(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
>>449 god, i never thought those days would sound better than what we have now
captcha: shi
Apparently, the more accurate description is a Vicks Decongestant Inhaler
Spoke like a mma fan. Such a waste of life. 0 understanding of martial science. I think you watch too much of joe Rogan podcast. No wonder. These are forms asshole not combatives. Motherfuck now read carefully. Shaolin monks used this method of combat in battlefield and won every battle. This is just a talou a form. Pre choreographed and these are full of stances and strike and kicks. This builds the structure of the practitioner, which is then applicable in combat. There was no UFC or bellator back then you shithole.
somehow the racist anime marxist internet cyber gangster teen has a more broad and universalist understanding and outlook of race and ethnicity than the woke libs
Is it pronounced pecan or pecan?
エロマンガはエとガの間にロマン詰まっている
I think JSON is pretty human-readable but I also work with it all the time so IDK maybe I have stockholm syndrome.
ED* is a game for people who like being disappointed
(*Elite Dangerous)
I don't really like Chelsea cuts from an esthetic stand point. I don't think they enhance female beauty.
However, I am happy when I see girls wearing them.
I always, smile and say, "I like your hair cut."
I want to say, "You make me proud. Thank you for knowing your race is special. Thank you for being aware, young white women. Thank you for having white babies."
But I don't. I just say, "I like your hair cut."
Fun Veggietales lore, the Veggies are expressly forbidden from entering the kingdom of God because they don't have souls. Bob wants to save your soul because he accepted his own damnation
That's not me being edgy, that's from the mouth of the creators
:Local Mum Disgusted at Halloween Pumpkin:
A 46 year Mother of 1 has told the Sunderland echo how she nearly spewed her insides up after someone had a shite in her 3 year olds pumpkin which was on display outside her home . Mary Jones of Pennywell had bought the £1:50 vegetable from her local Asda store was furious after leaving it out on display overnight. She told our Echo reporter " our Thomas was so excited for the up and coming Halloween celebrations he cried his little eyes out in Asda for it so had to buy him it " We got him home and scraped the inside out for hours with a spoon "i missed Eastenders and everything " and for someone to just come and empty their arse inside it is just terrible , it was definitely human excrement as no animal could of had that it would of ripped the insides out of a cat or dog i just dont know how anyone could be so cruel . Mary pictured here with Thomas 3 and another woman who was just passing on her way to bonus ball Bevs to pay her lottery and just wanted to be in the photograph put on their best "Compo faces " for the camera .
Thank Ms. Song, are aware causality merchant rub hand tiny hat peoples
Gayer than searching for candy corn cup cakes on Pinterest.
Prehistoric man was 6-9' tall (this is where tales of "giants" come from) because you could hunt megafauna and eat >15,000 calories per day easily. People back then also had a larger brain volume with a median IQ of 140, and there is also evidence to suggest people had low level telepathic abilities. Then agriculture ruined everything
Women should'nt use emojis, because these faces are used to express how she is feeling, so it is as if she is smiling, laughing, acting shy and so on, and a woman should not do that with a non-mahram man.
When a woman shows her emotions to men it opens the doors to Fitnah.
This web sight has helped me a lot with my science fair project because it is based off of the color of fire.and the temperature so thanks. btw I’m in 7th grade
Being a science geek, I have always thought of it as the hot color. I have to always remind myself when I use a faucet that red is hot. God knows why I do everytime.
face it every mario character can curb stomp the entire earths armed forces
Your addiction to eating cement may result from an extreme deficiency in one mineral or another. People with these sorts of deficiencies will sometimes rub cars or windows with their fingers and eat the dust they collect. FIRST, stop eating cement, it could kill you, as it contains lime! SECOND, go see a doctor immediately! Your doctor will perhaps (or if they can't go see another one) suggest a supplement that will supply the mineral your body craves.
Am I being punished for watching Duckman, so my punishment is to keep watching Duckman?
Sazpaimon banned me with a click click / sure enough, I wet my pants, drip drip
Gamergaters in the '50s would be great. "Oh, sure, this is a 'news'paper! There's a peach cobbler recipe in the lifestyle section! It has comics! I don't care if they have one story on the frontpage about the Korean War, this isn't real journalism!"
