[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 13:47

Let's just start over

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 15:08

Some day we'll look back on this and laugh.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 16:19

I don't know why my thread did not meet dqn standards, but in its spirit I must say:

You can't swing a dead cow without hitting a critic.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 18:08

I really hope art deco makes a comeback.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 18:25

I'm honestly more of a fan of art nouveau, but art deco is nice too.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 20:22

I regret it.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8502 23:11

The neighbour upstairs just won't stop dying. But that doesn't discourage him from playing.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 02:40

Stick a needle in my eye, I hate myself and wish to die.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 04:37

2008 was our last chance.
We blew it.

210 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8503 09:17

The safest general characterization of the European recreational tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Play-Doh

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 13:47

Cute girl blushing and mumbling awkwardly that she loves you and wants to be with you forever.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 17:47

No more destroying everything good in the world for you!

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 20:33

My mood has abruptly improved.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8503 23:14

Total chaos.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 00:02

I think I might be "prison gay"

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 00:07

What does that even mean?

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 00:25

>>216 it's when you're not normally gay but you haven't seen a woman in so long that your cellmate Bubba starts looking like a fine piece of ass

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 00:52

I'm just gay for dicks

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 03:09

I'm just gay for cute guys who lounge around and have fun playing videogames.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 03:12

I'm just gay for women though I'm a man.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 03:26

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 05:13

Paint me a picture of the way that you feel.
Close your eyes and make it real.

You don't have to smile if you don't want too.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 08:28

you're not a snow mexican't, you're a snow mexiCAN

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 10:01

holy christ dawnguard is TERRIBLE
how do you fuck up van hellsing: dragonborn edition this badly?
by being bethesda, that's how

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 10:08

like i start out and i have to clear some cave and i find some vampire girl
ok cool
for some reason i dont just kill her and take the elder scroll from her and preempt the whole questline but i actually go along with her bullshit and go back to her castle and then also somehow she just walks into a fort full of vampire hunters while being all vampirey and they just let her in to come talk to me, fucking when she's done talking head vampire slayer guy is like "so now that this thing is done talking is there any reason we should let it live" but you can't even fucking just answer "nah man light dis bitch up" you have to keep going along with her stupid inane bullshit for another 8 hours

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 11:40

Diarrhea has more entropy than normal pooop

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 13:46



228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 14:02

I'm just not feeling it.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 17:36

This post deepened my restroom experience.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 23:38

>>225 "you have to keep going along with her stupid inane bullshit for another 8 hour" is basically every quest in Skyrim

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8504 23:53

Lolicon is a disease.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 00:05

Wake up in the mornin feelin like man I wish I was asleep

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 00:40

Do you think there are people who don't deserve to be loved? People who are just the right combination of boring, obnoxious, ugly, and negative such that no matter what you care about you can find someone better? I'm asking for a friend. I desperately need one.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 03:14

See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 04:20

love that song.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 05:29

I always found the hook about appliances funny, but it was only recently I found those were lyrics too, so now it's even funnier.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 08:39

I don't know if anybody "deserves" anything but I personally gave up trying to love negative people in particular. It's a draining uphill battle, and usually not worth the effort. Their problems become your problems and they drag you down with you. I bet somebody with a big heart and a lot of patience could do it, but those people are pretty hard to find. I guess that's why Jesus is so popular. And moms.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 09:21

>This post belongs to a parent and has 2 siblings
>You need a gold account to see this image.


239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 10:06

Is my humor twisted or is this a joke?

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 16:41

Japanese is just such a nice language in so many ways.

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 17:04

I was being melodramatic, but it's mostly serious.

242 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8505 18:18

It sounds like a typewriter

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 18:20

> You pop your contact lens in your mouth when if falls out. Just about every contact wearer has been there: Your lens falls out while you're away from home. It's a tricky problem if you don't have solution, a spare lens or a pair of glasses nearby. Besides being prepared with these items stored at your office, car or purse, there are no great solutions to this problem. But there is one terrible idea. In perhaps a quick attempt to lubricate the lens, many folks will put it in their mouth before sticking it back into their eye. Given that our spit has about 60,000 bacteria per drop, Sindt identifies this solution as "the worst possible thing you can do."

The fuck? Is this something people seriously don't realize? Even an old fart like myself was told all the basic facts necessary to put this together in grade school. Your computer's grammar check is perfectly capable of notifying you of typos like using if when you mean it.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 18:32

All the activist groups I subscribed to are freaking out over trumps policies.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 19:09

Why not just rinse it off with tap water? I've never felt the urge to wash my contact lenses with spit.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 20:07

Bacteria is also a potential problem there (since the contact keeps some of it there, unlike if you just get some in your eyes). AFAIK the only thing you ought wash a contact with is lens solution, and even then, while the odds are good that it's fine, it's probably not worth the stakes that it might not be.

