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1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8594 19:54

Feed me

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8691 02:55

Ain't no hoe inside my DNA.

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8691 03:59

Weenie peepee

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8691 10:55

Bra/Bikini design based upon 👓

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8691 17:28

You're the gay faggot of Andrew Daly

754 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8691 21:12

I can't think of a way to finish the phrase "Single munch ______"

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8692 09:45

>>754 A single-munch Sally is a girl who comes quickly and easily in your mouth. Comparable to a two-stroke Terry

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8692 13:44

The only thing I know for real THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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...
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SHED!

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8692 18:59

why was my volume so loud

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8693 20:53

indeded for te monae

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8693 22:09

knowing things are only going to get worse

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8694 07:32

fulfilling a self-fulfilling prophecy

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8694 20:11

Scrudle

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8694 23:33

I was on the fence about it but now I'm fairly sure the future is doomed.

763 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8695 00:43

Spike Lee's not a good movie

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 01:39

Is Spike Lee a movie?

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 11:59

HODL DOGECOIN

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 12:16

>>763,764
Gave me a painful flashback to college when I awkwardly tried to make a joke like "something something black people, it's like a Spike Jonze movie" and as soon as I said it I regretted it because it came across as racist and I realized I had mixed up Spike Jonze with Spike Lee. (Although I couldn't remember Spike Lee's name at the time.) The people I was talking to just gave me a confused and disappointed look like "I have no idea what you're talking about but that sounds vaguely racist." Embarrassing moments really burn themselves into your brain.

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 14:22

Are embarrassing moments etched permanently on your mind a useful tool for emotional self-flagellation?

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 17:52

>>767 No, but personally it's a reason for physical self-flagellation. "Why did I do that thing 15 years ago, I'd better go home and headbutt lightbulbs"

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 19:10

>>763
Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing and Start a Race Riot

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 19:12

>>767
It fires off the flight-or-fight response, which is very strong, but it's socially impossible to do any fighting or flying when embarrassed, so the emotional response just has to simmer there until it dies down. I'd guess humans are not quite well-equipped to deal with it.

(Waiting for the "Speak for yourself, not everyone gets embarrassed so easily!" guy, but I have to say I don't really get embarrassed either, but I do have basic empathy).

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8696 20:55

I've started fucking about with pico-8 and have given myself until Monday morning to make a giftable game with it

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8697 04:09

YOU CAIN'T STAP ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>771
Good job dude. The pico-8 is closed source but I have found myself liking what people make with it.

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8697 12:36

Vipper - you'll coward dont even smoke quality

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8697 17:51

>>772
I'm a closet FOSStard but the whole thing looked So Frickin' Easy and I'm unaware of any libre equivalent. Obviously after seeing the cartridge format is plain text, ideas of an open source implementation started whirling around my head. Perhaps a compiler to NES is possible.
Windows support is a plus too, as I managed to get a good chunk of work on it over lunch time!

775 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8697 22:43

Elaine Benis

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8699 01:31

Got the gamepad working. Easier than I thought it'd be.

777 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8699 03:12

It's called the Naked Killer, not the Gay Kid Killer

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8700 12:49

Xorg should have died with flash video.
Thank god wayland isn't really taking off since it's significantly worse.

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8700 14:42

I feel like this year has been unbearably long.

780 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8700 16:46

Kill all Xorg!

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8700 19:47

Hold on baby it's the DQN

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 02:19

hold my beard

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 02:58

What goes through the mind of someone who does all their homework assignments on upside-down paper? Are they being rebellious? Are they from a foreign land, unaccustomed to our paper? Do they know something the rest of us don't?

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 07:47

What is upside-down paper?

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 08:15

it's like regular paper but wrong side up

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 10:09

my friend EBIN :----DDDDDD was a nazi

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8701 15:27

>>784
There's a big blank space at the top of the paper for your name and the title, if you put it at the bottom you summon oni.

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 05:15

wondering how the pizza delivery guy got here in 1 minute 30 seconds when the store is 8 miles away
then I hear from his car stereo
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 05:26

that would be a pretty cool story if it actually happened, i wish fun and interesting things happened to me but instead my life is poo

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 08:46

I spent a while avoiding the dark souls series due to their meme status as "the hardest games ever" but after accidentally trying the spin-off bloodborne and loving the eldritch influences I'm thinking of playing through all of the games

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 09:32

i think the reason i miss high school even though it was objectively shit is that back then i actually had a couple irl friends that i could sit with at lunch and talk about faggot nerd shit like anime and star trek and video games and not have to pretend i care about hearing about this guys fucking anecdotes about how much he loves his dog for the 1000000000th time, i just want to live with real people and not potatoes

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 12:06

Tsuki no shita de with the loli!

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 12:35

yeah sex can be good with the right person but itfs usually not worth all the bullshit that goes on around itc returning from the ocean to the river of your birth, darkening in color, migrating hundreds of miles upstream past dams and waterfalls, dying, returning your exhausted bodyfs nutrients to the river so your young grow healthy and strong

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 16:18

This thread has adopted the brainfeel of the BEYOND DQN thread

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 16:45

what is the real reality though?

796 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8702 16:48

I always have ideas for new threads but I don't wanna rock the boat.

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 16:56

good grief.

