Chicken Tartare Edition
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
today 2get was abled
sure I will post in this thread
clumsy cat-eared maids
Chicken cacciatore was the other thing I was considering saying.
ITv½
Chicken and couscous
pqdb - too diffucult for me
There's a Chick-fil-e down the street.
I don't quite understand why, but I dislike the idea that a career can be something you can "just fall into". Like there are people who doing something to make the bills in college, but instead of making use of their degree, they just continued that job that was getting them by.
>>12 boy i can't wait to be a useful shit all day and use this advanced education oh fuck i'm falling down all these jobs
BOYCOTT ISRAEL
they are full of shit
we all know this
I am really asian. So what if I am? are you nazi or what?
Slavs are the real ASIAN PEOPLE
nobody can really understand Russia
Two weeks left...
I really want to play Panzer General but my mom forces me to do my homework
:(
we all know original playstation was called PSX
can you get high by sticking your peep in a bong and letting smoke go up the peephole
>>12 I know a guy who got a bachelor's degree at an art college. When he graduated he went to apply for a job at some kind of advertising agency. They said he was overqualified and turned him down, so he went to the hose factory next door and applied there and got accepted. 40 years later and he's now recently retired from that same hose factory. Such is the absurdity of the career world.
I didn't have the ingredients for cacciatore, so I made chicken marsala instead which is chicken-based, has mushrooms, and is Italianoid.
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Current thot
I wanted to go outside and discovered that I only have knee-length shorts and some casual shirts. Is it an acceptable combo?
How peaceful.
A strange game. The only winning move is to tell 'em to fuck themselves.
Gross confession: when I used to chew tobacco, if I was sitting at my desk and didn't have a bottle or cup or something to spit in sometimes I'd just spit on the carpet behind my computer or something where it'd soak in and no one would see it.
ASS
i don't give a damn what some red injun says coyote is pronounced "koi-oat"
If you sign up,
You can earn much money and travel for free.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
Self-loathing.
I kissed the cute girl yesterday. It was pretty great.
NPR just mentioned a killer whale volcano.
I wanna see that.
Messenger
At first I was bummed not to bring a girl home, but then I pissed the bed and realized it's for the best.
Guess who has a bag of puke!
I wish /food/ was somewhat active
i wish any of the boards aside from dqn were active
the only time i use 'she' or 'her' to describe a person who does interesting things and isnt a complete waste of space is when i'm discussing fiction
probably why feminists want more females in fiction, because most real females are boring, passive, low iq wastes of oxygen incapable of nuance or empathy
so are most real males, but males are already well-represented in fiction
I'm so fucking lonely and I don't even have anything original to say about it
My primitive words match my primitive heart
>>53
I'm not. I'm fucking fantastic and don't care who knows it.
What's it like fucking fantastic?
Exhausting, but in a really good way.
An added benefit: It really clears out your sinuses.
Gosh, I really wish my sinuses were clear right now.
socially withdrawn, fiscally unfit
ن شاء الله
racial hygiene and selective breeding
It goes so fast.
Chinafs Youth Breaking Through The Great Firewall
modern gaming is a pure shit
everybody's happy. there won't be a war! All glory to our brilliant leader!
to be serious, Stalin was not idiot, together with Hitler they planned to start the most bloody war in the human history. For example, my grand father once told me, he secretely listened to the german radio, and by the 1939 he was absolutely sure about the war.
I am so sorry you have to see this.
If it was not for Hitler, EUROPE would be full soviet now!
The evil baron von Fridrichsachen bullied my poor grand father and now i want to destroy EUROPE and it's culture!
fuck you slav shit
short history of the early soviet culture:
LOOT! LOOT! LOOT!
(I mean burning and looting nobilitiies property. especially their books)
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
إن شاء الله
Are you gay? Would you fuck me?
Probably
>>70 Come on, numbnuts! It's "its culture" not "IT'S"! It's 1993, how can there still be people getting this wrong?
>>73
No, and maybe if you look girlish enough and I'm really really really drunk.
It is fourth place and is w
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a real inspiration to us all, I can only hope to be half as drunk and gay and Canadian as he was
chasing away the depression with booze
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nope, that drink didn't do it, maybe the next one
hawaii holidays...
no longer available to the middle class due to A.I. and mass sacking
Ostrowskij will be banned soon in Russia*
everybody will be poor again!!!
Vy B{uu!
muuh 6 trillions :D :D :D :D
History is real and working :3 :3 :3
all these psycho japanese salarymen... they will go on rampage
:3 :3 :3
Guess who's back? :D :D :D
Drang nach Osten
I am broken.
no matter if it is commies or whoever it may be...
Russia is doomed
KQ\M N@Y!
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Being bi is amazing :D
softstem
100
What is this?
SAUDIZATION
LGBT University
SAUDI LGBT UNIVERSITY
FSB (ex-KGB) still does not allow historians to examine soviet era archives...
And by this simple speculation you can say that KGB still have A LOT to hide.
Only a pure idiot, an imbecile does not conscious DEATH.
So japanese are very very smart.
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what ethe fuck thats not a song lyric thats just dangerous, stop this thing right now
AUFBAU started NSDAP. But all information about AUFBAU in Kremlin archives is still a top secret. I wonder why...
The Aufbau Vereinigung (Reconstruction Organisation) was a Munich-based counterrevolutionary conspiratorial group formed in the aftermath of the German occupation of the Ukraine in 1918 and of the Latvian Intervention of 1919. It brought together White Russian émigrés and early German National Socialists who aimed to overthrow the governments of Germany and the Soviet Union, replacing them with authoritarian régimes of the far right. The group was originally known as Die Bruecke (The Bridge). Aufbau was also the name of a periodical it brought out.[1]
According to Michael Kellogg,[2] the Aufbau Vereinigung was a vital influence on the development of Nazi ideology in the years before the Beer Hall Putsch of 1923 as well as financing NSDAP with, for example, funds from Henry Ford. It gave Hitler the idea of a vast Jewish conspiracy, involving a close alliance between international finance and Bolshevism and threatening disaster for mankind.[3] Recent research on Hitler's early years in Vienna (1905-1913) appears to have shown that his antisemitism was at that time far less developed than it became under the new influences.[4]
Vladimir Dmitrievich Nabokov (Russian: B|ptý}y D}ýyury Npq́{r; 21 July 1870 – 28 March 1922) was a Russian criminologist, journalist, and progressive statesman during the last years of the Russian Empire. He was the father of Russian-American author Vladimir Nabokov. He was murdered in Berlin on 28 March 1922 by far-right Russian monarchists.
Nabokov was born in Tsarskoe Selo, into a wealthy and aristocratic family. His father Dmitry Nabokov (1827–1904) was a Justice Minister in the reign of Alexander II from 1878 to 1885, and his mother Maria von Korff (1842–1926) was a Baroness from a prominent Baltic German family in Courland.
Prominent members of Aufbau included:
Max Erwin von Scheubner-Richter (a Baltic German from the Russian Empire)
Alfred Rosenberg (a Baltic German from the Russian Empire)
Fyodor Vinberg (Russian officer)
Piotr Shabelsky-Bork (Russian officer)
General Vasily Biskupsky (Russian officer)
Erich Ludendorff
Max Amann
Boris Brasol (Russian émigré)
fuck russia
that's the reason WHY RUSSIA IS HATED ALL AROUND THE GLOBE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See? Baltics own Russia
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[spoiler]how are those dates so old[/spoiler]
I don't think it is appropriate to call slavs animals
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I live at the library now.
was the year 1984 a faithful adaption of the book
I don't like girls
Coon, Coon.
Black Baboon.
Brutal, Worthless,
Thieving Goon.
Often High, Thrives In Jail,
His Welfare Check Is In The Mail.
Resident Evil is too scary
Too old to play vidya
>>135
you
stop shitting up /img/ in the way of actual discussion
no mercy for your kind
DIE
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I would like to personally kick every tpusa donor in the shins.
yanny fucking lenor is even dumber than the fucking black and blue dress shit, why are people so dumb
Trying to do the lex and parse phases together, I totally get why they're usually separate but this is kind of the backbone of my idea... and it's tough
ain't no cross without three fingers
The foreman saw the young guys at break, vaping and looking at their phones. He said, "Things have changed since I was your age. Used to be when we got a break we snuck off and smoked a doobie. Then you look at the bossman and he's lighting one up himself."
I hoped that he would pull one out, but he didn't. His lungs are fucked.
Dentist: Actually you can eat solid food as soon as you're ready, just be careful. Chew on the other side and don't eat like, potato chips or popcorn, the little pieces could get stuck in your socket.
Me: Yeah, that sounds extremely painful.
Dentist: But you're a big guy, I'm sure you'll be fine.
holy fuck lads
>>147 "but boss, this tank is actually full of hash oil. Want some?"
>>150 I am a big guy for him, he was some asian guy who was probably 6 inches shorter and 85 pounds lighter than me.
still cringing like a motherfucker over the other night when i got drunk as hell and revealed to all my net friends that my ironic self-loathing and depression were really just normal depression and self-loathing hidden behind a mask of irony (very important difference)
HOW wonderful is Death,
Death, and his brother Sleep!
One, pale as yonder waning moon
With lips of lurid blue;
The other, rosy as the morn
When throned on ocean's wave
It blushes o'er the world;
Yet both so passing wonderful!
I once got super drunk and then got mugged and I chased the muggers until I vomited
>>157 That reminds me of one night I was watching this guy stumbling up the road, blind drunk... I followed him a while, it took him a long time to make forward progress, before I ran up and snatched his wallet. He ran after me, but he was too drunk. I even toyed with him, I wasn't even running very fast, before he puked everywhere!
And in his wallet was...
Nothing at all.
Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is. Don't bother none.
Won't help at all to worry about it.
Patch 4.3 is giving me some Last Blade vibes.
I'm certain they were separate events, I think I would remember mugging someone like you >>162-kun
I've lost so much.
But at least you still have your virginity!
there is a disturbing lack of futa in jock strap images
why can't i do anything without being yelled at
I don't have a cold, but this leftover coughing is killing me.
https://my.mixtape.moe/phrvwf.png
succeeded in marked by clerks
anyone else using firefox on linux and suddenly having a weird visual bug where all your scroll bars are off center by like 15 pixels
>>171
I stopped using desktop Linux years ago. macOS just works.
>>173
Still more usable than Linux. I'll use Linux on my NAS, router, IoT shit, AWS/Heroku, etc. but fuck using it on a laptop or desktop lmao
>>174
Usable or stable? I was talking about the latter. Plus, you and I likely use a computer for very different things. Life has many doors.
>>173 You're not wrong, I keep my machine on an older operating system from before he died
My life seems to consist of just drifting from one mental disorder to another.
>>175
What do you use a computer for? And what are you assuming that I do or don't use a computer for?
tree cummies up inside my body
reddit is shit
I made a post on reddit today. It was harmless, didn't break any rules. Wasn't mean or offensive or anything bad like that. It fit the subreddit theme. Still got removed. I got a message from a mod about how they have a rule where they are allowed to remove any posts for any reason, even if they don't break any rules. They didn't explain why they removed it.
I looked at the profile of the subreddit moderator who said they removed my post, and holy shit, they are on reddit pretty much 24/7. There is no way they have a life when they spend that much time posting.
someone gave me a crock pot
i already had a rice cooker with a slow-cook setting so now i can be an even lazier fuck
make curry or knockoff americanized sukiyaki in the cock pot and rice in the rice cooker, come back in a few hours and have food without even touching anything, hell ya son
btw kansai style is objectively correct, if your meat touches water or broth without being seared first you are bad and wrong
in general i mean not just in this one dish
I should really commit to higher standards of quality when posting.
>>183
Ever tried Chinese hotpot or Vietnamese pho? Those styles of cooking go against what you said. You cook the meat in the broth. They're excellent though.
>>178
I personally use my computer to take screenshots of my desktop and brag about them on the internet. That's why my distribution of choice is Arch Linux.
>>187
Can't run Xcode in Linux. How are you gonna make iOS apps? Hmmm? Linux is useless to me.
>>188
I suppose your workplace should provide you with the stupid macbook pro, that's how I do. I guess you could have some other work flows, like combining ableton with super collider and pure data or some wacky hipster shit like that.
But taking screenshots of my i3wm desktop is a valid use case too.
>>189
I'm pretty sure you're joking, but if all you use Linux for is taking screenshots of desktops, then you could just run Arch in a VM and run macOS natively. You could even use Parallels or something for Windows. Then you get the benefits of all desktop OSes.
https://nekophiliac.bandcamp.com/track/w
feeling sad and listening to sad music
don't tell me to post it in the links thread
>>178
I'm making no assumptions about how you use a desktop computer, just that it's statistically unlikely that we do the same things, given how many things you can do using a computer. Thus, there's not much point point arguing which is more usable, especially as "usability" is often dominated by what you're used to using.
>>188
This is my point. Usability is completely subjective, save for the obviously user-hostile things Apple seem to love doing to their hardware lately.
>>192
I really like when my laptop gets so hot I get slight burns when touching it, especially when the hot spot is right next to the screen hinges, gives me so much confidence on apple's top tier hardware and their decision of just having a single hidden air intake in the entire thing.
On a more serious note, I really liked my i3 setup. It ate up less than 300MB of memory and took like a second and a half to boot. It's too bad my ultrabook got stolen.
