(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
>>347
I'll fess up to bending it for super obscure tweets that barely show up in search engines, but posts with several lame clickbait articles about them sure as hell don't count.
gee I sure would love to spill the beans about all the people who have been having sex with underage girls in the satanic temple on my private island .. idk tho rn I just feel like shooting myself twice in the back of the head while on suicide watch aha
I can't really explain it but it often crosses my mind. I go hiking a lot in national forests alone and it can feel pretty spooky out there. It'd be easy for something just to come along and snatch you and no one would ever know. I've often felt like I was being watched when I was deep in the woods alone. Typically, when I have the feeling there is something amiss. I know everyone must get it from time to time.
A lot of the cases in 411 just simply can't be explained by someone getting lost. Most of these people were experienced hikers/outdoors-men or too young to cover the distances they did in so little time. There were several stories of people that knew what they were doing walking in circles or refusing to go down hill or follow water back to civilization. That leads me to believe they were running or hiding from something that was hunting them. When you add in the fact that the Government has covered up the facts in a lot of these cases or came in and taken jurisdiction over the investigation it all seems very funny. They probably know something is killing people but are powerless to stop it.
David is supposed to be releasing a book about cases happening in city centers now. Thousands of people go missing every year in cities under mysterious circumstances. It's almost like they're being picked off for food and humans are just cattle. It all seems very similar to how farmers take cattle when it comes time to sell them on the open market.
I used to go in the woods under the influence of various substances like LSD until I learned about all this stuff. These days I won't go trekking unless I'm sober.
>>347,350
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Tsundere Violence served as the forefront for second wave lolicore, it actually saved the genre from dying. Then the 2nd wave artists inspired the 3rd wave artists. So yeah, Tsundere Violence is pretty major in the story of lolicore, lolicore would be dead without it.
Over and over again on Twitter...
"Good riddance to Epstein, who personified everything wrong with powerful white men"
"Actually he was Jewish"
"BLOCKED AND REPORTED for anti-semitism"
There is no such thing as an accident its human error and incompetence that causes these inconvient delays on the rods . Someone makes a *unt of it , its no accident . Now for my part regarding junkies or zombies as i prefer to call them , I guess your one of them that makes a huge living with big wages out of junkies in your job or has one in your family and ive twanged a raw nerve or are you just another bonehead like me that pays the taxes to pay for all this treatment and methadone whilst they stap every substance possible down there throats to get out there nut whilst still trying to hold a sense of humour whilst knocking ones *unt in to pay for them all to go around like zombieland extras ? . They are all well educated against drugs in the past 30 years so its choice of lifestyle they are 100% educated on where it all ends in a grave or crematorium so get over it
not a kiwi farm but we play this album at the tobacco field i work at through the sound system in my truck, always gets the migrant workers working faster so they can clock out sooner lol
Be careful reading Bronze Age Mindset, I once loaned it to a friend, he got halfway through & vanished.
Reappeared months later terrorizing San Diego beaches, grotesquely muscular & NUDE, attacking "Non-Locals" for wearing clothing. Local news has memoryholed it.
This is the most retarded fucking shit I have ever seen on the internet. All that #jpsie cum has gone straight to your brain and made you a brainless sissy retard.
Yes, eating the diamond raw. This is tremendously silly.
Much less silly would be to eat the diamond cooked. Slow braised in a stock of molten gold and cracked emerald. Diamonds are tough, you see, so you have to cook them low and slow, so they end up tender enough that you aren't chewing them for hours.
> If Minecraft is named after the two main things you do in the game, what would other games be called if they were named in the same way?
Not a game but my life would be called fapcry
>tfw he ate the cum lettuce
I wish I was there at the council of the gods when Horus proclaimed Set the biggest gay, and he became king
These names are all fairly long. Does it allow for short and authentic kobold names like Tayldis, or Hitler?
>>359
This is from Sageru. Considering that most people posting on textboards browse all of them, or at least check them from time to time, I would hardly call Sageru a site that nobody knows.
>>364 I see comments from 4chan and twitter in here too, I always assumed the "some site nobody knows" part was about how it's out of context so you don't know where it's from.
