[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999)

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 08:29

s2e14, Riker and his dad have some kind of blindfolded kendo duel with giant cotton swabs, a hanging banner in the background says うるさい やつら. Before the match they bow and greet each other in distorted Japanese and the caption says "chanting in unknown ceremonial language", lol. Riker calls out his dad for making an illegal attack with a penalty name that's not actually a word, just pseudo-Japanese gibberish. I am actually 30 years late in noticing this.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 15:59

Is there a gitaigo (?) for winking? Like "jiiiii" for someone staring or "dokidoki" for a heart beating. I can picture a manga panel with a cute girl winking with a katakana sound effect sort of thing

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 16:16

This whole week's been a complete blowup!! Next week has to be better, right?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 17:33

non-newtonian gender fluid

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 18:32

When I go to lunch, I don't want Ethiopian Dirt Chicken.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 07:46

>>52 Kentucky Dirt Chicken isn't much better.

54 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8767 08:57

When is the next Philadelphia Foodtacular coming around?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 08:58

>>49 maybe パチ?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 09:06

tsuki no shita de, with a loli

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 11:00

The door is rusted shut. Just like my heart.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 12:40

everything I like keeps getting older

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 16:21

>>55 Not quite but thanks for the suggestion. It was for a sort of pun, I went with Korean instead, 눈짓

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 16:47

>>59
There doesn't appear to be a clear consensus. パチ and variations are attested, but it seems the more common manga idiom to have a shooting star alone.

To further confuse the issue, there is that "lol I'm a dope" winking pose where the star is because they're "hitting" their head and that sound is コン or コッ (because it's empty).

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 18:30

Got $2,572.67 on my mind

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8767 20:01

"Lie Me To The Moon" would make a great parody song for moon landing deniers

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 02:59

No no no, it's very much corporeal

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8768 16:12

A word of advice: Don't bite the skin off the underside of your toe.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 18:38

Lie me to the moon
Let me falsify the stars
Let me see what filmin' 's like
On a, Hollywood Boulevard
In other words, 237
In other words, Kubrick faked it

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 17:29

Fat blanket fat blanket fat blanket

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 19:56

You name a fruit "mangosteen" and don't expect a beat down?

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8770 04:53

Sorryman the Magnificent

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 17:53

The problem with buying novelty wine is you have to drink it because nobody else will.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 20:11

What is novelty wine

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 21:52

>>70 Cheap wine in cock-shaped bottles

72 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8771 02:59

>>71
Was it Riesling? Riesling belongs in cock shaped bottles

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 09:42

The three fire kings who rule each shelf of my fridge

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 17:29

Rava Zhanva

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 17:52

my city now

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8771 21:39

Intense baby babble

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 22:24

( ゚ ヮ゚) Bubble baby babble boobers!

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 23:06

Sometimes I post to see the current DQN time to check if a spooky coincidental post was posted at the same time as me talking about the same subject IRL

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 23:17

Well, isn't this nice.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 00:46

Oh fuck I clicked it pls no v&

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 12:35

Hello I am 500 year old girl, if you talk me please write Scarlet Devil Mansion basement.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 18:46

I don't like cheesecake.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 20:28

God fucking damn it. I wasted several evenings on this one feature, trying to do it this weird-ass way, and just now managed to do it about a fucktillion times better in about 30 minutes, 6 compiler errors total including typos and tests, and 40 lines of code including blank lines. I guess you don't learn without making mistakes? Shitty mistakes that waste a lot of time?

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 21:27

>>83
been there more times than I'd like to count.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 21:45

>>82
I'll have yours, then.

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8773 19:11

Calamine is soothing

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 23:14

But you know what? We don't spend money to get that PP

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 00:15

I wonder if that one other DQN who was on retrospring realized it came back.

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8774 04:20

When are all the political guys gonna bonk each other on the head again? Are they waiting it out since the media's tied up with all the hurricane coverage?

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 04:51

Trip report: Green Tea Pocky.

A little too sweet, kinda sickly sweet taste. 4/10

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 08:04

When's !ESpeoN/nPA gonna 196 GET again? Are they waiting it out since the board's tied up with all the necrobumping?

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 11:53

Can't stop thinking about blood.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 12:11

>>88
I do now! Though I've kinda moved on from social networking since it died, it's cool to see it up and running ahain.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 20:18

Blue boss tuna. Blue boss tuna. Blue boss tuna. KIMONGE!!

