Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
I desperately crave intimacy but don't like being around 98% of people
I suffer from a constant low-level melancholy, even when things are going well, that I have trouble elucidating
I don't express myself very well, I have trouble putting words to the sensations I'm feeling
I'm aloof and clingy at the same time, like a cat that only wants attention when you're trying to sleep or do work
I feel like I don't have hobbies or interests anymore.
I thought it asinine that a lot of the few bad grades I had in grade school were because I forgot to attach my name and got a 0, but despite its unfairness, it was one of the more practical lessons they intentionally taught.
bahamut desu
I don't think I'll be getting the refurbished PC that I ordered.
fuckity fuck fuck fuck
fuck
ahh.. fuck
just started babysitting a wii u and hoo boy is it the vista of nintendo consoles
the zelda game is fun though even though it obviously can't cope half of the time
port 4-ch to switch
To "piss off a shitstain"
>Andrew put your order in the oven at 11:10 pm
hey thanks guys
"i'm mentally retarded but i choose my own wardrobe"
fuck i have to wake up early tomorrow
waking up with an alarm feels like being punched in the face, with all the lingering effects too
it's fucking terrible
oh please please cure me eirin
>少女元気で世界は平和！」超絶かわいいあの娘と
god I'm like 3 words into the synopsis and that already sounds fucking terrible, isn't the market for this kinda stuff saturated enough already?
>>761
I could easily say me too to all of this shit but somehow I feel like it applies to most everyone on here as well, so I won't say it.
>>777
>>778
I've had periods when I felt like >>761-kun, but right now I'm doing ok. Vonnegut had some good advice:
>And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'
It's one thing to think, "I hate my life, I'll never be happy." It's another to remember, "wait a minute, I was happy last week, when the sun was out and that stranger smiled at me." If you make a habit of noticing your happiness, you have something to fall back on when you're feeling hopeless.
So that's what “alway renber happy day” means.
>>776
See, that's what I was wondering around the time nearly everything turned into milking the moebuta. I had no idea how far this would go.
osu gf
catch me on the bureau of labor statistics cutting my forearm
Winter is the worst season.
because it's winter
> try a language proficiency test meant for ESL people for shits and giggles
fuck me, i understood what was said perfectly, but the distinctions they want you to draw on these standardized tests can get way too subtle. the correct answer could be more than one of these options depending on how much of a rat's ass the listener gives, or how good they are at small talk kind of thinking, etc.
not terribly different from reading comprehension sections of standardized tests i took in grade school, though. i always either got 95-100% or ~75%, not much in-between. it was always like you were trying to outsmart the test-maker instead of just understanding what the freakin words do or don't say.
>>786
in a way it was an appropriate preparation for bureaucratic life
winter is always the worst season. it's not the cold, although that also sucks, but the lack of sunlight (and the sun is weak as shit for the limited time when it is out)
>>777 Not me, but I am rooting for you all! If you want to enjoy life and JUMP in the air, then LEAP INTO SPACE DQN-KUN!
Captcha: ci
ONE FILESYSTEM UNDER GOD
If I leave grapes instead of magazine clippings on top of the suitcase, is that a 'pataphor?
I've been programming every day since the 90s and I still suck at it
>>792
ricerfs, the once and future data eater, faster-except-not-really, powered-by-souls filesystem
HA HA HA RELATABLE
post malone ergo propter malone
someday we'll all be rich
someday i won't listen to you bitch
coding in the 90s
I'm taking a pirate taxi because i was too weak to say no but i at least negotiated an ok rate
Just cut the number of genres in my music library from 302 to 227! There were a bunch of inconsistent hyphens, and also some overly-specific self-tagged bozos. Sorry chump, just because you haven't heard something like that before, you don't get to declare yourself a pioneer of some new microgenre.