I am allowed to converse with other humans. I am also allowed to ingest sustenance to continue working. And best of all, i even get two whole days off a week. Bezos the God Man didn’t have to show mercy upon my wretched body, but he did, and for that i am overjoyed.
May we all find meaning and truth through Bezos the God Man. Nobody in history ever thought that you could sell things online. A true visionary, and the light of my darkened soul
You've run out of diseases you can catch here. We're sending you to Africa
>>365
I thought it was ironic since the early threads looked like they quoted Facebook a lot.
This is a FORUM, you don't DISCUSS shit here
If you kill the puppy yourself you can choose to tell her about it, and then she'll call you a monster and attack you. At which point all hells breaks loose, as the town intervenes in the fight with some people taking the tiny girl's side and some people taking your side, and others just getting caught in the crossfire.
You can also equip the corpse as a weapon and beat her to death with it.
The enemies Mario jumps on canonically live
Personal data:
Not known.
Chief Complaint:
Irritated.And buttocks are itchy.
Onset and course:
Since 1978.It often occurs.
Past History:
I have nothing in particular.
Family History:
They has nothing in particular.
Social History:
I was born in the Japan.The occupation is a traveler.The hobby is Bad.
Liquor and cigarette:
Very Well.
Allergy:
Bad disk.
Treatment policy:
Cannot be treated.
I heard of her yesterday. And decided fully to go Vegan once all the meat I already have is consumed. By my dog or me. His teeth are rotten.
I weeped in the coffee shop I read of Greta in.
She is Terry Fox or Harriet Tubman or John Brown. And 15 or 16?
I am 44 years old. I think I value freedom. But I am not free. Never have been.
Greta is free. And her face and expression and attitude is what the world needs. And really... it is Jesus. That is how she is acting. A.O.C. Is doing ot in US Congress. So you young people that aren't dead inside. Inspired me to follow real Jesus. And use all my wisdom and power at being 44 and a no debt homeowner... to share and help save the world.
I sucked. I still suck. But I lost hope for awhile... And young people are going to save the world. I will help. Keep teaching me. Like Greta has.
I hate puppetts, i wanna stomp this ones right into a curb i HATE this puppet please shove it up ur ass! the latex would of been better used for condoms, I think this video suxxxxx! Kill the puppet! I HATE it!!!!!!! please kill this awfull video it sucksssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry to hear that. but you know, it's as they say "if you're felling down and out, don't fret. Try urethral penetration".
No. You cannot control anything by simply bombing it out of existence. That's like brainlet retard understanding of "I want to take your stuff".
Not only is it retarded in the first place to destroy what you're trying to steal, but it completely ignores the knock-on effects from everyone watching you flailing around like a fucking mental reject destroying people's stuff.
You really don't fucking get it. You can't just point a gun at some other guy with a gun and expect him to just give you everything he has without a fight. You pretend these planets can't be defended, you pretend it's all happening in a vacuum with nobody else watching, you pretend a couple hundred soldiers can rule over millions
You have such a fucking childish view of damn near everything.
You can't even just fucking admit that something like this could be done with millions of troops or something. No you have to stick with this retarded idea that a couple hundred guys with some spaceguns that magically nobody in the universe knows how to deal with, can take over an entire planet.
You operate entirely outside the realm of reason and logic.
