[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 04:41 [No]

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 05:13 [No]

Sharks aren't even mammals, you imbecile.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 05:17 [No]

okay, but shark girls are hawt

well the hawt ones are hawt

i'm just horny okay

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 07:21 [No]

favorite 2hu artist tweeted that his ass was bleeding and hasn't said anything since

I hope he's ok

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 07:55 [No]

on the other hand 2019 is wild

his own mother probably doesn't even know his ass is bleeding but some NEET american on the other side of the world at 3 am does and wished him well for it

fuckin bonkers mates

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 10:17 [No]

>>4 とある船長の肛門破壊

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 11:18 [No]

>>2
Suck the man milk straight from my massive shark dick

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 11:35 [No]

Bad thread title >>1 you're such a DQN XD

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 12:31 [No]

>>7 p-present it owo

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 14:34 [No]

I shouldn't have read the lyrics to Deadly Valentine, it was better when it was a french lady singing in unintellegible english.

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 15:40 [No]

mercury reminds me of fuyu mo machinegun

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 17:00 [No]

Say what you want about PC gaming, but I shouldn't risk cutting myself when assembling fucking consumer-level electronics, what the shit. At least I didn't bloodied up the motherboard.

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 17:33 [No]

>>12
Lord Carmack demands blood sacrifice as tribute in exchange for a consistent 120 FPS.

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 20:09 [No]

> YouTube
> uTu
> heyyyyyyyyyyy what's up it's ya boy fr00t snax uTu

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 21:42 [No]

notices influencer owo whos this

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 22:06 [No]

>>12
Heatsink?

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9282 23:56 [No]

Perhaps.

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 00:11 [No]

thelististructure

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 00:17 [No]

er, thelitistructure
wish 'super' would fit in there somehow

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 01:06 [No]

THANOS CAR

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 02:36 [No]

http://tanasinn.info/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/TheSuperMagnesium&offset=&limit=500

has there ever been anyone so devoted to poorly documenting history and geography on an abandoned comedy wiki no one reads?

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 03:48 [No]

>>21 the SAoVQ link is now a spam blog that looks like some effort was put into it... unless you look at the logo spelling it "secre tarea", which is a style of DADDYCOOL THE VIPPE Rbut then I checked around and it's not an easter egg, guess we didn't payhim enough :(

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 03:53 [No]

If SAoVQ had become a member of the United Nations and appointed members to key positions, DADDYCOOL could have been the secretariat of VIP quality.

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 04:10 [No]

I have spent entirely too much effort today trying to figure out how to pirate a game from 2004. Can't find a keygen and think it's reasonably unlikely someone ever made one. The one serial I found is most likely only compatible with the initial version, which I can't find; if I set the system clock to when the serial is valid (which is before the findable version was released), the registration part will confirm that it's valid and accept it, then when that dialog box is closed the game will yell a rejection message and quit. I'm not quite 1337 enough to get any useful information out of a disassembly, and not rich enough to have the really nice tools for poking at things.

/shrug

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 04:51 [No]

>>24 I tried being 1337 enough several times throughout my life, I think by now I've sour-grapes'd myself into facing a reality that there are good reasons there aren't really that many people who can do anything meaningful with disassembled code.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 05:36 [No]

HEY HEY HEY

I'M A MAN WEET A PLAHN

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 11:03 [No]

Let's get FUCKED UP!

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 11:52 [No]

sad
lonely
broke
and now also freezing

falling asleep in a snowbank with a bottle of everclear doesn't sound so bad anymore

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 12:41 [No]

so what I'm getting is that if I want to get laid I have to learn to pretend to enjoy alcohol

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 13:46 [No]

>>16
not sure, i was just suddenly bleeding

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 14:55 [No]

I deserve this.

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 15:50 [No]

gay porn looking like a renaissance painting

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 17:48 [No]

I want to start a shoegaze band

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 18:56 [No]

God why is my nose hair so FUCKING itchy? Does no one else experience itchy nose hair??

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 19:18 [No]

I hear nice things about radare2

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 19:30 [No]

>>34
Do you like pulling the closest to nostrils out with your fingers?

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 20:05 [No]

Microsoft doesn't indulge on masturbatory navel-gazing philosophical though experiments such as ship of theseus, so if you change your motherboard, it's a new computer and your license is not valid.

