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850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 00:06

The new Dr. Who can make sammiches for all the powerful men of history.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 16:07

aibou

852 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8721 19:58

Pseudo-Pacman, see you.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 20:35

>>851
I always mentally pronounced Renai Boukun as Ren Aibou-kun.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 15:50

po pi po pi po po pi po

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 20:08

Americans love Dr Who not realising how it always manages to look so low-budget. It's a BBC show is how

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 22:39

>>854 good song.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8724 19:38

/code/ suddenly had more than one post since last I looked. There's life left in it yet!

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8724 19:48

Yennefer is the hottest.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8725 22:13

After conducting years of non-interfering observation, I have begun to notice that I've seen many self-proclaimed feminists act like dicks, but never seen an anti-feminist not act like a dick.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 10:45

y'all mind if I...use html

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 12:40

A reminder that Getty Images and Alamy are composed of parasites and leeches on society who deserve to be packed into a rocket and shot into the sun

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 13:14

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 13:18

damn the internet is feeling dead today

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 17:49

tell my wife's son i love him very much
he knoooooooooooows

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8728 01:09

>>862 wwwww

866 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8728 02:19

What's a Bäco and why do I want it over a Bäcorrito?

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8728 10:42

>>862
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the copypasta club's two threads down.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 08:46

I wonder where squeeks is now

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 09:14

>>867
It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:

-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."

I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied

"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"

She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."

I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.

As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.

I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.

They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".

Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.

As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

870 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8729 18:37

>>868
Jerking off punks for $15 a man under the Queensboro Bridge

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 19:42

So I saw this muzzie kid in our fine upscale suburb. Small cranium, big buck teeth, mouth breathing, starter beard and vacant expression.

Clearly, his mom was a goat.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 03:27

If you don't have a sewing kit, a stapler will do the job.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 07:55

I always wear my shoes right to the bone, I won't buy a new pair till my socks are right in the puddles. One time I tried to fix the sole back on a pair I had with staples and safety pins, but it just meant walking around for a while with falling-apart shoes with twisted metal spikes all around the outside

874 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8732 07:16

Welcome to pepperoni dick school, ladies.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 18:11

cute and FAT!

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 19:46

It all came through. Thank God.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 00:30

Deathh metal is pretty good

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 03:27

Frankly, what two consenting adults do outside the privacy of their own home is not something I'm gonna wander out to look at.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 22:12

And if you don't have a stapler, a Hispanic immigrant will do the job.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8734 08:12

>>133
I know what this is!!!!

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8735 16:28

>>875
That perectly describes cosplayer LUU

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 08:06

>>880 Took you long enough!!!!

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 09:59

BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT the Rapper

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 08:08

no way, how did it get this late?

886 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8738 20:44

Cinque Benis

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 02:13

>>886 now I'm pretty sure I know you, that was my display name on Steam for a few months but people kept asking me to explain the joke so I changed it

888 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8739 03:03

>>887
I've never seen anyone on Steam with that name. I just thought of that post on the toilet today.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 04:11

I don't get it.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 04:40

This new internet browser is great! goddamn I'm such a nerd.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 11:12

the more time passes the more I forget all the annoying things about my ex and the more I miss her

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 12:26

>>891 It's a common tale but true

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 14:42

>>891
here's hoping my ex forgets all the annoying things about me lol

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 16:46

>>890

For stupid "I wish it were for nerd cred but no it is just stupid" reasons, I am using 'w3m' at the moment. The AA works, but the CAPTCHA is a bitch and a half.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 19:38

>>894
Damn, you're right. The banner gif works though (albeit not animated). I'm guessing it's due to a lack of JS.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 23:19

>>894
I've done that with charon recently by emulating the whole Inferno subsystem, most of DQN works except the emergency mittens and CSS.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 23:57

It's possible to browse DQN via elinks, which has no image support. The SJIS doesn't work unless you have your terminal set up for proportional-width font, changing CSS doesn't work (the default renders fine, however), the only really hard part is CAPTCHA. When I have to post that way, I have to download the image and view it in something like aview. I have to zoom in pretty far to fully get each letter.

898 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8740 05:18

>This boy was used as a human shield and survived

That's not remarkable at all. In fact, that's to be expected of a human shield. People don't use human shields as actual shields to block bullets. They use them to not get shot at in the first place.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 16:37

there is no higher archy here, this one's been the highest for a while now

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 16:59

>>893
it just seems like everything grows colder with each passing day, I don't think >>891 is applicable always.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 17:00

i didn't mean to sage, i always want to BUMP

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 17:00

seriously

903 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8742 21:56

What is that? Bitumen?

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 22:30

macOS is doing weird shit to my PID 0 what the fuck do i do
also getting rid of the shitty mbp is no solution please provide further assistance.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 04:41

cute little bitchy blonde girl leaning on my arm

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 14:49

...why did I go to imageboard again...

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 18:01

>>904
It's the external monitor goddamn macs suck ass.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 20:24

I'm a freelance artist and I'd never waste money on a Mac. Fuck 'em.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 21:41

TPA doesn't mean Toilet Paper Avengers? Damn.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 01:24

>>905 forgot to mention: busty

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 03:20

>>906
You wanted to get a new load of that sweet trap ass?

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 08:43

going to have fun in a week
will it be worth the trouble though?
i don't know what i'll do with my life once the trip is over
very scary thoughts

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 15:47

holy shit google disconnect speeds up webpage loading

914 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8744 19:12

Hey Luigi, touch my porcine body! Jump in my pig-pouch!

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 07:41

I want to force a cute chick into an unremoveable suit of armour and grope molest at the cold, hard steel plate where she can't feel anything
verification:gage

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 08:00

I haven't been here in a while

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 08:56

I think autists (in its original definition) should be executed. I just feel like I'm just constantly throwing words at them until they get it, Jesus Christ.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 09:16

There is fun in making people mad.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 11:31

>>917 Who invited this plum?