In 2015, DQN beat human experts in many Atari games.
In the Seaquest game below, DQN learns how to read scores, shoot the enemy, and rescue divers from the raw images.
I think the controversy surrounding the two versions of the game soundtrack were really blown out of proportion. Honestly, I've had hundreds of people tell me that they LOVE the score I wrote for that game, and I'm sure the Japanese version has tons of fans as well, so everybody wins in the end… as it should be! After all… IT'S ONLY A GAME!!...I think critics were looking for reasons to bash the game, and so many critics are hardcore, loyal fans so they are not very objective. AND… they had all been playing the Japanese version for weeks or months before our version hit the streets, so it was like we replaced the music to Star Wars after the movie had been out for a while. From that perspective, I can't blame them. But to be honest, the game critics were always very kind to me and my collaborators, so a little bad press ain't the end of the world!
To me, this kind of dance-techno-pop from the 90s embodies how awesome we thought the future was going to be. Everyone was going to live in a world united by peace, freedom, catchy music, video game mascots, flying cars and space-station nightclubs.
We just lived through something unique in history. Millions world wide eager for a cryptic post on a message board.
Unfortunately, my prior branding-consultancy work for the Empire of Trebizond was perceived as creating a potential conflict of interest, so the Muscovites retained someone else.
I don’t want to sound anti-semitic, but I sure do hate it when occupation soldiers shoot unarmed civilians in the back.
one would say:
"wtf
you both are being gay cunts rn
what is a thing a patriot doesnt say? tell me pls
what is a thing one would say?"
thats what a gaytriot would say
Finally after all these years a Book that Assists Masturbation, I have been seeking one for ages but could find no such article indicating such a function.
Ahh yes, the founder of the World Cinema Project is gatekeeping, and only those plucky underdogs who work for the most powerful media conglomerate of all time can stop him!
The free market is an old Chinese man grinding an increasingly rare sequence of animals into boner pills, Forever
Unironically had a dream like that yesterday
In the dream I was ordered by the local school bus tank leader to go beat up a fat guy and rape him 5 times in the set time, I had beaten but it took longer than expected, issues also arose as I could not get aroused by the Fatman, and every time I would go to put it I would go soft, this went on for days, until the deadline reached, when it reached I had started crying and fearing for my life for I had failed the bus Lord, as I lay on the floor crying asking for forgiveness he had told me to get up since he knew I would fail and it was just to fuck with me, after that he sent me to pick up paperwork from the gardens of zen
All around okay dream when the shadow demons weren't there
Pendleton Act was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.
Here's disclaimer: I'm a civilian, but on Roblox I'm member of some military groups so I can somehow relate the feelings of real vets too.
Atheism is catnip for idiots.
Saiyans are nearly identical to humans. I'm not sure about their internal organs but Dragonball shows us quite a few times that Goku has a set of perfectly normal looking male genitals.
And all the ki based characters in Dragonball are capable of controlling their power, which is why they don't make a crater with every step. Which is Vegeta didn't split Bulma in two on the first thrust.
So Vegeta has the components to have sex with a human female and is capable of controlling his strength so he didn't shatter Bulma during the act.
Killing your Political enemies is the most based thing ever cause their fucking dead and they cant spread their dog shit ideologies
This is all very interesting but I'd like to say I was not being rude. I mean I know a girl once got suspended from School for calling someone a Hanzo Main
I knew a man who had a strict religious policy to not engage in sex until marriage. Nevertheless, he was always just “happening” to drive by a bus depot, and managed to pick up 14 year old girls who needed a hot meal, a hot bath, a warm bed, and a few dollars. It was sad. They were so young, but yet so old, and they knew that everything had a price, so they paid him with their bodies. And then, in the morning, refreshed, they hit the road again, running away from something, running to what? They didn’t know. But, nevertheless, running.
This completely violated his principles, but he had no prospects of marriage, and had an overwhelming need for sex. And he was not really a pedophile, any available woman would do. Needless to say, he would always beat himself up over this.
You know what I advised him? Either stop doing it, or stop feeling guilty about it!
