[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#31] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 20:51

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9224 08:21

Meeting someone who obviously grew up on 4chan and thinking, "there's a good chance I called you a faggot 10 years ago"

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 07:44

I kinda coasted earlier this term and let my group do most of the work (which up to now has been the opposite of my approach in school) and I do feel kinda bad about it, but now they're actively removing my contributions right before the deadline and I'm pretty irritated.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 07:46

Like they've literally gone in twice now and deleted my section.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 08:08

Readded it with less than a minute to go and resubmitted. It's on an external website, though, and although Canvas grabs a snapshot the first time a URL is submitted, it doesn't look like it did the second time. They can go back and delete it again after the fact now for the same effect, as long as it's before it gets graded.

Come on, all I need is a 33% on this and I'm 100% satisfied. We never have to talk to each other again. Not that you talked to me at all about this, before or after shutting me out.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:10

>>463 I reckon you should stab 'em in the leg

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:27

ƒuƒŒƒCƒ€!

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 13:50

>>458 there's not really "swear words" as we'd think of the concept in english, in japanese. being rude in japanese is a matter of using informal verb endings, addressing people by informal/familiar pronouns etc. 5 year olds say kuso and chinpo and whatnot and it's not really that weird.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 14:39

large hardon collider

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 19:21

Whenever I see this thread I think I'll post the first thing that comes to my mind, but it's always something like "cunt piss dick shit".

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 19:45

>>464
Group projects always suck. I had to make the actual thing work in the last 2 weeks (it was a whole-term project) because Chinese Dave promised he'd take care of most of it and his "friend" would help him (i.e. he got someone to lift some prior art off the streets of Shanghai and then do a crappy mechanical translation from C++ to Java, which obviously wasn't going to run).
OH ALSO I had to delete two pages of waffle that Drugs Guy put in and then explain that a "hacker" manually altering RAM was neither feasible nor a practical concern for some crappy university project.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9225 21:03

you say canola
i say rapeseed
ur political corecctness gone mad

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 00:22

But maybe if I take more drugs things will be better.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 00:22

>>471
the name wasn't really changed because of the plant being called "rape" though but because it's a specially bread cultivar that produces much better cooking oil. previous rapeseed oil tasted nasty, was mildly toxic and was mainly used as an industrial lubricant

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 03:01

>>467
It's always the weirdest thing to explain. People love hard and fast rules for something as complex as human language; y'know, that thing where usage of a very simple grammatical point could take like one page of explanation and another page of examples to actually give you the picture. "Words are the daughters of earth, and things are the sons of heaven." (Sammy J gon squint at me for that one)

There are terms of abuse which should often get translated to swears but you can show them on TV no problem as long as it's in the right time slot (and boy howdy does Asian TV have tantrums that put Donald Duck to shame). There are un-PC/fukinshin words that do get censored, but they are exactly that, not swears like some idiots claim.

They inconsistently do the p0n0s and vag00 thing, though. AFAICT that has to do with the equally inconsistently enforced porn laws. I mean, even they can't explain that shit.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 05:48

>>470
The excuse I always hear for group projects is that it prepares you for working on teams in the real world, but in any company worth working for, the incompetent people don't get hired in the first place.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:03

"Ad closed by Google"
No, you just replaced it with an ad for yourselves. Give me my screen space you smug fucks.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:11

if you do it raw that will basically make you homos

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 07:17

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 08:06

welp, rip tumblr

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 09:03

>>475
judging from internet complaints, very few companies could possibly fit that qualifier

of course, there are the more physical jobs where if someone is incompetent, he dead. perhaps this is the true loss to society from economic transition.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 09:10

today I got my first SS on a 3-star map

my performance went to shit after that, but that's kinda how it be

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 13:02

>>480
True enough, in my personal experience plenty of incompetent people get hired, although I've never been forced to work with them. They usually just harmlessly surf the internet all day and collect a paycheck while I do the real work. Even then, most days I can finish everything in a few hours and spend the rest of my day mindlessly browsing the net or reading ebooks.