>>192
Nobody uses desktops anymore, aside from neckbeards. Laptops are the only relevant computers these days. I've built numerous desktops, and still have a pretty high-end one. But I almost never use it compared to my MacBook because I can't take it with me anywhere. And even if the hardware is better, Windows and Linux suck as desktop OSes. macOS is really the only viable native developer platform these days. If you really need something else, you can always run a VM. But I rarely use other desktop OSes these days, even virtualized. But these days, I'm more likely to use a Docker container than a VM.
>>193
Use TG Pro and set a custom fan profile. How new are you to using Macs? And don't act like this is a Mac-only thing, I used to use SpeedFan in Windows.
I just know someone will call me a troll (like you have in the past). This site is a bizarre echo chamber and people here can't handle different opinions. Go ahead and pretend that Linux is viable and that nobody uses mobile devices. Clearly the only people who disagree are trolls. Right.
>>194
Why are people so obsessed with having a lot of free RAM?
My desktop has 32GB of RAM and my laptop has 8GB. That's not even counting swap/pagefile. It's not a big deal. Not everything has to be ultra-minimal. Usability and workflow are more important. I can also spin up servers on AWS or Heroku with whatever resources I need. Elasticity is an important aspect of cloud. Cloud is an important aspect of computing. Not everything is offline. You can use remote resources too, you know.
What IDEs can you use in Linux? What dev tools? vim and emacs are ancient and irrelevant. It's 2018. Software has changed, but the Linux development workflow really hasn't changed to meet modern needs. A lot of important software isn't available for Linux. Then you have to either use WINE, a VM, or a web-based version of something. Or even worse, "cross-platform" "native" Electron wrappers for web apps.
Tons of Unix-like stuff is available for macOS, like brew, coreutils, moreutils, bash, zsh, git, and so on. But macOS also has something that Linux does not: commercial software support. I'm not a freetard and I value usability over muh freedums. And Xcode is Mac-only. Complain about it all you want, that's just how it is.
The fact of the matter is that you can't make iOS apps in Windows or Linux. That's a huge deal-breaker to me.
>>195,172,174
I am using "desktop" to be synonymous with "laptop" here, as you can comfortably put a laptop on a desk. Can you make some actual arguments instead of baseless assertions? That would help your "not a troll" case.
Also, the PC vs Mac fanboy "war" was, like, two decades ago.
> you can't make iOS apps in Windows or Linux. That's a huge deal-breaker to me.
Could've just said that from the start. The rest of whatever you were saying was just fluff.
>>197
Baseless? Read my posts instead of being dismissive.
No serious developers use Windows unless they're doing Windows-only stuff (i.e. C# .NET). Who uses Linux for development? Maybe kernel developers. But look at what's happening to Linux lately. systemd is straight up garbage.
Most developers I know use MacBooks. But you can run Windows or Linux on a MacBook if you really need to (though you probably don't need to). Are you going to run macOS on a non-Apple laptop? Hackintoshes are a pain in the ass and you also have to trust random kernel extensions to get it to work. Besides, updates can break Hackintosh builds. Too much time and effort. Not worth it compared to just buying a MacBook.
I never said "PC vs Mac" because Macs are personal computers, and they're all x86 anyway. So you can easily run Windows on a Mac. But you can't easily run macOS on a non-Mac computer.
>>198
Go outside and see what people are doing. They're not just spending time out and about. They're checking their phones every 5 minutes. Mobile is a big deal. If you're not doing mobile development, what are you doing? iOS and Android are what you should be targeting first and foremost. Android Studio is multi-platform, but Xcode is macOS-only. Sure, you can do CLI stuff in Swift on other OSes, but you still can't use Xcode, Interface Builder, etc. iOS development is way more than just pure Swift.
Desktops are a thing of the past. Web is inferior to native (though still important in some ways). Laptops are dying off and being replaced with phones and tablets (except for developers, since Android and iOS are not viable platforms for developing software on them, unless you count "hello world" programs as being software development). But even so, mobile is overtaking traditional desktop platforms. I use macOS to make Android and iOS apps. If you need to target other platforms, just go with web or Java or something otherwise multi-platform as a kind of catch-all (React Native or Electron or something). But I'd say it's a waste of time to do platform-specific work if it's not for mobile.
Nowadays, you need to develop software for mobile FIRST. Mobile-first web development, with responsive design for desktops second. Mobile apps before desktop apps.
The average mouth-breather uses Facebook and an iPhone or an Android phone, and barely even knows how to use that stuff, as easy as it is. You and I can use computers, but most people prefer mobile platforms, since they're more idiot-friendly and casual/accessible. And if more people are using these platforms, you need to focus your attention on them.
Windows is a sinking ship. Satya Nadella is shifting Microsoft away from Windows and more into cloud and machine learning. Office 365, Azure, and whatever their TensorFlow competitor is called.
Amiga used to be #1 in personal computers. But they didn't adapt to market changes and they died. Microsoft didn't take mobile seriously, and now they're at a huge disadvantage for doing so. Technology changes rapidly, and if you don't adapt, you die. It's that simple. Whether or not you like the changes doesn't matter.
Mobile is like Eternal September on steroids, but even so, you can't ignore it.
> Still more usable than Linux
> Laptops are the only relevant computers these days
> Windows and Linux suck as desktop OSes
> systemd is straight up garbage.
Citations needed! (Okay, that last one is true.) All of this is inflammatory garbage that makes you look like a total asshole. (I'm not saying you are an asshole. Maybe you're not, but that's hard to believe.) Your only real argument is you can't run Xcode to write iOS apps. Well yeah, but that's not what everyone uses a computer for, is it?
> macOS is really the only viable native developer platform these days.
> Most developers I know use MacBooks.
> No serious developers use Windows unless they're doing Windows-only stuff (i.e. C# .NET).
> Who uses Linux for development? Maybe kernel developers.
You're living in an echo chamber.
Again, if all the world were software developers writing for iOS exclusively, then maybe you'd have a point about usability. But they're not. So you don't.
>>201
Android and iOS. I only mentioned iOS development because iOS development is macOS-only. You can do Android app development on other OSes with Adnroid Studio or whatever else. However, if you're doing mobile apps, you need to make both iOS and Android versions.
Call me an asshole if you want, but the fact of the matter is that people are spending less time on computers and more time on phones. Do you want to develop for a growing or shrinking audience?
>>202
I never said you're a software developer, but I am.
If you're not in tech, what are you even doing? People on text boards tend to be more tech-savvy, so what's stopping you?
It's hard to have a good life if you don't make decent money. Money first, everything else second.
>>203,204
I specifically didn't call you an asshole. I said that everything you're saying makes you sound like an asshole. That doesn't really make for a pleasant discussion. The overall tone and point-of-view is very "abrasive Hacker News reader". I know it's hard not to sound abrasive, because text is a lossy medium of conversation, so I thought I should let you know.
(It's easy to work in tech without being an iOS developer. Unless this is some new recruitment strategy? Shit on literally everything else for paragraphs until the victim realizes the One Truth that writing iPhone software is the only logical way to make money?)
Anyway, let's conclude. This whole discussion started by me trying to show you that "usable" for you is not necessarily "usable" for everyone else. It turned into... whatever you turned it into. A conversation I didn't like.
Yours, until we scream at each other again,
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> Why are people so obsessed with having a lot of free RAM?
It was a shit ultrabook with little RAM.
I... I'm sorry everyone for re-igniting this shit war.
>>206
No, it's okay, you do you. Plus, that's a pretty good reason.
>A conversation I didn't like.
You're not going to like everything in life. News at 11. And not liking something doesn't mean you're right and that the other person is wrong. It just means you don't like something. Sometimes, you can grow from listening to other people instead of being dismissive.
It sounds like you don't want to hear different opinions. You want people to back you up on your preexisting worldviews instead, huh? Like I said, this site is an echo chamber.
>>206
RAM is cheap.
Ask any normal person what they think is more acceptable: obsessing over optimizing RAM usage in Linux on an old computer, or using a MacBook. They're not as expensive as you might think, by the way. You can get a lightly used MacBook Air in great condition, with 8GB of RAM and an i5 and an SSD, for like $700. That's not expensive for a laptop. They also get great battery life. And, you know, macOS.
Why do Windows gamer dudebros think it's okay to spend $500 on a graphics card alone, but they think a $700 MacBook is overpriced?
>>209
Have fun with desktop Linux. I'm sure you get great software support and no bugs.
Let's face it, Linux is better suited for servers, routers, and IoT devices. Not laptops and desktops. Sure, Android is based on Linux, but that's not a good example of it. Android is laggy compared to iOS when you consider the specs of the hardware Android phones run on. Lots of opportunities for better optimization.
Have fun staying in your bubble and not thinking critically about anything. There are plenty of opportunities you could take up to learn more and think about things in ways you haven't thought of before, but instead you'll just be rude and pass it up. That's not how you listen to people.
I used to use desktop Linux distros too, but they are just not usable for daily driver stuff. After a while, you sort of develop Stockholm Syndrome about it, but if you are able to move past that like I did, you can realize that you don't have to put up with all the problems and lack of support. You can move to something better, like macOS.
Only 9front is a suitable desktop Os that doesnft do retarded shit for idiots.
The angry Hackernews in his natural habitat: shitposting on chanshits and sucking apple cock so hard it might come off. Why donft those others understand that sub par Unix clones in plastic shittops are the future?
>>211
9front is shit because they refused my request to make Cirno the official mascot.
>>215
When did they do that? She is the default sysname, and a mascot in the fqa.
I wonder if this faggot's the politics shitter
All operating systems are terrible in their own way.
>>220
But some are less terrible than others.
I think we all at least agree that ChromeOS is shit. Google data mining, browser only, nothing useful. You can chroot Linux in it, but the performance sucks, and only certain distros are supported. And it's ARM Linux, not x86 Linux, so not everything works with it.
Computers in general are just awful.
I used Linux for years at work for embedded development. At the time there was basically no better platform for what we were doing and I loved it despite its quirks. It's totally fine for a desktop OS unless you must have that platform-specific program. My next computer will likely be a Linux box.
For laptop I'm definitely MBP all the way. It's by no means perfect, and yes, Apple is trying pretty hard to sabotage it, but it's still the best laptop experience overall. For me MacOS feels like home, although I get if it doesn't for you. I don't use it to develop for iOS, I just like it. When I need to run not-MacOS I fire up a VM and life is good.
The Windows UX has been utter torture from day one and has marginally improved in the last few years. I feel about it the same way a lot of people feel about PHP: it's just a fractal of bad design. I can appreciate that it's the universal desktop OS and necessary if you need to run certain software. For instance, I'm going to have to spend some quality time with it in the not-too-distant future for work. But that's the only reason I ever touch it.
Mobile...eh. Yes, there's money developing for it, but eh. You want it, you can have it. There's more than enough money developing for other things, and there always will be.
Broke: Thinking globalist elites all get along and cooperate for a single agenda.
Woke: Realizing that there are many wealthy people with power and influence, and they don't all necessarily get along. They still try to control the world in different ways (i.e. bribing politicians or buying media outlets) but they are often working against each other rather than some silly conspiracy involving clandestine meetings where they all get along somehow.
I call it ``warring elites theory'' but I doubt that I'm the first person to come up with this idea
>>223
Linux for embedded development makes sense. I mean, the embedded systems you were developing for were probably running Linux, right? Or are you so old that you were doing shit for proprietary dinosaur shit like VxWorks?
Nowadays, embedded is being rebranded as IoT, isn't it? Like traditional embedded systems, but with more connectivity (and thus more security concerns).
But that being said, not everyone is an embedded systems developer, so it's not great for everything.
I'm also a fan of commercial software, which is often proprietary. I'm not a freetard. I'm not the kind of guy who can just use vim and gcc and rxvt for development. I need real IDEs and shit. Old people might call me casual, but whatever.
The Linux DE experience is really lacking when compared to macOS, or even Windows. A lot of Linux users see it as a rite of passage to spend a lot of time to configure their tiling window manager or desktop environment with spinning cubes or whatever. It's been a while since I used a linux distro for myself, though I recently installed Ubuntu for someone else (because they were prone to getting malware in Windows because they sucked at using computers), and Unity wasn't that great. It seemed clunky and less polished than the UX experience I'm used to on Windows and macOS. Everything about it seemed off-brand.
cabbagebrains is a cuck
> I'm also a fan of commercial software, which is often proprietary. I'm not a freetard. I'm not the kind of guy who can just use vim and gcc and rxvt for development. I need real IDEs and shit. Old people might call me casual, but whatever.
Doesn't EmacEclipse work just fine on Linux? But I get your point, software for Linux is often less polished.
> The Linux DE experience is really lacking when compared to macOS, or even Windows. A lot of Linux users see it as a rite of passage to spend a lot of time to configure their tiling window manager or desktop environment with spinning cubes or whatever. It's been a while since I used a linux distro for myself, though I recently installed Ubuntu for someone else (because they were prone to getting malware in Windows because they sucked at using computers), and Unity wasn't that great. It seemed clunky and less polished than the UX experience I'm used to on Windows and macOS. Everything about it seemed off-brand.
I think that might mainly be due to force of habit. But to be honest, the only use of a DE is to launch useful software or sort files around.
I have never used MacOS so I'm just talking out of my butt, but I do not see major reasons to prefer one desktop environment to another nowadays. In my opinion, small differences are being vastly blown out of proportion by people raised on this or that DE, with no real arguments to support it, only because adapting to a slightly different environment represents a small cost for an even smaller gain.
Also, spending time ricing up your DE is just a hobby or an attempt at impressing ladies, not something anyone does for efficiency or comfort purposes (outside of delusion). If it were really for that goal, they would just use a standard DE, slap on a few hotkeys and be done with it.
