[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:41

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
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#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 16:48

mexican friends making fun of me for using plastic lime juice ._.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 17:28

Why do so many people hate me?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 18:36

>>442
If you were brought up into the sunlight out of that vile place, if you were cleaned and fed and comforted, in that day and hour all the prosperity and beauty and delight of Omelas would wither and be destroyed.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 19:27

One of my lecturers worked on that JFK assassination simulator, where they had a cash prize if you could disprove the accepted story of what happened. They got a letter from the white house or something saying how disgusting it was, and they framed it and put it above the mantlepiece XD

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 21:41

on Tuesdays and Thursdays, i read the news. it's better than reading it every day... right?

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 22:15

>>444
The wikipedia article mentions Lieberman and Ted Kennedy's reactions, but IIRC the WH wasn't super jazzed about it either.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 03:10

chats moving so slow everyone will know im straight

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 03:29

awkwardly explaining that when i said i was crabby because i'm cutting i didn't mean my wrists i meant my diet

449 This post sucked.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 20:14

>>448
who even hears that and immediately assumes it's an egregious reference to self-harm and not one of the many other meanings of "to cut"

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 21:06

I didn't realize it until 4 hours into my shift, but I'm definitely sick and I want to die.
vc: back, because i want to go back home

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:47

Imagine being a jellyfish.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:57

No brain, no thinking, therefore they aren't

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 22:59

Don't think, feel and you'll be cnidarian.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 23:36

Just got a new subscriber; my channel has a single video from 2007

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:29

>>455
Better get to work then.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:45

pokemon /ss/

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 00:47

>>450
To be fair, it's not that common to hear outside of bodybuilding circles.
vc gotter

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 01:56

>>458
you hear it in powerlifting circles too tbh
:smug face emoji:

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 02:39

"Common features of denpa songs include intentionally off-key vocals, nonsensical lyrics and an over-the-top tune."

is death grips denpa?

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 02:40

>>455,456
I have six subscribers. My channel has no content and has never had content. It's the weirdest feeling.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 12:41

>>460 This description has never sat well with me, it's never that the vocals are "intentionally" off-key, the singers give it their all in a way that it doesn't matter if they don't quite hit the notes sometimes, it's the enthusiasm and conviction that makes it endearing. Lyrics and subject matter might be weird but I don't think I'd go so far as to say they're nonsense either...

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 12:47

>>462 i mean of course it doesn't hit every nuance of what makes something denpa, denpa is a feeling.

"intentionally off key" could also mean just not singing in the same time as the instrumentals. this specifically drew my eye for this offhand shitpost because mc ride does exactly that in a lot of songs.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 12:54

is viper denpa

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 14:01

>>463 Then it would be off-time, not off-key. Something that thrills me about denpa is that sometimes something will seem off-key or off-time the first time you hear it, but then after repeated listening you realise it's actually perfect, you were just listening from the wrong angle the first time - something I also love about Captain Beefheart's music!

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 14:18

I ended up buying puyo puyo tetris just to practice for tetris 99 what

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 14:22

some people (and that includes the dictionary) say off-key when it's merely out of tune. i personally would never use it to describe someone who is out of tune but otherwise pretty in-key.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 15:13

I meant the "intentionally" part, it's not deliberately not singing in key/tune/time that denpasong is about, though some of the juiciest bits for me are when there's just the perfect divine naffness at the perfect moment in a song, I get tingles all over my body...

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 15:52

Don't think I've heard any denpa, but I like the odd track where everything's a bit off-time or out of tune, but there's a moment or two when they do get it right that works in the same way as when better-performed pieces briefly find cadence. Like the Evanenscense chord progression, but less overused.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 16:45

>>469 Imagine your little sister singing karaoke, and it's adorable how seriously she's getting into being a little popstar, but also a bit frightening how complex the songs are and how much finesse she's nailing them with, albeit in her shrill young gleefully hyper voice

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 17:45

also i never got involved in those internet fights about temperaments because i just can't hear the difference, but i do get that that slight detuning that creates a sort of interference pattern that raises my hackles is a pleasingly energetic goosebumps thing for someone else

thinking of notes as pure tones that should always fall exactly upon the frequencies dictated by the temperament is not considered particularly good music makin' for this reason, yet it seems to get taught in classes and such with appalling frequency, no pun intended

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 18:17

>>470
I like this explanation.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 19:22

What's some good denpa?

