every single pro sports player on social media has a bio like:
Christian | Father | Husband | Center Fielder for the Shattuck Tornadoes | Philippians 3:22 | #sportsball #gocavs
Why do japanese people like the word/s "motherfucker" so much?
God I hate naggers
What the fuck?
>>860
All the vowels are the same in Japanese (mazaafakka-) so it's fun to say.
>>860
i don't know why but foreign speakers tend to use swear words more than native speakers do. i've experienced this with a french native speakers swearing like a sailor in spanish, and several native spanish speakers being enamored with the words motherfucker and shit
Transcendence.
no, i have to shower
in the clown timeline where microsoft is slightly admired with mild caution because people don't expect them to do good, just to fail at doing evil
wish i was pretty and busty
then i'd be a booby trap
Wow, how many different themes from games and movies are named "decisive battle"? Seriously, there are lots of them even if you ignore Final Fantasy.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=decisive+battle+theme
>>870
"Decisive battle" is a pretty unremarkable compound word in Japanese (決戦 which is even the name of a game series as well.) It's a cliche but not in a way where shitloads of composers thought "You know what would be a unique and exciting song name? 'Decisive Battle!'" Instead they thought something more like "Eh I don't really give a shit about this song name, since it's for a big boss battle I'll just call it 'kessen'"
I want to say an English equivalent that conveys the clicheness without the quirky impression of the direct translation is "Last Battle," even though kessen isn't necessarily the last battle.
"Showdown" would be my suggestion if it has to be word for word. It's just not found in existing J-E dictionaries is all.
happiness is a spook
nekomimi moodo deeeeee
http://4-ch.net/language/kareha.pl/1475864701/4-614
is this a wprld record for JISAKUJIEN?
You are also meat.
>>875 fucking nikita is a plague on every board that hasn't banned him yet
I guess this is it, then.
I feel low.
i want to torture you with softly irritating audio for roughly an hour
honey, i fucked the kids
Why am I so horny? My medication is supposed to do the literal opposite of this.
Alleluia, praise the risen lord. Captcha: fise.
to my high school japanese teacher, who had been in the navy, RPG meant something else
>>889
an RPG is just a grenade role-playing as a rocket launcher
these memes be more cursed than cursed boomer memes
>>889
I've noticed there's an interesting subset of foreign Japanese speakers who learned because they were in the military, not because they're weebs.
>>892
Apparently that can get you some extra pay. Though in his case he was a boomer nisei.
Unfortunately, the vagrant catgirl (female) is only into nonconsensual headpats. -more-
(human)
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
>Franklin punned that compared to his ruminations on flatulence, other scientific investigations were "scarcely worth a FART-HING".
a gun that shoots dicks which shoot seed, which is actually just bullets riding inside wads of semen
internal WADs or patch WADs?
Is trying to communicate with dead people something people do? Not with like a Luigi board or something like that, but like leaving a message on your dead friend's phone telling them how sorry you are
>>902
I don't think most people who do it expect actual results. It's kind of the modern version of a coronach.
mostly straight with homosex tendies
>>902
There are plenty of examples on FB/Twitter out there in public, and I'm just guessing, but probably more people than that had a sense of propriety that would have them do the same, but not where some Internet creeper like me can see it.
>>902
I don't know dude, isn't writing eulogies and epitaphs a bit like trying to communicate with the dead? I guess sometimes you need the closure and say the stuff you never said to them when they were alive.
much more infuriating than working in a place where the radio constantly plays things you hate is a place where they constantly play bands you like, but the same songs over and over every single night
i swear to fuck if i hear "weird science" one more goddamn time, there's like 5 better songs on that album alone
"man with the plan" is actually an outline of how to properly play a warrior/berserker/fighter type
me to the healer: my job is killing stuff not staying alive, that's your job. LEEEEEROOOOOOY
>>911 nah, i was an arms warrior back then actually
i couldn't even be too mad when i died because it was usually my own fault for doing something like charging into a group of alliance 1v4 and popping sweeping strikes like "PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE"
>i swear to fuck if i hear "weird science" one more goddamn time, there's like 5 better songs on that album alone
But if you don't, there aren't?
if and only if, bitch
>>914 ops that comma probably should have been one of these things ;
そのチンポ貰い受ける
『GAY BULGE』
Did that smell come from me?
BEPN HANC
This girl is sad.
actually know a guy named andrew who looks like he'd browse dqn but he doesn't
>>925
Go somewhere with snow! It's unlikely to cheer you up but at least you'll be a vintage meme.
I get the courage to show affection to my crush and it turns out they already had a boyfriend. I'm sad, man.
My hair is ruined.
>>926
Out of curiosity, what exactly does a person who looks like they'd browse DQN look like?
My sign is "double peace" ahe
im in a metal hosipital because there are voices in my head
>>930 sure but post physique first, i refuse to bottom for anyone i could beat up
>>931 like a skinny white nerd but also kind of cute in a weird napoleon dynamite way
I feel like some nostalgic boomer insisting Internet unauthorized music video culture peaked with The Fingertips Project.
>>937
Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquiescence
online metal hospital, open 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNNmBtNcccE
Decided to clean my mom's kitchen while she's out on vacation. It's making me hate everyone and everything forever.
>>943
I tried this a few months ago, all of it's back already ( ；∀；)
I know suffering when I see it.
[Help] I think I’m becoming a sex addict! (´･ω･`)
Even the Buddha gets angry if you keep hitting him.
Everything happens so much.
Man, I just ran some RNN that makes character predictions and posted what it generated on the CTRL+V thread because I thought it was really funny.
>>951
I thought you meant characters as in plot and got my hopes up that your computer had whipped up some super cursed content but I realize that might have been hoping for too much.
Get bitched!
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
>>952
I'm sorry. But I'm going to make one that generates stuff at word level tomorrow, the chances of it generating something really cursed are higher, depending on what do I train the thing with.
I'm on a public PC at a hospital waiting for my partner to get out of surgery. I haven't had to use internet explorer in like 10 years. I hope she feels better.
today is the day that everyone born in the heisei era officially became a boomer