> I used to use desktop Linux distros too, but they are just not usable for daily driver stuff. After a while, you sort of develop Stockholm Syndrome about it, but if you are able to move past that like I did, you can realize that you don't have to put up with all the problems and lack of support.
This is actually the real deal breaker about Linux.
there is absolutely zero middle ground between minimalist tiling ricewm and unity, nope
sip
don't think about how great it would feel to just grab him by the wrists and pin him to the wall and break him in half with your dick, think about something else, like baseball, stop it i said
Talking like someone who does mobile development for a living and thus uses an MBP all day at work, it's garbage. It's filled with small crap like lack of cut and paste on the finder which is trivially fixed in Linux, but unworkable on mac OS. Updates fucking hijack your computer for 15 to 20 minutes, that's unacceptable in 2018, and you need to update it for practically every two Xcode updates or so. The whole fucking computer. To run the latest Xcode.
Hey, some idiot updated the test device to an iOS beta? Boy oh boy, now I'll have to download 18GBs of a TRASH IDE just to get the development image.
Mobile development is garbage. Android Studio is crap, except when compared to other Java IDEs. Xcode is the worst shit imaginable and UIKit crashes DAILY. Indexing on Xcode has been broken for 5 releases now, I have to restart that shit twice a day. Mobile p2p fintech solutions for ios and android are garbage ideas. Every uber-but-for-tater-tots idea man can suck my balls. Every mobile dev candidate is absolute trash and the whole field is polluted by amateurs who barely finished high school.
Fuck you.
Hey remember when Xcode froze for minutes when displaying filename tooltips on the file explorer? It was there for like 3 major releases. That's pretty much 2 years with Xcode freezing to a halt if I dared resize the left pane. That's what you get with enterprise quality software. Thanks Apple.
>>230
Command C, command V?
How do you not know how to copy and paste in macOS? Itfs really easy.
>>232
Cutting and pasting, not copying and pasting. Next you'll say duh that's moving the files just drag and drop between folders, well no it's fucking not you fuck ass bitch, because when you move from one drive to the other, it's copied. I want those files gone from the original drive.
https://my.mixtape.moe/tvfbbt.jpg
remember the chart, boys
>>233
Open a terminal and use mv
Or do this:
http://osxdaily.com/2011/07/29/cut-and-paste-mac-os-x-lion/
It must be hard for Japan to be near PRC, DPRK and Russia.
I am going to hang out with some friends today but for some reason I am still feeling profoundly depressed and alone
life is not worth living
fuck zapan
taking TV ADS seriosly
wtf wrong with you
As an aside, if you're dragging files in the finder:
Holding down cmd moves them (ie deletes the original if they're going to a different drive)
Holding down opt copies them (leaves the original if they're not going to a different drive)
Holding down both creates a shortcut.
Why does anything exist?
Actually, DOES anything exist?
What is real? What is fake? Is time an illusion?
Is reality an illusion? Is it a simulation?
If things do exist, does there need to be a reason why? Or can things exist for no reason?
What is nothingness like? What is death like?
On one hand, a good OS should have "move file" be the same operation everywhere, but on the other hand, it would suck if you moved your files over to a thumb drive that promptly caught fire after it deleted the originals, but on the third hand, they probably just haven't bothered to think about the default filesystem boundary behavior they inherited from software from the 70s,
feliz navidad
feliz navidad
feliz navidad
prospero ano y felicidad
I don't like Baltimore.
merry christmas
merry christmas
merry christmas
a prosperous anus and happiness
> Why does anything exist?
No reason. It just exists.
> Actually, DOES anything exist?
Yes, obviously.
> What is real? What is fake? Is time an illusion?
We merely call real the parts of ``what there is'' which are (conceptually) solid and durable enough to our taste or easy to grasp. So, physical reality is generally considered more real than dreams. Note that a sufficiently advanced dream could essentially become reality. However, it is usually clear even when dreaming that physical reality forms the basis of dreams.
Time is not an illusion, but the passing of time is. Past and future are not any less real than the present.
> Is reality an illusion? Is it a simulation?
Reality is not an illusion, by definition. Is it a simulation? I don't know.
> If things do exist, does there need to be a reason why? Or can things exist for no reason?
No and yes.
> What is nothingness like? What is death like?
Nothingness does not exist, there is only an idea of nothingness, just like luck does not exist and we only have an idea of what it is.
As for the experience of death (beyond the moments of transition), obviously when you die you can choose to linger as a ghost, resurrect (for casuals) or create a new character.
Spinoza and Leibniz would be very pleased to read this post
i need to just go live in the woods away from the internet for like a year
Japanese are very smart and succesful because they are aware of death.
Dreams are the mind's version of reality perfected
256
Hanging out with friends two days in a row now. People actually invited ME to hang out. How weird is that?
Is this what it's like to have a social life?
It's so strange to have people who actually value spending time with me. Not something I'm used to.
Been a while since my last tougeing
I don't belong here, or anywhere.
>>244
As discussed, mv internally uses the (hopefully atomic) rename(2) syscall in one filesystem, but has to actually copy data over a filesystem boundary
kaban pulling all the kemonomimi bitches like a real og
EVERYTHING ON JAPANTIMES IS THE ABSOLUTE FLOTSAM OF NEWS LEFT OVER SHITE FROM 6 DAYS AGO BECAUSE THAT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES ASSOCIATED PRESS BREAKING STORIES TO RUN THE ENTIRE COURSE OF JOURNALISM AND BE TRANSLATED FROM ENGLISH TO JAPANESE AND THEN BACK TO ENGLISH BUT WITH THE SHITTIEST DUMBEST TAKE EVER THROWN IN FOR GOOD MEASURE
I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT THIS
( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) turns out chappaquiddick is some new england hellhole and not a porn star
SUPERVACA (obj. QUÉH)
[FFF] stands for FAMILY FUCKFEST
Regarding epiphanies: if an idea "comes to me" and it's not something I was really thinking about, but it's really novel or useful, is it really MY idea?
There's your consciousness, and then there are sometimes random thought that are subconscious. If a thought comes up without you trying, and you discover or create or do something good, can you really claim that is was you, or just some background type thing in your brain, more due to genetics than your personality or free will?
More sadness! More snow!
IF you don't cry for the tragic history of Estonia, you are very very bad person. A scoundrel to be precise.
Vidya can prevent alzheimer's
vidya can prevent sexual intercourse
fallout 3 is a pure shit
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an alternate universe where robots have to fill out captchas that say "I'm not a human" and make you solve math problems faster than any person can
I don't want to kiss a girl
in middle school people thought i was gay because most of my friends were girls
15 years later people think i'm gay because none of my friends are girls
i mean i am gay but christ at least ask my opinion first
>>278
What if you have no friends? Does that make you double gay?
Whenn I become old and tired I will start shooting heroin and eating burgers with coke everyday
Legalize heroin for the retired persons
Do y'all remember newgrounds dot com?
I need religion in my life
>>267
Is that really any different to ideas you were trying to come up with?
Anyway, even if it's some external force inserting concepts into your brain, you might as well take credit. Who would believe someone saying "That's not their idea, I came up with it myself but planted it in their mind!"
captcha: inux, my cool new original operating system
Is this all there is to life?
>>284 That is where I first heard of "All Your Base" back in 2001.
lol internet
Remember when the internet wasn't ruled by a handful of mega-corporations?
What's that Japanese word for the performance retrospectives they do in some businesses, where they reflect on what went well and what could be improved in the current campaign? I was reading about it a few weeks ago but I can't remember now. I want to say Toyota were known for it, and I saw it on their wikipedia page, but I couldn't find anything when I looked just now; it might not have been Toyota.
Why do normies like capeshit so much?
I recently went with a friend of mine to see the awful Avengers: Infinity War movie and it was so stupid. Are people getting dumber these days? How can anyone like this trash?
Itfs stupid superhero garbage, but not only that, it had the dumbest dialogue and tons of plot holes too. Why are there stones that can control everything in the universe? Why would they give the stones to the supervillain? They claimed to give the stones to the bad guy to save their friends (like the iron man guy or whatever), but then he killed half of the population st the end anyway, which ended up killing a lot of the good guys too, so it would have made more sense to not give him the stones.
If he could control everything in the universe, why would he kill half the population instead of making more resources and food so that people wouldn't even need population reduction? Why did the bad guyfs chin look so stupid?
Why are there so many of these movies?
Just finished Romance of Three Kingdoms II, it only took 20+ years
nashe sovetskoe scastie
eto vse-taki diko
Romance of the Three Decades
I only move for money
DJ HELL
keep it unreal
unreal tournament 2004
>>307
You're not missing out on much. Newer games have been ruined by microtransactions. Lootboxes, skins, pay2win bullshit. It's dead to me.
I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
kaigai no nioi
>>308 I agree, but it was just last month I played Unreal Tournament 2004, heh heh heh.
And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.
another day where i could have done all kinds of stuff but didn't
what if the real abyss is the friends we didn't make along the way (because everyone we met along the way was an asshole [except for the cute blue shota])
>>316
Intriguingly, this post adequately describes both Made in Abyss if the shota is blue and Tales of the Abyss if the shota is green.
I'm losing my mind.
Shooting on your exposed belly is the superior way to cum
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niggers will kill us all
at least turks don't hide anything
so yeah, they are better
they don't pretend to be white
get me out of this insanity
pls
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Know your proper place slavshit
>>316
Habbo was a cool dude too, and no one can hold anything on bestdad.
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can't do a shit about it, just a fucking dirty SLAVSHIT
slav girls are good if you have a condom or a pill, right?
I dont want a slavshitdmitry son
no dmitry, I wont be your daddy go drink vodka and shoot krokodyl
333GET
12 years a slav
Wherever I am, I must also squat.
civil war in ukraine (*ί[ί)
dead can not eat salo
"Nu
y}u ~yus qus z p~z"
Cy|u - Qyqqu~
Qyy
cetinko vse raskazivaet kstati
seycas eti ebannaya fabrika trolley...
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I am really exited and happy now :D :D :D
Hooray, I'm officially mentally ill!
main tip #1 - consolidate your navy to the west
Immediately! and move it north. hit and run, just
like the nazi's did in real life
Yo\koso balkan and baltic bredren!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he speaks the languages of love
Why is it when people start a post with "Am I the only one that...", whatever follows is never anywhere near unique enough to be an interesting observation?
I used to be obsessed with venetian snares, but now I've checked out his most recent albums (since I hadn't kept up with him in years), and now it's just... meh
>>349
because when people say "am I the only one that" and no one else does it, you won't hear about the discussion
you only see the posts that other people upvote/agree with/engage with because it influences social media algorithms and makes you more likely to see said posts
plenty of unpopular opinions are posted and never viewed
perhaps they are even shadowbanned or even straight-up deplatformed
I just spent like 400 dollars in clothes. Dressing sure is expensive
>>352
What exactly did you get? 400 for a single fit is a lot, but 400 for a lot of outfits isn't that much.
I don't pay more than £20 for jeans, and £30 for trainers. Then I wear them right down to the bone, until water gets into my socks. Friends say, you really need to get new trousers, I can clearly see your scrotum... but they say it like it's a bad thing?
>>349,351
On lots of vote-curated sites, you'll find massively positive ratings on comments that call out the putative problems that "this site" has. Pure opinion at best, but usually counterfactual in my estimation.
As best I can tell, this is indicative of a horrible projection/deflection problem in the general groupthink that nobody actually wants to address. That would mean getting off your high horse. Can't have that!
Death Gripsf new album is disappointing
Itfs no NLDW or TMS, thatfs for sure
Am I the only one that notices that when people start a post with "Am I the only one that...", whatever follows is never anywhere near unique enough to be an interesting observation?
https://odaxelagnia.bandcamp.com/album/sour
Anyone else like a song and then play it on repeat a million times until you hate it and then never listen to it again?
>>357
I came to terms with the fact that we are not getting another TMS ever again so long ago.
If you sign up,
You can earn much money and travel for free.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
I want to update a dead link on tanasinn.info but the captchas are broken!
and it good
Nobody seriously uses a desktop any more, unless you have a job, and want more than one screen,
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>>367
Maybe if you're at an old place going by company culture from the 80s. Coworking spaces and modern startups are often BYOD and people use laptops. Besides, you can use multiple screens on a laptop too. Airplay, Thunderbolt, HDMI, mini-DP, and so on.
You can always remotely delegate workloads to a remote server or desktop in a closet somewhere, but that's not the same as always being at a desktop.
>>369
That's all probably true for "modern startup" silicon valley shitculture where the employees are paid in foosball and the directors are all cheapskates.
No business that gives a shit about data protection and, well, general liability would trust BYOD, and no employee should either, for multiple obvious reasons.
I was the second hire in my company two years ago, so they're not old. They have their own premises, and I get a nice workstation with a real keyboard and 3 bezel-less monitors (more if I want them; the graphics card has some spare slots), and I get to stop caring about my work when I'm not actually working (not as easy when you get given a laptop you can take home). That's not "company culture from the 80s" at all, that's just making my work life tolerable.
>>367 I am not a fan of short-sighted sweeping statements... I love my iMac and my MBP, but the laptop stays in a bag under my bed unless I really need it in the field. Both have served me well for years and I give them both a little kiss at night before I go to bed.
frosted butts
yatte dekinai koto ga arumai
i cannot get windows to use the 2nd ethernet jack on my new PC as a quick and dirty uplink for my old PC unless i want to (1) use wifi as the uplink or (2) manually set IPs on both computers and be satisfied with no internet on the old one.
like, ICS/bridging absolutely are not doing what they should do, before we even get into how they could be a lot clearer about what they say they do.
yes, this is not the best network topology and I could get a cheap hub or something instead of having wasted the past two hours, but that's not the point; there is absolutely no reason this shouldn't Just Work™ if Gran-Gran is a part of your target market.
