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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9184 20:51

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 02:23

hehe, balzac

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 03:34

>>751 oy-row

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 04:45

You have died bitter and alone.
RETRY?
Yes <
No

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 07:57

I desperately crave intimacy but don't like being around 98% of people
I suffer from a constant low-level melancholy, even when things are going well, that I have trouble elucidating
I don't express myself very well, I have trouble putting words to the sensations I'm feeling
I'm aloof and clingy at the same time, like a cat that only wants attention when you're trying to sleep or do work
I feel like I don't have hobbies or interests anymore.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 08:40

I thought it asinine that a lot of the few bad grades I had in grade school were because I forgot to attach my name and got a 0, but despite its unfairness, it was one of the more practical lessons they intentionally taught.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 13:31

bahamut desu

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 13:48

I don't think I'll be getting the refurbished PC that I ordered.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 20:33

fuckity fuck fuck fuck
fuck
ahh.. fuck

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 21:40

just got a nintendo switch

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 21:56

just started babysitting a wii u and hoo boy is it the vista of nintendo consoles

the zelda game is fun though even though it obviously can't cope half of the time

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9260 23:15

>>761
Haha bro nice fag impression
Up top bro

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 01:19

port 4-ch to switch

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 02:01

To "piss off a shitstain"

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 03:35

>>768 y-yeah of course

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 04:17

>Andrew put your order in the oven at 11:10 pm

hey thanks guys

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 05:37

"i'm mentally retarded but i choose my own wardrobe"

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 10:28

fuck i have to wake up early tomorrow

waking up with an alarm feels like being punched in the face, with all the lingering effects too

it's fucking terrible

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 14:01

oh please please cure me eirin

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 15:54

>少女元気で世界は平和!」超絶かわいいあの娘と

god I'm like 3 words into the synopsis and that already sounds fucking terrible, isn't the market for this kinda stuff saturated enough already?

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 16:38

>>761
I could easily say me too to all of this shit but somehow I feel like it applies to most everyone on here as well, so I won't say it.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 16:44

>>777
me too

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:03

>>777
>>778
I've had periods when I felt like >>761-kun, but right now I'm doing ok. Vonnegut had some good advice:

>And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'

It's one thing to think, "I hate my life, I'll never be happy." It's another to remember, "wait a minute, I was happy last week, when the sun was out and that stranger smiled at me." If you make a habit of noticing your happiness, you have something to fall back on when you're feeling hopeless.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:54

So that's what “alway renber happy day” means.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 17:57

>>776
See, that's what I was wondering around the time nearly everything turned into milking the moebuta. I had no idea how far this would go.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 18:58

osu gf

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 19:05

catch me on the bureau of labor statistics cutting my forearm

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9261 22:19

Winter is the worst season.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 05:28

because it's winter

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 07:30

> try a language proficiency test meant for ESL people for shits and giggles

fuck me, i understood what was said perfectly, but the distinctions they want you to draw on these standardized tests can get way too subtle. the correct answer could be more than one of these options depending on how much of a rat's ass the listener gives, or how good they are at small talk kind of thinking, etc.

not terribly different from reading comprehension sections of standardized tests i took in grade school, though. i always either got 95-100% or ~75%, not much in-between. it was always like you were trying to outsmart the test-maker instead of just understanding what the freakin words do or don't say.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 08:28

>>786
in a way it was an appropriate preparation for bureaucratic life

winter is always the worst season. it's not the cold, although that also sucks, but the lack of sunlight (and the sun is weak as shit for the limited time when it is out)

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 11:12

>>777 Not me, but I am rooting for you all! If you want to enjoy life and JUMP in the air, then LEAP INTO SPACE DQN-KUN!

Captcha: ci

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 15:07

ONE FILESYSTEM UNDER GOD

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 15:10

If I leave grapes instead of magazine clippings on top of the suitcase, is that a 'pataphor?

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 15:28

I've been programming every day since the 90s and I still suck at it

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 16:22

>>789
ZFS!

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 18:51

>>792
ricerfs, the once and future data eater, faster-except-not-really, powered-by-souls filesystem

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 21:59

HA HA HA RELATABLE

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9262 22:06

post malone ergo propter malone

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 01:43

someday we'll all be rich
someday i won't listen to you bitch

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 03:39

coding in the 90s

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 04:07

I'm taking a pirate taxi because i was too weak to say no but i at least negotiated an ok rate

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 14:23

Just cut the number of genres in my music library from 302 to 227! There were a bunch of inconsistent hyphens, and also some overly-specific self-tagged bozos. Sorry chump, just because you haven't heard something like that before, you don't get to declare yourself a pioneer of some new microgenre.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 15:46

>>800
I have preferred tagging to genres, I like being able to sort things out by those oddly specific connections. The part I don't like about tagging, of course, is that you never really end up with the complete categorization, just more tagging to do.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 16:53

>>800
I should do the same, but JAV instead of music.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 17:58

some nights i stay up wondering if prequelmemes is the way george lucas really intended for adults to enjoy those movies or just a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 18:46

>>787
now that i think about it, yeah, that's kinda what filling out tax forms feels like.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 19:40

this board is supposed to be viewed with mona fort right

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9263 23:11

Permanent brain damage!

