[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:41

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 08:49

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 09:57

愛されて愛したい
乙女の柱状な欲望
いつの日には目の前に
現れるかな

vc: exume

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 15:23

Everywhere I go I see godless people doing anything they can to fill the gap they obviously are trying to fill. Astrology, conspiracy theory, social justice, good luck charms, law of attraction, moodboards etc. Social media is one giant theosophical stew. Every post is a prayer. Every page is a shrine of wish fulfillment. The other day this girl told me she's really interested in quantum physics (the quacky kind) (well...) and the Hawaiian ho'oponopono. Get a real god already.

Thank you for reading my prayer.

853 Name: vc: chest : 1993-09-9359 15:37

We all sacrifice at the altar of Mammon with every shopping trip, every rent payment, and every tithe.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 18:46

>>852
Okay, but once I build a Wonder, you only have a certain amount of time to defeat me before I win.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 20:09

I like swords.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 22:03

gorbachev did what needed to be done to get that Pizza Hut™ delicious steaming mozzarella cheese and pepperoni pizza

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 00:52

The last banana I needed in gloomy galleon for chunky was in the pirate ship.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 06:26

Intrusive thought at back of brain: HUNGER FOR NUGGER
Me: e-excuse me, milord?
Though: CHICKEEEEEENNN NUUUUUUGGEEEEERRRR
Me: oh thank god i thought you said

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 18:52

every single pro sports player on social media has a bio like:

Christian | Father | Husband | Center Fielder for the Shattuck Tornadoes | Philippians 3:22 | #sportsball #gocavs

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 21:57

Why do japanese people like the word/s "motherfucker" so much?

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 02:04

God I hate naggers

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 11:29

What the fuck?

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 14:10

>>860
All the vowels are the same in Japanese (mazaafakka-) so it's fun to say.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 15:36

It is clearly foreign (especially with English stress), but if you spell it with short vowels only, it kinda fits patterns common to the language (mechakucha, madamada, nadaraka, MUDA MUDA).

But the word has got such a distinctive rhythm that it is admired the world over. English may not be the greatest language for cussing, but we've got at least one of 'em right.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 16:20

>>860
i don't know why but foreign speakers tend to use swear words more than native speakers do. i've experienced this with a french native speakers swearing like a sailor in spanish, and several native spanish speakers being enamored with the words motherfucker and shit

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 22:23

Transcendence.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 00:55

no, i have to shower

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 09:37

in the clown timeline where microsoft is slightly admired with mild caution because people don't expect them to do good, just to fail at doing evil

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 10:26

wish i was pretty and busty

then i'd be a booby trap

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 13:35

Wow, how many different themes from games and movies are named "decisive battle"? Seriously, there are lots of them even if you ignore Final Fantasy.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=decisive+battle+theme

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 14:11

>>870
"Decisive battle" is a pretty unremarkable compound word in Japanese (決戦 which is even the name of a game series as well.) It's a cliche but not in a way where shitloads of composers thought "You know what would be a unique and exciting song name? 'Decisive Battle!'" Instead they thought something more like "Eh I don't really give a shit about this song name, since it's for a big boss battle I'll just call it 'kessen'"

I want to say an English equivalent that conveys the clicheness without the quirky impression of the direct translation is "Last Battle," even though kessen isn't necessarily the last battle.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 18:11

"Showdown" would be my suggestion if it has to be word for word. It's just not found in existing J-E dictionaries is all.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 20:32

happiness is a spook

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 22:56

nekomimi moodo deeeeee

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 04:39

http://4-ch.net/language/kareha.pl/1475864701/4-614

is this a wprld record for JISAKUJIEN?

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 07:56

You are also meat.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 10:27

>>873
Peter's son was born without abrain.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 11:19

>>875 fucking nikita is a plague on every board that hasn't banned him yet

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 21:34

I guess this is it, then.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 21:48

>>879
good luck

or bad luck

which ever one's better

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 22:12

I feel low.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 23:17

>>880
Good succ.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 01:03

>>878
what the hell has he been up to, for that matter

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 01:11

ok so i googled yoshinoya rant and turns out there's a bunch of ASMR videos of people eating beef bowls while whispering.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 06:40

i want to torture you with softly irritating audio for roughly an hour

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 10:40

honey, i fucked the kids

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 17:20

Why am I so horny? My medication is supposed to do the literal opposite of this.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 17:31

Alleluia, praise the risen lord. Captcha: fise.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 21:19

to my high school japanese teacher, who had been in the navy, RPG meant something else

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 21:23

>>889
an RPG is just a grenade role-playing as a rocket launcher

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 22:10

these memes be more cursed than cursed boomer memes

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 23:53

>>889
I've noticed there's an interesting subset of foreign Japanese speakers who learned because they were in the military, not because they're weebs.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 08:56

>>892
Apparently that can get you some extra pay. Though in his case he was a boomer nisei.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 12:02

Unfortunately, the vagrant catgirl (female) is only into nonconsensual headpats. -more-

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 13:03

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 13:55

catgirl (male)

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 14:52

(human)

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 16:50

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 18:26

>Franklin punned that compared to his ruminations on flatulence, other scientific investigations were "scarcely worth a FART-HING".