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 20:28

>>90
addendum: can't stop eating the fucking things

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8774 22:56

>>95
Try the milk and caramel flavored Takenoko no Sato

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 07:18

No I don't want you to track me

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 11:52

Watching an expert user of a website (with no background in design) attempt to design a newcomer-friendly android application is fairly painful

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:05

What's really hot?
A woman giving in to overwhelming pleasure against her will.
The body conquers the mind.
This situation is most easily accomplished through rape, but I much prefer consensual or semi-consensual situations, such as:

  • Two couples swap partners, but the woman ends up enjoying the other man way more than intended.
  • A woman is pleasured or fucked while trying to focus on some unrelated task like reading the news. At some point she loses her concentration due to the overwhelming pleasure.
  • A woman is on some kind of game show and gets pleasured or fucked as a "punishment" for losing.

Unfortunately these situations are relatively rare compared to straightforward rape, and seem to only really exist in Japanese porn.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:33

I wish all these people would go away so I could listen to some Goreshit already.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 18:11

-cute underage boy starts a relationship with older guy to escape his abusive mother
-many fuggenings were had
-abusive mother eventually finds out, has guy arrested
-cute boy is distraught
-cute boy murders mother with a knife, saying "in that case i'll just have to go to the same place as guy"

holy shit WHAT A TWEEST, shimaji really needs to do a non-porn manga, half of his stuff could easily be expanded into a non-H 1shot with all the boning replaced with story exposition

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 20:52

>>101
Isn't this one of those Shakespearean/Greek tragedies?

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 21:09

>>99
Years ago, I went down on my lady friend while she was trying to study. I couldn't really tell what was going on because her thighs were covering my ears, but when I got up from under the desk, she showed me her notes and you could pinpoint where she stopped being able to keep within the lines.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 05:08

As La Forge said to Picard on the planet of invisible turds, "Can't see shit, Captain."

105 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8776 07:36

Whenever I see two younger Asian men together, I assume they're gay lovers rather than friends. It might be because of their tendency to wear tight v-necks more than any other race.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 14:14

Like five years ago I found some site which collected pictures of beautiful women, mostly Asian, mostly non-nude. You could 'love' a picture and it would recommend you similar women (I think.) The interface was quite clean and nice, and all the pictures were high quality.

Now I can't find it...I think it was called something like "beautiful girls4u" or something but my googles turn up nothing. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 12:24

>>106 Was it Cuteen?

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 12:47

>>106,107
I found it!
https://4u-beautyimg.com/ (NSFW warning)

It's really changed... used to be like this:
https://web.archive.org/web/20101101162528/http://4u-beautyimg.com:80/

The old design was better. Now it's riddled with ads and suspicious scripts.
Actually, it was probably riddled with ads and suspicious scripts before too, but now it seems they've figured out how to get past adblock.

Admittedly, the old site wasn't that great either. It was basically just a tumblr aggregator with like buttons and tags. If anybody knows a better site for looking at pretty asian girls, let me know.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 18:45

Chips and dip for everyone, everyone, everyone

110 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8778 04:52

Are you done yet????

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 17:59

>>102
I didn't know [Cannabis(shimanji)] was an ancient Greek playwright in the same echelons as Homer.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 20:54

I never expect to make "fuck you" money, but I hope to get past "fuck me" money sometime soon.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 21:56

Well, at least I'll never be that person.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 00:08

>>111
Homer was a poet not a playwright.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 17:03

An ant got onto my arm while I was working last night. Since then, every time I have any sensation on my skin I think it's an ant.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 18:09

Great artists steal, better artists make enough to buy instead

117 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8779 20:15

OoooooooooooooooooooooohAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WhooooooaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 01:09

why is disposing of nuclear waste such an issue

like why don't they just gather up all the waste from a particular region every so often and put it on a rocket and fire it into the sun

we could even do that with any other type of waste, it would cut down on landfill space

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 01:11

is there a name for the fetish where you want to cuckold a girl by stealing her boyfriend and turning him gay

120 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8780 01:27

>>118
I imagine cost and the risk of a failure resulting in radioactive waste showering down would be something preventing this.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 02:54

Plus doesn't a core of iron or heavier prompt stars to explode because they can't fuse it any more?