Occasionally I am tasked with fixing one of the incompetent people's code, in which case it's usually easiest to just throw it all out and start over from scratch, which at least gives me something to keep me occupied for a few days.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 14:33

>>475
If you only hired competent people the end result would be a product only competent people can use. In the coding world this is useless, no javascript would be produced and virtual machines would disappear from the market space. Not hiring mostly complete tools would obviate the entire sales pitch of Rustlang, obviously this kind of hiring practice is toxic to the coding industry at large.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 16:35

>no javascript would be produced

oh god yes

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 17:00

can we talk about how tim cook looks like an old lesbian

he looks like once his workday is finished he's going to go home and open a bottle of red wine and watch the gilmour girls with his cats for the 98th time

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 18:43

Geocities bans adult content to get that sweet app store revenue.
Wait I mean tumblr.
When ill comapnies ever learn that no one gives a fuck about their shitty app, certainly not enough to ban literally the only remaining content on your site.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 19:10

I still don't get what that guy's deal with Atlanta was.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 20:53

>>483

> If you only hired competent people the end result would be a product only competent people can use

I don't get it. Isn't this exactly false?

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 21:49

>>488
He was being facetious, also I recommend not pressing any further, this conversation probably leads to somewhere shitty

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:08

>>489
True, it does sound like a proglodyte.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:22

>>488
If you only hire people who know what they're doing they'll work under the assumption that people in general know what they're doing. Nothing produced this way can have mass appeal because people don't want Death at a Funeral (UK) they want Death at a Funeral (US) with Tyler Perry and a laugh track. You'll end up with something like DQN here, instead of a trash heap of barely functional JS like tiktok. The market cannot abide by sensible decisions made via a rational thought process to produce a working product, it needs self driving cars that run node.js to actuate machine learning on the market this quarter.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:51

Under the moon, loli to loli.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 22:54

>>491
I'm sorry but are you off your rocker?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:02

>>493
Fidget Cubes and glass beading drive the economy, this is a sign of highly competent people being part of the work force?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:05

so what crypto are you guys investing in?

vc: webe

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:07

cryptofascism

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:10

Put your lolis on the blockchain, store your lolis in my butt.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9226 23:59

>You'll end up with something like DQN here, instead of a trash heap of barely functional JS like tiktok.

so a trash heap of barely functional perl? lol

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 00:20

> welp, rip tumblr

I am more worried that this will lead to RIP Pixiv

perhaps Japan will find a way, tho

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 00:32

>>499
Does pixiv even have an appstore app?

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 01:46

>>500
apparently. it's age locked to 17+ which I guess tumblr wasn't willing to do in fear it would erase their users (even more than banning porn did)

i mean i guess theoretically the preteens there can still post sfw sprite edits of danganronpa characters dabbing and tell each other to kill themselves for being cis

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 18:24

"Synthpop - Topic
Recommended videos for you"

I object to that

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 18:59

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9227 22:39

Saw a little girl of maybe 8 or 9 years old struggling to control a big fluffy white dog on a leash that probably weighed twice what she weighed. It pulled her over into the grass a couple times and every time she'd stand back up and indignantly yell "Jasper, heel!"

it was cute as hell, felt like a scene from a manga or something.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 00:13

Am I thinking anything anymore?

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 00:40

Thinking about thought is probably the most real thought possible

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 02:09

It does, however, mean that you are not very tanasinn at all.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 02:41

of all the things i am good at, i am not good enough to get hired doing it

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 02:57

For whatever dumb reason, I've put off listening to Art Tatum for many years. And let me tell you, absolutely no amount of reading and hearing people talk about how ridiculously good he was will fully prepare you for the actual experience of hearing how ridiculously good he was.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 14:55

I wonder if anyone has ever masturbated while thinking of me.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 15:55

cumfarting thoughts

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 15:59

Gratitude is riches and complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 16:32

iOSys

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 17:08

maintenance dude sprayed bug spray all over the part of the floor where I sit at my computer and right next to my cat's water bowl

also I'm pretty sure he noticed the dildo and lube sitting on my bed

whatever

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 18:06

that probably sounds like i'm being pretty nonchalant about the health of my cat but actually i washed out the water and food bowl and moved them away from where he sprayed once he left

