>>700 Yes, I mean what is the word I'm getting at, it's on the tip of my tongue - it's been bugging me since I first posted...
We have burned through this thread, I feel like it was made just yesterday.
I'm alive!
>>701 I mean, there's a "professional" (which seems to at least have the connotation you seek) who might be "eloquent" (able to explain related matter clearly in profound ways, which is usually a distinguishing mark of an expert opinion).
We could probably get you some pretty fine-tuned words if you said what you wanted to use it for.
Toy Story toys but they work like Fate servants
24 years old, i've been a shutin hikki neet for the past 6 years and i'm trying to fix my life
i have a job now and at least have a little bit of money sometimes, sometime soon i'll get a driver's license too
after that i have no fucken idea what i'm supposed to do, how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
i ask because dqn(and depression) has been basically the only constant in my life for those 6 years
> how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
Just go to community college, it's socially acceptable to recreate your highschool experience there.
> how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
Legally change your name to Boris von Horace. The more of us, the better.
Farts then gaslights
I wonder what's for April Fools Day.
fricken Oceania/East Asia, being in the future and shit
im squeeks
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APRLI FOOOLL!
Let's get sad.
Let's get mildly pleased instead.
I implore you, gent, let me through, for the gate won't budge. The gate won't budge! We are about to get annihilated!
How does IRC, of all things, shit me up the most? I could scream into a passing library and feel less like eating my own foot
Let's get mad.
Another day, another friend lost
way too many 4d's for me
patiently awaiting the day i can break out the "fuck me yourself, you coward" line on someone
dilemma: I baked cookies and brought them to work with the intention of sharing with coworkers but now I am feeling greedy and want to eat them all myself.
Now I must choose between deliciously unhealthy self-gratification or gaining esteem in the eyes of my fellow man.
is sending unwanted dick pics really that common
>>727
I suspect, based on the statistics of how much extramarital sex actually happens, it's more of a pareto / power law thing where like 80% of dudes will never do it, ~20% just have a distorted sense of what's classy with some portion of the top 1% being "why we can't have nice things"... and some statistically small handful are some absolute maniac outliers the police are hopelessly searching for as we speak.
My fish just finished reheating, so I've gotta go. I hope you have a happy holiday though. Guantanamo Bay is still open. Good night.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas~
Harmonic Simultaneous 4-day Hinomaru
Your flag is educated stupid. A flag will rotate around 4-corner symmetric metamorphosis.
Suffer with me.
Hot elf chicks that fetishize mortal men because they get all the wisdom and wrinkly old guy look and shit fast and then they die and you get another one
can't get sent unwanted dick pics if you want them all roll_safe_tapping_head.gif
got me there
Time worth wasting isn't time.
avengers is starting to feel more and more like poohadventures
>>725
i just saw that referenced on twitter, someone's going to beat you to the punch I'm sure.
>>738 you probably saw it referenced by me, i see twitter and the current thoughts thread as serving a similar function of jotting down random stream of consciousness shite and sometimes i post my current thought in both places tbh
or more like sometimes i forget what i posted where and it ends up on both
>>739,740
I suffer from choice paralysis whenever I have some kind of pithy thought and then must decide whether to post it on DQN, SAoVQ, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, or one of my many group chats...it's often hard to guess which audience will receive it best.
>>741
It sounds like you're sticking to the "one audience even though there's 0 crossover" rule. If so, we are in complete agreement even though it's pointless!
>>742
I wouldn't want my DQN friends to know I use Discord/etc.
>>742,743
Yeah, I'm always paranoid that there might be crossover, and that my carefully guarded anonymity will be destroyed. I especially hope nobody I know in real life or DQN ever finds my re**it account, it would be just too embarrassing.
