[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 17:57

>>699 dying of starvation because he's covered in cute girls

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 21:20

>>721 shut up faggot, no it's not

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 22:31

<family name>, <given name> is probably the stupidest convention yet that I've seen for listing names using the oriental name order in English. Either just remove the comma or list them in the English order. But this fucks up both conventions, the comma implies that if it weren't a list then you would be using the English order but by listing them last name first you're already using the eastern convention.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 22:34

and when you have some characters with western style <first name> <last name> names mixed in a cast of characters with eastern style names it fucks it up even more

should scarlet, remilia be alphabetically listed before or after izayoi, sakuya? who knows, you broke everything and now I don't know which way is up, fuck you

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8558 22:49

My favourite is subbers swapping the full name around to match English and then consistently using the wrong name. Like, they'd subtitle "Ohayo, Haruka-kun" with "Hello, Nogizaka" or whatever.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 12:30

Cute girl trying to cuddle you but she can't because she's wearing a straitjacket.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 13:11

Cute girl successfully cuddling you while wearing a straitjacket because you are the cute girl.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 18:03

cute girl with extensive rashes, missing teeth, puffy red gums and many open running sores all over her body crying pus tears because you won't cuddle her without an NBC suit on.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 19:58

Cute girl with bullet and harpoon wounds, destroying buildings in the financial district by throwing a tantrum because she's 200 feet tall and nobody can cuddle her.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 23:41

Cute girl foaming at the mouth and getting a battery of rabies shots because she tried to cuddle a raccoon.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8559 23:51

Man I thought when I moved by myself I was going to get super fat because I was going to eat ramen and pizza all day but apparently I'm too lazy to even buy a fucking phone so I'm just going to starve.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 13:03

That's not pain! I'll show you what pain is!

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 14:34

>>707 cutting off the straightjacket with a knife and discovering the cute girl is yandere.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 15:27

hey hey ho ho this fucking snow has got to

i hate hey hey ho ho chants

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 15:48

>>711 the best strategy for weight loss is to move to a place where you have to take a 15 minute walk to reach a shop when you don't own a car in my experience

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 18:16

Hey hey ho ho
I'm tired.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8560 21:51

I don't get it why didn't the stealth ship just blow all its torpedoes and kill both incoming ships and just end the show right th- oh yeah plot :rolleyes:

such bullshit

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 10:34

Cute girl method acting another even cuter girl.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 11:08

Matlab is intended to be easy to pick up and use but then I try to use it and just get confused with its conventions because everything is not quite where it should be, random stuff is backwards, and I'm never quite sure that what I expect to happen is the thing that will actually happen.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 12:38

I got flipped off and it's not even 8:00.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 13:53

Every day for a couple of weeks I have to take a couple of hours of travel to loiter about in freezing temperatures and/or eat fast food.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 15:19

MATLAB sucks, there's plenty of much better alternatives out there. If you're looking for an easy to pick up scientific/mathematical programming language then your best bet is probably a dedicated Python distribution like Anaconda.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 20:37

Octave might be a bit better (read: more hippie) than Matlab, but I've also heard good things about Julia.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8561 22:34

Hippie just means dirty liberal who want free handouts which is very apt for Octave and their users. Pay for matlab you cucks

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 09:56

Wow and now everyone is a scientist on this board but me...

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 15:06

Hah, I bet you can't even analyse and interpret systems of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations!

Why don't you go enjoy kicking a bag of leather around, nerd.

727 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8562 17:58

Follow the vapor trail

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 18:59

Does cuck mean something else where you come from?

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 19:33

Cute girl with hypothermia trying to cuddle you for dear life.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 20:56

I have a degree in computer science yet reading computer science shit online makes me feel crazy inadequate. Because JavaSchool.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 21:17

Rough. I found the most educational modules had very little programming in at all.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 21:47

Go suck Stallman's cock, jew

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 21:49

I don't want to live in a box!

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 22:23

Cute nerdy girl who you sadly have to murder because she's in the truck factor circle for BUS1 and SystemD.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 22:25

Try a yurt!

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 22:40

Thew sound of a Didgeridoo amplified to 11.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 22:48

Too late, I already failed to pay back my loan, lost my home, and am currently living in a cardboard box in the street fantasising about what could've happened if only I'd played the market better. Don't be fooled by the cute, fuzzy appearance; Recettear is a harsh and uncompromising game.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8562 23:35

Shit's goin' down hard soon, and I'll be laughing.

739 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8562 23:58

Rinse Penis

vc: cock

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 10:22

I went to see my doctor, and he wrote me a prescription for 1 "cute girl".