god if i HAVE to be friends with a gay can't they at least be a top
I CANN NOT TIE MY FUCKING GODDAMN SHOELACES
SERIOUSLY I GOT STRAIGHT A'S IN ENGLISH, SCIENCE AND MATH DURING MY SCHOOL YEARS I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING JAPANESE FOR THE SIMPLE ABILITY TO BUY MANGA CHEAPER. I HAVE A CONFIRMED IQ OF 130+
BUT
I
CANNOT TIE MY FUCKING SHOELACES
I HAVE BEEN TRYING AND TRYING SINCE I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD TO DO THAT SHIT
I HAVE WATCHED TUTORIALS, READ ONLINE AND OFFLINE, BOTH OF MY PARENTS AND MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE TRIED TO SHOW ME/ INSTRUCT ME ON HOW TO DO IT SINCE I WAS SHITTING IN A DIAPER
TRYING AND TRYING AND FUCKING TRYING
BUT NO
IT IS JUST TO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
HELP ME!!!!?? PLEASE I AM DESPERATE AND FEEL INFERIOR
When I was a kid, I used to wonder why there were so many mythical creatures that only reveal themselves to children and "the pure of heart"
Now I'm an adult, who has several friends I know for a fact would try to fuck Totoro, and yeah, okay, I get it
And I was sitting there in the truck, waiting, as I do, and across the gas station there was a little squirrel jumping around the tree. But it wasn't just a little squirrel. It was a white squirrel, an albino squirrel, jumping around the tree like a squirrel would. Because it was.
I didn't know what Crisco was until now.
I still wish i didn't. It's soy oil and palm oil (the stuff Brazilian farmers are burning down the amazon for, so they can produce more) that is hydrogenated (intentionally saturating the healthy unsaturated fats to be... less healthy) and then put in a pressurized can with a solvent and a propellant (unhealthy for you and unhealthy for the atmosphere, respectively)
That guy put avocados up his ass by lubing them with 100% authentic, free-range, concentrated climate change, lol.
did you know that most sections of power lines are never guarded? did you know you can make thermite at home? did you know that cameras can’t capture your face if you wear a skull mask?
I bought your album on bandcamp and now my computer is haunted
cis people: take a fucking joke snowflake haha pc culture is out of control
trans person: minecraft bee......... trans
cis people, vibrating at an immeasurable rate, about to pop a blood vessel: ffcuk,,,, you itsd a..... g;ame hgw cn it be tranns,,,, bbes dknt have a,,,; genedr
turn that serotonin crash into serotonin cash
My specially commissioned breast implants have 12 equine testicles(3 sets in each) which I personally gelded from horses from my ranch suspended in them
Im always looking for a place to share and express myself during the limited time I get away from my various ranching duties and this looked like a good place to do that.
Like my title describes there are 3 sets(six individual testicles each) of preserved Stallion Testicles suspended in the Silicone Gel of each of my Implants, the testicles come from geldings of a personal breeding project ive been running for a few years on my ranch the premise of which was to develop a large breed with as large a set of genitals as possible.
I'm willing to answer almost anything but I cannot give identifying details(legal reasons) about what company I commissioned my implants from nor any about my plastic surgeon though I will say they were not located in the united states.
Some answers for the common questions I get
Q1.Why:
A.I have an extreme fetish for horse genitals specifically there testicles it has a lot to do with the way I perceive fertility and masculinity in an almost primal animalistic way to me the bigger they are, the more veins the way they hang all of that contributes to make them more attractive to me. I think aesthetic is a word I could use to simplify the whole thing I basically am really attracted to their aesthetic but it does go deeper than that which I imagine a lot of people would feel if they really thought through their particular fetish.
But besides my fetish the idea actually stemmed from a joke someone made to me about making use of my geldings testicles that gave me the original idea. It was something I kind of obsessively fantasized about for a few months before reaching out to various companys to get the fantasy actualzied.
Q2.Whats wrong with you?:
A.My family doctor has suspected for a long time I have some form of autism but besides that I'm not really sure I have any serious mental issues as funny as that might sound coming from me. Besides my fetish and my the contents of my chest, my life is pretty much totally ordinary if not more work oriented then a lot of other people and I don't really have any crazy manic episodes or hear voices or anything like that.
Q3.Aren't the testicles rotting?:
A.No, they were soaked and injected with a preservative solution before being sent off to be suspended in the silicone gel of my new set of implants.
Q4.Isn't that animal abuse?:
A.No the horses would have been gelded regardless its standard practice to geld non breeding males.
Q5.So your into bestiality, you have sex with horses?
A.No, besides the impossibility of doing something like that without coming out of it with severe life threatning trauma im not actually interested in having sexual intercourse with horses or any animal for that matter.
