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850 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8576 04:03

I can't stop making hamburg steaks

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 09:29

I wonder if Sriracha Ice Cream is a thing (of course that's a thing).

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 10:57

If I ever come across a Korean online, I would probably type something like "Nida! I want apolojuice!"

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 11:28

John Maynard Keynes probably had a time machine.
The question is then whether he disappeared into the future to save us at a time of great need as heroes do, or if he secretly went into the future to ruin everything under a pen-name so that we'd think about how clever he was for the rest of time for giving vaguely prophetic warnings, when actually he was only "very clever" and stole Einstein's time machine.

Either way if he could get me a Pepsi A.M. that'd be great.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 11:50

I don't think you knoooooooow how broken you aaaaaaaaaare

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 22:31

My mental state hasn't really changed since high school so why can't I fuck high school girls??!!

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 00:12

I anger and upset everyone, but my message is morally superior than all of them. If they want to call me villain, then I'll accept the title. Hahahaha. I'm their worst nightmare, but I'm actually doing them all a favor.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 00:21

Well the thing is... Just because you haven't mentally matured since high school doesn't mean that those high school girls won't. They might regret letting some dirty underdeveloped dqn touch them.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 02:33

What's the difference between body dysmorphia and just being ugly?

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 08:22

The human mind is modular. Consequently, focusing on ONE thing, doing one thing intensely, yields compounding returns. Focus on the essential element(s) and drive towards them w/ Ahabian zealousness.

Neurogenesis affirms your brain connections, so choose your actions deliberately!!

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 09:31


861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 09:36

You can be ugly and not care about it.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 11:30

>>852 hello I am korean

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 13:10

For some reason I just remembered a story from my life and I want to tell someone, so here ya go DQN.

When I was in college I had two friends in the same department who were dating, call them P and M. One day M started hitting on me, asking me to hang out. Her friend told me that P and M had split up and that I should go for it.

Now, I wasn't extremely attracted to this girl, but you take what you can get, right? I was a shy "beta" with only one previous girlfriend, so this was a godsend. Plus she had abnormally large tits. I don't remember the exact size but it was at least H cup. So I thought, why not?

We started "hooking up." I learned she had split up with P because he had cheated on her. So I was basically just a revenge fuck. A few weeks later, I guess P apologized and they got back together, but neither of them told me this...I found out from someone else. M just stopped contacting me and started acting cold.

Now obviously I didn't love the girl, but she could have at least told me! I confronted her and we had some super cliche conversation like "What are we?" "We? There is no we." So naturally I felt hurt.

A couple weeks later, P started making an effort to be extra friendly. It seemed he wanted to make sure I knew he didn't hold anything against me. I was still feeling a little sore, but I accepted his invitation to play poker with some other guys.

It was my first time playing poker, but I picked it up quickly. Then I kicked P's ass. Knocked him out of the game. He went to bed, and a wide, uncontrollable smile began to spread across my face. I suddenly felt elated. There was something extremely cathartic about the act of winning that silly poker game, like it stirred some deep alpha male instinct. I suddenly realized, hey, I'm the winner in this situation! I fucked this guy's big tittied girl, plus I don't have to deal with the relationship afterward!

And after that my whole perspective on relationships changed. Using my newfound confidence I was able to woo another girl -- one I actually really liked.

So the moral of the story is, you should really just stick to today's special.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 22:51

Ugly people know they can't be beautiful.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 00:47

So P, M and DQN walk into a local Yoshinoya. DQN orders extra green onion.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 01:24

"We're all out of green onion" said the Yoshinoya employee, but then a duck came bearing green onions.

867 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8578 06:57

Yummy fries ! !

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 11:42

Cute catgirl snuggling up by your side and purring warmly as you stroke her back and run your fingers through her hair.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 15:15

Removing the faces from most wanted criminal signs and replacing them with ahegao

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 18:59

I need some bangersss

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:04

I considered doing that but using fast food pictures.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:05

welp there goes my sanity

873 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8578 20:37


874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 00:34

I think I may have found some iidx hdd rips outside of sows! Hooray!