>>800
I have preferred tagging to genres, I like being able to sort things out by those oddly specific connections. The part I don't like about tagging, of course, is that you never really end up with the complete categorization, just more tagging to do.
some nights i stay up wondering if prequelmemes is the way george lucas really intended for adults to enjoy those movies or just a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
>>787
now that i think about it, yeah, that's kinda what filling out tax forms feels like.
this board is supposed to be viewed with mona fort right
Permanent brain damage!
woke up sad
mood
Go- gorilla! Go-go-gorilla gogogo! Gorilla! Go-go-gorilla!
then woolen sweateren hasen shrunken
still sad but also horny
the crab rave has a very 90s demo feel to it
when i type 'p-' in the address bar the first suggestion is pornhub and the second suggestion is pizza hut
so that should tell you everything you need to know about me
Utada Hikaru ft. Skrillex
i lost in clue by making a false accusation
I feel like I connect to this shy catgirl maid on a spiritual level.
norm mcdonald had a farm
N
she's just a cartoon character voiced by a computer program. she can't touch my soul like this
♪( ´θ｀)ノ tsuzutte, tsuranete, atashi ga sono kotoba wo sakebu kara 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。
Just cleared like 30 notices that Windows will not give me notices while I game. Thanks?
2 weeks on a cesspit of an imageboard,
1 week using discord and I'm already burnt out.
How do I filter information efficiently?
Should I sign up for the 401(k)?
gaymu wa
tomodachi
my nails are a bit dirty and overdue for a clipping, which is weird because I've been a habitual nail-biter most of my life and made no particular effort to stop
>>819
guh I feel like I recognize those words but can't quite place the song
>>826
hint 1: sounds a lot like Black Rock Shooter, same artist
hint 2: it was his swan song as a vocaloid producer (albeit he did one commission later)
hint 3: the theme word is "garakuta" (scraps, trash), hence the title and the totally-not!WALL·E pushing all this junk around in the PV
bonus: those two verbs both have a definition meaning "to arrange words" (as in a poem) and the immediate context makes that the most applicable interpretation. but the meaning goes deeper than that, as the other definitions mean that they could apply to mending scraps / organizing junk (patch and line up), the actual process of using vocaloid (spelling words alphabetically and lining them up on a piano roll), or (with a lot of stretching) people doing things in unison.
(# ﾟДﾟ) FUCK i lost another hook to mom's TV
>>828
I forgot that TV can also mean television and not crossdresser.
i won a game of clue for the first and second time tonight
>>830
play return of the obra dinn, it's like clue if there were 60 suspects and you also had to identify the murder victim
feels weird to let my brain dissolve into "me caveman, me only want to breed"
fitness tip: after masturbating, eat your cum to conserve precious zinc
vc: slutt
pizza is an open-faced sandwich
masculine vagina
touhou is a roguelike
dehumanise yourself and face to poststructuralism
just as kek-kaku
TN: kekkaku means tuberculosis
How droll.
struck by the poignant post-modernism of ringtone 41
The true horror of ice.
> her name is Peni Parker
you know, it's allowed to ask someone who knows japanese whether your OC's name is a good idea, right?
a master carries out
bunions are not bunny onions
gender equality is wanting girls to dominate me
I remember things.
Using horse shampoo to attract horse girls!
>>840
Now I felt like I almost ripped out my cornea as I was pulling out my lense. Truly contacts are the dark souls of prescription glasses
Seals are basically dog mermaids.
Penis ain't that bad...
melanistic serval
nigga that's sugoi
Hello, how to filter information efficiently? Don't filter me out, pls!!
>>851
Kuroneko fucking pwns how much sugoi it is
https://youtu.be/5_wFvSI6lUQ
wedding vows in english are surprisingly non-standard
most of them don't even use "i do" a response
(annoying translation, i am not close to a wedding, i'll have you know i cry myself to sleep at night)
doke doke doke
>>853
"I will" is more standard in the UK, as in, as in response to "Will you fuck this person tonight?"
tfw people default to their painfully fake idea of shakespearean in translations to convey any antiquated language
>>857
I myself am a steadfast imitator of Sir Thomas Urquhart's masterful translations of the works of Rabelais.
> With this Thaumast, with great toil and vexation of spirit, rose up, but in rising let a great baker's fart, for the bran came after, and pissing withal very strong vinegar, stunk like all the devils in hell. The company began to stop their noses; for he had conskited himself with mere anguish and perplexity. Then lifted he up his right hand, clunching it in such sort that he brought the ends of all his fingers to meet together, and his left hand he laid flat upon his breast. Whereat Panurge drew out his long codpiece with his tuff, and stretched it forth a cubit and a half, holding it in the air with his right hand, and with his left took out his orange, and, casting it up into the air seven times, at the eighth he hid it in the fist of his right hand, holding it steadily up on high, and then began to shake his fair codpiece, showing it to Thaumast.