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 18:31

yare yare

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 18:50

>>796
I think I did a couple of creative ones a couple of years ago. Might have been PREVIOUS POSTER or a NEXT POSTER or a CYOA or carry-on-the-story or some such. It puckered my butthole, but went okay, and I feel like recently we need to liven things up. Go for it.

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8703 02:37

"I am not Spock" is, ironically, a rhetorically sound Spock-like statement. Star Trek has always been a bit iffy on what Vulcans consider to be "logic", but even someone with no initiation in philosophy could easily understand that within limited contexts, especially with incomplete definitions of things, something can both be and and not be itself.

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8703 08:33

>>796
Make one! Make one!

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8703 08:33

Scum With Boundaries is a good album

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8703 12:54

’|‚Μ“›

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8703 18:03

Thinking in two different places at the same time!

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8703 19:16

Cute girl with cat costume lovingly biting my hand.

806 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8704 00:03

In about a week I'm gonna be able to sing the "Do you like my car?" part of "Gas Gas Gas" and mean it

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8704 04:40

Time behaves sort of weird when you are shitfaced

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8704 04:41

Also that whole biting shit is hot as all hell when you do it with a real 3d girl, sorry folks.

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8704 06:30

>>794
I actually posted a CTRL+V here by mistake. Sorry.

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8704 14:42

Sure feels weird reading those necrobumped threads from the beginning.

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8704 16:12

That's why I do it.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8704 18:16

>>809
Huh, I guess that would explain it.

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8705 03:50

I'm nekoing this thread

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8705 09:32

If you're gonna make me create an account just to read an article, I'm not gonna use your website. At all. Fuck you. Eat my dick.

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8705 10:13

>>811 Thanks! A sense of novelty and refreshment filled the Elitists Superstructure of DQN!

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8706 16:33

what happened to the Control Tower [grinding noises] thread

Can someone necrobump that

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8706 18:31

>>816
The story ended, but I don't know what happened to part 2

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8706 20:26

Fucking shitly-typed languages, if I wanted to manually check the entire codebase for consistency every time I changed something, I'd have passed the --ultra-masochist option TYVM

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8707 09:07

>>816
I'm the one who was running it, and I'm still around! It went into indefinite hiatus due to health problems, then I could never really commit to continuing it as I've been neck deep in academia ever since. It is a shame to leave it unfinished, and in theory I'd like to give it the ending it deserves, but the outlook isn't terribly positive. Who knows, though? Miracles do happen.

For the record, if anyone else wants to take over as GM, or to run a sequel or spiritual successor or something like that, you have my full blessing. Also, I don't know if it would be of interest to you, or anyone else here, but I have since managed to publish one or two non-silly short stories in a local literary magazine. I might even post one if you ask very nicely...

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8709 14:47

Hungry what do I eat

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8709 15:47

How nicely is very nicely?

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8709 17:34

Got sounds in. Lot easier than I thought it'd be. Makes worlds of difference too.

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8709 22:44

Apparently, if Siri is set to mexican spanish, it'll sometimes answer what time is it with "it's time to d-d-d-d-duel". Fancy that.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8711 14:42

Your whole ride is set on automatic dial.

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8711 18:34

Whenever I have sex with a girl, in the morning I like to say "Ahh, thanks for taking my virginity! ❤︎" The mortified look on their face always tickles me.

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8711 19:05

>>825
So, just the once

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8711 20:27

>>826 I'm quite handy with the ladies, I bet.

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 19:14

>>827
Your hands do not count as ladies

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 22:16

>>828
Even if I draw breasts on them?

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8713 04:15

D&D to the tune of AC/DC's -TNT

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8713 15:53

>>825
It may sound funny but did you consider that it's practically an admission of being really lousy at sex? If they look mortified even worse??

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8713 20:02

>>829
You have to do a Punch and Judy sketch for that to count.

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8713 23:38

>>831 The one and only time it was lousy, I didn't say it that time.

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8714 03:44

Got looping sounds working right. That's the last of the little things on the checklist.

835 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8714 05:11

glooping sounds

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8714 10:27

Pokemon world according to multiplayer: a bunch of teenagers running around with a full party of legendaries that created space-time and all that...

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 03:03

Saw Ghost in the Shell finally. Had a good time, but I feel like I've been staring into a cyberpunk aquarium for half a day.

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 06:32

DQN Enterprise Solutions

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 06:35

If it cannot be helped then it is okay to let her go. The important thing is that you tried your best.

840 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8716 23:59

I pooped like 7 times today.

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 06:01

When assessing the suitability of a new job, the first thing to look out for is how many meetings they have each day.

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 17:12

I'm not good at this social networking thing

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 17:43

>>840
Desiccated corn husks are not snacks, dude.

844 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8717 19:38

>>843
Try telling that to my guinea pigs

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8718 01:06

I wish there was more food around here. An apple a day...

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8718 02:34

Modafinil is amazing!

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8718 02:50

I wonder what the first THREAD in the new age is going to be...

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8720 14:32

Spi-Der man, the superhero who is just a spine and a dermis

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8720 22:03

I'm pretty sure I won't be able to make this joke anywhere else but I hope George Romero's reanimated corpse doesn't wander the Earth looking for flesh and instead rests in piece.
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