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 16:42

Real Computer Science with capital S starts on post-graduate courses, it seems.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 18:14

Watching some corner of the Internet get snobby about McMansions and laughing since by their standards I and most of my high school acquaintances lived in one. Go ahead, make character judgments about immigrants, veterans, civil servants, and retirees you've never met because of their tacky oversized secondhand houses. I can't imagine all our folks were trying to buy status.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8563 21:25

most science does, undergrad stuff is just making sure you have the fundamentals in place

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 04:46

To that guy who use to post Teddy Rubskin videos like 1-6 years ago, sorry for calling them autistic and telling you to stop posting them. I'm pretty autistic myself.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 04:55

le feel de when NO shanghai chowder

746 Name: Epicurus Failurus : 1993-09-8564 12:06

I failed because I didn't but craved far too much for Science...

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 15:34

Dates are nice. They're an opportunity to get laid without having to drink.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 19:23

Another fucking kidney stone dammit

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 20:11

I prefer prunes.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 20:18

Hey Andrews.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8564 20:32


752 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8564 21:35

No you don't

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8565 07:35

At some point I want to sit down and review every single VIPTRONIC song from every single VIPTRONIC album. But I don't have time.

754 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8565 20:32

Just do one album a week.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 00:23

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 02:01

>>753 Review my song first.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 04:15

Which thread had everyone being a minister?

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 17:08

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 17:40

wait what why

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 18:38

effert et est duo u

761 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8566 20:47

That's the last time I spend $120 to make macaroni and cheese

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 22:35

It's fun having friends to do cringy shit with

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 22:52

Remembering that one Iranian professor in community college who would start classes by saying, "Hello everyone," and it would remind me of Clonepa. Very odd fellow, didn't feel much loyalty to any country (we're not talking one of those "my parents supported the Shah" fellas) and would crack jokes (I think...?) about how his two doctorates (in engineering and CS) once qualified him to be the minister of health back there.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 04:02

Why are you choosing VIPTRONIC over DQN ELECTRONICS? What is wrong with you?

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 04:15

I gave an alt-right person a pot brownie once.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 13:15


Kill yourself you fucking degenerate fag

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 14:50

You can't just hold details like that, mang!

I mean, you can, but.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 15:44

"Emo is just an anagram of Moe" was a good read.

769 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8567 18:32

It all came down to cheese selection and a modest black truffle

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 19:46

So mean. It's not like I tricked him into eating it.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 22:22

exactly three types of people play healers:

1 submissive nerds who prefer a passive supporting role;
2 clerical (heh) types who prefer a role as kind of a "back room administrator";
3 girls (and they almost always play something like a night elf priest or one of those raccoon things from TERA)

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 22:23

ranked from most to least common

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 22:58

Ah, one or both is the usual defining feature of an expensive mac and cheese. Personally, most variations I've had on that theme haven't really been worthy. Though I wouldn't judge someone for liking the taste, either.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 23:55

I still haven't ever played those games. How was I suppose to know you knew that.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 00:27

I always played medic in TF2 because most teams seriously needed one, and it was easy to rack up points.

776 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8568 00:37

It was marginally better than a regular homemade mac and cheese for about 20x the price

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 00:40

That wasn't an option

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 02:47

String tastes funny. Not funny ha ha tho

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 10:26

Nah, any scantily-clad character is 99.9% played by a man.

"Submissive nerd" though. I want to participate in a submissive nerds orgy.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 11:37

This shouldn't be hard

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 11:54

I still have cute girls telling me terrible things.

782 Name: ( ͡° ͟ʖ ͡°) : 1993-09-8568 12:53

Box-Cox transformation isn't the fetish I was thinking it was.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 17:41

I'm just really shit at Overwatch, but I can't play Mercy anymore because it's racked up some weird e-fetishism around her.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 18:49

TF2 battle medic rollout was difficult and impressive to see.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 19:24

Fill in the blank:

So take me down to the[...]

A. paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
B. cities of the future / everybody's happy and I feel at home
C. virgin spring / wash away my suffering

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 01:30

So take me down to the
Little brown town where the
Ugly matted hounds bark at
The heaping garbage mounds.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 05:13

holy shit that guy's still doing dinosaur comics

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 05:44

Do they still hold their quality or lack thereof?

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 05:54

Love is in danger it is gonna die.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 06:34

Thanks to chrome/firefox's form input I have all these captchas saved .Now all I need to do is string them all together to form some nonsense.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 15:21

Cute girl removing the stuffing from your dakimakura and climbing inside in an attempt to trick you into cuddling her, little knowing that you would gladly cuddle her as much as she likes if she just asked you directly.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 15:30

If anything, they're even better/worse!

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 16:33


794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 16:44

Cute girl trying to strangle you, but when you see her hands going for your neck you mistake it for an attempted cuddle and reciprocate. Then she just sort of lies there passively being cuddled because she hadn't anticipated this but actually sort of likes it and isn't sure whether she should still strangle you or not.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 17:18

Cute girl marries you, pumps out a few kids, blows up into a fat sow and divorces you, leaving you with nothing for the next twenty fucking years of your life.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 18:04

Put it through text-to-speech and you have a DQN ELECTRONIC.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 18:18

I agree with >>796

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 09:03

o-okay time to start recklessly posting.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 12:09

Where the fuck am I what the fuck is going on

800 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8570 17:36


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