There's still cum in my hair from yesterday
Eww
Are you half Puerto Rican?
Cause Rican of crazy
last day of this year of my life in this world
see you in the next year (tomorrow)
I wish I was alive.
I forgot to wash my asshole.
I only ever wash my asshole
Air pressure's sappin my sentry
by which i mean my ears
They used "meme" to refer to an image macro on Snopes and it ruined my morning
weeb 2.0
> Snopes
Thanos: snop
No you dumb homo tool
Mercenaries 2 being about people doing the dirty work not getting paid seems really apropos.
>>988
depends on whether it has a contrast. what would represent advocacy for a revolution against the social order of threads closing at max posts? not posting at all?
[Strategy] ITT we write a complete FAQ/Walkthrough [Cheats] was a good thread until it was derailed by idiots!
I really really really really really really really really really don't want to leave the house.
>>992
Just get a wife and you won't have to. Daddy's thirsty honey, stop riding his dick and buy some orange juice. Yee-haw cowboy. Giddyup. Fuck off and get me some yak's milk, bitch.
tfw no daddy husband to call me honey while i ride his dick
boys are cute.
I feel like I'm a person made up for a philosophical thought experiment, like "What if there were a person who could never become happier, no matter how much their circumstances improved or worsened" or something.
hit tv show about a handful of plucky physicalists who band together to survive the p-zombie apocalypse
Negrobump
Goodbye.