Scooby Doo is all “nothing supernatural exists, everything has a boring explanation,” and yet also features a talking dog.
It seems to me as good as certain that we cannot get the upper hand against England. The English ― the best race in the world ― cannot lose! We, however, can lose and shall lose, if not this year then next year. The thought that our race is going to be beaten depresses me terribly, because I am completely German.
Godzilla would not lose a fight to Parker Lewis, but be wouldn't win either
Does that mean that somewhere in the world there is a man who is the realest man of them all and he'll never know the sweet taste of dick in ass because there isn't a man real enough to fuck him? Does he shed a single tear as he roughly plows his way through a world of men, who in his eyes are just sissy twinks, because his anal cavity will never know satisfaction?
I'd suggest a group hug to forget these horrible times but considering few of us are wearing pants it'd be a little bit gay.
If you're literally an incel and not joking,you're depriving yourself. I'd totally fuck you. You're physically quite fuckable. You should get out more.
(Yes I'm femoid)
My child, when there were 120-200 footprints in the sand, that is when the hogs carried you
Is this the lamest dystopia?
Climate change ravages our planet, countries veering toward authoritarianism, and corporations embracing rule 34 for marketing.
Humanity will go down with the ship while surrounded by our waifus.
Spoken Like A MF That Still Has A Mattress
Get Real With Yourself, Gamer.
You Wanna Beat The Mechs And Drive A Lamborghini?
Sell Your Fucking Mattress. Sleep On Thin Air.
Dumbass.
You have permission to eat my shit
"I thought you said you wouldn't do that in my mouth."
"I subverted your expectations, baby. "
I once saw a rainbow in the sky while I was driving but I wasn't giving into that liberal bullshit so I closed my eyes. I nearly died, but it was worth it.
6 in otter years is an adult. :P
9 women can give birth to 9 babies in 9 month that's 1 baby a month.
They don't make 1 baby for 9 month together you dumb fuck.
That's why clone are good, because they share your skills!
Don't clone yourself though, 9*0 would be 0 in your case
Hey, so a long while ago I got an ASUS Xonar DX card since one of my motherboard sound cards was having a static problem. One time I was playing around with the audio settings and at one point I had a setting on that was playing this ridiculously quality audio for a split second. Like, it sounded like whatever I was listening to was live and directly in front of me or something; I can't explain it, like it was surrounding me and right there. Maybe it wasn't even "good," it was probably some playback style that did it, but it had this weirdly 3D quality where I just felt it, man. Like jesus fucking christ, I'd play some chiptune song and the saw waves were cutting my face off. There was blood everywhere and the Pokemon Card GB2 ROM was punching me in the face with untranslated sound quality
Um. Anyway, the problem was, it only happened for a split second, the second something was starting from a source. Really quick, then it would play as normal. I wasn't able to replicate it as long as I had the card again, and then recently the thing's power has been causing weird driver issues, so I've taken the thing out and I'm going off my new motherboard's onboard audio.
Does anyone know what this is? Was I tripping on something? (Was I DOSING???) Obviously it's really hard to say what the hell it was and I don't have any settings or anything besides the hardware it was on... I think it was some sort of GX mode I was playing around with, but every time I tried to do it again with just that mode it never did anything noticeable to the music.
If someone happens to know off my vague descriptions that'd be awesome.
People whose lives come to a screeching halt for 48 hours of distraught hyperventilating when they hear the wrong gender pronoun are going to use brute force to get the rest of us to fall in line with their worldview.
Ok, got it.
Primus sounds like Tool listened to Trout Mask Replica for 6 months and then made a concept album about the movie Deliverance.
17 is legal pops
I just was trying to figure out what to write my midterm paper on and I ended up here
When I die, I want to wake up on the dawn of a new day in Clock Town, enjoy the carnival... then hop onto the Mario Kart Rainbow Road (N64) and race to Isle Delfino. Pretty sure that is heaven for me, I sure hope it is!
Why would anyone give a flying fuck about the Rainman hypothesis? Woohoo bing bing complex numbers yahoo!