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 21:28

I act like the shit when I get here

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 01:55

I shit here

922 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8746 02:38

I don't care about super hero shit. Don't ask me about that.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 05:06

I just sneezed the means of production

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 14:53

Well paid and tied to a rack.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 18:41

>>915
Why do that when you can just order her to jump into a dumpster while you clear the area?

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 08:12

If I dated and married a supermodel with huge tits, I would honestly not know what to do with myself.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 14:56

Oh, there's two Part 24s of this thread.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 14:59

I sure am glad that I don't have to look at ugly haircut man ever again.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 00:14

Does anybody else who remembered Dokyun from it's golden era ever occasionally come back here to total disappointment? Surely it's not just me? R.I.P.

930 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-8748 02:30

>>929
Yes and no...I don't think there was ever a really definitive golden era. It's more like a long history punctuated by high and low points. And I'm sure people would disagree on what were the best/worst threads.

Highlights for me off the top of my head are the original grandpa threads, the DQN rules thread, All Alone For Christmas (as usual), Pax Tsukuru, Title, September 5000 celebration, the THREAD, DQN Sandwich, Daddy Cool kidnapping incident, all the Yoshinoya Rant Parodies, the question thread, DQN short novel, that murder mystery thread with the Ministers, the demanding thread, the grinding noises/control tower story, the choose your own adventure thread.

Note that these are all spread out chronologically, and have always surrounded by plenty of shitposts, so it's hard to pin down a golden era. Maybe if somebody charted out all the best threads to make a definitive timeline of DQN, we could figure out when DQN was at its best. But dwelling too much on past nostalgia is sad, better to look to the future and post more new content.

DQN has definitely changed a lot in the past decade. Probably because we're all getting older, and a lot of older posters have left and new ones have trickled in. But DQN still manages to deliver QUALITY now and then, like the recent PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or . Even these "contentless" threads still have some QUALITY moments now and then.

I still have hope for DQN and look forward to seeing what new stupid shit we can come up with in the future. If you miss the "golden age" then you should make more threads/posts like the ones you miss!

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 02:32

>>930
Oops, meant to say "PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or [some other recent thing]" but I couldn't think of anything immediately. I swear there's still good stuff on DQN now and then though.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 03:10

>>930
I've different always seen it as different eras depending on the prevalence of thread types on the main page. There was the "ITT we are" era, character thread era, "previous poster is" era, CYOA era, etc. All throughout there was peppering of interesting long lived threads like the novel thread and the nomics thread which were like nuggets of gold.

We're kind of in the "Post things from other places" era now with the most active threads being composed of:

  1. CTRL-V
  2. Beyond DQN
  3. Youtube links
  4. Last Google Search
  5. Scavenger hunt
  6. Wikipedia thread
  7. Torrent sharing

933 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8748 08:52

Magyar Magyar Magyar

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:03

I miss more original content character thread stories, but I don't mind the "posting things from other places" threads. However, what was good about those was the content was –‚c‚p‚m@‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x–; for instance, it felt like the wikipedia thread and the youtube thread, each post was a fragment of a property of what DQN "meant"... windows into esoteric interests related to that common thread that ties us to this board, whatever that is. Today it more often just feels like more "internet-random-lol" content I'd expect to see at SAoVQ. The Beyond DQN one is interesting when it's strange quotes from obscure dead message boards, but it's very boring when used as a soapbox to relay petty meatspace political opinions.

Am I wrong in guessing this is old users leaving and new users arriving with less awareness of their new surroundings? It reminds me of a September but I can't remember which one

>>932 The scavenger hunt thread has had 2 posts in 1100 days, I don't call that active!

Yoshinoya variations are my favourite I think. Maybe I'll get it tattooed, what do you think >>934?

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:05

>>934 You'll probably regret it, and you'll taint your sumptuous youthful flesh, but it's your body, do what you want

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:05

Grinding noises is still my favorite.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 10:52

>>934 we've had this discussion before, right about now is when the one guy who keeps posting that shit in the comments thread comes in and accuses everyone who misses the days when the comments thread was a fount of unique esotericism and not just stuff your grandpa posted in a daily mail comments section of being "triggered libtards" or whatever.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 10:57

I never expected to hear my mother say the words "dank meme stash," but here we are.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:13

It feels weird to me that grinding noises was long enough ago to wax nostalgic about, but it's been 1,886 days since the OP of the first thread. 579 days since the final update. You'd think October would have arrived by now.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 13:05

While we're being uncharacteristically meta, might I just say it's been a pleasure to speak with you all this past 10-13 years (I don't quite remember how long I've been here), however many or few you are, and however long you have been here. Except that one guy or recent year(s) who has to inject "anti-liberal" political views into everything.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 17:24

Yeah I'm tossing and turning. Tossing salads and turning into a girl.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 17:58

WHO IS NECKLACE WOMAN????

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 17:04

You clean it up

944 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8750 17:40

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945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 18:15

Finished my day's work in two hours. Now I have to find some way to look busy for the rest of the day.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 19:54

Every once in a while I'll browse the other boards and wonder where all these people who aren't really part of the DQN/VIP/textboard internet culture come from then post about it here.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 21:01

Can I wear a motorcycle jacket if I'm not a motorcycle?

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 21:03

>>946
/tv/ is baffling to me. Why Tom Hiddleston? Why here? Was there a group of TH fans that migrated to 4-ch, or was there a pre-existing /tv/ community that happened to become obsessed with him?

949 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8750 23:54

>>948
People asking relationship advice is the thing that confuses me most. Who goes to a mostly-dead board to ask these things to a base of 4 or 5 people? Is it people fucking around?

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