Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
>>857
I myself am a steadfast imitator of Sir Thomas Urquhart's masterful translations of the works of Rabelais.
> With this Thaumast, with great toil and vexation of spirit, rose up, but in rising let a great baker's fart, for the bran came after, and pissing withal very strong vinegar, stunk like all the devils in hell. The company began to stop their noses; for he had conskited himself with mere anguish and perplexity. Then lifted he up his right hand, clunching it in such sort that he brought the ends of all his fingers to meet together, and his left hand he laid flat upon his breast. Whereat Panurge drew out his long codpiece with his tuff, and stretched it forth a cubit and a half, holding it in the air with his right hand, and with his left took out his orange, and, casting it up into the air seven times, at the eighth he hid it in the fist of his right hand, holding it steadily up on high, and then began to shake his fair codpiece, showing it to Thaumast.
(TL note: "conskite" means "to splatter with feces")
it took me an embarrassingly long time to understand that "let them eat cake" didn't mean "gosh, give them some of our cake if they're so hungry" but "LOL poorfags why don't they have cake instead"
>>859
there are so many problems with the quote that of course we've all heard it
>>860 didn't she actually say brioche and not cake? I've also heard that she may not have even said it at all and that it was all republican propaganda.
shaved my butt and balls and put some lotion on them, so fucking smooth oh man I can't stop touching them
>>861
I just skimmed wikipedia, Rousseau attributed that phrase to a "great princess" in his autobiography but it may have not being said at all, because apparently he made some stuff up, but not all of the stuff, so who knows, it is a mystery.
My hair is just terrible.
Oh my God.
Think, don't feel and you'll be:
Meow
you: chugging sad bitch juice
me: sippin on lean
dragon quest non-stars
Espeon: No Problem Atall
Think pretzel, and you'll be One Delicious Step Closer to a Healthy Lifestyle™
Downloading The Kanji volume 3
i got an important phone call while i was on the toilet...
soft hands, but callused fingers
number one way to spot a gay bodybuilder
what a @@
I went to the beach with some friends only to realize that what I really want to do right now is sit alone at home navel gazing
>>875 ...or someone who plays a stringed instrument, or a seamstress
it's always Kaiba's turn
>>875
I think there may be a more obvious tell that someone is a body builder apart from the hands but I dunno.
Catching cold and... windiness at the same time is the worst. You either suffer from a clogged nose or a terrible stench. Open a window to let some fresh air in, and suddenly it's uncomfortably chilly, aggravating the muscle pain. Double points when snot "captures" the smell in the nose and you suffer from both.
>>883 get well soon buddy
yeah when that smell is physically lodged in your nose, you can wash it out all you want, it'll still linger in your miiiiind
"Acknowledgement" is a weirdly long word. It doesn't feel like it should be as long as it is.
"Do you ever get lonely?"
"You know, I got lonely once as a kid and it just sort of stuck."
>>885
You're not wrong? 4 of those 15 letters don't represent a sound in "proper" speech of the past 2 or so centuries, the kind of diction in which we'd expect the word to appear. 3 if we insist the silent e matters and should stay (e.g. to indicate soft g). That still leaves 20% of it as bullshit. Furthermore, it is 30 minims wide, and removing said 3 letters, which account for 7 of them, would mean the word is approximately 23.3% bullshit in the typical proportional font.
I shall leave aside how "know" won out over "wit", or "w" over "ƿ", or other simple coulda-beens whereby we might have had less unwieldy-looking constructions.
Why are GPUs so expensive?
They say the fatter you are, the quicker you lose weight, and boy oh boy I've never dropped those weights quicker.
oversized hoodie with no shirt is actually comfy as fuck
>>892 that always made me extra itchy, are you in possession of some ancient laundry secret!?
slowpoke.jpg congratulations to beatmario and amane on getting married, two of the most pleasant voices i've ever heard and yet you never betray your geek roots, y'all are 100% legends
now that i think about it, i went to four different elementary schools
Hello, moon.
real women curve spacetime because that is a property of matter but i thought the classy thing to do was not mention it
I stay up past 1 and the incel thoughts bubble up, just like clockwork
I just wish I was normal
"Normals!? They brought nuclear death to us all. This will be the age of mutants."
Going to sleep and getting up at a reasonable hour isn't that awful, but I miss the 3am sudden burst of motivation.
youuu fucking gamer
gray ham line man
I can't admit I like ika musume without people thinking I'm some weird pedophile, so I won't.
My body may die but I will live on as an anonymous dude online who was really into denpa!
beginning to understand ZUN's actual sense of humor
I'm not a fanfiction kind of guy, but if I was, I'd write Charlie's Chocolate Factory.
>In Xylocoris maculipennis, after a male traumatically inseminates another male, the injected sperm migrate to the testes. (The seminal fluid and most of the sperm are digested, giving the inseminated male a nutrient-rich meal.)
hot
Dress me up like a gay superhero
I'm not very good at this...
/img/ is gone? Oh well.
>>913
Confound it, where will I get my CP (and more importantly, my Liru) from now?