(TL note: "conskite" means "to splatter with feces")
it took me an embarrassingly long time to understand that "let them eat cake" didn't mean "gosh, give them some of our cake if they're so hungry" but "LOL poorfags why don't they have cake instead"
>>859
there are so many problems with the quote that of course we've all heard it
>>860 didn't she actually say brioche and not cake? I've also heard that she may not have even said it at all and that it was all republican propaganda.
shaved my butt and balls and put some lotion on them, so fucking smooth oh man I can't stop touching them
>>861
I just skimmed wikipedia, Rousseau attributed that phrase to a "great princess" in his autobiography but it may have not being said at all, because apparently he made some stuff up, but not all of the stuff, so who knows, it is a mystery.
My hair is just terrible.
Oh my God.
Think, don't feel and you'll be:
Meow
you: chugging sad bitch juice
me: sippin on lean
dragon quest non-stars
Espeon: No Problem Atall
Think pretzel, and you'll be One Delicious Step Closer to a Healthy Lifestyle™
Downloading The Kanji volume 3
i got an important phone call while i was on the toilet...
soft hands, but callused fingers
number one way to spot a gay bodybuilder
what a ｇｒａｎｄ ｉｎｔｏｘｉｃａｔｉｎｇ ｉｎｎｏｃｅｎｃｅ
I went to the beach with some friends only to realize that what I really want to do right now is sit alone at home navel gazing
>>875 ...or someone who plays a stringed instrument, or a seamstress
it's always Kaiba's turn
>>875
I think there may be a more obvious tell that someone is a body builder apart from the hands but I dunno.
Catching cold and... windiness at the same time is the worst. You either suffer from a clogged nose or a terrible stench. Open a window to let some fresh air in, and suddenly it's uncomfortably chilly, aggravating the muscle pain. Double points when snot "captures" the smell in the nose and you suffer from both.
>>883 get well soon buddy
yeah when that smell is physically lodged in your nose, you can wash it out all you want, it'll still linger in your miiiiind
"Acknowledgement" is a weirdly long word. It doesn't feel like it should be as long as it is.
"Do you ever get lonely?"
"You know, I got lonely once as a kid and it just sort of stuck."
>>885
You're not wrong? 4 of those 15 letters don't represent a sound in "proper" speech of the past 2 or so centuries, the kind of diction in which we'd expect the word to appear. 3 if we insist the silent e matters and should stay (e.g. to indicate soft g). That still leaves 20% of it as bullshit. Furthermore, it is 30 minims wide, and removing said 3 letters, which account for 7 of them, would mean the word is approximately 23.3% bullshit in the typical proportional font.
I shall leave aside how "know" won out over "wit", or "w" over "ƿ", or other simple coulda-beens whereby we might have had less unwieldy-looking constructions.
Why are GPUs so expensive?
They say the fatter you are, the quicker you lose weight, and boy oh boy I've never dropped those weights quicker.
oversized hoodie with no shirt is actually comfy as fuck
>>892 that always made me extra itchy, are you in possession of some ancient laundry secret!?
slowpoke.jpg congratulations to beatmario and amane on getting married, two of the most pleasant voices i've ever heard and yet you never betray your geek roots, y'all are 100% legends
now that i think about it, i went to four different elementary schools
Hello, moon.
real women curve spacetime because that is a property of matter but i thought the classy thing to do was not mention it
I stay up past 1 and the incel thoughts bubble up, just like clockwork
I just wish I was normal
"Normals!? They brought nuclear death to us all. This will be the age of mutants."
Going to sleep and getting up at a reasonable hour isn't that awful, but I miss the 3am sudden burst of motivation.
youuu fucking gamer
gray ham line man
I can't admit I like ika musume without people thinking I'm some weird pedophile, so I won't.
My body may die but I will live on as an anonymous dude online who was really into denpa!
beginning to understand ZUN's actual sense of humor
I'm not a fanfiction kind of guy, but if I was, I'd write Charlie's Chocolate Factory.
>In Xylocoris maculipennis, after a male traumatically inseminates another male, the injected sperm migrate to the testes. (The seminal fluid and most of the sperm are digested, giving the inseminated male a nutrient-rich meal.)
hot
Dress me up like a gay superhero
I'm not very good at this...
/img/ is gone? Oh well.