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 19:50

>>471
Luckily, no physical instrument is completely perfectly tuned, and you get nice warm synthesizers by detuning the oscillators by a couple of cents

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 20:35

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9321 23:54

I love you, I really do.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 00:29

>>476 prove it

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 01:44

>>473 momobako, koko and nanahira are the big 3 for me!

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 02:20

>>474
yeah, thank goodness

i don't listen to a lot of brass ensemble stuff, but the way they can fall into (or out of) just-intoned chords a lot is kinda hypnotic

i also find it amusing that iosys is kinda one of the cores of denpa but they habitually jump through so many genres that it seems to be a mere plurality of what they do, as if their true loyalty is to otakuness.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 07:45

The Pleroma of the Otaku

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 10:47

The genre-bending is one of the other main things I love about denpa!

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 11:18

ngl i had to re-read that a couple times because i kept seeing "gender-bending"

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 11:30

the overwhelmingly more common usage in japanese seems to be ƒXƒ‚ƒEƒfƒbƒhƒŠƒtƒg rather than ‘Š–oƒfƒbƒhƒŠƒtƒg

i wonder why

484 Name: vc: wile : 1993-09-9322 12:21

good luck is Tewi Tewi TEWI TEWI TEWI

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 12:26

what is tewilor swift's opinion on the interest rate hike from the central bank of eientei

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 13:25

>>482 I knew when I hit the Reply button that you were going to say that

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:42

lefty loosey, tighty noosey

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:51

clockvise

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:55

too much sugar!

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 15:13

I just can't get the smell of milk and coffee out of my parka.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 15:37

zero suit camus

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 15:56

finally another quartet night fan

I'm kidding of course

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 21:53

the new mega man robot: cancer man

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 22:00

Remember when DQN was stupid?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 22:43

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496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 00:15

dqnize yourself and face to big fat butts

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 02:55

not-so-hot take: sweet bro and hella jeff was the only good thing to come out of homestuck

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 07:26

>>497
It wasn't even apart of Homestuck originally, it was a parody of those two-dudes-on-a-couch gamer comics (e.g. Penny Arcade, Ctrl-Alt-Del, etc.) that were almost everywhere back then.

The author decided to attribute SBaHJ to some kid in Homestuck, while trying to give latter SBaHJ comics a vague connection to Homestuck, and overexcited fans tried to exaggerate that connection to drag more people into Homestuck.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 08:29

i disagree. it had its moments. plenty of decent fan works, too (the "official" music is more or less fan works, FWIW; i'm really glad radiation caught on with a huge audience, and i hope he remembers me when i'm famous lol).

it did run way the fuck out of steam, though. i remember someone on the MSPAF in early 2012 made a throwaway comment that maybe 2011 was the peak and i gotta hand it to them. i watched that forum die painfully in its last two years and didn't bother to follow the "refugees" because a lot of the people i liked had lost interest by then.

maybe it coulda gone somewhere neat from there. it just didn't. and perhaps we were expecting too much of hussie's ability to make ridiculous escalations of scope with astonishing frequency after problem sleuth and acts 1-4~5ish. partly to blame is that he doubled down on long passages and time-consuming flash productions. so, the ending felt like a well earned mercy killing more than anything.

and of course, his writing was kind of painful all the way through, which mattered way less before it became a heavily dialogue-driven novel with barely tolerable characters and some of the ones i liked best "developing" into worse instead of better personalities.

it doesn't hold up well as prose, i think; all the referential stuff is becoming "so last decade", thankfully, sure, but even when it was current i enjoyed it like i enjoy "one of my japanese animes"--more for the feeling and the setting than anything. i never much cared for the crowd that'd talk about "good" it was or wasn't.

the only way i'm ever giving it a re-read is if i'm translating it into easier terms for the ESL crowd.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 14:05

>>499
I'm confused by your first paragraph, are you saying you were friends with Toby Fox on the mspa forums?

I loved Problem Sleuth but gave up on Homestuck around the time the trolls were introduced. I found the dialogue just too insufferable at that point.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 14:26

>>499
I don't think I explicitly stated that Homestuck sucked in >>498, even though I do think it sucked and was a huge waste of my time.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 18:46

>>500
no, we hardly conversed, but it's quite unlikely he didn't see me around either, i was too into the music for that

>>501
fair enough. one of the actual lines that i vaguely remember fondly is "It begins to dawn on you that everything you are about to do may prove to have been a colossal waste of time."

