Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
A man was arrested in Yulee Monday after deputies say he stabbed a woman in the head with a fork in a dispute over a baked potato.
Kenneth David Crumpton Jr., 36, has been charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after Nassau County deputies say he stabbed victim Angela Gullion Sunday at 78040 Susi Ln.
Upon deputies' arrival at the scene, Gullion refused to give them information but deputies soon recovered a fork and a bloody, white T-shirt from a vehicle the victim was sitting in. Deputies reported multiple stab wounds and blood to both sides of Gullion's head.
A woman who called police told deputies that Crumpton had stabbed Gullion during an altercation over a baked potato.
Crumpton was arrested and confirmed to police that the dispute was over a baked potato but that he had only thrown the fork, thinking it "glanced off her head."
Crumpton is due to appear at the Nassau County Courthouse, though his date has not yet been set.
Now you're thinking with portaloos
obama scramble
melee anti-caster is the most satisfying build in literally any setting/ruleset where it's possible, especially if you can be unarmed punchman
like imagine irl, some nerd is trying to fight you but he's just throwing acorns at you yelling LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! and you walk over and punch him in the face
that's what it feels like
magic sucks
You know who thought magic sucked?
Dumbledore's boyfriend.
A Trek ship crew is granted eternal youth
And now Ensign Gawky is gonna have to live with sharing a galaxy with TV Star Good Looking main characters, forever.
went to the library for the first time in years
-they have self checkout and automated book returns now, you can do your thing without ever interacting with a single human being
-but there were still like 4 librarians seated at the counter doing nothing
-one of them was having an extremely loud conversation with someone on the other side of the room about "memes" and "gifs"
I used to work in a library, generally it was a really chill job where you don't have to work very hard and you can pretend the world doesn't exist
but yeah the job does occasionally attract some very annoying types of people
also public libraries in some places have a big homeless problem
gobbo sharker
Uh, so unfortunately, some of the other bands already played the songs we were gonna play, but - it's a bummer, right? - but we're gonna play them anyway.
playing Destiny 2 because it was free
of course they'd make the lovable idiot character a huntard
a what now?
who shot who in the what now?
Remember that butt thing? You know, the thing with the butt?
arnold wasn't allowed to voice himself in the german dub of the terminator because the german director thought his austrian accent sounded too "effeminate"
really makes you think, about what i'm not sure
>>422
he dies in the xpac if that helps
(not really a spoiler since they decided to blare it all over in marketing for the xpac and you'll find out the moment you look it up even in passing)
this mouse has a really satisfying sound when i slam my fingers down on the puttons
>>428
i got spoiled by the search engine, man!
i don't really care about most of the characters, though i think it's cute that the li'l drone buddy sounds like he has a crush on the crashed ship's AI.
>>430
i mean, who wouldn't. she's glados but without the resting bitch voice
>>431
oh yes, that might be frightening in a human being, but in fiction it is a done hyper moe 2(?)-in-1 deal, where you got both the bubbly cheerleader and the goth gf / 30something OL ready to remove your soul in bed.
can't stand being at home but i have nowhere to go
kitana kitana kitana kitan mortal kombat i'll see you mañana
I really love balsamic vinegar.
a watched clock never boils
>>433,436
At times like these, I have found it helpful to nonetheless push myself to overcome my fear of people bothering me and not doing useful work to find places of mundane beauty and inspiration where people aren't likely to go out of their way to bother me, like the library, a medium-hipstery store, or the gymnasium.
80% of the benefits of being hiki without the health problems from being completely cooped up.
It's time to go.
Oh.
the legion was pretty gay tbh, they modelled themselves on rome in more ways than one. that's seen in dialog from multiple npcs, some of which you need the homoperk to see so it's kinda understandable that you wouldn't see it if you were playing a "kill all the gays" run, but still
personally i appreciate that new vegas let me play as a literal gay retard, it's the first time i've ever truly been able to play as myself in an RPG.
Gannon joins you if you're either gay or retarded so I assume that makes him your literal love slave.
what would you call something that's like a reverse tautology, i.e. a statement that invalidates itself through
for example
"no one drives in New York, there's too much traffic"
people use "very unique" to mean "extra special" and that pisses me off
but it also pisses me off that you can't write it off as a completely invalid phrase because it can be interpreted as "truly one-of-a-kind"
granted, this is why some writing advice in certain contexts strongly discourages "very", "really", "actually", etc. in the first place, since most uses thereof are not the kind that add any denotational meaning to the statement given
actually i am just hungry, i try not to be an angry person
people really need to be properly taught the difference between an intensifier and an intensity modifier
Bleeping out swear words in porn would be kinda funny.
>>456
Antinomy (typo), but you're right in specifying that it is specifically a form of statement rather than an element of logic
>>457
Ah, yes, I must admit I probably came across it and then forgot it almost completely, which might be more shameful than never having come across it.
In my defense, I got my logic from the engineering department and not the philosophy department, so I was thinking in terms of rhetoric (which I self-study every now and then because I'm the sort of boring shit who gets more enjoyment out of reading dictionary citations than out of most actual literature).
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
Meeting someone who obviously grew up on 4chan and thinking, "there's a good chance I called you a faggot 10 years ago"
I kinda coasted earlier this term and let my group do most of the work (which up to now has been the opposite of my approach in school) and I do feel kinda bad about it, but now they're actively removing my contributions right before the deadline and I'm pretty irritated.
Like they've literally gone in twice now and deleted my section.
Readded it with less than a minute to go and resubmitted. It's on an external website, though, and although Canvas grabs a snapshot the first time a URL is submitted, it doesn't look like it did the second time. They can go back and delete it again after the fact now for the same effect, as long as it's before it gets graded.