In reality though, I seriously doubt anybody cares enough to notice. Or even if they did notice, they wouldn't give a shit.
sofaa kara tachiagare, sadame no senshi yo
putting the 'homo' in internet homogenity
the prostate is fucking magic boys you should try it
having dry orgasms back to back over and over for like 30 minutes before shooting gallons of cum in one spurt without even touching my dick is the closest thing i've had to a religious experience
I love how the "List of serial killers by country" page on Wikipedia tells you that the "List of serial killers in the United States" is on a completely separate page.
cute girl is a serial killer who just fucking murders you
>>748 You won't be able to resist doing it again and again, but then you'll regret it when you're trying to squeeze out that last nugget of poop each day
find yourself a nice jewish boy
i am a key
still thinking about that buldak 7 hours later
>>757
kurosawa's films were utter shit. i mean you just go to the theater, sit down and do nothing for 3 hours. the only bosses are the ticket lady (it's RNG whether she's surely) and maybe the ushers if you decide to jerk it out of boredom. zero difficulty. gamers were babies back in the '50s
>>751
I also enjoy Ericfs work: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=806359
Cute girl who tortures and mindbreaks your enemies.
Cute girl who drugs you and swaps your limbs with somebody else's.
Cute girl who's actually a cute ghost who likes to play innocent pranks on strangers but it turns out it freaks them out so the value of your house you were attempting to sell during a financial crisis plummets to pennies on the dollar and you end up killing yourself instead of suffering through poverty.
But how do I achieve the mythical prostate / dry orgasm?
stop and think
in middle school one of my friends picked up an abandoned note that said:
i still wonder wtf that was about
Look, dude, my butthole can kick the shit out of me. You'll have to do better.
Those odd nouns in fictional settings that seem to be halfway between a common noun and a proper noun so that they look kind of wrong both with and without capitalization.
sengoku but with american civil war people
cute girl who is a snake
endlessly amusing to me how "POS" is corporatese for "cash register"
>>773
just wait until you learn the two things ERP can stand for
FUCK
>>773-775
Virginia's standardized testing are called the S.O.L.('s); I never heard a single teacher not enunciate it as an initialism.
I can't imagine they didn't know....
>>777
well the alternative is the teachers saying stuff like "alright, children, it's time to take your souls"
>>778
There would have been no purpose to such disambiguation ά(€ )
Anime girls with big foreheads are really moe! Like Minase Iori, or Tainaka Ritsu (who has the added moe of being boyish). I wanna kiss Ricchan on her forehead! (In private, of course, Ifm not the sort of person who runs for president).
Cute girl whose forehead doubles as a hammer.
cute hammerhead shark girl with big ol shark tits
I feel like something that happened was that idiots stopped getting their info from the first paragraph of Wikipedia and started getting it from memes made by people with the same axe to grind.
not finding exhibitionism eromanga all that hot... and then remembering i kinda did that shit in middle school, which makes it even more puzzling
Unfathomable stupidity.
gaywalking
This sucks.
if you give it a name it dies
i am personally going to run over peepee the cat
DQN is actually DQN.
"If I get too much into it, you'll follow me, and sooner or later we'll have sex, or almost have sex, and then I'll freak out and beg you to marry me, and then you'll start comparing me to Kyuubey."
"Wait, what? I only did that once."
"Yeah, and I'm still not over it."
"Would you prefer I compare you to some other character?"
"One that isn't a soulless, emotionless, manipulative monster?"
Okay, I honestly didn't realize she'd taken it so personally. I had merely intended to point out her seeming preoccupation with forming a contract I don't feel is right for me at this time. That's it. But then tonight we had this conversation and, uh, that's the story of how she got the idea in her head to cosplay as Kyuubey and have me cosplay as a magical girl.
"i have an emotionally manipulative gf to have crossplay sex with and i'm still sad"
hey fuck you dude
making a big bowl of egg salad seems like a great way to use up old eggs but it's actually a great way to unwittingly eat 9 eggs in one sitting
jeez you buy ONE (ok more like four) dildo on amazon and suddenly your recommendations are full of skirts and epilators and programmer socks for the rest of eternity