>>739,740
I suffer from choice paralysis whenever I have some kind of pithy thought and then must decide whether to post it on DQN, SAoVQ, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, or one of my many group chats...it's often hard to guess which audience will receive it best.
>>741
It sounds like you're sticking to the "one audience even though there's 0 crossover" rule. If so, we are in complete agreement even though it's pointless!
>>742
I wouldn't want my DQN friends to know I use Discord/etc.
>>742,743
Yeah, I'm always paranoid that there might be crossover, and that my carefully guarded anonymity will be destroyed. I especially hope nobody I know in real life or DQN ever finds my re**it account, it would be just too embarrassing.
In reality though, I seriously doubt anybody cares enough to notice. Or even if they did notice, they wouldn't give a shit.
sofaa kara tachiagare, sadame no senshi yo
putting the 'homo' in internet homogenity
the prostate is fucking magic boys you should try it
having dry orgasms back to back over and over for like 30 minutes before shooting gallons of cum in one spurt without even touching my dick is the closest thing i've had to a religious experience
I love how the "List of serial killers by country" page on Wikipedia tells you that the "List of serial killers in the United States" is on a completely separate page.
cute girl is a serial killer who just fucking murders you
>>748 You won't be able to resist doing it again and again, but then you'll regret it when you're trying to squeeze out that last nugget of poop each day
find yourself a nice jewish boy
i am a key
still thinking about that buldak 7 hours later
>>757
kurosawa's films were utter shit. i mean you just go to the theater, sit down and do nothing for 3 hours. the only bosses are the ticket lady (it's RNG whether she's surely) and maybe the ushers if you decide to jerk it out of boredom. zero difficulty. gamers were babies back in the '50s
>>751
I also enjoy Ericfs work: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=806359
Cute girl who tortures and mindbreaks your enemies.
Cute girl who drugs you and swaps your limbs with somebody else's.
Cute girl who's actually a cute ghost who likes to play innocent pranks on strangers but it turns out it freaks them out so the value of your house you were attempting to sell during a financial crisis plummets to pennies on the dollar and you end up killing yourself instead of suffering through poverty.
But how do I achieve the mythical prostate / dry orgasm?
stop and think
in middle school one of my friends picked up an abandoned note that said:
i still wonder wtf that was about
Look, dude, my butthole can kick the shit out of me. You'll have to do better.
Those odd nouns in fictional settings that seem to be halfway between a common noun and a proper noun so that they look kind of wrong both with and without capitalization.
sengoku but with american civil war people
cute girl who is a snake
endlessly amusing to me how "POS" is corporatese for "cash register"
>>773
just wait until you learn the two things ERP can stand for
FUCK
>>773-775
Virginia's standardized testing are called the S.O.L.('s); I never heard a single teacher not enunciate it as an initialism.
I can't imagine they didn't know....
>>777
well the alternative is the teachers saying stuff like "alright, children, it's time to take your souls"
>>778
There would have been no purpose to such disambiguation ά(€ )
Anime girls with big foreheads are really moe! Like Minase Iori, or Tainaka Ritsu (who has the added moe of being boyish). I wanna kiss Ricchan on her forehead! (In private, of course, Ifm not the sort of person who runs for president).
Cute girl whose forehead doubles as a hammer.
cute hammerhead shark girl with big ol shark tits
I feel like something that happened was that idiots stopped getting their info from the first paragraph of Wikipedia and started getting it from memes made by people with the same axe to grind.
not finding exhibitionism eromanga all that hot... and then remembering i kinda did that shit in middle school, which makes it even more puzzling
Unfathomable stupidity.
gaywalking
This sucks.
if you give it a name it dies
i am personally going to run over peepee the cat
DQN is actually DQN.
"If I get too much into it, you'll follow me, and sooner or later we'll have sex, or almost have sex, and then I'll freak out and beg you to marry me, and then you'll start comparing me to Kyuubey."
"Wait, what? I only did that once."
"Yeah, and I'm still not over it."
"Would you prefer I compare you to some other character?"
"One that isn't a soulless, emotionless, manipulative monster?"
Okay, I honestly didn't realize she'd taken it so personally. I had merely intended to point out her seeming preoccupation with forming a contract I don't feel is right for me at this time. That's it. But then tonight we had this conversation and, uh, that's the story of how she got the idea in her head to cosplay as Kyuubey and have me cosplay as a magical girl.
