guys.

It was my first time playing poker, but I picked it up quickly. Then I kicked P's ass. Knocked him out of the game. He went to bed, and a wide, uncontrollable smile began to spread across my face. I suddenly felt elated. There was something extremely cathartic about the act of winning that silly poker game, like it stirred some deep alpha male instinct. I suddenly realized, hey, I'm the winner in this situation! I fucked this guy's big tittied girl, plus I don't have to deal with the relationship afterward!

And after that my whole perspective on relationships changed. Using my newfound confidence I was able to woo another girl -- one I actually really liked.

So the moral of the story is, you should really just stick to today's special.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 22:51

Ugly people know they can't be beautiful.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 00:47

So P, M and DQN walk into a local Yoshinoya. DQN orders extra green onion.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 01:24

"We're all out of green onion" said the Yoshinoya employee, but then a duck came bearing green onions.

867 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8578 06:57

Yummy fries ! !

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 11:42

Cute catgirl snuggling up by your side and purring warmly as you stroke her back and run your fingers through her hair.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 15:15

Removing the faces from most wanted criminal signs and replacing them with ahegao

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 18:59

I need some bangersss

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:04

I considered doing that but using fast food pictures.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:05

welp there goes my sanity

873 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8578 20:37


874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 00:34

I think I may have found some iidx hdd rips outside of sows! Hooray!

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 09:46

Fuck I don't even know how the fuck I manage to get to my home with Uber

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 14:30

Holy shit, there's a new Worst Compilation? How did it take me this long to realise?

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 23:26

Checking up on forums you haven't thought about in a decade.

Knowing where you and everyone around you thought you'd be now a decade ago, and knowing you didn't take the concrete steps to get there.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 00:14

>>870 https://shanachan.org/m/ Lots of bangersss here

Captcha: joy

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 18:30

Cute girl practising her ahegao in the mirror.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 20:54

Infernal Storage

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 21:51

Roasted baby pig: Hamlet.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 23:05

Cute girl with extremely low self esteem unable to believe that you genuinely want to cuddle her.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 23:21

Cute girl who slips you a mickey and then you wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice missing your kidneys.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 03:08

Cute girl with worn leather armor and a rusty daggar getting swarmed by giant rats on level one. Spoiler: She dies.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 08:18

is it ok to masturbate or drink alcohol after working out or will it kill my gains or was i just memed

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 15:40

It's ok to masturbate why wouldn't it be.
Alcohol has almost 100 calories per unit. If you're losing weight it'll definitely impact your work out. Don't binge, be moderate and you'll be fine.

Now let me tell you about the futility of working out and dieting if you can't get smashed every weekend.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 19:15

My cat likes Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. Didn't expect that.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 22:06

I just watched 3DPD porn for the first time in ages and I enjoyed it!

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 22:57

I just want to be happy.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 23:12

It reminds me of my childhood.

891 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8581 23:54

2 big bottles of hexanes

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 01:44

I guess a cave really is just a hole on its side.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 02:04

Good tooshie.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 04:56

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 05:33

Yeah, it is not bad if there is a little of it, you know, like food and salt or pepper, and you wouldn't want to put too much of it in your food but the food gets a bit boring and bland without it.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 13:27

It's not 3DPD if they all have penises.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 13:28

It's not 3DPD if they all have penises.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 19:02

I wish someone would make a movie that pretended to be one of those holiday-themed piece of crap movies like New Years Eve on trailers but was actually a deep auteur-driven tour-de-force filled with existential conflict and ANGST.

Like, imagine if Office Christmas Party was actually La Dolce Vita in disguise. That'd be neat.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 23:01

Cute girl who has been wandering the wilderness for weeks subsisting entirely on whatever she can forage and resorting to cuddling trees and rocks for the faint semblance of human contact, suddenly catching sight of you, pouncing into your arms and unloading weeks of accumulated touch deprivation and cuddlelust onto you.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 23:28

Brutal Doom is awesome

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