I play some Artificial Academy 2 every night, I guess that's sort of like having sex with my computer.
>>369 BYOD startups with open floorplans also inevitably fail after a year or two because it turns out open floorplans fucking suck and are just a way for your (((venture capitalist))) boss to use flowery buzzwords to disguise the fact that he's too much of a stingy cunt to shell out for cubicles and actual company computers.
I don't think Arabs (especially Saudis) are pleased that many people will start reading their web-sites in Arabic with google translate... it's something like a revolution
>>378
Is this a joke? Google Translate has been around for a long time, buddy. Are you new to the internet?
yeah, I am behind the times.. Just tried GT on arabic BBC..
fuck it is almost perfect...
damn I never wanted to live in Blade Runner world...
So Brin and Zukerberg will rule the world...
fuck I am out
>So you're a neckbeard who uses desktops and you're antisemitic too. Reevaluate your life choices.
projection, ad hominem
not an argument bud, try again
https://theendofzion.com/ is blocked on my ISP. what about yours?
while ordinary russians dont have a warm feelings for jews, I believe that Russian goverment plays the most important part in the internation sionism
after all Stalin created Isreal
basically because of one gay man (Alan Mathison Turing) our civilisation died
I wonder what we will all do in future
russians are insane
>>388
humans evolved to create a self-reproducing robotic civilization to spread through the stars.
I think we will be eating artifical meat burgers and having sex with sexy androids... that is all to humans for now
fuck space nobody need it. even with the current technologies it is MURI
Clearly, we're not done evolving
go move to your mars bunker, faggot
I am OUT
Enjoy your "life" on your disgusting mars deserts
maybe you will turn into smelly arab
good job faggot
space travel is impossible anyway
the only way is quantium leap
but fuck it too
I won't enjoy disgusting mars desert
compared to mars desert Russia is heaven
We all know that you are dorks
What the fuck is going on?
better start raising some funds now! before it is too late
exploring space is like playing original 1996 DOS Daggerfall
400GET
son, there is great future for you!
You will be a fine Zuckerberg's servant
i think you have that backwards
I use a desktop, but I don't think I'd qualify as a neckbeard.
Cuteness comes from within.
>>383
The ((())) thing is a racist dog whistle used to imply that someone or something is jewish (but it's used in a negative way). Don't pretend that it's something else. And the other post mentioned desktop computers.
That's not projection, that's reading comprehension.
How very (((redpilled))) of you.
basically we are saudi people
and now it is the saudization
would you donate your kidney to Roman Abramovich? I think you do
When you're on an online conversation, and you call someone a stupid fucking retard, it's hilarious when they respond by pointing out your "ad-hominem". You're, like, not even denying that you're a fucking retard, just pointing out that it's just a bit of a tangent there. Practically a tacit admission.
I blame liberalism and Paul Graham that our youth is so obsessed with pointing out fallacies online.
>>410
I disagree. I actually see more people committing logical fallacies and not as many people pointing them out. The average person would say something like "fuck you" or "google it" or "I'm not even going to explain it to you" or something like that. They're not even going to bother with pointing out ad hominem or other fallacies. You seem to forget that most people are dumb and mobile devices and apps are easier to use than ever before. The level of discourse online is getting worse every year.
It sucks when you know something but someone feels the need to explain it to you anyway. Sometimes it's kinda awkward to say "look, I already know what you're explaining, please stop" so you just say "yeah" and "ok" while they painstakingly explain something you already know, and they're talking down to you the whole time as if YOU'RE the dumb one.
>>406 Huh, I've never heard of that brackets thing before, I read it like he was being sarcastic, the stereotypical venture capitalist boss who doesn't really understand the work he pays his employees do.
>>410 Calling someone a "stupid fucking retard" is more of an indication of your own low intelligence, but yes, it's hilarious when someone assumes you're worth talking to only to be proven wrong. Have you ever had a girlfriend, by the way? Did you ever argue with her?
>>413
Personally I never even heard of it until a lot of Twitter bluechecks started using it ironically on their own names. And now I quite often see normies use it without understanding what it signifies, ironically or not.
I am also not a fan of even the concept of a "dog whistle", fwiw.
>>414
Yes, but what does that have to do with anything? Are you getting posts mixed up?
>>415
Wow, you're not a fan of something! Reality will bend to your every whim and preference.
Guess what? Things still exist even if you don't like them. Dog whistles are a real thing. It's the whole "aha, you can't accuse me of racism as long as I don't say overtly racist things! I'll just make up new racist slang and indicators to show my hatred! then you can't call it racist!"
What a bunch of bullshit. ((())) is antisemitic and you know it.
I think posting on this website is making me dumber. Interacting with neckbeards is bad.
Nah it's just the condescending fuckwits who just want somewhere to feel better about themselves
>>416 It's easy to turn to childish namecalling when arguing with strangers online, I just wondered if that's how you'd treat your sweetie-pie when she gives you the red nonsense.
Four hundred twenty blaze it
I just misread condescending as crossdressing.
>>416 Are you so fucking retarded that you don't even see the much more dangerous other side of your statement, which is "you can be racist without actually saying or doing anything racist, because the tone police have decided your words had a racist intent."
>>417 You were already dumb, if anything leaving the ideological circlejerk of your upper middle class Silicon Valley BYOD open office once in a while and learning how to view dissenting opinions without immediately deciding the other side is guilty of wrongthink and shutting your eyes while chanting thought-terminating cliches might do you some good.
I wasn't going to engage this dumbassery but I can't resist any longer. I'm sick of abiding reactionary neoliberal dipshits masquerading as leftists.
If you're an actual leftist and not just a limousine liberal paying lip service to the "inclusionary" ideological zeitgeist so you don't lose your comfy BYOD open office Silicon Valley tech job then ignoring the Jews is dangerous self-deception. The Jews are one of the greatest enemies of international class solidarity out there. No other group spends more time and money lobbying for unrestricted immigration, open borders, busting unions, importing low-skill workers willing to work for next to nothing, all in the name of enriching themselves while further dividing the proletariat along racial lines, suppressing class consciousness. Certainly 100% of Jews aren't such rootless cosmopolitans, but a disproportionate amount of international capitalists are Jews; pretending otherwise is ignoring an uncomfortable truth in the hope it'll eventually just go away.
At some point the "left", once the champions of the working class, figured out they could continue paying lip service to the working class and using their votes to stay in power while in actuality having policy that differs little from the other puppets of international capital who enrich themselves at the expense of the proletariat. Insincere neoliberal ideologues spout charming but meaningless platitudes about how maximum diversity is on the horizon (if this sounds familiar it should) and then wonder why their support is eroding among the working class they used to champion. The brand of condescending proselytizing becoming increasingly popular among the "left" is also annoying at best and dangerous at worst. At best, you make an obscure yellow fever anime messageboard that's already been dying a slow death since 2009 slightly shittier. At worst, you actively convert the working class away from their own best interest and toward right-wing populism when they rightfully bristle at your inept lecturing and mother-knows-best attitude and purposely go looking for "whatever the opposite of what that guy says."
http://anti-politics.org/feral-faun/ideology-of-victimization.html
Better writeup on the subject than I'm capable of, and considering it was written in 1992, long before the rise of internet echo chambers, somewhat prohpetic.
>>426 sorry, I'm done now.
I mean I'm not done being a dumbass, I'm just done posting about it.
>>419
Are you seriously getting mad that I'm calling someone out for being antisemitic? You're just trying to change the subject. ((())) is an antisemitic dog whistle. Quit trying to change the subject.
>>422
((())) serves no purpose other than to mean "I think this person is Jewish" and it's used in a negative context. It's ridiculous that there are people who justify this. Sometimes, people use it in their Twitter name to show that they're an enemy of alt-right racists, but that's the only time when it's not racist. But in this thread, it has been used in a racist manner.
You have no self-awareness.
>>423
Yeah, I'M the one in an echo chamber. Not the people who are trying to normalize antisemitism. Okay.
>>424
I wouldn't even describe myself as a leftist. Do you think anyone who disagrees with you is a leftist? You know who's the biggest supporter of Israel? It's certainly not the democrats. Leftists tend to be in favor of Palestine/Gaza rather than Israel. Leftists are often antisemitic, which is funny considering that they pretend to be the party of tolerance and progress.
I really shouldn't even be responding to someone who is unironically racist, but here's what I have to say about these conspiracy theories about Jews:
The flaw with a lot of alt-right conspiracies is that they assume all power is completely consolidated in the world. It's true that there are a lot of rich and powerful people. But there are actually quite a lot of billionaires now, and new ones are popping up a lot now, especially in America and some developing countries (lots of income inequality now). But the fundamental flaw in alt-right thinking is that you think all rich and powerful people are having clandestine meetings and getting along and making plans together. In reality, there are many different ideologies among the elite and they don't always get along. Not all rich people get along.
You want a simple and easy explanation for complicated issues. It's intellectually lazy to tell yourself that Jews are behind everything. In reality, Jewish people are just like everyone else. I have Jewish friends and I've even dated a Jewish girl before. The real problems in society are with extremely rich and powerful people. There are rich and powerful people from all different backgrounds, and guess what? They don't all get along, don't all have the same religion, and aren't all from the same place in the world.
You get confused with confirmation bias because some shitty /pol/ images pick and choose a few Jewish people but ignore all of the non-Jewish people who are also global elites who serve their own best interests.
Billionaires are powerful and control the media. But not all billionaires are Jewish, and not all billionaires get along. There is no global conspiracy. Occam's Razor and all that. Peter Thiel isn't Jewish. Dr. Dre isn't Jewish. Bill Gates isn't Jewish. Xi Jinping isn't Jewish. Putin isn't Jewish. I could go on and on. There are plenty of people who are absurdly rich and/or powerful who have nothing to do with Judaism.
At the end of the day, people want to be happy. Money can help with that. People want to be powerful. Money can get you power. Powerful people can buy politicians or media outlets. But there is no single person or single group that controls everything. Instead, there are a lot of powerful rich people who control different portions of the media or politics.
But I bet you're not open to listening to ideas that don't back up your preconceived notions. You're either going to ignore me or just double down on your incorrect views.
And to further clarify: I am not Jewish, I am not antisemitic, I am not a social justice warrior, I am not a leftist, and I am not alt-right. I'm not a centrist or a neocon either. It's almost as if there are more stances than that, and not all opinions can be summed up in some twitter bio-sized label!
I wonder what tokiko thinks about it.
Ohh, like straight-edge kids putting x's around their name?
>>414
I admit that fucking retard is a bit of a hyperbole meant to rile up, but even I know that you wouldn't point out your girlfriend's ad hominems in any discussion, because that's fucking retarded.
> You know who's the biggest supporter of Israel? It's certainly not the democrats. Leftists tend to be in favor of Palestine/Gaza rather than Israel. Leftists are often antisemitic
Ok, who invited the jewish ethnostate defense force, raise your hands.
Is only thread. Why you heff to be mad?
By the power of vodka, squats, and chiki briki, I RUSH B
>>435
it's easy to think people are Mad Online™ when they really aren't
https://i.warosu.org/data/cgl/img/0085/75/1441162149414.png
What I meant to ask is how covering a cover song even works. Who receives payment for such a thing. Also how frequent is that? I mean I know there's jazz standards and stuff, but like in pop and rock music, is there such an effort to further transform songs into unrecognition?
>>437
I used to know someone in a cover band. I don't think they ever gave royalties to the real band. But then again, they were only a local gig and didn't get really famous or anything.
I think Chuck Klosterman had an interesting perspective on cover bands in "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" where he said that people do that to piggyback off the fame of the real band and they don't care that they're nobodies who will never make a name for themselves.
Not all cover bands attempt to change the source material. Sometimes, they just try their best to recreate it. I've never heard of a cover song of a cover song, but maybe people who cover Weird Al songs count for that?
>>428 How much are they paying you? It's like you're a bot and just dumping pre-fabricated talking points after running over certain keywords.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1135263177/143 this post is a bannable offence!
>>439
Yeah, I'm being paid to post on a site that has like 5-10 users.
Seriously, get a grip on reality if you resort to such insane mental gymnastics.
Imagine being so far gone that you think anyone who disagrees with you is a bot. Sad.
I wouldn't have typed an unreadable wall of text for free, honestly.
(☞ίΝί)☞ maybe you're illiterate
He is a man of few words
I write haiku, son
Not so sure of my future
Five seven five, bruh
Anyway it is of zero importance now, because the new A.I. civilization is about to begin! it's all history now. I am not sure I will like it.
briefs mark the soul of wit
-- willson shatingdale
Hopefully the AIs recognize my incredible abilities in areas that I haven't even dreamed of and they put me in charge of a space fleet with a fully customizable sexbot harem
I am dissolving.
>>425
That was only a year ago!
And I'm not trying to restart anything, but haven't you heard of Usenet? It was basically entirely echo chambers.
>>454
Were you even around for Usenet? It's either before your time, or you're a dinosaur.
>>455
Odd question. It's still going strong, in the forms of Google Groups and NZB.
Plus, The Eternal September started on Usenet, and it's still September, 1993.
>>441,442
Imagine being such a dumbass fucking American teenbro that you:
a)dump a completely irrelevant barely coherent script of prefab talking points bullet-for-bullet after seeing the word "jews" and "leftist" in the same post with zero regard for context;
b)are completely incapable of considering things outside the lens of American politics and think useless labels like "Democrat" have any meaning outside America.