Need more confused penis. Confused penis is my favorite animu character, I own all the confused penis interactive action figures &, all the Blu Rays that feature confused penis
Sorry Chinks, for some reason the rule on this planet is that the capacity to form orderly collectivist societies has an inverse relationship to the capacity to charm and please women. Wasn't my idea.
The problem with the Great Classics of non-fiction is that people didn't know anything about anything in the past, and they were all incredibly tedious writers up until the middle of the 19th century (and most of them for a good while after that). I've read Das Kapital and Two Treatises of Government and I honestly wouldn't wish it on anyone. I haven't read The Conquest of Bread, but people I know seem to like Kropotkin so it may turn out to be better; I'd be very surprised.
Really, just never start learning with dusty foundational texts. Read a modern synthesis (that is, something written after WW2) or three, and only then maybe go back to the ``classics'' for more historical context. You're just wasting everyone's time (but especially your own) otherwise. You don't have the historical context to understand them or the modern perspective to see how the bullshit in them has developed since then.
I just washed poison off my character by directing it to swim in a large pool of blood.
Not even being provocative but if you think Greta Thunberg has the maturity to guide global policy-making then you cannot object to Jeffrey Epstein paying 16-year-olds for sex.
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: what up seinFREAKS
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: ive been working on a few fan episodes
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: heres one
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: kramer wins an all expenses paid vacation
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: only to find out the island belongs to jeffry epstein
This flowchart is wrong because it uses diamonds for triangle determinations.
I read that as "pagan welding" and was picturing, I dunno, a metal goat or something.
There seem to be two kinds of stories out of California cities these days: filth and forbiddance.
One night, me and a few friends decide to get royally fucked up. We're talkin booze, trees and acid. Anyway, we get so fucked up we dont know wtf is going on.
We end up behind some elementary school on the playground. No idea what time it is, but it feels like I can teleport around. Me being the heavy Quake player I was, decide hey lets see if i can telefrag one of these nubs. So i start trying to hit one of them with my teleport. Turns out I was just running around and screaming at people for a good hour.
tl;dr - got really fucked up, thought i could teleport and tried to telefrag people
It's a video from a film about a sex addict with a big willie, who feel self pity and disgust and an underlying shame at his inability to communicate except through sex..
The main character would not garner much sympathy from his sociopathic behaviour and uncomfortably inappropriate relationship with his sister.
A bit too lower chakra for me
Nothing to appeal to the Spirit or the Heart.
A funny choice for a really good song.
Slashdot altered its threaded discussion forum display software to explicitly show domains for links in articles, as "users made a sport out of tricking unsuspecting readers into visiting Goatse.cx
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So i was playing Mario Kart 8 the other day and I seen a Bowser - a gay bowser - falling off the track on rainbow road. He seemed to be a bit frustrated, as if he had gotten hit by a red shell and then someone rammed him off the side with a piranha plant. So after watching him struggle for a while I decide to go over and lend a helping hand ya know? "Hello Gay Bowser, can i be of any assistance? It seems to me you have lost something. I would like to help you find it."
He replied .... "oh yes, you have lost something" ...
"you've lost ....."
"your place"
"you're in 12th place now"
sage
>>423
is this spam, or someone else's comment from a site nobody knows?
>>426
I think it's spam from a some site nobody knows. automated spam on 4-ch usually seems to have the name fields filled in
“Remember,this quiz is just for fun. Do not take this personally!”
I need Smith real,girl.
Does anybody else see speling mastics pleas do not make speling mastics in your quiz guys because we need to see what stand on the quiz!!!
THIS QUIZ IS SPUIT TO
BAAI FOR EVER PEOPLE
broke: "I don't like Epic Games, but I'm glad they're speaking out"
woke: "They're only doing this because Hong Kong is about to be announced as an Epic Games Store exclusive"
The leftists need a crisis, so they can scream hysterically and demand to be given control over all our lives so they can ‘fix’ it.
i dont know why the idea of feral catgirls is so appealing to me
like imagine you're trying to take out the trash and in your alley there's a girl in a hoodie and dirty thigh highs eating a dead bird
At that range hei could ewgf before Akuma could pull the trigger.