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 09:46

Fuck I don't even know how the fuck I manage to get to my home with Uber

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 14:30

Holy shit, there's a new Worst Compilation? How did it take me this long to realise?

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 23:26

Checking up on forums you haven't thought about in a decade.

Knowing where you and everyone around you thought you'd be now a decade ago, and knowing you didn't take the concrete steps to get there.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 00:14

>>870 https://shanachan.org/m/ Lots of bangersss here

Captcha: joy

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 18:30

Cute girl practising her ahegao in the mirror.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 20:54

Infernal Storage

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 21:51

Roasted baby pig: Hamlet.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 23:05

Cute girl with extremely low self esteem unable to believe that you genuinely want to cuddle her.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 23:21

Cute girl who slips you a mickey and then you wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice missing your kidneys.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 03:08

Cute girl with worn leather armor and a rusty daggar getting swarmed by giant rats on level one. Spoiler: She dies.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 08:18

is it ok to masturbate or drink alcohol after working out or will it kill my gains or was i just memed

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 15:40

It's ok to masturbate why wouldn't it be.
Alcohol has almost 100 calories per unit. If you're losing weight it'll definitely impact your work out. Don't binge, be moderate and you'll be fine.

Now let me tell you about the futility of working out and dieting if you can't get smashed every weekend.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 19:15

My cat likes Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. Didn't expect that.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 22:06

I just watched 3DPD porn for the first time in ages and I enjoyed it!

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 22:57

I just want to be happy.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 23:12

It reminds me of my childhood.

891 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8581 23:54

2 big bottles of hexanes

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 01:44

I guess a cave really is just a hole on its side.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 02:04

Good tooshie.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 04:56

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 05:33

Yeah, it is not bad if there is a little of it, you know, like food and salt or pepper, and you wouldn't want to put too much of it in your food but the food gets a bit boring and bland without it.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 13:27

It's not 3DPD if they all have penises.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 13:28

It's not 3DPD if they all have penises.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 19:02

I wish someone would make a movie that pretended to be one of those holiday-themed piece of crap movies like New Years Eve on trailers but was actually a deep auteur-driven tour-de-force filled with existential conflict and ANGST.

Like, imagine if Office Christmas Party was actually La Dolce Vita in disguise. That'd be neat.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 23:01

Cute girl who has been wandering the wilderness for weeks subsisting entirely on whatever she can forage and resorting to cuddling trees and rocks for the faint semblance of human contact, suddenly catching sight of you, pouncing into your arms and unloading weeks of accumulated touch deprivation and cuddlelust onto you.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 23:28

Brutal Doom is awesome

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:38

nothing happens here anymore, the only activity is the copypaste/comment/wikipedia/any thread that's just copying shit from somewhere else

and this thread full of people talking to themselves

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:47

Fully Automated Luxury Communism.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 15:53

>>900 should play some Duke 3d

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 18:33

A restaurant on the lobby of a 5-star international hotel 15km away is not the kind of answer you'd expect to be given after asking "what's the cheapest restaurant near me" to a so-called smart assistant.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 19:39

Like you're doing right now?

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 19:48

Beats talking to you

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 20:35

the trick is to stop living in the present

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 22:43

why the fuck is all my spam british now? i miss the japanese adultery site spam i used to get.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 23:31

I wonder if I could find a cute girl in real life and enter into some sort of "friends with benefits" affair with her, but benefits as in literally just cuddling.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 23:35

Get in shape, brush your teeth, don't talk about dorky anime shit around her, and you've got a chance.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 00:09

i like being treated like a girl in every way

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 02:56

Heard some idiot saying some artist must have been SO FUCKIN BAKED when he painted that

Yay legal marijuana I guess

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 12:14

> implying the heresy train has brakes

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 15:22

Why do you (and so many like you) assume that all women want a fit guy who isn't into anime?