But I'm so sure your alt right /pol/ boogeyman is super concerned about workers' liberation and international class consciousness, you dumb illiterate motherfucker. Words have actual meanings, they don't just mean "people I don't like."
Although in this case "alt-right" literally has no meaning because it was coined to begin with to mean "people I don't like who also watch anime" or some shit.
>>457
You are still attempting to justify the fact that someone (you?) used blatantly antisemitic dog whistling. ((())) is antisemitic, there's no getting around it. You seem upset when people call you out on your shit.
The whole parenthesis bullshit was ironically amplified by idiot reporters, the same idiot reporters who take selfies with richard spencer because they "believe in balance and courtesy" and ignore palestines being murdered by the dozen because who cares. It was a signifier limited to a small clique of pseudo-vanguard internet cryptofascists which have fallen from grace ever since trump distanced himself from "sloppy steve"[sic] and were eventually brought back to their rightful place as internet losers drawing pictures of fat frogs on paint.
No one cares, kike lover
>>459 I'm not justifying anything, you're just such a low IQ corn(syrup)-fed American teenbro that you still think someone who literally says "the Jews are an enemy of the international workers" is 'alt-right'. Like, do Americans think actual anarchists are right wing now? I guess you're too used to the tribalistic circus show of labels of American politics and if I don't spell out my closest -ism in giant flashing fucking neon letters then you won't understand.
It's not anti-semitic to make the objectively true observation that Jews hold a disproportionate amount of wealth and power compared to their global population size, neither is it anti-semitic to be against Israeli settler colonization. In fact I'd say that's pro-semitic, since Palestinian Arabs are semites too and Israel literally locks them in concentration camps and blockades them to prevent any kind of food or aid or medicine from reaching them. I really don't care if you were triggered by punctuation marks, or about whatever buzzword you just learned on neoliberal twitter this morning.
hey, russia is dying and it's likely a civil war starting in ukraine, what else can you hope for, my nazi friend?
As for me I am very much pleased that dirty ruskies are dying :3
dirty slav pig
Dmitry we will enjoy fucking your slav princess together with my friend Alex :D
They will do everything for a visa
and then she will be my home servant :D
Dmitry it is for you
steambuy.com
Why are you two so abrasive?
leave that stuff for twitter and facebook,
and take it easy while you're here. This should be a nice place
The nazi shit in this thread is unbelievable. I know you wouldn't dare say this shit in real life. You hide on the internet to preach your antisemitism and pretend that it's okay.
We are simple
You are simple
Life is simple too
Piss is simple
Shit is simple
I'm gonna take a poo
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@Όc
I spent half an hour trying to help my baby boomer relative turn their laptop on and type their password in so they could log in, but every single time I gave a simple instruction they managed to mess it up. By the end, they didn't manage to do it. They just gave up and got mad at me. As if I'm to blame for their tech-illiteracy.
Things like "press the power button" and "type your password" and "is the computer turned on already?" and "what's on the screen?" are apparently rocket science to old people. I'm not even kidding. That's what I was trying to help him do, and he COULD NOT DO IT. I explained things many different ways, but he just couldn't figure it out. And he blamed ME.
This is a dude with a master's degree from a prestigious university and he can't even fucking press a power button without great difficulty. Typing a password is also apparently frustrating and difficult for him.
Holy fucking shit. Like, he's not a complete moron in all aspects of life. He's a fucking genius in some areas related to his job, but why is he so bad with technology?
I was giving the help over the phone, by the way. Not in person.
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welcome to the OWN ZONE kid, population: you
>>453
No, dysphoria induced. I wasn't aware anxiety even could induce dissociation.
Johnny 2 dicks is at it again.
>>479
What kind of dysphoria? I have experienced dysphoria before. But when I googled it, the top results are all for gender dysphoria, which is not what I had.
Anxiety and/or panic can indeed induce dissociation.
>>481
Yeah, gender dysphoria. It's pretty awful, I wouldn't recommend it.
>>468 It should be a nice place, but it's actually a bloody place. I've gotten used to the tense atmosphere, and it's quite a thrill knowing that two guys in the current thought thread could start a spirited debate at any moment... women and children better steer clear!
>>482
I didn't know dysphoria induced dissociation.
I've gotten anxiety induced dissociation. NOT fun, I could easily have killed myself.
>>474
As you get older, it gets more difficult to learn new things. It can be frustrating. And whatever age you are, it's easy to vent frustration on anything, even someone or something that is not the cause of your frustration.
>>485 If I ever get so old that I can't "learn" how to read some text off a box on a screen and tell someone what it says then fucking take me out behind the shed and shoot me. This is far, far beyond normal "technological incompetence" this is either willful ignorance or actual brain disease.
People have been taught how to fucken land planes over the phone and you telling me this nigga couldnt even figure out how to press the power button on his laptop?
Obviously I have no idea what actually happened, which is why I'm giving the guy the benefit of the doubt. There's clearly no need for you to be such an arse about it.
Think about it though, I'm not just learning how to turn my laptop on and read out the contents of a text box. I'm learning the whole interface of a laptop computer, potentially a completely alien concept and setting, trying to get myself to remember all this stuff, trying to figure out and internalize the connections between all of the inputs and outputs of this machine, and thinking about the actual impending task I have to do once I've figured out how to unlock the damn thing, probably on some sort of deadline. All while being hyper-aware of this person younger than me becoming increasingly irritated that I'm not able to carry out this task that they think a chimp could do.
>>487
He spent a lot of the time panicking and getting confused and also making defense comments (trying to justify why he couldn't do it, or trying to blame the computer instead of his incompetence). He seemed partly embarrassed or something that he didn't know how to follow my directions so I think he was channeling his brain power into coming up with excuses why he couldn't do it instead of concentrating on the task at hand.
I think he suffers from an "expert" mindset. He is so old and has had a lot of job experience where people see him as a well-educated person, so he has convinced himself that he doesn't need to learn new things, and it can make someone feel vulnerable or dumb to admit that there's something they don't know how to do well, especially if they consider themselves to be really good in other aspects of their lives. So when he had to admit that he didn't understand very basic computer concepts, I think he was less interested in learning it and instead getting more emotional and concentrating on the debate and "face" aspect of the conversation.
I could be wrong though.
Empathy helps all
Entropy kills all
>>483
Should be a nice place? What is this, a tumblr safe space?
It's better to have your views challenged instead of getting soft by being in a bubble with people who don't encourage you to think critically.
If you never debate your beliefs, you'll get bad at defending them.
>>484
Gender dysphoria and dissociative disorders, particularly depersonalisation, are often comorbid.
https://genderanalysis.net/depersonalization/
first world problems
there are people who are starving, don't have access to clean water, live in totalitarian regimes, leave in fear of violence, etc and here you are, with electricity and a phone or computer, probably have your other shit together, in a safe first world country, talking about gender dysphoria and depression and shit
first
world
problems
>>489
This has been precisely my experience with tech-supporting people that age, emotionally speaking (I live in one of them "elite bubbles"). Get into their tiny arena and despite waning learning capacity they are basically grand fucking master of the universe and 99 times out of 100 you should take their word for it. Get out of that space and you're the FBI talking down a lone gunman with 20 hostages and no discernible motivation, you might win but it's gonna take time and skills.
>>495
First world problems
You donft have to fear for your life from the Khmer Rouge every night and only have to think about getting a job so you donft end up on food stamps
Obviously you should be more grateful.
>>497
everything should be free
free college
free healthcare
free weed
free housing
free smartphones
universal basic income
pander to my every whim
me, me, me
uhhh don't try to mansplain economics to me, I think I know a thing or two
I follow a couple antifa and DSA accounts on twitter so I'm practically an economist at this point
pay for everything in my life
bernie sanders should have won
i love antifa
why won't you think about ME?
how dare other people spend their hard-earned money on THEMSELVES
fund my life or you're a racist
don't you know how hard it is to live in the richest country in the world??????
i'm extremely oppressed
stop triggering me
i can't handle having my views challenged
Automatization is just over the horizon. We should be expecting fully automated luxury communism in 5 decades instead of worrying whether my children will get their brains fried from within because of a super heat stroke provoked by global warming or devoured by mechanized death spiders built by some libertarian quasi-dictator.
>>489
To my experience, there's also a paralyzing fear of screwing up and rendering your computer useless or your data erased. That's what I notice when I explain stuff to my dad. He needs to be 100% sure that nothing bad will happen if he were to press the stupid button.
>>499
I think you mean automation. Stay in school, homie.
> fully automated luxury communism
Yikes. Go away.
>>500 yeah, pressing the power button is going to make your computer useless
i refuse to believe an actual human being has made it through 65+ years of life with such a retarded viewpoint without anyone slapping the fucking shit out of them
most of what people call "tech literacy" is actually just normal literacy. as in, being able to read what's on the fucking screen and press the corresponding button.
god i hate being tech support for all my brainless boomer relatives with an IQ the same as their age
Either that's just a pasta or he actually wrote all of that and I'm not quite sure which is worse.
mfw someone boomboxes infowars in team chat
Except it's not a case of using a literally incorrect word, but of using a less-common but still correct synonym. Like writing Ϋή instead of ωή.
> Automation is a widely-used word. Automatization is not.
So? Neither is incorrect, whereas defiantly is blatantly incorrect and does mean something completely different from what was intended to convey on any dictionary. You're splitting hairs here, yikes man. Note that is is not intended as an insult or an attack. I'm just pointing out that your suggestion, while not without merit, is pointless and not needed, and also completely tangential, while we are at it.
>>512
My dude, automation is a very commonly used word. Automatization is not.
>>513 "imbibe" is less common than "drink", doesn't mean it's incorrect as long as the thing you're referring to is the act of consuming a fluid.
>>514
Super awkward neckbeardy way of saying it though.
Guess what? Language changes over time. Just like how new words are added, old words are abandoned.
>>515 your first mistake was allowing the opinions of 4000 word vocabulary dipshits to stifle your range of expression.
>Stay in school, homie.
>Yikes. Go away.
>Not everything is an insult or attack.
Is there a dqn slack or discord or something?
Fully automatized gay space communism
>>519
Therefs a DQN irc, #dqn on rizon, but not one of those inferior non-elitist web based chats used by teenbros, that would be gross.
fully autisticatized parent-disappointing genetic dead end flawed economic system that has been proven to not work time and time again and literally millions of people have died as a result of it
but hey, those weren't REAL examples of communism
this time will be TOTALLY different, guys
capitalism is bad!!!!
-sent from my iPhone at Starbucks
You know what's funny about liberals? They blame Russia for everything and imply that Russians are evil and America is great. But at the same time, Russia is communist, whereas America is capitalist. Yet American liberals say communism is great.
If you like communism so much, live in Russia. But wait, that would go against your "everything is Russia's fault" narrative.
Maybe communism would be good for obese Americans. After all, communism is the most efficient way to lose weight. The only problem is... you just keep losing it until you die. You either die of starvation or get gulag'd or disappeared for being anti-communist. That is the endgame for communist regimes.
Morons who don't study history think communism means everyone will live in an egalitarian utopia. Historically, that has never been the case. It's also the communist party that's elite, rich, and powerful, while everyone else is poor as fuck. That's not any better than our current economic issues. In fact, it's even worse.
You need to come up with realistic plans instead of idealized bullshit that will never work in reality. Communism doesn't work. Just because capitalism is flawed doesn't mean communism is the answer. That's a stupid thing to say. Mao, Pol Pot, Lenin, Stalin -- extreme death tolls under actual communism.
Venezuela is socialist. And just look at how well they're doing. You know another socialist party? Germany's National Socialist party (aka Nazis). Guess what? It didn't work economically (not to mention the other issues).
Socialism doesn't work. Communism doesn't work. Capitalism doesn't work. We need to think outside the box.
>>521
How would I go about joining that? It keeps saying I can't join because I need an invite or something.
God damn
Indeed.
VATS is not the equivalent of aimed shots from the isometric games. The equivalent of aimed shots is, aiming at something(eg an enemy's leg) and shooting it. More importantly every single character in the game could do that, VATS is special player character magic. It's a tacit admission by Bethesda of "we couldn't make a combat system that wasn't kind of clunky and tedious and shitty so here's a button that does the combat automatically for you every so often"
Fag on the moon...
Hey >>492, uh, haha, hey, maybe you should... stick to today's special ( ˃ ˂)
The Old Homo Space Program
>>515 Language is a beautiful fascinating thing, but it's sad when it's stifled by that kind of mindset. I guess sometimes some people maybe try too hard to sound smart, and that can be a bit annoying, but not as annoying as when someone thinks that's the only reason people use a wider vocabulary. Not as annoying as using "neckbeardy" as an adjective, that made my skin crawl!
It's cool that language is an ever-evolving entity, but semantic drift caused by a large amount of dunderheads misusing words is a personal peeve. It's always been stupid when someone uses the word "literally" just as emphasis or exaggeration rather than its true meaning, but I read they recently added this alternate sense of the word to the dictionary! Don't worry, I'll get over it.
There is actually such a thing as overpreparing. Thought you should keep that in mind.
No, I don't want a "safe space", I want to be able to have this kind of discussion without the other guy being condescending, abrasive, or generally cunty. Unpleasant or uncomfortable topics are fine, but unpleasant people can fuck off and suck a thousand dicks.
>>535
I feel this dilemma on a weekly basis. Take comfort in that this is a constant process, and people now long dead would have recoiled at our butchery of the English language that we now see as correct.
But seriously, three dozen posts over a single word?