At longer distances he could just crouch dash under it. The power of gun is not infinite
Oh, this is definitely gonna triggly some puffs...
Well to be fair there are only 2 Genders. Men and Political.
Women will wage Jihad against each other to win a pointless e-contest and people call it cute but when Dirlewanger slaughtered Polish and Belarusian villages it's bad and crazy. Smh y'all got double standards
Whatever, I personally think that anime is literally the pinnacle of artistic expression. It's basically the only style that should exist, it's way better than bekkaliev's fat fucking sow legs.
Like you are free to disagree but that would make you a massive fucking homo sperg.
>duuuuuh drool akneemeeee baaaad, duuuuuhhh"
I bet you fucking draw the fucking nose instead of putting a tasteful dot in the middle or like that obtuse triangle. Honestly we should just burn that gay boomer "art" shit and just replace all the boring Rembrandts with Seven Deadly signs fanart. Malevich's black SQUARE? bro that's some fucking queer shit right there, I would rather have them put up a still from Inuyasha or code geas.
I guess its sometimes true, that love makes you blind. Such bliss to not pay any mind to such things as Phantom's horn, or how it got there...
Most rolls of toilet paper get discarded, but this one was destined for greatness. Just think, in some ponies lavatory, a certain roll of soft tissue was used, and used up. It once held the tissue that was used to wipe pony posterior, and now its a fixture on the forehead of your favorite stallion.
May the legend of Phantom's horn never die. To get to where it is in life, on Phantom's head, it had to deal with a lot of crap. Never forget.
Gounginess is rarely linked to one's perception of the shape of Earth.
As long as one remains local (i.e., within one's parish) all triangles drawn on Earth's surface appear "flat" (= angles add up to 180 degrees).
However, as soon as you expand your horizons (which is contrary to many American religions), you discover that very large triangles on Earth's surface have a "spherical excess" (= the sum of angles is more than 180 degrees), thus proving - quite easily - that Earth's surface has a positive curvature, like that of a sphere.
In general (with normal human beings with normal intelligence), this is enough to remove the gounginess that prevents the perception of Earth's true shape.
Gomenusai, reddit-samas. Real life is not an anime. The heroes don't always win, limiters don't get unlocked. But, if real life WAS an anime, wouldn't now be one of those times? Like, when the big boss (CEO) comes out, begs for forgiveness, and does some thug samurai shit like slicing off his right arm in atonement? That's not going to happen, but how badass would that be? It Blizzard or Bobby was willing to drop an arm, I'd let them take the Chinese money imo.
Didn’t people learn their lesson when the Arab Spring happened and the governments were turned into even shittier governments? Just because someone is protesting doesn’t mean they’re right and they’re victory may not be in your best interest. Rubes.
>>440 Gounginess is a googlewhack right now. Is this a typo? What did the original author mean?
For us, the day the greatest and most epic scene in cinema story was filmed was the most important day of our lives. But for Raul Julia, it was Tuesday.
molotov ribbontrap
Hello, I am a 13 yr old girl with 9-tailed kitsune, wolf, and dog kins. I was browsing around on Tumblr and I noticed how much otherkin hate there is. I even saw someone claiming they were otherkin when they were 13 but they aren't anymore. I am scared because that is my age. I am serious about being otherkin. I knew I was since I was 7 or 8 but I just didn't know the word for it. I don't want to lose my true identity! Why is there so much otherkin hate? We aren't hurting anyone! No, we are not mentally ill, this is our true identity. I don't know if I'm valid.
Oh, and I have an idea! How about all the otherkin who can't storm Area 51 go storm the internet on September 20 and say anyone who critizes otherkin is being a bully?
Sorry for my little rant, I hate seeing anyone bullied. I want to end bullying forever.
it is at 2009. you are at an anime convention. An L cosplayer walks by, handcuffed to a Light cosplayer, holding a yaoi paddle. Nine thirteen year-olds walk by in a line doing the caramelldansen. A man screams "you just lost the game" from the second floor, and everyone groans