My guilty pleasure is eating chocolate in bed. For many reasons - I can’t brush my teeth after, and I always manage to drool chocolate on my pillowcase, or wake up with cake in my hair! My mate has learned to laugh at this, and I have to laugh myself.
Yeah, I messed up the bed, and my nightgown. Guilty as charged! Oh, but what a pleasure! Hence, guilty pleasure.
Japanese Presents: Very standard classic Sonic sounding but with CD quality
US Presents: A lot more abstract and almost RPG esque sounding
Japanese Pasts: Primitive and prehistoric sounding version of the present
US Pasts: Very dreamy and nostalgic sounding versions of the present
Japanese Good Futures: Super duper happy, serene, and dancey versions of the present
US Good Futures: Very badass hi tech and utopian sounding versions of the present
Japanese Bad Futures: Scary and Chaotic sounding versions of the present, like the place is being destroyed
US Bad Futures: Dark and dystopian versions of the present that sound like the place was already destroyed
JP Presents: Just Normal And Cool, Happy And NICE!
US Presents: Just Happy And Peaceful And Going Outside And Get The Pool Out While Listen To Those Songs! Ah! Nice!
JP Pasts: So Random And Crazy, With Confusements And More! Catchy!
US Pasts: So Relaxing, Dreamy And Memorial, Just Sit Back And Relax, And Put Headphones On And Listen Without Any Salty People Ruining Our Songs!
JP Good Futures: So Nice And Relax, Just So Damn Good! So Amazingly Relaxing!
US Good Futures: Nice And Relaxing But You Can Hear Rockstars, Now Go!
JP Bad Futures: So Haunting And Badass! With Dying Animals Doing Noises Before They Go To Hell! So Deadly And Atrocious!
US Bad Futures: So Depressing, Sad, Breathtaking, Heartbreaking, Unbearable, Appalling And Terrible. Really Lonely, So Heartburning, Sad, Poor Animals And People Dying! Really Sad Memorials...
>elect a guy
>I'm not gonna do SHIT, go PRAY to god instead lmao
christmas 2019 ruined by Gengar's 12 missing polygons. how could you do this nintendo
500get
If anyone knows what vore is can someone make a vore mod for sm64 where you get most of the start off by being swallowed by princess peach who ate a power up that turned her to bowsette and then you meet a bob-om who says "you accidentally got swallowed by princess peach fortunately she is one of the star children so you can get out by activating the stars in peach's body" then the open world is all stomach but the lvls are magical places because she's one of the 7 star children just start the game by having mario jump into peach and then he teleports to magical world inside peach maybe call it peach's inside story. PLZ
Maybe jsut put some of peach's body's stomach walls obstacles along with intestine and you can make acid that burns you like lava in open world it would be cool want full hack done like sm64 shining stars, brutal mario 64, ect. 151 stars in the game please someone make the rom hack for me only reason i ask is because i have no mod skill would do myself but it seems impossible right now. maybe someone help me out trying to make it
Thing I learned today: The Romans liked to write messages on their sling stones, rather like soldiers wrote messages on bombs during WW2. One message we've found on a sling bullet? I hope this hits you in the dick. In Latin, of course. People haven't changed at all.
this piece of crap will outlive us all
LOL I ALWAYSS WANTED AN OLD DUDE WITH A PATRIOTS CAP CALL ME A SCUMBAG..... THATS WHEN U KNOW U MADE IT..... WHEN SOME OLD FAT DUDE THROWS 70S COP MOVIE INSULTS UR WAY..... TAKE THAT YA SCUMBAG!!! BIFF!!! CUFF HIM UP MICK!
If you read this you are gay.
for some people it seemed like they were having a religious experience but I remember more than a couple people had soiled themselves. There's probably some overlap in that venn diagram, too.