Same here, I like to put myself in situations which challenge me and I like to hear all sides of the story, but there's no need to be an arsehole about it. Life's too short... I don't think the denizens of this board are "in a bubble" either
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>when someone uses the word "literally" just as emphasis or exaggeration rather than its true meaning
This is not a new "problem", you know that the words 'really' and 'very' used to mean the same thing as 'literally', right?
>I read they recently added this alternate sense of the word to the dictionary!
I guess if you consider the 1760s "recent" then maybe?
>>540 Nice googling old boy, but take another second to read before you post next time. I never said it was a problem, I said it was a peeve. It was apparently 2013 they updated the definition, so not quite as recent as I thought - but the point I was making was that because a word gained enough widespread misuse amongst the dim majority, they just updated the definition to compensate, lowered the bar if you will. Like I said, I love how language is always evolving, it's sad that the driving force in this case is common ignorance, that's all.
Another example, when my friend says "I made the ultimate sandwich yesterday", I know he means he made an amazing sandwich, maybe one of the greatest, but in my head I still always think "I bet he's gonna make another sandwich pretty soon."
Or "meme" used interchangeably with "image macro", but we've been over that before.
I like it when people complain about the "improper" use of singular "they". Like, cool, I've found someone who remembers when it wasn't the case. They must be at least 400 years old!
> Nice googling old boy, but take another second to read before you post next time.
This is what I mean when I say this should be a nice place, but there are certainly more egregious examples. There's just no need to be so confrontational, defensive and insulting.
>>534
So you're arguing in favor of using different words, but chastising me for using different words. Really makes you think.
>>535
Yeah, I hate that too. But that's an entirely separate issue from pseudointellectuals looking up archaic language in thesauruses in an attempt to sound smart.
>>537
>the other guy
I hate to break it to you, but there are many posters on this site. Not just you and me.
>condescending, abrasive, or generally cunty
>fuck off and suck a thousand dicks
Yes, it's other people who are the problem. Hmmm...
>>540
Is this reall worth arguing about?
>>541
ebin :-DDDDDDDDDDD
> I hate to break it to you, but there are many posters on this site. Not just you and me.
It's generally pretty easy to tell when you're just having a one-on-one with a single person.
> Yes, it's other people who are the problem. Hmmm...
That was the joke
vomits in your ass
I thought I was entertained at one point, but I wonder if I really was.
I miss how DQN was back in the 6000s...
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I was born in the wrong generation. I wish I was born in the 1300s.
Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2039!
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uwu
EU creating a link tax law and forcing an upload filter law this month.
Yeah it's shit.
Endless suffering.
early 2000s tech had a comfy aesthetic
I can't believe I'm still alive.
Please hold this giant L
i needs moneys
How is this guy still running around? It's been 2 days.
Good night, fellow dokyuns
Sleep tight
its not that i mind cute girls doing cute things but at least change the setting, im tired of school
I never really cheated on a test in school, but it was really hard not to see other people's answers. I always told myself it was just to see if I'm going too fast or slow. But I couldn't keep my eyes from wandering and was permanently worried I'd get caught, dammit!
Mexican tuba music sounds awesome, unless it's a disparaging term for general brass music of Mexican origin. Either way I'm about to find out...
My fuckin' mower drive belt broke and now my lawn looks like skrillex
I feel like some people in software development pretend to have imposter syndrome so as to sound more humble and smart than they actually are. It's something along the lines of ``if I say I think I'm dumb and unskilled, maybe people will think I'm really intelligent'' or some shit like that.
Rabbit's high on pain meds.
>>571
I want to have imposter syndrome, because then it means I'm learning instead of having to repeat myself to half of my colleagues several dozen every day. But then I'd have to find a different job, and there's no way of knowing if I'm going to be the dumbest guy in the room until I've been there a while.
Anyway what you said couldn't be more true for artists -- "oh i'm so bad at drawing" is just compliment-bait 99% of the time.
Nobody can give me what I need.
>>574
You need to take care of yourself.
Make things happen in your life.
Donft wait for life to happen to you.
No one is going to come into your life and make what you want come true.
You are your own biggest advocate.
watakushi no mae ni wa~
Writing Japanese sentences in roumaji deserves punishment.
>>577
kawaii desu uguu
shou ga nai
wakarimasen
wakaranai
watashi wa weeb desu
sou nan desu ka?
hai
kuso!!!!
bish XD
^_____^
glomps
on that 2004 deviantart-user-who-just-discovered-manga-at-borders-bookstore aesthetic
These are not English words!!!!
I have a friend to go to the gym with now. We lift weights a few times per week. :^)
going directly from "hey this jap-shit is actually kinda interesting" to reading raws with no >>578 in between
I bought a venti coffee, took two sips and threw the rest directly into the recycling bin. Not as gratifying as expected. You think you'd get something almost sexual out of this act, considering how dedicated people are to doing it.
wow this thread is going fast, people must be having lots of thoughts
You can't recycle milk!
>>581
hahaha it's actually 1993 wow this joke is THE HEIGHT OF HUMOR LMAO HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS 1993 HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS JOKE IS TOTALLY NOT PLAYED OUT AND IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY XDDDDDD ETERNAL SEPTEMBER IT SURE IS SUMMER XDDDDDDDD EPIC FOR THE WIN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
if you don't think extremely old and unfunny jokes that are repeated ad infinitum, THEN THAT MEANS YOU'RE NEW! BACK TO SAOVQ! XDDDDDDDDD
I sure love stagnating and reminiscing on "the good old days" while choosing to never move on or grow as a person
living in the past is DQN quality!
are you ok
get better soon ok
isn't that the guy who cried racism when people didn't like his posts
>>591
When people used overtly racist shit like ((())) and racial slurs, yes, I called people out on that. What kind of a basement-dwelling neckbeard pretends that racial slurs and antisemitic shit like ((())) isn't racist?
lao wai go home!
Why do they call it "gas" when it's a liquid.
isn't that the bipolar iOS developer
>>592
You know, I've got a feeling it's not calling out racist shit that has been causing that.
I've finally accepted that I can't do a unified theory of syntax and code, where syntax is just code applied to the remainder of the program. There's just no nice way of distinguishing a macro from a function, or figuring out what exactly a macro applies to. At least not with how much/little I've fleshed the thing out.
So I'm going to kick-ass-ify the interpreter and make it super flexible, so you can metaprogram how you want.
BRAAAAAAAAAP
Imagine being that miserable
I think TeX might actually be closer to what is wanted than Lisp.
Cute girl, I didn't mean to make you mad! I offer a prayer, let's stay in cute girl love!
im gay something awful dot com do not @ me send tweet
Shuaib Aslam, Shuaib Aslam
Once was here, but now hefs gone
Livestreamed his suicide for all to see
Hefs now the butt of jokes on /r9k/ and /b/
Pointed a shotgun to his head
Pulled the trigger and now hefs dead
Seeing your brain chunks hit the walls made me yelp
There were probably warning signs and I wonder how many calls for help
You made
You should have stayed
Whyfd you do it? Whyfd you have to go?
When your mom walked in and screamed an anguished gnoh
It really wrenched my heart
People think itfs performance art
But itfs just sad
You were the only close online friend I ever had
Poor miserable anon
I don't actually know him or know anything about him, I just felt like writing a sad poem
Good night dqn
>>609 Meh, it's okay. Every time I put my willy in a girl's bum, I think "It's quite tight, but also that's where her poop comes from". Two girls asked me to fuck their arsehole, the third one was shy and kept saying it in French and I didn't know what she meant. Finally I was like "Ohh right! Why can't you just say 'fuck me up the arse' like a normal girl?"
>>617
Fuck me up the arse like a normal girl!
(I am not a normal girl).
Why do people want to forget that they are mortal?
please don't confuse pop culture with reality. Do not try to escape from it.
Did you see Sunn O))) just released their first ever demo tape, recorded in the 90s on a shitty boombox, and there's enough demand that they pressed it on heavyweight vinyl and you can buy the deluxe edition?
>>604
Nope, that's unified code and data. I wanted to use the same syntax to define a macro and a function (so no defmacro/define-synax, just define), and in the eval phase be able to use syntax functions as if they were normal functions.
Plus I'm writing a stack-based language without GC.
I figured it out though, but you and >>598 are more interested in trying to make yourselves sound clever, so I'll spare you the details.
uuuvvv
liberal btfo
this is a no-lib zone
conservatives only
keep on posting (((this))) to own the libs epic style
(((nested lists)))
If Kurt Cobain didn't kill himself, what would he be tweeting about today?
Dokyun superstar
Wanna succeed, but I won't go far
It's summa
And I wanna...
Snort cocaine with Kurt Cobain
Tryna make friends but I'm going insane
Gettin' paranoid
Call of the void
Losing my shit, wanna blow out my brains
Ayy
Met a new bitch and she's hot as fuck
Take her for a ride in my rusty-ass truck
Wanna defile her
Show her my compiler
While she leans over and gives me the succ
Wrote it myself for an undergrad class
She can't code for shit but she got a nice ass
But realistically though
She's ain't into me, yo
But my feelings will eventually pass
Consumerism is gross, makes me feel unclean
Just another cog in this dying machine
Moral decay
In the US of A
Distract myself wit yet another gay meme
Disaffected youth falling for nihilism
Unwashed masses preferring hedonism
Want to be an ascetic
It's a dank aesthetic
Returning to traditionalism
If society is "progressing" then why are we all sad?
Our modern dystopia is obviously fucking bad
Don't even lie to me
I know you got anxiety
Stop being apathetic -- we need to get mad!
>>632 I can't oicture anything but banal retweets of "call your local opiate abuse hotline now, together we CAN overcome addiction" tier stuff from some 3 letter government agencies interspersed with random light jabs at <controversial politician of the week>. Imagine reading a sequel to Catcher in the Rye except it's just Holden 20 years later as bachelor in his late 30s working a mid-level office job. Or reading Kerouac but it's about the importance of routine and having a steady income while paying down a mortgage.
Seeing fiery, bullheaded youths, or icons of teenage nihilistic rebellion live long enough to become responsible adults is sad as fuck. You either die an Alexander or you live long enough to become a dad.
#TKQ@IN@
#^RKOQS
love for Estonia and never ending butthurt pain for the miserable ruskie shit
My butt hurts from sitting down for too long.
Russians want to invade baltics again, doing massive purges.
Like they already did it with Ukraine. After the baltics their next target will be Finland.
but thanks god for NATO
bromie
hey fam does this app support emoji 😜🤓😏😖😤😡😼👅💦🍆☠️
Who did this???:cry: :handsign: :handsign: :understrike100:
can't stop puking
It's sad most personal websites are just advertisements these days. I remember when people talked at length about their hobbies and whatever interested them.
>>645
A personal website is basically just proof that someone knows about HTML/CSS/whatever. Actual social stuff is on social media. But public web presence is less about fun stuff and more about self-promotion for career goals now. The internet is growing up.
No more geocities anime shrines. More resumes and shit.
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Americanft
The Narcissistic City
I hope miserable anon finds some sort of emotional support within his family and/or community.
Cross-posting passive-aggression is a classic means of catharsis
it doesn't really matter how long you've been "on the textboards" when your most visible posts scream "fresh transplant"
I'm a superPhREAK...SuPERPHReak 'm SUPERPHREAKY
Fuck Drumpf!
Russian puppet
Orange sack of shit
White supremacist
Privileged asshole
Calls anything he doesnft like gfake newsh
Stupid tupee
Fat bastard
Tiny hands
Tweets bullshit
Unintelligent
Uneducated
Racist
Homophobic
Transphobic
Misogynist
Only cares about rednecks and the 1%
Faked votes
Hillary should have won, in terms of votes, though really Bernie would have been our best bet
No morals
Making America worse
Colluding with North Korea as well as Russia
Destroying international relations
Hates poor people
Hates refugees and immigrants
Sexual abuser with many victims coming forward
Pee tape
Stormy Daniels
Sending the economy down the toilet
No experience with politics
Married a trophy wife mail order bride from Russia
Bad father
Itfs 2018, he should know how to do some research online to figure out what he should really be doing to help Americans
Stupid hat
Lowest approval rating in history
Doesnft care about Syria
Uses racist dogwhistles
Wonft stop school shootings (all he has to do is increase gun control)
Wants to pollute the atmosphere with coal to increase profits
Too stupid to understand global warming
Spends all his time golfing instead of being president
Deports Americans and separates families
Anti-Semitic
Wants to waste money on a stupid wall
Likes idiots like Kanye West
Drinks tons of Diet Coke
Has dentures because his teeth fell out
Censors people illegally on twitter
Wants to deny healthcare to Americans
Only does what is in the best interests of corporations, not the people
Calls decent countries gshitholesh because they are not white
He has ties to the KKK
Wonft show his tax returns
Lies about his net worth
Never earned money legitimately \ the rich get richer
Criminal record
Doesnft care about police brutality
Opposed to UBI
Doesnft support womenfs rights
Ignores history
Hates Peurto Rico
If you voted for him, fuck you
Don't you have a car to fix...
It hurts to live.
>>662
Whatfs that supposed to mean? It means you have no counterpoint to my perfectly valid points about Trump.
I don't think it's much like diet 4chan at all, for one thing. Even amongst textboards it's always had a different kinda vibe, to me at least.
>Weird how there are SJWs who used to contribute to DQN electronics Annfs yet there are also racist stories here too
That's a funny one too, as if the presence of one rules out the other. I agree a bit in that I was disappointed by the racist arguing recently, that was pretty new. And I guess I was proved right that it kinda let the side down, since someone got an impression of the whole site from those exchanges, but then that's also dumb to assume one anonymous poster speaks for a whole board.