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 18:17

Sexy sexy nonchalance

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 19:04

Alright, so you're nonchalant, quit rubbing our noses in it.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 19:58

rub my nose in bug spray ooh yea

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 20:14

How is vocal fry so annoying? I'd be more annoyed by sounding like an American in the first place.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 20:32

>>510
If you want me to I can right now.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 21:08

>>520
Please do. Be sure to tell me about it in detail, too.

522 Name: vc: gouging : 1993-09-9228 22:28

>>513
IOSYS put out a music video this year, a medium-low catchy song about -squint- reuploads and pirates and not getting money from songs and how what people say and what they really think (tatemae and honne) are different.

Not the first time they did a piece about a sobering production reality but damn

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 23:09

though, i think it was more a tongue in cheek message that they have a music channel that they've been uploading to like mad this year, but like a lot of struggling labels' music channels, it has astonishingly few views and is buried by THE ALGORITHM

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 23:12

one last all-nighter to finish it off, wish me luck

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 23:29

>>522 What's it called?

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9228 23:43

Ganbatty >>524!

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 01:21

Hotelconcierge has some good insights but his writing style is insufferable.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 01:37

>>526
sankyuu

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 02:36

>>525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1gY817x-Dw
Hidden God Matara feat. TAMAONSEN

(it is not known for sure what, if anything, ƒ}ƒ^[ƒ‰ is a reference to, so I'm regarding as safe the idea that it is just Matara's name with an artificially elongated vowel)

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 02:44

Well, I guess ”ι is better translated as "secret", since the subtitle has the English word "hidden" in it. I have that kind of problem when posting [right now] thoughts.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 14:07

How does Speccy work?

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 14:35

>>531 it's a wrapper for uname -a

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 16:27

So mad a popular game became free

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 23:13

Your drone, once airborne, will utilize advanced artificial intelligence to seek out the nearest and hardest obstacle to crash into. Once this has occurred, please purchase a replacement.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9229 23:57

Seize the means of cute

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 00:23

sad boys in the snow

vc: deazz

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 01:32

key lime lacroix, yeah boyeeeee

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 08:38

The idea that there is only one aesthetic for ass is a DANGER TO AMERICA

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 14:15

very handsome moth, I'd let him date my daughter

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9230 18:18

the whole "goddess mystique" thing is my least favorite part of new age feminism

just wash your fetid gash, christ women aren't the only ones expected to shave and bathe, how is that the patriarchy's fault

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 00:59

Now you're learning.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 01:05

this message brought to you by
the letter L
gang

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 20:22

Tárringa

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9231 22:25

Oh, the pain.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 01:30

bunch of normies t-posing followed by suddenly, dekapai

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 01:52

i'm trans-wog, i demand the EU respect my identity and let me live and work in naples

god i'm so fucking cold

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 02:06

my theory: earth is both flat and hollow

it's like a big jelly donut but instead of jelly it's filled with aliens

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 02:54

I have been peeing all day.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 07:22

>>548
You might be pregnant.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 08:37

gordon ramsay, who thought he was torrenting a sub: IT'S RAWWWWW

gordon ramsay, taking the suggestion of a friend: finally some good fucking anime

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 08:44

Miku concert in a conference hall = disappointing

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 12:08

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­ƒSƒSƒSch

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 12:25

FUCK

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 19:40

[VSAF] [VAF] [VGH]

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 21:42

dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 21:50

i just deleted a bunch of stuff i saved off image boards circa 2014ish because some of it was really depressing.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9232 21:51

Winning chess feels really fucking good.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 02:20

why are there so many bird touhous

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 05:01

want winter to be over but also don't because i'll be 25 years old holy shit when did i become so ancient my brain is still 12

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9233 05:53

>>558
lots of bird youkai, i guess

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