"i have an emotionally manipulative gf to have crossplay sex with and i'm still sad"
hey fuck you dude
making a big bowl of egg salad seems like a great way to use up old eggs but it's actually a great way to unwittingly eat 9 eggs in one sitting
jeez you buy ONE (ok more like four) dildo on amazon and suddenly your recommendations are full of skirts and epilators and programmer socks for the rest of eternity
>>798
Jeff Bezos' evil plan to make you buy different shit just to make the algorithm show you different shit
>>796
The only solution I can see is to have several other magical "girls" coerce him into it with their powerful magic.
I put 9 eggs into this salad, but then somehow I ate 9 eggs? What the fuck‽
I'm down for environmentally conscious trash metal.
guy sent me a dick pic and then i tried to get him to watch TNG
that means we're basically dating now right
you have to eat all the eggs
gosh do you guys not know what egg salad is
it's like mashed up hardboiled eggs with mayo and mustard, you take a couple spoons of it and put it on a sandwich
Mayo's the best condiment.
Shark with cute girl faces for tits.
>>804
did the dic pick actually work? or was it level 4 sexting already
hatt-baby
>>806 There was no question of what egg salad is, I just thought it was funny that you were surprised at eating the number of eggs you put in it
gosh do you guys not know what potatoes is
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
>>811 i made a big bowl of it expecting to have a bunch left over to put in the fridge but it's hard to eyeball when you're spooning it out for sandwiches tbh
playing autechre at a house party to own the libs
> How Arya Stark Found Herself by Becoming No One With the Faceless Men
> Presented by Mountain Dew
Person joined a cult for the superpowers and didn't actually become No One and that's how you "find yourself", none of this is creepy or unhealthy btw -PEP ($121.94 / share)
I like my coffee like I like my black people, with milk
magic must defeat magic
i like my women like i like my coffee
i prefer tea
i like my women like i like my coffee
grande latte ice cold frapuccino caramel
Github's automated spam detection just banned me for linking to an external site in a PR. Other people can link (to the same host), but not me. What's the matter, am I on a suspected bot list because I never filled out my real name, location, and hobbies? Do I not Like, Follow, and Subscribe enough fucking dotfile repos? Is my "@replied @to @everyone @with @at @signs and emojis" score too low?
For fuck's sake, if some Silicon Valley dipshit is going to tell me I'm not wearing enough flair while I fix bugs in other people's code, I'd better be getting paid for it.
Boobs are nice.
canft watch the jojo part 5 anime without thinking about how gayer it got
elaborate clone of a shut-down piracy site that sends you to an malware link shortener that sends you to FBI.gov
well played
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody!
Jk I don't like steak, but I do love bloody girls
like menstruation or girls with open wounds
You know what, boobs are nice.
singers named "MC x" but reading it like it was a scottish surname
McRide
McHammer
McA
>>825 Both! One of my hottest sexual experiences was a busty 16yo nymph riding me on her period, she had a crazy screaming orgasm as I filled her with my cum, and then she sprang up and squarted blood and cum and endometrium all over my chest, and then slid all over me in it while she kissed me. So filthy for such a cute little angel! She made me carve my name into her thigh with a razorblade and then fuck her again too, which I did on condition she carve her name into my leg. Ah memories...
I often have trouble finding the ctrl V thread because at first glance almost every thread on here looks like out of context kopipe
Woah, the last Star Wars ever! This'll be good.
speedos are comfy as fuck, i've been memed into boxers for the last time
plus it feels like i'm wearing cute panties that keep everything in place instead of having my balls slapping me in the leg with every step barely concealed behind a curtain of fabric
>>829
by training our natural neural network to produce kopipe, we become the kopipe
entire families here. Family of eating.
Extra green onion.
That's right, extra sauce."
Who in the banner hanging from the latest trend among us vets is the latest trend among us vets is that you'll be a tad higher. This is the banner hanging from the latest trend among us vets is this, extra sauce."
Who in the vet's way of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you order the extra-large." God I was an insane number of eating.
Extra green onion.
That's right, extra sauce nowadays, you order this all out loud.
There're
w and it is carryout
dickerson? i hardly know 'im!
> just level euryale 4head
you still have to have a proper team with some other leveled guys and maybe also not get royally dicked around 10 times in a row by RNG just trying to get your second NP
true, command spells would've been nice here
oh well at least that bit's over
finally finished my plan to watch list, time to take a good long break from anime
Never take a break from anime.
Jesus christ no, that's the wrong pie hole