A lot of those memes aren't really relevant to this place either, as mentioned by SWIM.
I am entertained though, it is a fresh kind of entertainment I guess, well done ’('``G)‘
>>663 Oh, sorry, I wasn't talking about Trump, he has nothing to do with my life. That whole American situation is comical to me, both that he even gained power and how butthurt everyone was about it
>>665
Trump affects you too even if youfre not American, sweetie. Therefs this thing called international relations. Itfs 2018, countries interact with one another now.
>>668 I know the USA is a part of the world and is a part of the global network just like anywhere else, but it makes no real difference to my day-to-day life who's in charge or who they're picking fights with next. It's wilful ignorance in the same way that it's wilful ignorance when I don't read the allergy information before I eat a bar of chocolate, or "wilfully" not knowing what happened in the latest episode of some TV show. But please, tell me more about it dear 668-kun! I get a titter out of Americans thinking the world would end without them.
I hope he doesn't harm himself. Don't worry miserable anon, keep on developing for iOS and keep your chin up!
If you got a DNA test, would you share the results on Facebook?
I am mixed race but gwhite passingh so I wonder how my friends will react. I havenft even gotten the test yet but I wonder if it would cause problems for me.
Itfs not a topic I bring up much with my friends.
Oh I get it, he's only pretending to be miserable!
>>673 no, but because I don't really need facebook having my entire genetic sequence on file, not because I care about being "white" or not.
>>675
Sharing to Facebook doesn't mean they know your entire genetic sequence. It would just be a screenshot that shows percentages and racial background.
>>674
I'm not miserable. Why are you trying to force this meme?
dude beer lmao
The shitposters are out in full force.
anyone you don't like is a shitposter
anyone who shitposts, i dislike
the expendables is a bad and not good film series
Oh downthemall, what would I do without you?
>>677 Mayyyybe he's not talking about you, but the poor dokyun struggling with depression that sometimes posts sad things? There's more than 2 people here
>There's more than 2 people here
Or is there?
>>686
The fact that he thinks it's about him is all but proof he's miserable.
witch-hunts are a fools errand
There are only three posters here: you, me, and the Sussman.
So which posts are the miserable poster then? The quote function exists for a reason.
In addition, to the usual entirely full paper cups of coffee in the recycle bin, there was half a hamburger today. I still like to think that people get off on this sexually. It's the most reasonable explanation.
I think the "miserable poster" poster is talking about the "this board is shit and you are all stale and I will heal it through unknown means" guy
>>694
Whatfs miserable about trying to encourage positive change?
>>695 It's like Jehovah's Witnesses coming to your door, who are also trying to encourage positive change. As our Lord Christ said when he was up on the cross, "Worry about yo damn self!"
It's funny because it's very obviously only a surface-level understanding of the place as well, so attempts at spearheading any "improvement" are misguided from the start
>>695,698
It's not so much the goal, it's its execution and motivation. You have to lead by example in this kind of endeavor.
A small egg becomes a larger egg by way of inflation.
I don't want to live in pain.
Crushing despair.
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Is anybody interested in becoming my punching bag tonight?
im depressed lads
>>708
I would give you an e-hug but the new FreeBSD Code of Conduct says e-hugs are harassment
The Miserable Superstructure of DQN
The Algorithms and Data Structures of DQN (Discrete Quantization Network)
man FUCK birds
lgElgTΗΑΏΰΛ
What the fuck, why do people like me?
cause you're a cute, likeable guy you fucking dumb faggot, hasnt anyone ever told you that before?
People may like you more than you think
Don't close your heart and you too may find happiness
tfw not a slutty flat chested elf sorceress or some shit idont even know
>>725
the flippant "or some shit idont even know" at the end made me smirk
Qualities of successful memes:
• Brief
• Simple, but not TOO simple, otherwise it won't be able to generate discussion or interest
• Confident
• Can't take itself too seriously
• Usually can't be too high-effort
• Easy to understand, even without context (though having backstory/context can add more depth to it)
• Accidental or natural, not some forced "please make this into a meme" shit
• Easily changeable (variation on a theme) so people can add their own spin to it -- derivatives are just as important as the original
• Easily repeatable
• No watermarks, generally no credit to whoever made it -- separating art from the artist
• Posted at the right time and place -- where it is matters just as much as what it is
• Can be used as a reaction rather than as a standalone piece of media
Repeatability
• Funny
• Sometimes, something is a meme simply because it pops up a lot. You think it's funnier when you see it more often. Other times, a meme is only funny at first, and then ages like milk.
• Generally, memes have a lifespan. Old memes shouldn't be posted, especially by corporate social media accounts, because then gen Z will think they're trying too hard to appeal to kids without actually knowing how to do it ("how do you do, fellow kids?") -- conjures up images of out of touch executives in a board room discussing how to appeal to demographics they don't understand
• Being related to current events can help in the short term, but it will ultimately decrease the overall lifespan/trending time of the meme, once said event is no longer current
• Small file size -- can't be too horribly compressed, but it can't be so big that it's unable to be posted on major social media platforms
• If it's visual, a square-ish aspect ratio helps, since people use landscape and portrait mode on their various devices these days, so tall and skinny or wide and short only look good on certain screens and rotations, but not all
• Can't be too big or high resolution -- people will be viewing it on small phone screens, so text or objects in the image need to be bold and easy to see, even if people save it and recompress it, adding more JPEG compression
• Having a unique name can help, so people will be able to find it on google if they try to look it up, as opposed to something generic like "that one weird image"
• The audience is never wrong. If you make content and people don't like it, don't blame the people who are viewing it. The fault is with you. Either you're posting it in the wrong place, or it just isn't good.
• It's not good if you have to justify it or explain it. It should be easy to understand and easy to like.
• Being very specific to a small niche, or being offensive, mean that there will be the capability for a small group to really enjoy it, but it has to be more general and inoffensive if you want it to reach mass appeal. Of course, this is the same problem with pop music -- in order to please lots of people slightly, you have to be bland, so nobody gets obsessively into it. Breadth vs. depth.
• Timeless qualities help extend the life of a meme. Technology and politics age poorly and quickly, so they are definitely not timeless.
Are there corners of the www where "shoop" is still a term used to refer to image macros, memetic or not?
>>729
Maybe people who just woke up from a coma or got out of prison, yes.
Imagine having a terrible health issue that left you in a coma for years. You wake up, use your Windows XP laptop to check MySpace, and it looks completely different. None of your friends are online. Where is everyone?
Prison-induced comma
I had 3 beers at work. Hop 13 or whatever it is (Guinness spin-off) tastes like when you let someone else choose for you at a chain pub. Not recommend.
What's it called when you combine terms like this?
Whiskey sour diesel punk
Made up of:
Whiskey sour (mixed drink)
Sour diesel (dude weed lmao)
Diesel punk (dank aesthetic)
>>732
I remember it as a category of newspaper puzzle, and found this https://whatsthephrase.com/word-mashup/
I don't know if there's a specific name for it, or if everything that publishes that kind of puzzle gives it a name of their own devising.
I prefer shoop to calling everything a meme. A meme spreads by people making shoops, riffing on an idea
dank af shoop fam neologisms entering the lexicon it's 2018 wew lad smh tbh 100 emoji hieroglyphics upvoted realtalk #throwbackthursday #selfie #myfirsttweet #postirony do not @ me
class Millennialspeak extends English implements Retardation {
public boolean devolution = true;
public static final int MY_HOPE_FOR_THE_FUTURE = 0;
private string howIFeel = "I'm really fucking sad";
public string getHowIFeel() {
string whatToSay = "I feel great";
return whatToSay;
}
public void setHowIFeel(string howIFeel) {
//nothing will change how I feel
//useless mutator method is useless
}
}
shit I fucked up some of those access modifiers but oh well lol
People have been complaining about the generation younger than them for millenia. Millenials are aged between 18 and 38. Maybe usage of current slang isn't an age thing at all.
captcha: goy
Pyp p xprp~us t~ Ho-Oh Reddy-Red Rooster
King Crimson did a song called "The World's Your Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum"
I am clothed
>>740
chance to proc +aggro in x radius or some shit? nice
It's called LADS' Night, not Boys' Night. That sounds gay as fuck.
ur pp smol uwu
I dig bongs and big dongs.
I take big shits while I shake big tits.
Some gintrovertsh are just shy extroverts.
I can accept those as just labels but also Myers Briggs is hack bullshit
>>747
No itfs not. Itfs a good way to figure out who to avoid. If someone tells you they are gINTJh it means you should avoid them.
>>732 on the price is right they call those "before and after"
or wait, the other one with the wheel
whatever its called
>>748 yeah, you should only make friends with superior INTPs like myself :^)
>>747
Agree; myers-briggs is like star signs. people just use the label as an excuse for their behavior
Please end my suffering.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
LISTEN
new Kosovo
Dead celebrity bin is full again
just have orin take it down to the incinerator and empty it out, we've still gotta make room for john goodman
anime girls smoking weed
I can't live like this much longer.
Why do people say they put gas in their car when it's a liquid,
I'm drunk, what up
Schönheit Gibt's Nur Im Kampf
>>762 Because they are in too much of a hurry to say "gasoline."
I hope to one day wake up and realize that the past 20 years have all just been a bad dream
fuck this degenerate modern dystopia
year of the snitch
Ποε`νmZ[[Όρρρi OΦOjρ½ Μή°έ
Every single thing I go to look up on netflix they don't have, why do I even bother remembering my mom's password anymore? Their interface is terrible and designed for mindlessly browsing from a couch and just putting something on like "meh that sounds ok I guess", not for actively finding things that interest you.
I wanted to watch the X-Files. Probably one of the top 10 most famous/recognizeable TV series on the entire planet and they don't have it! I just think 90s David Duchovny is super cute ok! He's like an adorable little lion cub that never gives up.
>>770
They actually used to have all the seasons of X-Files before I canceled my membership. All of Kids in the Hall too.
year of the litch
captcha: litch
imagine writing dumb shit that no one cares about
laffo
immagine posting your current thought, in a current thought thread, lamfo what a fucken idort,
imagine not being able to handle banter
rural wisconsin
internet "celebrities" are garbage
there are so many nobodies with like 500k followers who nobody's ever heard of before but they still think they're hot shit
it's time to replay Fallout 2 again
it seems that some die hard geeks are still butthurt about Windows 95
>>770
There's just something that bothers me about the search. For one, that split second when it autocompletes the name fully and I confuse "they have the title I want" with "here's some shit that's 'like' the title I want".
>>784
why the fuck does anyone need to take exlax?
my problem is I shit too often
are you seriously telling me there are people out there who can't shit often enough?
wanna trade places?
I'm getting drunk again
I am drunk again
i just want to meet a lot of new people and make new friends
people are great
we are all interconnected
people have really fascinating lives
it's a shame that there are so many people we'll never meet
how are you doing today?
My life is over.
i fiddle with my prostate constantly so my ass is like a slip n slide, never constipated in my life you should try it
Is there something like MAL except with all the social shit and forums stripped out and it's literally just an anime/manga database with a spreadsheet where you can click a + every time you finish an episode/chapter so you can keep track of where you are and what you're watching?
I mean, that's how I always used it anyway, but they recently had some kind of security fuckup and broke all the accounts and want me to reset my password to get access back when I signed up with a throwaway email to begin with.
>>748
If anyone self describes with a Myers Briggs personality type, you punch them in the face as a general rule.
iho🅱️
>>795 so what i'm supposed to host the database on my own machine too or something?
>>796
I mean you wouldn't be the first guy to use a local spreadsheet file as a database.
>>785
I'll be right over.
Seriously, you'll know when you get into your old years.
I made a dumb post on 4chan many years ago that ended up becoming a "meme" (as much as I hate that term) but apparently there are a few people who claim to have made it now, and one person has a really weird made-up elaborate backstory about it
what the fuck
>>795-797
relational databases are gay
it's all about document-based databases now my dude
>>800
Well, are you going to share the post with the class or not?
A movie where pee and poo are switched so solid* comes out the front and liquid** comes out the back.
** the liquid is yellow
>>796
"host"? it's a file on your computer, you think anyone else is going to want to use your spreadsheet?
mal will be fully back online soon enough, it's the parent company that are doing damage control very badly, but the mods are trying to get it back asap
My soul has exited my body.
normus reedus and the funky fetus
>>804 no? that's what I mean, why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's. I could also just use a .txt file and track stuff I've watched/watching there, but that would be stupid, just like the spreadsheet idea is.
Who is Keemstar? He looks like some weird sandnigger pixie. What's his significance in the online world.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
>why would I want to keep the entire animu/manga database on my own computer instead of someone else's.
google sheets toooo the rescuuuuuue
I think my animu drive just died. This is not how I wanted to end the school year.
christ almighty
spreadsheets are not databases lmao
use a local mongodb database
go FULL AUTISM or go home
not this lazy half-assed autism shit
>>814 yeah i dont know why people thought i meant database as in some kind of autist nerd server shit and not "big-ass list of a bunch of stuff from a particular category"
you know the LIST part of MAL
>>815
it wouldn't be that hard to set up a local MongoDB server and convert your weeb shit to JSON
u know what WOULD BE that hard? ur dick in my ass, buddy
whips it out
wait i mean
shit
you know what else is hard ;)
diamonds
do not ever use mongodb, it's unsecured by default and has been ripped to shreds by jepsen
>>815
the LIST part of MAL is your personal section, i.e. the bit you could put in a spreadsheet
that's why it's called MY anime list
Never threaten to summon FULL AUTISM
My good friend json
y ni hoy
ni nunca
>>823
Bruh you can change default settings like username and password and host binding. You just seem to be parroting what people who know nothing about it say. Yes, itfs not secure by default. But you know what else is like that? Cisco IOS. You actually have to configure it. But guess what? People still use Cisco routers and switches and they donft always get hacked. You know why? They get configured by people who know what theyfre doing.