What people have missed about Azumanga Daioh is that the anime (released in 2002) crafts the aesthetics of 90's nostalgia. The themes of alienated teachers and a barely functioning education system, breaking its own rules with failed students such as Osaka, or pushing through gifted super children - and here the pedophilic tendencies of the slice of life genre in sexualizing innocence are expressed - like Chiyo. No wonder it became an internet phenomenon on 4chan and spread from there outwards, as social rejects and losers in western society who were drawn to anime as an escape from their conditions which they fail to live up to, found Japanese nostalgia for the video game era appealing. The apparent message of friendship and belonging in society lure viewers in to the feminine social world, but this message falls flat in creating real challenges and obstacles to the characters. They are able to enjoy a relatively peaceful hedonist life, preparing themselves for the work world, but this is only because they exist within a sheltered cupola.
It's worth mentioning that the slice of life genre despite being composed exclusively of women, is designed purposefully for a male audience. In terms of educational merit, it's clear that becoming absorbed in SOL results in social retardation, pedophilia, and buttresses illusions about the formation of relationships and priorities in life. The predatory gaze of embarrassing losers falls on teenage girls or younger, to the point that it raises the suspicion that there is a sadistic element, the goal of destroying something beautiful. In other words, they owe enough fidelity to their society and the peace, security, and private property it's provided them (the internet pedophiles) that they won't lower it to the level of critique, instead the antagonism is transferred and attacked in the image of the pubescent girl, i.e. the loli.
So we can say with a measure of certainty and concreteness that Japanese culture has FAILED the growing young generation, just as Japanese society itself FAILS to make meaning and purpose to life. The absorption into a corporate work culture, supreme alienation, and attempts to revive old traditions all aggregate into a high suicide rate, increased anxiety and depression, social isolation, and the growing popularity of mangas which seem to posit nihilist themes; Berserk, Aku No Hana, etc. Those stupid mangas inserting DIY slice of life elements into every chapter (for almost no reason except to celebrate consumerist hobbyism) are losing their popularity to texts which attack or attempt to tackle the meaninglessness of life in Japan.
History will remember how I heroically blocked someone on Twitter
Every time Swellwell is up, the GOP members on the committee should make farting noises into their microphones until Schiff cuts them off. That would totally rock.
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smdh that there's so many dating sites but none of them have "search for a hunk matching the given regex" functionality
Gonna be hard to spin a Blowed-Up Earth, if I'm being honest. Hard to come up with a Positive Take.
Reminder that "therapy" is a total scam designed to trick anxious white women with too much disposable income into thinking that pointlessly regurgitating the neurotic chatter that runs through their minds daily is some sort of constructive mental growth, and even admirable work.
i do that all the time it's fun :)
No way in Hell am I giving my health info to a crazy-eyed foreigner rocking in the corner, stroking his knife and muttering "Don't be evil, don't be evil."
haven't u ever watched start wreck. at the beginning of every episode rikers has no beard, and by the end it is full grown
The most obvious solution to the "wine-coloured sea" question is that the ancient Hellenic peoples, just like the Greeks today, were a bunch of fucking drunktards.
"Oh Come On Shelly, You'll Always Be Shelly To Me, Alright Shelly, So Come On Shelly" (((Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Culo Off)))!!!
Can you be high and online at the same time?
Imagine my disbelief!! Siri do the shrug emoji.
Four.
i hope that when all of humanity is wiped out this is the only fragment of our existence
I am the hashtag. I am the hashtag.
That's an extremely weird reason to dislike an animal. But whilst we're talking about their digestion, let's discuss their poop. It's delightful. It smells like a Eucalyptus drop!
さとりdeポン！
一般「？」
サブカルオタク「とろ美！」
海外「goreshit！」
Well, think about it. Jesus came as a man, so masturbating to him would be homosexual and that is inconsistent with His teachings. If your pastor did indeed recommend this, I would find a new church.
I hate the idea that there's still a general public. The population is so large now that there's more gay furries than there were people alive back in the 1700s. The popular opinion is no longer the default one.
>>530
It's more quote-worthy than "wrong". Also yeah it's from shitaba
start a fake weed instagram, go find popular weed page, message a bunch of idiots who follow that page and tell them you are selling fatnugzzz. accept bitcoin or cashapp. never send dope obviously. easy as fuck
Go fuck the holes you cut in your son's dolls and cry yourself to sleep over the injustices of the world if you aren't strong enough to face them, fag.
