A nipple in the hand is worth two in the bush
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#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
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#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
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#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
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just finished watching Swallowtail Butterfly (1996, Shunji Iwai)
well.... japs are sure strange... I don't understand how this shit for stupid children can be considered a cult movie
it's such a childness
>>807 I never said or even implied any of those things though.
All I said was "why is it important for literally every human being to have children and a family".
You're reaching hard as fuck because you want me to be some kind of caricature. You have no idea how to formulate an argument against someone who's an actual human being and not some /pol/ strawman you can shout buzzwords at.
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omg, brilliant
Russia is truly barbaric
nuke this disgusting kolhoz pls
slav "culture"
slavs = arabs
Nobody gives a damn about your fucking 1937 tragedy. russia is shit and always remain in that pathetic state
go fuck yourself slav idiot
>>830
Calling me out for a strawman post when it was a response to a strawman post... k
try playing vidya
I tried to raise a white family but when my daughter started making eyes at a brown dude I had to wall her off in a sealed room with nothing but a refrigerator.
This was in The Sims btw.
Third Reich on the dancefloor
>>847
you misrepresented what I said, said things I clearly didn't say, and now you're pretending it isn't strawman
stop trolling and get a life
conservatives are dumb and I have an IQ of 160
>>848 compare your post to my response, and the one that your response was in response to
>why is people not having families bad? don't tell me you unironically bought into the "infinite growth forever" meme?
>Why do you hate families? Why do you hate morals? Why do you hate the idea of white people continuing to reproduce?
Right but I'm the one who misrepresented what you said. Truly willfully dense.
if
>I want white families to continue to exist and I think there are a lot of problems with modernity
is what you meant, then why did you say
>Why do you hate families? Why do you hate morals? Why do you hate the idea of white people continuing to reproduce?
and then try to imply that not finding it particularly important for every single human to have children on an already overpopulated planet makes you some kind of islamic communist sjw boogeyman?
Gucci is older than Russian Federation
1921 and 1991
commies hate anything that is aristocratic, rich and classy
GUCCI is now promoting geek chic and I am not very fond of that
I like everything that is aristocratic
that feel when my grandfather was a jet-setting evil commie spy :E
earth shattering fart noise
movie trailer voiceover
IN A WORLD
PLAGUED BY PEOPLE WITH THE WRONG OPINIONS
ONE MAN
instrumentals of The Doors - People are Strange begins playing, muffled and indistinct, as if from another room
IS HERE TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
shot of a bedroom door. a female hand, its owner, still offscreen, reaches out, knocks twice, and opens it
song becomes much louder and clearer, as if it had playing from somewhere in the room
camera pans to an obese neckbeard with pale and pockmarked skin, slouched over a keyboard, typing furiously at an almost inhuman speed. he does not even look up from the screen
the WOMAN is shown full-body for the first time. she is in her early 50s with greying hair and wearing a floral-print apron, carrying a dinnerplate. the vestiges of youthful beauty are still visible in her slender frame and smooth skin, but she appears tired and beaten down
WOMAN: in cheerful sing-song Sweetie, I brought you dinner! It's your favorite, chicken tendies with tendie sauce! Hot mustard and mayonnaise, just the way you like it!
music stops
WOMAN sets the plate down next to NECKBEARD and steps back into the doorway
NECKBEARD: MOM! GET THE FUCK OUT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN I'M POSTING ON DQN! AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TENDIE SAUCE IS MADE WITH HONEY MUSTARD, NOT HOT MUSTARD! THIS KIND OF SHIT IS WHY DAD LEFT, YOU DUMB BITCH!
NECKBEARD picks up the plate of tendies and tendie sauce and hurls it at WOMAN. but due to nearly three decades of zero physical activity, his throw is wildly off the mark. the plate hits the wall to the side of WOMAN, scattering tendies and tendie sauce about the room, but the plate simply clatters to the floor and does not break
WOMAN: straining to keep up cheerful sing-song Of course sweetie. I'm sorry sweetie.
WOMAN closes door and exits. a muffled sob is heard. music resumes playing
NECKBEARD: Now where was I? Oh yeah, right. Someone is wrong ON THE INTERNET!
