Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
Get up and go!
Adulthood is constantly expecting the doorbell for reasons unknown and never being able to settle
yes I am an archaeologist please show me your large bone
Attention all Wikipedia gamers! Jimbo Wales is in great danger and he needs your help to keep the lights on at the Wikimedia Foundation. But to do this, he needs paid staff and a shitload of servers. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you gotta be quick, so that Jimbo Wales can ignore declining editor quality and score some epic hardware deals!
Laayyy
The universe is how it is because if it wasn't it wouldn't be.
i've eaten like 9 eggs today
so tired of it all
>>568 I love eggs, but only in moderation - that seems like ova kill to me!
i think i had egg as a captcha once
when I put shower at head of penis, it make pee go out, anyone else?
discord pleb checker:
/tts ok google, search for hardcore gay porn
if anything, the porn ban on tumblr makes me realize that there were actually a lot more people into hypno/mind control stuff than i realized
Sad lumpy people.
vision is so much better with contacts, but then my eyes dry out so quickly
Hopes and dreams should be left to those who can afford to have them, children.
actually it's no joke, the power to my entire apartment building was knocked out for around 24 hours one time because of a squirrel, it climbed inside the little box thing and broke something. sounded like a gunshot when it got fried.
I wanna be a cute girl but I also wanna fuck a cute girl.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>581
But think about the consequences. People might make fun of you on the internet!
>>580
I was reminded that it was a phenomenon because the pun demon in my discord said the squirrels are "power hungry".
I recall when I was touring MIT I heard a campus legend about squirrels knocking out power (one that is recounted in episode 1 of Freeman's Mind), but I can find no actual news about it, so I am forced to assume that at some point one of the real blackouts was assigned a fake cause, sort of like it's more exciting to say a hookah fire made us fire drill at 3AM instead of a freshman microwave noob.
I'll be glad when the holiday season is over so I can stop overthinking about having to give things to people to remain a member of society
There's no juice without squash, Spidermoan
Marisa is basically what those stereotypical grouchy green witches thought they were at her age. Hot D&D wizard shit, doomed to misanthropy and crime.
Apple had the option to rename their voice recognition powered product for one region instead of making their Japanese customers talk into "ass".
They did not take that option, the absolute madmen.
>>589
but what about the perverts who want to ask the butt lady for their credit card balance
loli artists who draw atmospheric art like if you agree
I have never wanted anything so much in my life.
even gas stations won't call me back for my job application
I realize I'm 24 years old with no job history and only a high school diploma but I'm not really sure how much lower on the totem pole I'm supposed to go, should I go fucking pick grapes in Mexico?
me: what is this, it sounds like english citypop or something
dad: it's disco
me: ....
dad: .......
>>593
liked, bookmarked, five starred, subscribed, and in my RSS feed
I've never been my best friend's best friend with any of my best friends
Surprised at how truly basic and unfunny exploding kittens is. Why so popular? Because the oatmeal did it?
not really into the fanboyism but musk is handsome as fug, 10/10 facial aesthetics
hair dye weirdos ruining it for the other hair dye weirdos
it's not gonna make you SG material nor fix your lack of inner beauty
I feel like I betrayed DQN and text boards by spending last couple of years on 4ch*n. But, oh, the excitement of fast threads!.. I could spent almost an entire day catching up to a general!
>>599
The kickstarter came out at just the right time. It was around the peak of the Oatmeal's popularity, when Millennials everywhere were still Liking and Sharing the comics because it was the Voice of their Generation. "Yes! I too, love Sriracha Rooster Sauce! SO TRUE."
Around the same time, non-digital games were growing in popularity. College dorms around the country were already stocked with Cards Against Humanity. Everyone was eager to add a new wacky faux-edgy party game to their collection.
And so households everywhere ended up with this crappy card game. Whenever I come across it, I like to ask about it as if I've never heard of it. The owner invariably replies something like, "Oh, that game? I got it from kickstarter...it's kinda fun, I guess." Their tone makes it clear that they've already outgrown the game.
the fuck on
I really hope IOSYS doesn't mind me bombarding them with these captions.