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 20:54 [No]

Anti-intellectualism as justification for being a capitalism apologist? That's a paddlin'

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9283 20:59 [No]

I realize now that was probably some form of irony

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 01:33 [No]

That tilde guy's site... what if it meant to be an allusion to "masturbate"?

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 01:37 [No]

>>34
omg I have this exact same problem.
it gets a little better if I trim it but it grows back pretty much instantly

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 01:44 [No]

> "youtube oncologist" is a thing
> and it shows up in my recommendations

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 02:00 [No]

calling my representative to advocate for euthanasia so that youtube, 4-ch, and other websites with terminal cancer can die with dignity

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 11:47 [No]

>>43 What makes you say 4-ch has terminal cancer?

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 13:18 [No]

open source gacha game

(an idea so cursed i'm considering touching it)

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 13:37 [No]

We must have a lot more users than I thought. Since I posted the illegal scam link yesterday my site got 140 unique visits, which is 140 more than normal.

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 15:11 [No]

a rimjob and a dinner

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 15:12 [No]

>>44
You're so toxic, it's worse than chemo.

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 16:16 [No]

why have john 3:16 at a sports game when you could have revelation (of john) 3:16 at a sports game

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 19:00 [No]

16 So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

vc: wow

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 19:42 [No]

>>43,48
You can just leave, you know.

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 20:34 [No]

>>51
Oh wow, now you're unironically toxic!

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 20:40 [No]

*fart*

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 20:46 [No]

>>52
Aren't you the same guy who decides to throw this exact tantrum, unprovoked, every couple of months? Just go away.

If not, please feel free to show me, random internet stranger, the error of my ways, so that I may cease poisoning you with my toxins.

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 21:26 [No]

Politely asking my cancer cells to leave my body before they kill me.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 21:26 [No]

You probably think that post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 21:29 [No]

>>54
The original toxic post was a joke, it's derived from the youtube oncologist post above. Nobody is toxic here, we hadn't got a single flamewar in months, we all love each other and we love you too.

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 21:31 [No]

All of you shut up or I'm saying his name three times in the mirror.

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 21:40 [No]

I kinda want one of those novelty tentacle dildos, but they're so expensive...

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 21:42 [No]

Properly detecting and conveying sarcasm through text is hard

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9284 22:27 [No]

hi i'm >>43 and a degree-holding website oncologist

youtube has aggressive, malignant cancer marked by periods of intense rage and an inability to control its bowels, while 4-ch has a slowly decaying tumor of the userbase that has caused it to fall into a near comatose state with just enough mental activity that its loving parents refuse to discontinue life support

hope that clears things up

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 01:03 [No]

As Oscar Wilde used to say, the only thing worse than being in a near-comatose state is not being in a near-comatose state, arf arf

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 01:22 [No]

for real though, I miss the time when youtube poops were good

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 01:48 [No]

This guy makes old-style youtube poops, and appears to be active. Last video was last week.
https://www.youtube.com/user/iteachvader/videos

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 01:57 [No]

Your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her.

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 02:33 [No]

You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 03:06 [No]

"I beg your pardon" is a correct way of saying it, isn't it?
Why do I have "I beg you a pardon" firmly lodged in my head?

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 03:06 [No]

MOTHERFUCK this is surprisingly hard

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 06:15 [No]

>>67
Is your name Mario Mario?

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 07:44 [No]

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 08:07 [No]

>>67

> In his essay "A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs", philosopher Donald Davidson suggests that malapropisms reveal something about how people process the meanings of words. He argues that language competence must not simply involve learning a set meaning for each word, and then rigidly applying those semantic rules to decode other people's utterances. Rather, he says, people must also be continually making use of other contextual information to interpret the meaning of utterances, and then modifying their understanding of each word's meaning based on those interpretations.[31]

AFAICT most study of how the brain and memory works since then has largely supported this argument. We are running around less with a dictionary in our heads, and more like poorly remembered versions of its citations.

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 15:06 [No]

>>69
eyyyyy are you a francesco from da italiano bistro, he makes da gooda calzone

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 21:08 [No]

printing hello world is so easy, it's just a matter of string->u8vector standard-output-port 1 dig port-write

also monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors

what's the problem

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 21:56 [No]

20 GOTO 10

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9285 22:12 [No]

I feel like using Tumblr makes me hate Jews more.

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