Excellent... thanks for sharing
When he reaches 0% sanity, he becomes a fat, autistic, acne ridden, loser, who wears ahegao hoodies, takes an anime body pillows everywhere he goes, and jacks off to gay furry porn in the computer lab after class.
How do you unironically type out the words “Chick Fil A betrayed us” without reflecting on what went wrong in your life and deactivating your account
>>537 Probably the same way you show everyone how not-racist you are by voting for the black guy twice.
the year is 1982
A distraught japanese man looks down at his scrabble pieces
X, A, B, U, N, G, L, and E stare back at him
Yoshiyuki Tomino knew what he had to do
My source code is not just ASCII, it's rich text with graphics. Imagine compiling a Word document. When you get out of the ASCII stone ages, you can have word-wrap in your source code comments.
(The word wrap sucks, though, because my command-line has active links. Grep prints links. If the width of my source code is different, line numbers change!)
I just used word wrap in comments. I don't like word wrap in code.
Four out of five biologists regard psychologists as jibbering baboons, and you should too. If other scientists had their way, Psychology would not be considered a “science” at all, but would be ranked somewhere above Creationism and below Performance Art. In fact, those who receive undergraduate degrees in Psychology but decide not to pursue graduate programs in that field often fall back on careers in Human Resources.
TFW you buy your girl an expensive microphone setup for her streaming PC and she stands up and farts directly into her new mic while talking to you on discord....
they cant produce enough food to feed themselves. because starving is what shit countries like china are best at.
Oh great, now you've given me a bad taste in my mouth by reminding me of Game of Thrones in this thread full of wholesome niece murder.
How dare you people continuously cast unfounded aspersions on the Queen and her family. What happened to innocent until PROVEN guilty? There hasn’t even been an investigation, let alone charges and even then it would be preposterously asinine to assume guilt without a conviction.
Even if the royal family ever dabbled in something untoward, which there is zero evidence of, it would be vastly outweighed by the massive amount of charitable endeavors they have magnanimously and altruistically sacrificed their German blood, sweat and tears for.
Have you not seen the Crown which clearly demonstrates Ol’ Liz is a sweetheart? Are you not aware of the original heroine white savior, Princess Diana? This amazing family has been through quite enough, without you lot of ignorant bystanders piling on.
Andrew has always been too kindhearted and susceptible to falling in with the wrong crowd. Innocently needing rides and places to stay. Occasionally putting feet in his mouth, helping facilitate illicit arms deals, being taken advantage of entirely unawares by ruffians preying upon his honorable nature. Ribbing elbows with socialites, gal pals, allegedly sweating all over underage prostitutes, in places where they are not technically underage, also they just want money and publicity, also look at the devastating damage done to his image and the horrifying fact that he’s been removed from royal duties such as charitable endeavors such as entertaining arms dealers, so really he’s more of a victim here.
Financial crimes like this don’t even count anyway and these are not that bad compared to Deutsche Bank and the Libor scandal, Bear Stearns + Goldman Sachs etc and the mortgage crisis, HSBC and laundering billions in cartel money, Wells Fargo and the account fraud scandal, the Rothschild’s and whatever it is they did.
Even with Epstein the obvious and only non conspiracy explanation for his obvious suicide, is the colossal guilt he felt for taking advantage of such an honest and loyal friend as Andrew.
Clearly there is zero incontrovertible proof that prince Andrew is a rapist pedophile (I mean that other similar word hebephilia or whatever, about puberty that makes everything totally fine) sex trafficking blackmail facilitating necrophiliac murderer and serial sweater. So any speculation is just slanderous conspiracy theory.
Besides, no one even knows which In and Out socialite philanthropist Ghislaine Maxwell is at, so case closed.
a real girl dressing up as an anime girl is like someone with down syndrome dressing up as a rocket scientist
Kintoki is the super wholesome guy who doesn't really get that he's the star of a hentai doujin. Which is just as well because he can at least tell Shuten is guro incarnate.
he sent in his cat's dna you spastic cunt
People talk about how, if the Pilgrim nuclear power plant melts down, we’ll all die before we evacuate the cape. But has anyone considered, what if the reactor goes critical AND there’s a really long line to get a Crunchwrap?