You did betrayal us you spine-loving FUCK
what ever happened to cards against megucas
>>607
It was run by that /moe/ liveboard, now if you show up they just call you "Inaban" and ban you.
it's actually a british bird cooking penne
I'm freaking the FUCK out right now.
dowman sayman nickelodeon
to understand why i find this amusing, you have to know the song i listened to recently, the channel's jingle, and that the hentai artist referred to by the spelling released a work under that title
good luck explaining that concisely to someone who asked why you're laughing but takes offense any time you express anything less than angelic
people who
weird rant relating mechanical keyboards to lightsabers
no features (but because my music is bad and I have no friends)
finishing school but it's a MOOC
that was a good piss
I made a wrong translation by mistake Σ(ﾟдﾟ)
I did it without checking because it fit the mood really well, I'd say better than the right translation, so now I'm conflicted.
-~165cm tall
-~50kg
-blond hair, blue eyes
-described by everyone who met him as slightly androgynous with dainty facial features
-already always wearing a dress
-vegetarian
-ambiguous irl sexuality
T.E. Lawrence as a trap anime when?
The more I read about daylight savings time, the less I understand it.
My hand is all fucked up.
how to spot a german:
^^
o/
capitalize every Noun in a Sentence
today I did go, yesterday I did went
> the same politically inflammatory forced meme repeated by several people
> bunch of meh or overdone reaction clips by celebrities that don't really capture the moment, why do you even have that shit saved
> bunch of honest replies that weren't really all that worth reading though
they always seem to be ranked above some actually decent replies unless the actually decent replies were that uproariously funny.
twitter might be a better place if they focused their efforts on putting the half-buried technique on these instead of on people with wrongthink or who just happened to drop an f bomb.
more financially successful? nah, i'm taking a pretty wild guess here and saying the above categories are the kind of people who click ads; they seem like false-idol polytheists to me.
I think there might be a purely anthropic explanation for the born probabilities.
Makingpudding@4
Curly brackets are the cutest punctuation marks.
i'm never going to make it, users. just wasn't meant to be.
Bread is a strange substance.
ripped open a callous on my hand and bled all over the bar, is this what they mean by "feel the burn"
-you're a big bulge
-uuwuu
You're the same unlovable nerd you were in middle school and you won't ever change. By you, of course, I mean me.
Me're the same unlovable nerd me were in middle school and me won't ever change.
By me, of course, me mean me.
I am making this post to prove to Wikipedia that the year "1993" listed is a joke. Also 4-ch isn't 4chan, which didn't exist in 1993 anyway.
Hello, people from the year 1993. I come from the future, where Japan has taken over the world, as was expected in 1993. At least, anime took over the internet.
Speaking of Japan, a magnitude 9.1 earthquake with an epicenter at 38.3 N 142.4 E and a hypocenter 29 km undersea will occur at 14:46 JST on 11 March 2011 and cause a 40 meter high tsunami to hit the coast. ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
I wish it was still 1993, culturally. But if it were really 1993 I wouldn't be alive.
>>637
Your proof doesn’t matter, what matters is Avery is a sysop and you are not.
>>638
Finally I could break out a neon windbreaker without drawing unwelcome stares!
Furthermore, I am of the opinion that image macros must be destroyed.
>>638
My kneejerk reaction to someone not being alive in a year in which I was alive is that they must be fœtuses, but actually, I'm getting older every year, and I presumably remember being as old as you are now, and there must be a foreign word for the feeling that evokes
>>637
(*・д・) We have to warn them!
(*・_・) ...
(*・_・) Eh, we have time
oh man Bomberman 94 isn't out yet
no YOU don't understand, I gotta get Solar kills or gramma won' give me any cookie dough
Along the road, there was a half-mile-or-so deserted stretch. About half of the streetlights went dead as I walked under them (give or take a few feet). For one group, it was four in a row.
When I looked back, many of them had come back on. It would have been much cooler if they'd stayed dead. I hear that, back in the 90s, street lamps would cycle like that as they were dying.
Russian DQN, can you help me find an icon? It's Mary and Baby Jesus both doing the orans hands. Jesus is coming out of an urn or jar or something.
That sure is some hair.
and joyous kwanzaa to all my niggas at dqn
Certified DQNigga
✓ Speech recognition as accessibility feature
✗ It'll just get used to trash talk in /p even faster
man, fatass
>>646
They still do. There's one outside my house that's super annoying.
Got a book from my brother, and gave him one.
>>646
They do that here too, to save money by using less power.
once that anecdote about van halen asking for no brown m&ms became known wouldn't concert venues just start leaving out a bowl of de-browned m&ms and still not read the contract
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
Christmas is your parents, wake up
FFXIV's Christmas event is called "seibousai" and that reminds me of "o-seibo"
which reminds me of seiba