>>913
Confound it, where will I get my CP (and more importantly, my Liru) from now?
Also, as I believe they say beyond the wall, "hispa kek."
an unfortunate fact about those relatively unknown oekakis and image boards, the, ah, "wrong crowd" has a serious penchant for finding such things and going it's free real estate.webm
cute vampire who gets her sustenance from transubstantiation
>>913,917,918
yeah between the pedo spam and the weird russian drunkposter and the randoms who wandered in from facebook, nothing of value lost
tfw no big dick goth bf
imageboards are just so unuseable these days, everyone is so angry and needlessly hostile all the time
like did you really need to call someone a "fucking clueless nigger retard" in a conversation about spaghetti?
I am a bird.
what happened to the youtube middle aged lady who did animations in carrara with weird synth voices
Хэлло эверинян
goth vegan gastropub called "soy division"
>>927 some fuckers in scotland already took my idea but they went out of business
sounds like an opportunity
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.
>>929 unpopular opinion: rock music was never good, it's only prevalent due to an odd combination of boomer nostalgia and anglo chauvinism
now drop that bass like it's liu bei's son
Me: "胸熱", huh, that's a hard one to check all the boxes in translation nuance-wise. let's see if a better writer has a solution
Citation from Japan Patent Office: IMPLEMENT FOR LASER THERMAL WELDING IN THORACIC AORTIC VEIN
Me: perfect
>>924
I assumed you're talking about madcatlady, aka wendyvainity. She's still actively posting videos. https://www.youtube.com/user/wendyvainity/videos
> thought there is money in comics
jonah jameson's condescending laugh.lul
>>929 I know this is ancient kopipe, but it makes the mistake of assuming the ideal goal that rock music strives for is to be regarded as "a serious art" when it's actually foundationally about the opposite - letting your primal self take over and losing yourself in the moment, going wild and getting fucked up. Since the days of the Beatles, other music styles have appeared for this purpose, whether it was disco or house or trance or dubstep or whatever, and in all cases it's a bit silly to view them as the "serious art" efforts they were not intended as, no matter how timeless a tune it might be.
Saying that, the Beatles really did change a lot with their later albums, from a young band playing rhythm 'n' blues rockers to opening their third eyes and making double albums overloaded with musical ideas. They opened the door (no pun intended) for that shift to AOR that desolated the 70s - after Sgt. Peppers (and also Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys) suddenly everyone wanted to make flabby overwrought timeless albums for the critics. And if that never happened, there'd have been nothing to burn down when the punks came along to return to the spirit of rock 'n' roll. And without that dying breath that punk brought, we wouldn't have got to the REAL interesting stuff the post-punk scene brought to the table.
>"the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band
The Beatles were talented, and significant, and very influential, but the same things have been said about the Velvet Underground, the Smiths and Radiohead
>>936
I think you're wrong in the sense of purpose The Beatles placed into their music. The aim evidently goes beyond just mere sensorial enjoyment, else they wouldn't have bothered searching for technical innovations of the art form if they weren't yearning for some sort of transcendence from traditional rock and roll. The psychedelic themes are also a huge hint here, transcendental spirituality was the goal all along. Lifting the soul to reach some sort of higher truth, I guess.
That is also why punk is so antithetical to whatever the beatles did, they reject spiritual truisms and religious navel-gazing and fully embrace the grit and pathos of the real, modern world and incorporated it into their music. You're right here when saying that punk couldn't have existed without the beatles though, an opposition movement couldn't have being given birth without something to oppose
Anyway, I like the copypasta because it's made by the same guy that called a fucking eurobeat ripoff called dubi dubi doo or some shit "a demented dance-pop anthem" and that's hilarious
>>933
Yeah! That's her alright, I can't believe she's still making videos.
1) image search 神主様
2) ZUN is on the first page of results
imagine having that kind of power
Sad and anxious.
>>939 Sorry, I wasn't very clear, that's what I meant when talking about their later stuff - their early stuff was simpler rock 'n' roll and covers in the vein of their rock 'n' roll and blues heroes, and then later (after Paul died ;) ) they got more inventive and adventurous, aiming for something higher, as you say. I'd also say it wasn't so much "The Beatles" that punk rebelled against, but the whole flabby AOR dinosaur scene that the Beatles made way for - by the time of the proper mainstream punk explosion, the Beatles had been gone for nearly a decade. A lot of proto-punk bands you could say were doing the same kind of thing as the Beatles did when they were starting out as well.