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 03:13

>>118

  1. we have a LOT of nuclear waste to get rid of, relative to the cost of disposing it by rocket (rocket cargo is insanely expensive by weight)
  2. space is hard, rockets fail catastrophically from time to time, and a single such failure would be unacceptable to just about everybody
  3. there are places deep underground which would be reasonably suitable for long-term containment, but nobody on the surface near those places seems to want to let that happen
  4. breeder reactors produce a lot less waste and the waste they produce is less problematic to deal with, plus they can also help burn off waste, but they're a bit more expensive and most of the people wielding the money choose to be too shortsighted to consider anything past how much it costs to build the reactors, instead of thinking of the down-the-road costs and the ethical responsibility to deal with hazmat properly
  5. because it bears repeating: most of the people wielding the money choose to be too shortsighted to consider anything past how much it costs to build the reactors, instead of thinking of the down-the-road costs and the ethical responsibility to deal with hazmat properly

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 05:16

The word "diversity" is really starting to get on my nerves.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 05:47

>>121
Kind of, but the amounts we'd be sending into the sun would make no practical difference whatsoever. Consider that the sun isn't pure hydrogen and helium, and like Earth it's made from the leftovers of another dying star, with something like 0.16% of its mass being iron. Given that the sun is about 333000 times as massive as earth, that's 533 earth masses of iron (not including anything heavier) we'd be adding maybe a few million tons to, which is, if you run the numbers, about like dumping a cup of water into Lake Erie. It's comparable to adding a couple yen to the world's GDP. Also, the sun would still have the same amount of hydrogen left to burn, and it wouldn't be any harder to burn it because we'd be changing the sun's radius by an even smaller proportion than its mass.

However, that's all moot because our sun isn't nearly massive enough to explode from a core collapse anyway, it'd need to be 10 times as massive at the very minimum. The closest thing it will have is a series of big thermal pulses as it shrugs off half its mass and turns into a white dwarf some 6-7 billion years from now, which will be pretty to watch (from further away than we are now), and I guess it will be sort of an explosion, but not like what you're thinking.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 04:20

My name is Robert Stengel, and I live in Moline, Illinois, so if you wanna come be a pedophile to me, come molest my house. My dad's a judge. You can find me in the phone book. Yeah, seeya.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 18:36

Do not try to stop the train. That’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: The train is fine.

127 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8782 01:40

Need some marmite

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 07:00

"I hope you didn't grow up resenting me for not being around a lot gestures at clothing it kinda comes with the uniform"

the only good Wesley moment in the entire show except the one where he got impaled

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 11:48

>>118
As well as the excellent practical answers to this question, I would add that disposal (containment) is likely much less a practical issue than a political issue. People with large stakes in much less efficient (and safe) forms of energy like to make a lot of noise and grease the pockets of the people who make decisions about things in which they are very much not experts.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 13:41

For the first time in years, I caught a rat and this one went out of its way to impress me with its species' will to live. It was caught by the nose, like it knew it was dealing with a trap and just gingerly trying it, ready to back out when the inevitable happened... but it was just a little too late. That animal was fighting the trap, willing to twist off its own snout to get out, breathing in blood the whole time. This had to be going on for hours by the time I found it and shot it.

It makes you wonder how long it would have made it without most of a face. Long enough to have hundreds of offspring? Probably. I'm not entirely confident of our species' ability to win against this. We have the upper hand now, but for how long?

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 14:57

Dicks out for Harambe

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 22:07

Huh. Guess I didn't want to work today either.

133 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8783 06:13

Independently itchy

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 07:32

Is my cat tsundere? He follows me from room to room and always wants to sit near me but not quite with me, then he gets mad and goes away if I try to pet him or touch him.

135 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8783 10:58

I thought "Insane in the Brain" was the Beastie Boys, but it was actually Cypress Hill.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 11:36

>>134
That is all cats

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 12:58

It would probably be difficult to find dempagumi.inc a cappella mixes, wouldn't it...

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 12:17

The epoch of Luigi.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 15:02

The mahākalpa of Luigi.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 15:39

Dicks out for Stanislav

141 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8784 18:41

Just call me Judgement Kazzy

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 02:06

Social media is the worst thing that could have happened to us and we deserve it

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 04:34

Living is the worst thing that could have happened to us and we deserve it

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 12:31

I had been pronouncing 'bps' as Bee Pee Ess all this time, but 'Beeps' is a much cuter alternative

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 12:36

that twat

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 13:19

>>141
WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW
WE'RE BREAKING THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 14:44

gaynus
vc: geigh

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