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 05:49

woke up sad

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 09:20

mood

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 11:34

Go- gorilla! Go-go-gorilla gogogo! Gorilla! Go-go-gorilla!

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 11:56

( ・ω・) >>805 only sometimes!

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 12:10

then woolen sweateren hasen shrunken

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 12:27

still sad but also horny

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 12:29

the crab rave has a very 90s demo feel to it

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 19:01

when i type 'p-' in the address bar the first suggestion is pornhub and the second suggestion is pizza hut

so that should tell you everything you need to know about me

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9264 22:42

Utada Hikaru ft. Skrillex

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 06:36

i lost in clue by making a false accusation

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 10:02

I feel like I connect to this shy catgirl maid on a spiritual level.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 11:36

norm mcdonald had a farm

N

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 13:21

she's just a cartoon character voiced by a computer program. she can't touch my soul like this

♪( ´θ`)ノ tsuzutte, tsuranete, atashi ga sono kotoba wo sakebu kara 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9265 19:07

Just cleared like 30 notices that Windows will not give me notices while I game. Thanks?

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 04:41

2 weeks on a cesspit of an imageboard,
1 week using discord and I'm already burnt out.
How do I filter information efficiently?

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 05:01

Should I sign up for the 401(k)?

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 05:37

>>822
You're not authorized to.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 06:29

gaymu wa
tomodachi

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 09:50

my nails are a bit dirty and overdue for a clipping, which is weird because I've been a habitual nail-biter most of my life and made no particular effort to stop

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 10:18

>>819
guh I feel like I recognize those words but can't quite place the song

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 11:40

>>826
hint 1: sounds a lot like Black Rock Shooter, same artist
hint 2: it was his swan song as a vocaloid producer (albeit he did one commission later)
hint 3: the theme word is "garakuta" (scraps, trash), hence the title and the totally-not!WALL·E pushing all this junk around in the PV

bonus: those two verbs both have a definition meaning "to arrange words" (as in a poem) and the immediate context makes that the most applicable interpretation. but the meaning goes deeper than that, as the other definitions mean that they could apply to mending scraps / organizing junk (patch and line up), the actual process of using vocaloid (spelling words alphabetically and lining them up on a piano roll), or (with a lot of stretching) people doing things in unison.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 15:16

(# ゚Д゚) FUCK i lost another hook to mom's TV

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9266 17:05

>>828
I forgot that TV can also mean television and not crossdresser.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 07:12

i won a game of clue for the first and second time tonight

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 07:33

>>830
play return of the obra dinn, it's like clue if there were 60 suspects and you also had to identify the murder victim

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 08:37

feels weird to let my brain dissolve into "me caveman, me only want to breed"

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 09:10

fitness tip: after masturbating, eat your cum to conserve precious zinc

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 10:32

vc: slutt

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 14:40

pizza is an open-faced sandwich
masculine vagina
touhou is a roguelike

dehumanise yourself and face to poststructuralism

836 Name: vc: yode : 1993-09-9267 15:23

just as kek-kaku

TN: kekkaku means tuberculosis

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 16:15

they won't find me in here

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 16:18

How droll.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 20:22

struck by the poignant post-modernism of ringtone 41

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 21:24

My contacts are making me dizzy

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 23:59

The true horror of ice.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 13:19

> her name is Peni Parker

you know, it's allowed to ask someone who knows japanese whether your OC's name is a good idea, right?

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 13:55

a master carries out

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 16:51

bunions are not bunny onions

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 18:13

gender equality is wanting girls to dominate me

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 23:41

I remember things.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 02:36

Using horse shampoo to attract horse girls!

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 06:39

>>840
Now I felt like I almost ripped out my cornea as I was pulling out my lense. Truly contacts are the dark souls of prescription glasses

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 12:48

Seals are basically dog mermaids.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 13:21

Penis ain't that bad...

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 14:46

melanistic serval

nigga that's sugoi

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 15:57

Hello, how to filter information efficiently? Don't filter me out, pls!!

>>851
Kuroneko fucking pwns how much sugoi it is
https://youtu.be/5_wFvSI6lUQ

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 16:14

wedding vows in english are surprisingly non-standard

most of them don't even use "i do" a response

(annoying translation, i am not close to a wedding, i'll have you know i cry myself to sleep at night)

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 16:18

doke doke doke

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 18:06

>>852
just walk away from the screen
like
close your eyes
haha

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 18:45

>>853
"I will" is more standard in the UK, as in, as in response to "Will you fuck this person tonight?"

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9269 22:52

tfw people default to their painfully fake idea of shakespearean in translations to convey any antiquated language

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