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 22:44

a gun that shoots dicks which shoot seed, which is actually just bullets riding inside wads of semen

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 23:32

internal WADs or patch WADs?

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 03:42

Is trying to communicate with dead people something people do? Not with like a Luigi board or something like that, but like leaving a message on your dead friend's phone telling them how sorry you are

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 04:12

>>902
I don't think most people who do it expect actual results. It's kind of the modern version of a coronach.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 10:54

mostly straight with homosex tendies

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 13:25

>>904 mostly homosex with straight tendies, we should meet up

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 15:52

>>902
There are plenty of examples on FB/Twitter out there in public, and I'm just guessing, but probably more people than that had a sense of propriety that would have them do the same, but not where some Internet creeper like me can see it.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 16:22

>>902
I don't know dude, isn't writing eulogies and epitaphs a bit like trying to communicate with the dead? I guess sometimes you need the closure and say the stuff you never said to them when they were alive.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 17:00

much more infuriating than working in a place where the radio constantly plays things you hate is a place where they constantly play bands you like, but the same songs over and over every single night

i swear to fuck if i hear "weird science" one more goddamn time, there's like 5 better songs on that album alone

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 20:23

"man with the plan" is actually an outline of how to properly play a warrior/berserker/fighter type

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 20:41

me to the healer: my job is killing stuff not staying alive, that's your job. LEEEEEROOOOOOY

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 20:44

>>910
do you play dragoon by any chance?

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 21:54

>>911
I thought Leeroy was a retadin tho

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 23:09

>>911 nah, i was an arms warrior back then actually

i couldn't even be too mad when i died because it was usually my own fault for doing something like charging into a group of alliance 1v4 and popping sweeping strikes like "PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE"

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 23:34

>i swear to fuck if i hear "weird science" one more goddamn time, there's like 5 better songs on that album alone

But if you don't, there aren't?

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 00:57

>>914

>implying

✋!p → !q
👉p → q, !q → !p

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 02:20

if and only if, bitch

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 02:21

I've gotta stop clicking these imgur links in public.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 02:58

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 04:05

>>914 ops that comma probably should have been one of these things ;

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 04:11

そのチンポ貰い受ける
『GAY BULGE』

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 05:40

>>918
thanks, (*゚ー゚)

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 07:55

Did that smell come from me?

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 14:10

BEPN HANC

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 19:34

>>918
Thanks!

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 20:34

This girl is sad.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 21:04

actually know a guy named andrew who looks like he'd browse dqn but he doesn't

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9368 21:19

>>925
Go somewhere with snow! It's unlikely to cheer you up but at least you'll be a vintage meme.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 10:34

I get the courage to show affection to my crush and it turns out they already had a boyfriend. I'm sad, man.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 10:54

My hair is ruined.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 12:18

>>905
Sure, if top me, I'll do anything

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 14:12

>>926
Out of curiosity, what exactly does a person who looks like they'd browse DQN look like?

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 15:06

My sign is "double peace" ahe

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 16:06

>>928
At least you know what's the worse that could happen.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:18

im in a metal hosipital because there are voices in my head

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:43

>>930 sure but post physique first, i refuse to bottom for anyone i could beat up

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 17:44

>>931 like a skinny white nerd but also kind of cute in a weird napoleon dynamite way

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 18:07

>>934
What are the voices saying?

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 19:03

I feel like some nostalgic boomer insisting Internet unauthorized music video culture peaked with The Fingertips Project.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 19:41

>>937
Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquiescence

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 21:04

online metal hospital, open 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNNmBtNcccE

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 22:33

>>939
Damn, that sucks. Hang in there, friend.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 23:55

>>941 thanks

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 03:40

Decided to clean my mom's kitchen while she's out on vacation. It's making me hate everyone and everything forever.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 04:36

>>943
I tried this a few months ago, all of it's back already ( ;∀;)

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 17:33

>>943 it's makin you gay

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 22:58

I know suffering when I see it.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 10:30

[Help] I think I’m becoming a sex addict! (´・ω・`)

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 10:44

Even the Buddha gets angry if you keep hitting him.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 14:12

Everything happens so much.

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