You can also use Platform as a Service so someone else is in charge of securing your shit. See Heroku. But that would only be if you wanted an online data base, not something local.
Lastly, a fucking local database \ not allowing remote connections at all \ does not need to be secure. You can make it not allow for any remote connections.
DQÑ
There should be a sitcom like the big bang theory, except the characters are real, actual nerds that argue about databases:
"spreadsheets are not databases lmao"
laugh track
"use a local mongodb database
go FULL AUTISM or go home"
Oooooh!!
"not this lazy half-assed autism shit"
laugh track, applause
I want to fuck Chris from the brave little toaster
Suffering.
database?
datamosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS7QvOX8LVk
mexico is the shit
okay, I was mistaken. Of course Russia is not Pakistan and never will be. It's a new Latin American country. My mistake, sorry
>>834,836
Samefag. Virus don't click!
There is a time and a place for video games. The time is here, the place is now.
Waking up with a hard,sweaty cock and nothing to stuff.
pettan pettan~
>>828
Bitch if you're making a local database for your own personal use, why deliberately choose one that you have to put time and effort into making suck less? And a hipster, schemaless (aka. "great now you have to remember your own schema and not fuck it up every time you touch it") one at that? Just use a spreadsheet or sqlite. KISS.
Anyway I'm parrotting the guy they paid to do a security audit on it, so such the funk up.
Huh, turns out gasoline vs petrol is one of the rare occasions the US isn't the only country using a brand name instead of the generic term.
tsurupettan
>>841
you've spent more time writing these anti-mongodb posts than it takes to set up mongodb
install mongodb
change your path etc.
mongo in one tab
redactedHostname:~ redactedUsername$ mongo
MongoDB shell version v3.4.10
connecting to: mongodb://127.0.0.1:27017
MongoDB server version: 3.4.10
mongod in another
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wow, that was hard, right? lol no
also if you think mongodb has to be schemaless then I guess you've never used it before
http://mongoosejs.com/docs/index.html
I'm also using SQLite and Django for a separate project but it's cool to use different things instead of being firmly entrenched into only one way of thinking
>>844 I'm the guy who was looking for an alternative to MAL which started this whole conversation and not even the guy who's been talking against whatever tf mongoDB is. I kind of bowed out of the whole thing as soon as a bunch of weird autists started talking about setting up a home server or w/e the hell to track my chinese cartoons.
>>845
Weird autists? Guy, I deal with this shit for a living. Do you make money with your anime? It's not weird to be knowledgeable about shit for your job.
fuck you
I don't want to live an ordinary peasant life...
don't want to be a rockstar either...
I guess I am fucking broken and nothing can be done about it
my life is over
fug T_T
pls leave me alone and do not ever write anything to me again
sayonara
don't think Anglos understand a damn about Russia and 3d world in general...
fuck you
life here is a tradegy
we all know the world would be better if only...........
https://i.imgur.com/AgZMfa4.png
the absolute state of social media
>>851 You're right, I just think the language is cool... I'm sure it's not a wonderland but I'm never sure how much of the anti-Russian things I read are just propaganda, but now I understand, thanks.
God's gift to DQNkind
I'm drunk again heyyyyyyy
secret alcohol of vip quality
This just in: guy who gets paid to do things is knowledgeable about his job
O_BEFORE
living the jet set life
death stranding is the homestuck of video games
Humans are fart machines and eating is just reloading
>>864
Wouldn't it be more like shit machines? That way the poop would be analogous to the bullet while the fart would be the combustion gases expelled.
macOS is the best OS ever because it only takes a couple seconds to type òwó instead of owo or ùwú instead of uwu
no third party software or kopipe text files required, it just works™
Just thinking about the time I tried to make friends with this one kinda older woman I knew, and she asked how old I was and said I was too young for her, and she was implying that me trying to hang out with her meant I was hitting on her or something. I told her that wasn't the case but she didn't believe me. She was fat and unattractive and older than me, why did she think I was hitting on her? I was just trying to make a friend.
Do people really have a hard time believing that someone would just want to be friends?
the virgin 4-ch vs. the chad SAoVQ
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>>868 I get hella bitches every time I step foot in Yoshinoya, but I know they're only there to get a taste of my beef bowl. I don't have time for girls like that, true Yoshinoya vets do it with extra green onion!
casual missionary position available one year experience required
Where should I pull my nepotistic strings to get out of this fucking hellhole, Amazon or IBM
>>874
Amazon has a future. IBM is ancient boomer tier technology.
It's interesting how all those offical news channel on YT (like BBC or CNN or ABC) have like millions of subscribers but most of the videos have like 500-1300 views.. lol, nobody needs those fakenews
Is it possible to make a call to DPRK from ordinary mobile phone?
no matter how parents try their kids will become independent and leave the father's home*...
*maybe not in Russia
I am disgusting.
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pls dont listen to Alla Pugacheva's songs
it is must be very sad for Putin to see CCCP 2.0 dying
slavs are pathetic
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Most people just don't realise that versailles treaty (1919 - 1920) helped Hitler to come into power. Anglos and French did not give a damn about German People
lunatic asylum
Insane girls generation
ra ra rasputin,
poppin xans and sippin lean
>>876
that's because most of their views are on TV, not youtube
boomers don't use new technology
if your surname contains particle "von" that means you are an aristocrat
>>895
Otto von Schirach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv_VXCJtvGo
my life is like the asymptotic parent function 1/x, and I'm like the limit as x approaches 0 from the left, and everyone else is the limit as x approaches 0 from the right
the closer we get to the same point, the farther away we are
I'm like a tachyon -- fast and unstoppable, but unable to interact with other particles
X11 lets you type ówò and ûwû in only a couple of keystrokes by default too
it is one of the most awful pieces of technology still in existence though,
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Original DOOM is what a psychiatrist may call a perfect example of schizophrenics creative work. Especially the inferno levels.
fucking sick
>>877
Near the borders with China and R.O.K. dailynk.com gets a lot of its stories and information from the inside this way.
yeah, we had one teacher in our school who was a real aristocrat...
russia is a jew-controlled degenerative latin american country.
STOP ARGUING ABOUT THAT ALREADY
as they say in russia: the banana repulic (refering to countries with no real economy, like Ecuador) in Russia case it is oil
fuck russia
ne chitati nikakih kommentov neizvestnih lyudey
ne govorit s neznakomcami v intrente
pls remember it
intrnet eto teper ulica
a little impressed that YT auto-captions can detect "rekt" and "didney worl" despite often pumping out nonsense.
in case of Ukraine it's civil war :D :D :D
where have all the good posters gone
i'm still here
jisaku jien (in the light of the day)
i'm a beautiful jisaku jien
fluttering in the moonlight
I got food and drank with my friend tonight. We're gonna hang out with like 5 people next week. Am I turning into a normie?
It's not terrible.
I never knew what youfre supposed to say to a girl when they say that theyfre showering.
guys guys hey listen! Ribbentrop was 53 when he was hanged and stalin died in 1953!!!!!
53!
ZOMG
Place of death: Cuntsevo Dacha
Current thoughts thread going at light speed recently
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no pity for the ukrainian nazies.
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cyba blyat gib ukraine i report you xaxaxa
are any of you e-friends or do you just shitpost anonymously in an impersonal way?
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I'm drunk again. What's up?
Tell me something interesting about yourself.
>>942
I have an asymptomatic 0.2cm calcification in my right epididymis.
>>943
I had to google that.
So how did you find out? And why is that significant? If it's asymptomatic then it's no problem, right? But if it's asymptomatic, then how do you know?
>>944
Had some mild pain in my balls about a month ago which I think was actually stress related from my shit job (apparently stress making your balls get super sensitive is pretty common,) freaked myself out over it and thought I had an infection, went to a doctor who ordered an ultrasound, that was the only thing they found.
I'm actually still waiting to see a urologist about it, but considering the pain is completely gone now and I couldn't get an appointment until August, it seems like none of the medical professionals are too worried and I shouldn't be either.
Also, I am now planning to finally quit my job.
>Also, I am now planning to finally quit my job.
only do it if you have another job lined up first
life is like a permadeath roguelike and you die if you get the status effect "unemployment" for a certain amount of time
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minecraft just doesn't have the same magic as it did before, which is a weird thing to say because objectively there's more content than ever before, but a lot of my friends say the same thing
I hate kids. period
I hate russians too
>>964
The tech tree is flatter, therefs more shit that is just drops or direct product of drops. Modded helps it but a lot of mods donft do anything about it especially since forge hates letting anyone rebalance core components. BTW is the best for that magic and itfs why Ifm writing a mod to add on to it with a deep tech tree.
>>946
I have enough savings to live on for a while, so I'm going to try to do some online freelance work and see if I can make ends meet with that. It won't be a piece of cake, maybe harder than my current job and definitely less lucrative, but I think physically being in a room with a supervisor breathing down my neck is my biggest source of stress.
I can't believe I did that.
imagine being like 8 years old and beating up dogs and sharks and cops and even taxi cabs, being a fuckin home owner and shit
If my job was beating up dogs and sharks and cops and even taxi cabs, no way would I ever quit.
Well, unless they don't provide any safety equipment.
Hey iLEΦEM)
Welcome to the Bourbon House.
This tequila is on the house, so first I want you to drink it and calm down.
Yeah, "again". Sorry.
They say "with the face of the Buddha". I don't think I'll be forgiven just for saying "sorry".
But I think that when you saw this thread title you felt a certain excitement that can't be expressed in words.
In this savage world, I'd like you to not forget that feeling. With that in mind, I made this thread.
Well, let's hear your order.
turns outu§Μηΰvis an expression that means like "trying the patience of a saint"
when I was a kid I was obsessed with sharks and I really liked hammerheads and whale sharks the most
the walled garden of dqn
wtf i'm straight now
i havent masturbated to anyhting gay in like...oh, only 2 hours
give me the butter
There is no such thing as a homosexual person. Only homosexual thoughts acts. We are hardwired to want to reproduce, meaning it's normal to be heterosexual. Just because someone puts ideas in your head doesn't mean you have to base your entire identity around it. I guess you can shove pencil erasers in your ears, but that doesn't mean you were born as a person-who-shoves-pencil-erasers-in-their-ears. But if you hear people say it often enough, you will wrongly think that it's a nature thing rather than a nurture thing.
The media is pushing LGBT stuff hardcore. I wonder why. Maybe it's to decrease the birth rates of native populations in an attempt to get the public's acceptance for mass immigration from third world countries, where people are used to being paid less. The point of mass immigration is to increase competition for jobs, decrease wages, and so on. It really only benefits rich globalist elites who are already rich. People who own businesses. It's a shitty time to be an employee rather than an employer.
Some liberals pretend to support poor people, but they would sooner lash out at low income conservatives than rich elites. Why? Because they have been misled into thinking other poor people are the problem. Divide and conquer.
Meanwhile, billionaires continue to get richer and more powerful.
Jeff Bezos is currently worth over $140 billion. But liberals? They'd rather attack old Cletus over there, with a net worth of $1,500. Because his older culture isn't the same as whatever the mainstream media tells them it should be this month.
>There is no such thing as a homosexual person
I agree with this in the sense that there is probably no "homosexual" person who is 100% interested in only the same sex with absolutely zero interest in the opposite sex, but I would say the same for "straight" people. Some people have a preference, even an overwhelming preference, for one or the other but I think if they're honest with themselves most people regardless of their preference have SOME condition that would spur them into having sex with someone who isn't their preferred gender. Sexuality, the entirety of it, is a social construct and views of it differ wildly depending on what society you're currently a part of. That's actually kind of a banal and obvious thing to point out, did you think you were breaking new ground or something?
Anyway as a fag I also kind of resent being made into a token to be used by liberals for political gain. At any rate most of them think cis gay white men are only maybe half a step down from straight white men on the "literally hitler" scale of privilege, which is driving some of them to just go be tokens for conservatives instead which is just as bad tbh. None of them have ever tried "not letting who you choose to have sex with become your entire personality".
Any anyway, can we go one fucking day in the current thoughts thread without some autist writing a majires essay to a random offhand shitpost? Christ.
Yeah, serious discussion isn't allowed. Memes only. How dare someone try to actually communicate here?
oh for christ's sake i'm responding to the BYOD iOS developer again aren't I?
> I think if they're honest with themselves most people regardless of their preference have SOME condition that would spur them into having sex with someone who isn't their preferred gender.
for most people this is "a sufficient amount of money"
Everyone on this site is the same person, after all. Of course.
>>984
Are you saying gay people have more money or less money? I don't get it.
>>986 He's saying for most people, the condition that would spur them into having sex with someone who isn't their preferred gender is having a sufficient amount of money flashed in their face. Ie gay for pay.
>>987
I don't think people randomly go up to straight guys and ask them to become prostitutes.
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y'all need jesus
good night everyone
no alcohol tonight, just sleeping pills
>>964,966
I agree about Minecraft somehow losing its magic. I still have fond memories of building a tree house in an earlier version of survival (right after Notch added a giant tree generator.) Those were some good times. I think part of the problem is just Minecraft has been around so long that it's no longer novel. Sure, there's added content but the core game hasn't changed.
We discussed this a bit in a previous current thoughts thread:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/mobile.pl/1489339924/256-259,262
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