>eurobeat ripoff called dubi dubi doo or some shit
Is it Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)?
Do you like me?
Out of pure curiosity, are there any girls here?
>>948 Everyone in my sorority lurks here on the reg, we love you cheeky dorks <3 Hi ladies!
[Help] The stocks in my portfolio keep going up! (´･ω･`)
Lost of postcards say "post card" on them.
Yeah, uh, I was about to mistake this for an envelope, you did me a real solid there.
>>948 I'm sure there's a few, as a matter of pure statistics. I remember bps saying once that this place actually has a lot more users/lurkers than you'd think, so mathematically there's probably at least a couple girls in there. Plus I think we're more tolerant and less aggressive and hostile here than the people on most imageboards.
I do find it funny how used to the idea of "no girls on the internet" we are that like 100 posts previous to this one there's someone talking about that feel when no boyfriend and wanting to suck dicks and everyone just assumes as a matter of course that it's a gay dude instead of a straight girl.
translating "medieval"-mode japanese is a trip, and i'm not just talking about the difficulty of understanding it.
it was an actively used literary register for a significant few decades of what is called "modern", so going all "forsooth" may be actually wrong instead of just probably a bad choice.
>>948
Yes, I'm a girl, although I avoid mentioning it for obvious reasons. As far as I know there aren't any others here.
>>948
I wish I was one (in the old-fashioned, not transsexual way) but I'm not.
I need to get dicked down and assslaped while I bite the pillow and moan holy fuck
thinking of doing some virtual streamer shite but i don't actually do interesting shit anymore
ﾉｫｫ━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( ﾟ)━( )━(ﾟ )━(дﾟ ；)━(ﾟдﾟ；)━━ｯ!!!!
Minor soft spot for the goth love interest characters in shitty tween animations
You know the ones
Just today, I'm feeling quite good and happy.
oh god pin me down by the neck like a cat in heat and fuck me til I get butt pregnant and die of dehydration
>>965
i only know the ones from the ones i've seen, but i think i catch your drift
>>969
In Maie whan euery harte floryſhith & burgenith for as the ſeaſon ys luſty to be holde and comfortable ſo man and woman reioyſyth and gladith of ſomer commynge w't his freyſhe floures
For wynter wyth hys rowȝe wyndis and blaſtis cauſyth luſty men and women to cowre and to ſyt by fyres
drugs undeniably make me act like an asshole and it seems like the winning strategy here is just to avoid them. but it's not easy
>>970 I think there's a term for it, it's like a deliberate choice to use one of only a couple of archetypes for that character
Also that girl with the dildos brings my confirmed woman count on this site to a grand total of... 1
We're going to build a board
And Mexico is going to pay for it
There should be a messageboard for monks. By entering, you agree to follow their vows. There's a vow of silence, so posts with text are rejected unless they perfectly match certain hymns or prayers at certain times of the day. There's a vow of selflessness, so no names or emails, either. No images, because icons are distracting.
Mods are among us
Mods are a mongoose
>>974
I'm actually kind of disappointed that it was a girl all along ordering the dildos tbh.
Nongoose
Before the thread ends I would like to draw attention to >>395 and that pose.
I am suck.
i did it boiz
i cleared a 5 star map
It guess it's fitting, fighting a Rathalos with Pikachu
I hope everyone partook in the Great BBW weekend. You have one month to submit your results.
Show me some FUCKING hair
I love it when you blow your nose as you're recovering from a cold, and the mucus is thick and green from the bad stuff getting expelled, but even better is when you also snort a lot of powder the night before so there's also red blood and clumps of powder in the thick green snot, idk it just looks nice and is really satisfying
the whom
self care is coming home and being greeted by the smell of the pot roast you put on before you left, taking a deep sniff and saying "aww, thanks babe"
Tension.
shits been broken for 10 years now man, pretty sure fixing it would involve making some heavy fundamental modifications to kareha itself
honestly 4-ch should just be migrated over to phpbb at this point, it couldn't possibly make the site any worse and would have retro becauseitswinter chic
my (Japanese) coworkers had a long discussion about the term 'DQN' and its history as net slang at lunch today
god fine you weenies i'll do it, im gonna put something stupid in the title though