If you are familiar with the kind of clickbait drivel it's copipe'd from, though, the odds are also good that there aren't a whole lot of people actually doing something that bad. Not to put too fine a point on it, but sometimes it seems to me that the writers and readers of this sort of crap have a burning need to confirm that someone out there is dumber than them. (Nonetheless, there are other mind-blowingly dangerous things people frequently do with contacts... you won't BELIEVE what happens next.)

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 20:47

Urethral contact lens insertion?

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8505 21:48

... is #7.

249 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8505 22:43

Tegan and Sarah

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 00:05

It's called a boner because you use it to bone-her

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 04:47

If you search on google for "gamecube best horror game" you get Eternal Darkness on the info box on the right, isn't that neat?

252 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8506 04:58

If you remove "S, E, and K" from "STAR TREK," you get TAR TR which is similar to the word "tartar."

253 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8506 05:01

If you leave the "S" in, it's like the word "starter"

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 09:58

Encounter with a "man-spreader":

Normal person: "Hey buddy can you move your leg a bit and give me some room?"
Man-spreader: Oh, sure thing, sorry 'bout that. moves leg


Mentally ill retard: grr this cis white shitlord won't move his leg and give me some room, I can't wait to get home and write an extensive op-ed about this on tumblr
Man-spreader: is unaware that he is being inconsiderate because MIR was too passive-aggressive to actually say anything

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 12:30

>>251 I have the game and box for that.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 12:57

Cute girl who has suffered brain damage and forgotten every word in her vocabulary apart from ‚ΰ‚Σ‚ΰ‚Σ.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 19:38

Maybe you should politely tell that person on tumblr this rather than writing about it on DQN.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 20:41

No, dear, your ass makes the dress look big.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 20:55

Goodbye separation of church and state
Goodbye net neutrality
Goodbye marijuana
Hello the meme generation

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:18

Looks like you've already said goodbye to reality.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:34

Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew, partner. ♥

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:55

How's La-La Land this time of year?

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:12

If I had a qt to go with I would watch it.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:16

You must already be stuck in made up world.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:23

Just when I thought you couldn't get any more delusional.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:36

I don't know, how is it?

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:43

Way to fuck up!
I think you've made up you're mind, and you're sticking to it.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:46

You wanna try again?

My post (>>265) was directed to the correct post.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:59


270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:03

Eric. Simply Eric.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:04

Keep it up kids and I'm turning this thread around and we're going back home.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:10

Wow! Haha, typical trump supporter.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:19

So well... I had a good day. Ask me anything

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:23

Enjoy the next eight years, my man.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:39

Unfortunately, I don't think either of us will.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:44

What happened?

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 00:07

I don't want to talk about it

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 00:44

I received two hugs today.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 01:03

Why not? Might as well enjoy the time, take up a hobby. Don't suppress yourself with constant "Oh no, Trump is the president, but not my president!" thoughts.

Just think of all of us, suckers, who don't live in the US and at whose expense the goal of America's greatness is usually achieved.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 01:53

I'm a practicing chrischan

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 03:58

>>279 as long as Trump's new department and agency chiefs don't find a way to send black vans around to round up undesirables, I'll be fine. But if they do, I'm fucked. Hoping they'll at least let me emigrate if it comes to that.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 04:07

Nah, I just said that because I was having a pointless argument where I appear to be joking, but really I just want to have the last come back so I can somehow validate myself. I'm not going to be constantly depressed or quit my hobbies. I just wanted to vent about some of Trump's policies that I disagree with.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 04:15

I think Trump is a threat to US hegemony, actually. The kind of kleptocrat only banana republics get.

If you are part of China's growing middle class, the next 4 or 8 years are going to be pretty swell.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 09:00

I don't think petty American human politics are an interesting subject of discussion for the Elitist Superstructure of DQN. In fact it's rather distasteful. Isn't there a politics board of some sort on 4-ch.net?

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 10:23

There is too much thinking and not enough tanasinn latelζζζ

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 12:41

fasdf just ignore him

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 14:17

Monotonically increasing cuddlability index.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 18:28

Why are there so many cute crossdressers who are only into women, it's not fair.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 02:58

Even if there was one, nobody would post there.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 06:28

tfw you forget the theme you were going to compose seconds before you can write it down

291 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8508 06:30

Periods need to be stopped. I want to fuck NOW.

292 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8508 06:50

P.S. Flemish reds fucking rule

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 08:53

>>291 Period sex is the best sex...

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 11:31

I'm hungary

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 13:14

That's not cute.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 17:45

lol jk dnt rly kys yr butifl on t insid bbz

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 18:50

the half brother of the president is on twitter calling people cucks and talking about traps and anime, holy shit this is 2016

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 19:14

Don't diss Malik Obama. He's the only honest man in that family.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 21:14

Definitely bananya.

300 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8508 22:17

A Flemish red before bed
Jerry Seinfeld and flood will meld
The waters led them to be wed

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