*at long last, the camera pans to the computer screen. visible on the screen is a thread on an english textboard 4-ch.net/dqn/, the title is: "Redneck Nazis are fucking retarded!!!!". again furious typing is heard, but the camera remains focused on the screen.
VOICEOVER:
COMING THIS FALL
JONAH HILL IN:
THOUGHT PATROL
WRONGTHINKERS, WATCH OUT!
screen fades to black. only furious typing sounds and "people are strange" are still heard, but this time with the vocals included
END
Dangerous odds : my secret life inside an illegal billion dollar sports betting operation
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEftsKAUvY
>>860
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
>>863
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
VC: wow
A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known ethnic Jew.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler."
At this moment, a brave, folkish, nationalist Waffen-SS member who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist socialism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi."
"Correct. It's been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural scientific model must be applied to the political sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure."
The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as their Fuhrer. An eagle named "Ahnenerbe" flew into the room and perched atop the Swastika Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. Mein Kampf was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Lebensraum across Eastern Europe.
The Reichsbank was re-established under the Reich and the banker detained the next day. He died of the Jewish plague Typhus and his wealth redistributed for the betterment of the volk.
>>866
OMG! Stop doing copy paste! Itfs so stupid! Like youfre so unfunny that you canft even come up with your own original comments? No. Youfre too stupid to even bother. Itfs just too easy too copy someone elsefs work and like they werenft even trying to be funny. They were serious and here you are, just sitting there making fun of them! Who do you think you are? Clearly someone with a low IQ. Like we should all be loving and supportive of each other, especially the women! Why tare someone down like that when they didnft even do anything to u. And I know youfre probably just going to laugh ant me and call me names too. Itfs obvious youfre just threatened by supereor intelligence and you canft handle it. Why donft you actually work on your own comedy instead of making fun of everyone else just because you canft come up with your very own original thoughts? Like do you know who I am? Ifm a super genius. I have an IQ Of 170, Ifm probably smarter than Albert Instein. By the time I was in kindgergarden I was reading at a college level. I actually have the intelligence to understand these kind of jokes but of course the uneducated masses wouldnft even be able to begen to understand the depth of this modern art. Of course I like Classical Art more it takes a special person like me to to understand it. I made teachers so angry because I would often inform them how they were wrong. Itfs not my fault Ifm smarter than them on the subject. Also Ifm an army spoce and my husband is fighting for your right to be stupid and make fun of people. Hefs a specialist and he also is very intelligent. In two years hefll probably own the the whole army. Hefs too in everything he does. And when he onws tue army Ifll make sure he snipes anyone who makes fun of me so you better not make fun of me!!!! Anyway like, really you shouldnft make fun of geniusus. Wefre way smarter than you especially since you canft even grasp the basics of scientific humor like this.
Fun fact: IQ is not static. You can get smarter or dumber over time. Sure, there are pitfalls of the way intelligence is measured with IQ. But even so, you can go from 100 to 115 or something (an entire standard deviation) with proper education and training. It doesn't have to be those exact numbers, but that's just an example.
Some people seem to believe that you're either smart or dumb, as if it's beyond their control -- hearkening back to the old nature vs. nurture argument. Some people say there's truth in IQ being heritable, but whether or not that's true doesn't change the fact that you can get smarter if you really try.
You don't start benching a lot of weight, but you work your way up over time. You get better through exercise. Same thing with intelligence. Think of it like a mental bootstrapping process.
>>869
Unless you're a yankee, in which case your IQ is permanently locked at 85.
Having a social life is too expensive. Going out to bars and restaurants. I spent over $50 on food and booze on Friday. My friends are encouraging me to waste money. And they want to do this all the time.
Cool, I read the Doors Of Perception as well last year
when it feels too hard(or not hard enough, Ezb) or you start feeling like "i can skip one day and maybe eat this cake too" just remember billy
do it for him
am i turning stupid as i get older or am i just growing out of being a youthful knowitall by realizing how many things there are that i don't know
there's so many things, i bet i don't know even 1% of them
being omniscient would be hard, i already sometimes just stop in the middle of the crosswalk because i was thinking about yeast, imagine that but like all the time
The more you know, the less you find out.