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 19:26

Insecurity. NEXT!

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 19:37

-shrug- It's mostly true.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 20:02

Because it's true. You think an out of shape dude posting fantasies about "cute girls" on a niche text board is getting any action?

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 20:26

Humans are unable to distinguish individual properties of a smell.
There is no "blue", "sharp" or "sweet" in smell: encounter a new smell and the question will be "what does it smell like?" and not "how <smell adjective> is it?"; the answers given will invariably relate the scent to objects or experiences - "burnt toast", "old people", "fresh dog poop". Indeed, the words themselves probably conjure the respective smells almost immediately.

My thesis follows. This lack of is exactly why smells evoke memories the strongest of all senses.
Precisely because there are no abstract "blue" or "sharp" properties in smells that get lumped into a single category of "blue" or "sharp" is why we retain so much information from specific smells. We can't break down a smell into its component parts, so we must retain it in full.
Thus the random whiff walking past an alleyway takes you right back to that summer when you were 4 and your older cousin tried to feed you poop on toast at your grandparents' house.
It's almost paradoxical: our weakest sense, given time, becomes our strongest.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 22:00

Hot people want to shag other hot people, is this notion truly that outrageous?

Anime doesn't really factor in that much though, provided you got the looks.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 23:19

We're about to reach 1000 unhappy posts

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8584 23:40

Except this one, this one is happy.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 02:02

When I look back on this year I won't wish I had smoked more pot.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 05:11

Yeah, being attractive helps but social skills are much more important. It's also hard to generalize what women want. I once had a girlfriend who liked boobs so I showed her Senran Kagura and she loved it! Hot and nerdy girls do exist.

>>909, what you want is possible. I've met cute girls who say they want "cuddle buddies." Guys are horndogs so girls tend to put up a strong guard, so you need to develop rapport and prove you're trustworthy first. The fastest path to cuddletown is a group cuddle with a number of close friends. Alcohol helps with this. After group cuddling a few times, the cute girl will start to trust you and be willing to cuddle alone.

However, it's honestly probably better to just ask her to be your girlfriend. After all, a girl needs to be at least mildly attracted to you to be willing to cuddle, so you might as well go all the way. After all, if you become just cuddle buddies, eventually she will get a sexual partner who will probably ask her to stop cuddling, and then your heart will be broken.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 06:24

in that goddamn I Spy illustration you call a closet, honey

925 Name: vc: lain : 1993-09-8585 10:50

Time management also. Nerd activities are known for taking lots of your precious free time in deep focus on nerd shit. You could be quite a pleasant person to know, but all that studying and media consumption is time you aren't prettying yourself up, networking for love/poon, etc.

This is not an indictment of being otaku as fuck: the stigma is real and it's stupid and shallow people are everywhere. Granted, so is the stereotypical maladapted geek who at best isn't fun to be around and at worst is a douche; it's a kind of shallowness, too. Just, if you aren't getting something you want, you either want more than you're gonna get, or you need to adjust priorities in order to get it. Life is full of compromises, and compromises suck by definition. Some compromises are fair, and some of them aren't fair.

Gentlemongs, try not to short-circuit your satisfaction with a life-ruining obsession. But at the same time, if you find an activity so meaningful that it makes all the suffering of life worth enduring, you have a thing a lot of people don't. Don't apologize for it (unless it is evil, in which case maybe you should mend your ways--but I assume that's an unusual corner case). Hide your power level if need be, but also avoid (general) situations where you must compensate for it by being something that ain't genuine. It's simply accepting life for what you can squeeze out of it, and that is a part of "having your act together", which is an attractive trait to most anyone worth wooing. Like the book Murphy's Law once sardonically cracked about loans, to get an S.O. you ought to first prove you don't need one.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 11:12

Listen, you talk trash about moé in the Internet, you'll have to deal with me.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 11:24

tryna look up some movie i saw for only a moment at my parents' friend's house that said parents' friend was watching while channel surfing because it scared me and i want a little closure but google is shooting duds here

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 14:58

Speak for yourself - I've never experienced a smell bringing up a memory. Sight or sound are far better suited for that purpose, since they can convey more, specific information (“Hey remember that time when…”)

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 15:11

You think there are no women who like fat guys. ( ̄ー ̄)

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 16:14

Is it Friday yet?