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 21:58

gay ethnostate where we put all the dudes who have ever unironically posted the nailcare emoji to work in the salt mines while the rest of us rub each other down with coconut oil

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 22:07

Sounds gay.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 22:11

the tree of liberty should be a bloody place

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 22:54

women and children and people of color should screw off and stay home from the polls

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 23:20

Problem Sleuth was good, and I wish I had more to say on that matter.
I started using my sandbox kareha install for dumb posts I'd otherwise just delete after typing out, but I ended up effectively only posting on there. Going back feels weird. Would not recommend.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 07:23

>>507 So are you staying here, or are you returning to Fairy-Land?

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 08:37

mmbk just nuked her twitter and said she's quitting her activities

...

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 09:15

I wish somebody would touch me.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 09:31

>>508
Going back to posting normally, I mean.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 10:36

TL-checked the "man of culture" line and not only is it correct, the deliberate misinterpretation of it as a euphemism for lecher, dilettante, etc. is also correct. Nice.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 12:43

rider with the voice of fluttershy

(why must my brain come up with cursed ideas instead of good ones)

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 14:02

> It was also known that she had read the controversial novel Battle Royale and had seen its film adaptation, which centers on young students fighting to the death.

nevada-tan, but as a gamer

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 14:53

>>513
f/sn rider or fate/zero rider?

516 Name: vc: wawttness : 1993-09-9324 15:47

>>515 yes

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 19:50

>>509 R(œßL„DMßœ)Éß noooooooooooo Bß(ßÉ„DMß)ß¡

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 22:40

I can't believe "TUMMY LEAK JONES" with quotes nets no results on google

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 23:37

>>517
ttps://tw*tter.com/momobakobako/status/1105386149558673409

fix the url obviously, not sure if it's still on the spam filter

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 23:40

one time she replied to me when I said she should watch Shounen Maid, she deleted that too...

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 00:11

Halo's back on the menu, boys

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 04:51

cursed nobu plushie that wants your best kettle and befriends jesuit missionaries

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 06:51

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 03:02

yamato nabisco

vc: initt

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 03:47

when i say "olympic athletes are supposed to be amateurs" and some 98 iq midwit jumps on me like "R U SAYGNIGN MIKEL PHELSPS NOT STRONKG??"

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 09:12

eating kimchi and underag drinking to own the goddess

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 10:33

I wish I was dead.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 11:30

banned from a popular art service?

just change your artstyle and rebuild your entire brand from scratch 4head

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 12:51

Should I get pizza or fries?

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 13:54

dqn minecraft server

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 17:22

In my mind, I created it. And every one of you knows it. You read it. It's here. You hear what I'm telling you? You can ban a meme but you cannot destroy an idea. Don't you understand? That's ancient knowledge. You cannot destroy an idea. That meme! I created it, and it's real. Don't you understand? It is real! I created it and it's real! It's real! Oh, God.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 19:05

dunia gamerlap

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 19:22

The script says that Benny wrote six sequels to the original. Assuming he went in production order and started with "Emissary", that takes us through "Dax". Carrying things forward to "Shadows and Symbols", he clearly continued writing. So one of the first stories Benny wrote after giving that speech was "Move Along Home". After standing up to all the rest of civilization for the sake of his ideas, he wrote a story with the theme "if you die playing alien hopscotch, you die IN REAL LIFE". What a legend.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 21:15

Granblue Fantasy has a Gachapin event, but all I can think about is DSFARGEG.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 21:22

We are truly doomed.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 22:19

>>533@oh god

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 23:22

oh shit i'm feeling it

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 04:38

accidentally left gpt-2 running in the background and it used up 135% of my cpu somehow

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 05:00

>>534
Maybe that has a little to do with why I saw Mukku reaction images yesterday.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 12:57

so the NZ shooter dude:

-livestreamed the whole thing
-had an entire playlist full of meme songs set to synch perfectly, including playing "gas gas gas" while driving away from the police
-shouted "alright lads, remember to subscribe to pewdiepie" before opening fire
-published an 87 page manifesto full of memes including the navy seal copipe
-learned about ethnic nationalism from spyro the dragon

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