Also, as I believe they say beyond the wall, "hispa kek."
an unfortunate fact about those relatively unknown oekakis and image boards, the, ah, "wrong crowd" has a serious penchant for finding such things and going it's free real estate.webm
cute vampire who gets her sustenance from transubstantiation
>>913,917,918
yeah between the pedo spam and the weird russian drunkposter and the randoms who wandered in from facebook, nothing of value lost
tfw no big dick goth bf
imageboards are just so unuseable these days, everyone is so angry and needlessly hostile all the time
like did you really need to call someone a "fucking clueless nigger retard" in a conversation about spaghetti?
I am a bird.
what happened to the youtube middle aged lady who did animations in carrara with weird synth voices
V|| ruy~~
goth vegan gastropub called "soy division"
>>927 some fuckers in scotland already took my idea but they went out of business
sounds like an opportunity
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art.
>>929 unpopular opinion: rock music was never good, it's only prevalent due to an odd combination of boomer nostalgia and anglo chauvinism
now drop that bass like it's liu bei's son
Me: "ΉM", huh, that's a hard one to check all the boxes in translation nuance-wise. let's see if a better writer has a solution
Citation from Japan Patent Office: IMPLEMENT FOR LASER THERMAL WELDING IN THORACIC AORTIC VEIN
Me: perfect
>>924
I assumed you're talking about madcatlady, aka wendyvainity. She's still actively posting videos. https://www.youtube.com/user/wendyvainity/videos
> thought there is money in comics
jonah jameson's condescending laugh.lul
>>929 I know this is ancient kopipe, but it makes the mistake of assuming the ideal goal that rock music strives for is to be regarded as "a serious art" when it's actually foundationally about the opposite - letting your primal self take over and losing yourself in the moment, going wild and getting fucked up. Since the days of the Beatles, other music styles have appeared for this purpose, whether it was disco or house or trance or dubstep or whatever, and in all cases it's a bit silly to view them as the "serious art" efforts they were not intended as, no matter how timeless a tune it might be.
Saying that, the Beatles really did change a lot with their later albums, from a young band playing rhythm 'n' blues rockers to opening their third eyes and making double albums overloaded with musical ideas. They opened the door (no pun intended) for that shift to AOR that desolated the 70s - after Sgt. Peppers (and also Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys) suddenly everyone wanted to make flabby overwrought timeless albums for the critics. And if that never happened, there'd have been nothing to burn down when the punks came along to return to the spirit of rock 'n' roll. And without that dying breath that punk brought, we wouldn't have got to the REAL interesting stuff the post-punk scene brought to the table.
>"the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band
The Beatles were talented, and significant, and very influential, but the same things have been said about the Velvet Underground, the Smiths and Radiohead
>>936
I think you're wrong in the sense of purpose The Beatles placed into their music. The aim evidently goes beyond just mere sensorial enjoyment, else they wouldn't have bothered searching for technical innovations of the art form if they weren't yearning for some sort of transcendence from traditional rock and roll. The psychedelic themes are also a huge hint here, transcendental spirituality was the goal all along. Lifting the soul to reach some sort of higher truth, I guess.
That is also why punk is so antithetical to whatever the beatles did, they reject spiritual truisms and religious navel-gazing and fully embrace the grit and pathos of the real, modern world and incorporated it into their music. You're right here when saying that punk couldn't have existed without the beatles though, an opposition movement couldn't have being given birth without something to oppose
Anyway, I like the copypasta because it's made by the same guy that called a fucking eurobeat ripoff called dubi dubi doo or some shit "a demented dance-pop anthem" and that's hilarious
>>933
Yeah! That's her alright, I can't believe she's still making videos.
1) image search _εl
2) ZUN is on the first page of results
imagine having that kind of power
Sad and anxious.
>>939 Sorry, I wasn't very clear, that's what I meant when talking about their later stuff - their early stuff was simpler rock 'n' roll and covers in the vein of their rock 'n' roll and blues heroes, and then later (after Paul died ;) ) they got more inventive and adventurous, aiming for something higher, as you say. I'd also say it wasn't so much "The Beatles" that punk rebelled against, but the whole flabby AOR dinosaur scene that the Beatles made way for - by the time of the proper mainstream punk explosion, the Beatles had been gone for nearly a decade. A lot of proto-punk bands you could say were doing the same kind of thing as the Beatles did when they were starting out as well.
>eurobeat ripoff called dubi dubi doo or some shit
Is it Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)?
Do you like me?
Out of pure curiosity, are there any girls here?
>>948 Everyone in my sorority lurks here on the reg, we love you cheeky dorks <3 Hi ladies!
[Help] The stocks in my portfolio keep going up! (L₯Φ₯`)
Lost of postcards say "post card" on them.
Yeah, uh, I was about to mistake this for an envelope, you did me a real solid there.
>>948 I'm sure there's a few, as a matter of pure statistics. I remember bps saying once that this place actually has a lot more users/lurkers than you'd think, so mathematically there's probably at least a couple girls in there. Plus I think we're more tolerant and less aggressive and hostile here than the people on most imageboards.
I do find it funny how used to the idea of "no girls on the internet" we are that like 100 posts previous to this one there's someone talking about that feel when no boyfriend and wanting to suck dicks and everyone just assumes as a matter of course that it's a gay dude instead of a straight girl.
translating "medieval"-mode japanese is a trip, and i'm not just talking about the difficulty of understanding it.
it was an actively used literary register for a significant few decades of what is called "modern", so going all "forsooth" may be actually wrong instead of just probably a bad choice.