Come on, all I need is a 33% on this and I'm 100% satisfied. We never have to talk to each other again. Not that you talked to me at all about this, before or after shutting me out.
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>>458 there's not really "swear words" as we'd think of the concept in english, in japanese. being rude in japanese is a matter of using informal verb endings, addressing people by informal/familiar pronouns etc. 5 year olds say kuso and chinpo and whatnot and it's not really that weird.
large hardon collider
Whenever I see this thread I think I'll post the first thing that comes to my mind, but it's always something like "cunt piss dick shit".
>>464
Group projects always suck. I had to make the actual thing work in the last 2 weeks (it was a whole-term project) because Chinese Dave promised he'd take care of most of it and his "friend" would help him (i.e. he got someone to lift some prior art off the streets of Shanghai and then do a crappy mechanical translation from C++ to Java, which obviously wasn't going to run).
OH ALSO I had to delete two pages of waffle that Drugs Guy put in and then explain that a "hacker" manually altering RAM was neither feasible nor a practical concern for some crappy university project.
you say canola
i say rapeseed
ur political corecctness gone mad
But maybe if I take more drugs things will be better.
>>471
the name wasn't really changed because of the plant being called "rape" though but because it's a specially bread cultivar that produces much better cooking oil. previous rapeseed oil tasted nasty, was mildly toxic and was mainly used as an industrial lubricant
>>467
It's always the weirdest thing to explain. People love hard and fast rules for something as complex as human language; y'know, that thing where usage of a very simple grammatical point could take like one page of explanation and another page of examples to actually give you the picture. "Words are the daughters of earth, and things are the sons of heaven." (Sammy J gon squint at me for that one)
There are terms of abuse which should often get translated to swears but you can show them on TV no problem as long as it's in the right time slot (and boy howdy does Asian TV have tantrums that put Donald Duck to shame). There are un-PC/fukinshin words that do get censored, but they are exactly that, not swears like some idiots claim.
They inconsistently do the p0n0s and vag00 thing, though. AFAICT that has to do with the equally inconsistently enforced porn laws. I mean, even they can't explain that shit.
>>470
The excuse I always hear for group projects is that it prepares you for working on teams in the real world, but in any company worth working for, the incompetent people don't get hired in the first place.
"Ad closed by Google"
No, you just replaced it with an ad for yourselves. Give me my screen space you smug fucks.
if you do it raw that will basically make you homos
welp, rip tumblr
>>475
judging from internet complaints, very few companies could possibly fit that qualifier
of course, there are the more physical jobs where if someone is incompetent, he dead. perhaps this is the true loss to society from economic transition.
today I got my first SS on a 3-star map
my performance went to shit after that, but that's kinda how it be
>>480
True enough, in my personal experience plenty of incompetent people get hired, although I've never been forced to work with them. They usually just harmlessly surf the internet all day and collect a paycheck while I do the real work. Even then, most days I can finish everything in a few hours and spend the rest of my day mindlessly browsing the net or reading ebooks.
Occasionally I am tasked with fixing one of the incompetent people's code, in which case it's usually easiest to just throw it all out and start over from scratch, which at least gives me something to keep me occupied for a few days.
>>475
If you only hired competent people the end result would be a product only competent people can use. In the coding world this is useless, no javascript would be produced and virtual machines would disappear from the market space. Not hiring mostly complete tools would obviate the entire sales pitch of Rustlang, obviously this kind of hiring practice is toxic to the coding industry at large.
can we talk about how tim cook looks like an old lesbian
he looks like once his workday is finished he's going to go home and open a bottle of red wine and watch the gilmour girls with his cats for the 98th time
Geocities bans adult content to get that sweet app store revenue.
Wait I mean tumblr.
When ill comapnies ever learn that no one gives a fuck about their shitty app, certainly not enough to ban literally the only remaining content on your site.
I still don't get what that guy's deal with Atlanta was.
> If you only hired competent people the end result would be a product only competent people can use
I don't get it. Isn't this exactly false?
>>488
He was being facetious, also I recommend not pressing any further, this conversation probably leads to somewhere shitty
>>488
If you only hire people who know what they're doing they'll work under the assumption that people in general know what they're doing. Nothing produced this way can have mass appeal because people don't want Death at a Funeral (UK) they want Death at a Funeral (US) with Tyler Perry and a laugh track. You'll end up with something like DQN here, instead of a trash heap of barely functional JS like tiktok. The market cannot abide by sensible decisions made via a rational thought process to produce a working product, it needs self driving cars that run node.js to actuate machine learning on the market this quarter.
Under the moon, loli to loli.
>>493
Fidget Cubes and glass beading drive the economy, this is a sign of highly competent people being part of the work force?
so what crypto are you guys investing in?
vc: webe
cryptofascism
Put your lolis on the blockchain, store your lolis in my butt.
>You'll end up with something like DQN here, instead of a trash heap of barely functional JS like tiktok.
so a trash heap of barely functional perl? lol
> welp, rip tumblr
I am more worried that this will lead to RIP Pixiv
perhaps Japan will find a way, tho
>>500
apparently. it's age locked to 17+ which I guess tumblr wasn't willing to do in fear it would erase their users (even more than banning porn did)
i mean i guess theoretically the preteens there can still post sfw sprite edits of danganronpa characters dabbing and tell each other to kill themselves for being cis
"Synthpop - Topic
Recommended videos for you"
I object to that
Saw a little girl of maybe 8 or 9 years old struggling to control a big fluffy white dog on a leash that probably weighed twice what she weighed. It pulled her over into the grass a couple times and every time she'd stand back up and indignantly yell "Jasper, heel!"
it was cute as hell, felt like a scene from a manga or something.
Am I thinking anything anymore?
Thinking about thought is probably the most real thought possible
It does, however, mean that you are not very tanasinn at all.