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Pseudo-Pacman, see you.
>>851
I always mentally pronounced Renai Boukun as Ren Aibou-kun.
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Americans love Dr Who not realising how it always manages to look so low-budget. It's a BBC show is how
/code/ suddenly had more than one post since last I looked. There's life left in it yet!
Yennefer is the hottest.
After conducting years of non-interfering observation, I have begun to notice that I've seen many self-proclaimed feminists act like dicks, but never seen an anti-feminist not act like a dick.
A reminder that Getty Images and Alamy are composed of parasites and leeches on society who deserve to be packed into a rocket and shot into the sun
Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)
damn the internet is feeling dead today
tell my wife's son i love him very much
he knoooooooooooows
What's a Bäco and why do I want it over a Bäcorrito?
>>862
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the copypasta club's two threads down.
I wonder where squeeks is now
>>867
It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.
>>868
Jerking off punks for $15 a man under the Queensboro Bridge
I always wear my shoes right to the bone, I won't buy a new pair till my socks are right in the puddles. One time I tried to fix the sole back on a pair I had with staples and safety pins, but it just meant walking around for a while with falling-apart shoes with twisted metal spikes all around the outside
Welcome to pepperoni dick school, ladies.
cute and FAT!
Deathh metal is pretty good
Frankly, what two consenting adults do outside the privacy of their own home is not something I'm gonna wander out to look at.
And if you don't have a stapler, a Hispanic immigrant will do the job.
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no way, how did it get this late?
Cinque Benis
>>886 now I'm pretty sure I know you, that was my display name on Steam for a few months but people kept asking me to explain the joke so I changed it
>>887
I've never seen anyone on Steam with that name. I just thought of that post on the toilet today.
I don't get it.
This new internet browser is great! goddamn I'm such a nerd.
the more time passes the more I forget all the annoying things about my ex and the more I miss her
>>891
here's hoping my ex forgets all the annoying things about me lol
>>894
Damn, you're right. The banner gif works though (albeit not animated). I'm guessing it's due to a lack of JS.
>>894
I've done that with charon recently by emulating the whole Inferno subsystem, most of DQN works except the emergency mittens and CSS.
>This boy was used as a human shield and survived
That's not remarkable at all. In fact, that's to be expected of a human shield. People don't use human shields as actual shields to block bullets. They use them to not get shot at in the first place.
there is no higher archy here, this one's been the highest for a while now
seriously
What is that? Bitumen?
macOS is doing weird shit to my PID 0 what the fuck do i do
also getting rid of the shitty mbp is no solution please provide further assistance.
cute little bitchy blonde girl leaning on my arm
...why did I go to imageboard again...
going to have fun in a week
will it be worth the trouble though?
i don't know what i'll do with my life once the trip is over
very scary thoughts
Hey Luigi, touch my porcine body! Jump in my pig-pouch!
I want to force a cute chick into an unremoveable suit of armour and grope molest at the cold, hard steel plate where she can't feel anything
verification:gage
I haven't been here in a while
I think autists (in its original definition) should be executed. I just feel like I'm just constantly throwing words at them until they get it, Jesus Christ.
There is fun in making people mad.
I act like the shit when I get here
I shit here
I don't care about super hero shit. Don't ask me about that.
I just sneezed the means of production
Well paid and tied to a rack.
>>915
Why do that when you can just order her to jump into a dumpster while you clear the area?
If I dated and married a supermodel with huge tits, I would honestly not know what to do with myself.
Oh, there's two Part 24s of this thread.
I sure am glad that I don't have to look at ugly haircut man ever again.
Does anybody else who remembered Dokyun from it's golden era ever occasionally come back here to total disappointment? Surely it's not just me? R.I.P.
>>929
Yes and no...I don't think there was ever a really definitive golden era. It's more like a long history punctuated by high and low points. And I'm sure people would disagree on what were the best/worst threads.
Highlights for me off the top of my head are the original grandpa threads, the DQN rules thread, All Alone For Christmas (as usual), Pax Tsukuru, Title, September 5000 celebration, the THREAD, DQN Sandwich, Daddy Cool kidnapping incident, all the Yoshinoya Rant Parodies, the question thread, DQN short novel, that murder mystery thread with the Ministers, the demanding thread, the grinding noises/control tower story, the choose your own adventure thread.
Note that these are all spread out chronologically, and have always surrounded by plenty of shitposts, so it's hard to pin down a golden era. Maybe if somebody charted out all the best threads to make a definitive timeline of DQN, we could figure out when DQN was at its best. But dwelling too much on past nostalgia is sad, better to look to the future and post more new content.
DQN has definitely changed a lot in the past decade. Probably because we're all getting older, and a lot of older posters have left and new ones have trickled in. But DQN still manages to deliver QUALITY now and then, like the recent PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or . Even these "contentless" threads still have some QUALITY moments now and then.
I still have hope for DQN and look forward to seeing what new stupid shit we can come up with in the future. If you miss the "golden age" then you should make more threads/posts like the ones you miss!
>>930
Oops, meant to say "PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or [some other recent thing]" but I couldn't think of anything immediately. I swear there's still good stuff on DQN now and then though.
>>930
I've different always seen it as different eras depending on the prevalence of thread types on the main page. There was the "ITT we are" era, character thread era, "previous poster is" era, CYOA era, etc. All throughout there was peppering of interesting long lived threads like the novel thread and the nomics thread which were like nuggets of gold.
We're kind of in the "Post things from other places" era now with the most active threads being composed of:
Magyar Magyar Magyar
I miss more original content character thread stories, but I don't mind the "posting things from other places" threads. However, what was good about those was the content was –‚c‚p‚m@‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x–; for instance, it felt like the wikipedia thread and the youtube thread, each post was a fragment of a property of what DQN "meant"... windows into esoteric interests related to that common thread that ties us to this board, whatever that is. Today it more often just feels like more "internet-random-lol" content I'd expect to see at SAoVQ. The Beyond DQN one is interesting when it's strange quotes from obscure dead message boards, but it's very boring when used as a soapbox to relay petty meatspace political opinions.
Am I wrong in guessing this is old users leaving and new users arriving with less awareness of their new surroundings? It reminds me of a September but I can't remember which one
>>932 The scavenger hunt thread has had 2 posts in 1100 days, I don't call that active!
Yoshinoya variations are my favourite I think. Maybe I'll get it tattooed, what do you think >>934?
>>934 You'll probably regret it, and you'll taint your sumptuous youthful flesh, but it's your body, do what you want
>>934 we've had this discussion before, right about now is when the one guy who keeps posting that shit in the comments thread comes in and accuses everyone who misses the days when the comments thread was a fount of unique esotericism and not just stuff your grandpa posted in a daily mail comments section of being "triggered libtards" or whatever.
I never expected to hear my mother say the words "dank meme stash," but here we are.
It feels weird to me that grinding noises was long enough ago to wax nostalgic about, but it's been 1,886 days since the OP of the first thread. 579 days since the final update. You'd think October would have arrived by now.
While we're being uncharacteristically meta, might I just say it's been a pleasure to speak with you all this past 10-13 years (I don't quite remember how long I've been here), however many or few you are, and however long you have been here. Except that one guy or recent year(s) who has to inject "anti-liberal" political views into everything.
Yeah I'm tossing and turning. Tossing salads and turning into a girl.
WHO IS NECKLACE WOMAN????
You clean it up
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Every once in a while I'll browse the other boards and wonder where all these people who aren't really part of the DQN/VIP/textboard internet culture come from then post about it here.
Can I wear a motorcycle jacket if I'm not a motorcycle?