>>875
I often wonder the same thing: was I really smarter when I was younger, or did I just think I was? I think the answer is a little bit of both.
ifm bored, who wants to start a fight
If Aldous Huxley was a millennial, he wouldn't have written books. He would've written Erowid posts and maintained some themed Twitter account about Dystopian shit.
worldstar j-pop
>>882
falco would be a better us president than fox. don't >> me
>>885
congrats on being a mindless bugman consumer
haha video games such a nerd XDDDDDD
you are letting corporations dictate your personality and hobbies and identity
seething
>>888
lol u mad brah??? haha why would anyone have EMOTIONS dude just be COMPLETELY APATHETIC like me
Do you like Atlanta?
>>891
Hahaha, Atlantis! But the city posted was actually Atlanta! Hahaha! Hilarious joke, dude! Epic! Upboated! Have some reddit gold, stranger. You glorious bastard! Amazing joke.
>>892
Are you genuinely mad I didn't take your question seriously
Ok
Doesn't it fucking stink
>>893
Everything is a joke! Don't take anything seriously, man! Why discuss anything when you can just post memes and puns???
lol chill bro why can't you just be apathetic about everything like me bruh actually giving a shit or having strong opinions is for LOSERS
now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to being bored and uninterested in everything, or only liking things ironically, because that's what all the cool people do
Every time Lowtax makes a new twitter account, I report him on all of my accounts. I'm obviously not the only reason why he gets banned every time he makes a new account, but I certainly help to make sure he stays deplatformed.
>>897
So free speech is fine and dandy so long as nobody offends YOU then, right?
i am angry...
>>896 Go be bored and uninterested elsewhere instead of boring and uninteresting here
What a stupid putz
>>898
I think you're confusing me with the freeze peach lolbertarian types. Not me. I don't even pretend to support it.
Also, he wouldn't get banned if he didn't break the rules. He makes violent threats and also encourages goons to harass people. My reports aren't the fault. His own actions are. If he didn't do things like that, he wouldn't get banned. He's been on SA for so long that he thinks it's normal to be a complete piece of shit to other people. But the internet isn't like that anymore.
haha lol not taking sides when two mongos are fighting over who gets to eat this box of crayons means you're an apathetic centrist lol everyone should care about everything equally
Cypress Hill is just ICP without the clown motif
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeeeeeeeeee
which will win, my hunger or my laziness
come back in a month and see whether i've starved to death or gotten off my ass to get some bread
we reach the world from northeast china
steel ball da da da da
the port of dandooooooooong
Fun, fun, fun!
anime tiddies
My eyes are fucking tired.
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catcha: soffness
can't stop thinking about compilers
we live in a superstructure
>>917
Thank god for kencc, holy shit do LLVM, GCC, and SGS suck fat cocks.
>>919
I prefer HolyC myself. No other compiler is blessed by God and guaranteed to be 100% free of niggers.
Authors/thinkers like Linkola or Kaczynski?
>>922
have you read the SCUM manifesto? while not motivated by ecological principles, causing the extinction of the human race (in this case, by genocide of all males) is likely the only foolproof way to save the planet
see also: http://vhemt.org/
I am not alive.
the real problem isn't the jews or the immigrants or the bourgeoisie or the bankers or the nazis
it's the women
gas all women and the world will be as one
>>923 What's the point of saving the planet if no one is around for it? What happens in a few thousand or million years when the planet's hit by some big space object and it wipes out all the cute little animals anyway, when we could have averted it with the same technology we used to wipe ourselves out instead?
Sometimes I don't know whether I'm a pessimist or an optimist. What do you call someone who believes/realizes that all struggle is ultimately pointless, everything that exists or ever will will eventually be a lukewarm fog of dust floating in the void, but that it's our duty to carry on and not only to persist but to thrive in spite of that? I want humanity to spread to the stars, and to show those fucking stars who the boss is for as long as it can.