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 16:46


932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 20:27

Maybe it's you? I can't count the times someone's suddenly exclaimed, "Whoa, I just caught a smell that strongly reminded me of..."

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 23:30

I've never heard someone say anything close to that. I've heard plenty of people say they've been reminded by sights or sounds, however.

I don't really care if either of us are unusual, or live in an unusual area, but the idea of smell being a powerful sense is certainly not universal.

934 Name: Bill Nye (A Smelly Guy) : 1993-09-8586 01:22

A weird smell was a major plot arc for the entirety of Lucky Star. Smell ya later, dokyuns!

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 02:02

Well, you know what they say

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 03:30

It really stinks, huh?

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 08:50

I imagine some of these copypastas come about because some Anon decides to make a shitty joke, sees the initial glint of "oh god why", and realizes it is not time for half measures.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 09:09

Olfactory memory is definitely a thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olfactory_memory

And to add anecdotal evidence pool, I find memories triggered by smell much more powerful because they make me deeply relive the experience of that memory. It's similar to the eery feeling of like deja vu.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 13:35

Hey cool, supporting evidence! Neat.

Anyway it's interesting that there's always someone one the internet around to argue "I have found an exception to your predicates, thus I submit your conclusion is entirely false"

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 20:16


941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 21:33

I just don't think I'm cut out for the aristocracy.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 22:32

Sometimes when I smell something I've smelled before I'll recognize it as something I've smelled before, but I rarely remember exactly where I first smelled it.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 05:46

You're misrepresenting me by saying “entirely false”. My objections are with your statement being universally applied - nothing more.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 10:25

I see that now, but I never explicitly it was universal. I also made other points, some standing alone from those you object to, and yet you didn't touch upon those at all. Thus my reaction to what I interpreted as a haughty dismissal based on an incorrect assumption, similar to how a grammar nazi would pick out a mistake to avoid having to address the brunt of an argument. It hurt my feelings, yo.

Anyway, how boring is meta-argument? Let's do something more interesting for the death throes of this THREAD.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 10:27

“Our subject, then, and our data being of this nature, we must be content if we can indicate the truth roughly and in outline, and if, in dealing with matters that are not amenable to immutable laws, and reasoning from premises that are but probable, we can arrive at probable conclusions.

The reader, on his part, should take each of my statements in the same spirit; for it is the mark of an educated man to require, in each kind of inquiry, just so much exactness as the subject admits of: it is equally absurd to accept probable reasoning from a mathematician, and to demand scientific proof from an orator.” - Aristotle, <i>Nicomachean Ethics</i>, <i>tr.</i> Peters

Bothayunz sound absurd to me, within a short number of exchanges muddying up both what is objective and what is subjective. That is, initial statement poses as objective fact a generalization predicated on subjective conjecture, initial counterstatement uses subjective experience to argue against an objective universality. It continues with neither participant acknowledging the basis of good faith argument, <i>viz.</i> “hang on, I know what you meant, but consider this.” It comes across as disingenuous all around, very frustrating to follow, can’t fap to this. True memory comes from <b><i><u>OPPOSITE BRAIN HOLLOW TIME CUBE SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY CREATION</u></i></b>

946 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8587 18:52

Crab Yars fucking sucks

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 22:21

Yeah I don't have that memory-triggering smell either, but I constantly hear references to it in media. Also I have a pretty shit sense of smell, so who knows. Anyway my captcha is meme.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8587 23:34

I think I might be literally addicted to cute anime girls.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8588 01:51

Me too but I feel good about it.

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