(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
Back in the 60s you could join belgian paramilitaries in the Congo and shoot at UN forces and get paid for it now you cant even call someone gay online
How can anyone be proud of kissing in a romantic way another man/man or woman/woman and not feel disgustingly wrong and how can a thief eat food or watch TV after stealing it from someone else and how can one beg asylum and citizenship from a country that Muslims tried to destroy on 9/11. People, people, people...wake up...how can you follow the Democratic party and still call yourself a good and Godly American?
Yes! I wonder if i can make a mentally disabled redditor on cyberpunk 1997
I wonder if the only real discerning quality of my personality is the fact that im a mentally disabled cyberpunk linux kid that worships lain
The only retro Mario game that ever happened was SMB1, the other games were dreams and/or dramatic retelling of the story. I mean Mario, literally saved the ruling Monarchy from an evil dragon wizard... that has to make you a really popular guy in the kingdom. If some plumber saved the life of Kim Jong-un, there'd be a ton of plays and movies in North Korea celebrating his heroism.
If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you're weak, your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter.
Did you know your country already has double the global warming than the rest of the world and that's before the filthy oil pipeline that Mr funny socks might built? I think that's more likely the reason for your diseases, bro.
This autistic post gave me cancer combined with Ebola and made me want to kill myself more than that depressing time my sister raped me for slapping the dog when I was five years old because it was gay.
Literally more retarded than the Irish 9/11.
The kid didn’t even say that he doesn’t like Keanu, he just said he didn’t know who Keanu was because he’s literally a 10 year old child. I cannot stress this enough, Reddit sent death threats to a 10 year old child because he didn’t know who Keanu Reeves is.
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This singularity might as well be called need for seed:underground.
Anyway, after all that is explained they like have to find a new kid in 8 days or they'll die, and also there's an business executive who wants control of the toy-animating crystal at the center of the earth, and also the toys are all really horny and there's probably one who farts a lot. Anyway, that's my pitch for Toy Story, But Terrible.
Nah man, "fiscally conservative, socially liberal" means let me pay for sex but don't give money to poor people.
What is a sprite? A miserable little pile of pixels.
help I followed your advice and now I have 10 vacuums in my garage that are not selling please respond
Word of advice
If you see an effeminate male that takes pictures of themselves with anime face masks, striped stockings, "cute" Snapchat filters and are "uwu softbois"
Chances are they're either racist, transphobic, have bad taste in humor, use slurs a lot, or all of the above
empty parking lots are very very sad.
My Grandpa Died Today Can I Get 10 Likes 😭😭😭
WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS
The heteros are upseteros
I wonder if any other respected female leaders have been referred to using a maternal accolade. What do you think, Mother Jones?
I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.
Calling these games "roguelikes" is like calling a turd a "fartlike"
There is nothing like dropping the largest offering on the porcelain pedestal and retrieving the fruits of your labor, feeling helpless but rewarded for your efforts as Poseidon kisses your taint with a wave as forceful as an ocean storm. There is nothing more liberating when you are free from the illusion of choice and just embrace the fact that the toilet water will kiss your taint with the passion of a thousand maidens no matter what you do. So don’t be afraid of backsplash, but rather embrace it for liberating your from the burden of choice.
Only thing I can see he's done is turn half the country into raving idiots.
You tell a girl you’re tired from a long week and she’ll be like “come over and I’ll help you relax” then expect you to run gravity hammer on her for 45 minutes while she star fishes. Bitch that’s cardio, make me some soup or something
It’s just not a small farm town without two gas stations across from each other.
I do not speak inglish. Not need to worry, no need to hurry, relax buddy.
No I cant function while even slightly buzzed I end up just going to kitchen rummaging through the pantry for sardines or other canned fish
I was playing an MMO as a dwarf and there was this gay guy who approached me while I was AFKing and wanted to 1) shave my character's head, 2) cum on the now bald head, 3) polish it with a rag (using the cum as a… glaze?) until it was shiny and lastly 4) rub his balls all over it. I'm sure he wanted to do more but I got back and replied, "What the fuck?" and he stopped messaging me.
Sure, it may have been a troll, but considering he was hanging around the RP area and he ran off the moment I went "What the fuck" it seemed kinda legit.
Science is evil, modern philosophy is all pants on head tier, and white women are the vessel through which Satan enters the world.
If I wanted actual people to go away then I'd be a liberal myself, and I'm not. I can't be one because I don't hate people that much.
Why don't they make a condom that only covers the tip of your penis?
The Ramones are a tiresome meme band and their music is appropriately being used to score Disney TV movies and commercials for fast food.
Like, I know people just look at this and laugh it off, but non-magic players don't understand the reality of this. Go to a Star City Games event, or God forbid a Grand Prix, and it's just a sea of ass cracks. I don't understand how it's physically possible for there to be that many ass cracks in a single location.
It's not a joke, people. It's an actual plague.
Today on what would have been his 136th birthday, remember Franz Kafka's immortal words, "Make sure you destroy every last word I've written, Max. Please let me be forgotten."
born too late to explore earth, born too early to explore space. born just in time to rummage through trash cans at AX for condoms filled to the brim with genetically superior weeb cum to artificially inseminate my wife with
Crushing my fake molar filled with cum to impregnate Chelsea Clinton mid lingus
A 7.1 Earthquake just hit while I was taking a leak and I got all of it in the bowl
I am very proud and just needed to tell someone.
Women basically have a micropenis with 2 shafts hidden below the surface, it reminds me of a "meatotomy" or a "penile subincision" when I try to envision it. This is very unsettling because if you fucked a woman it would be like be rubbing your cock between 2 other cocks in disguise. It seems inherently gay, I don't think heterosexual intercourse can even exist so it's best to avoid all sex.
I call it the Gamma (Y) enhanced energetic transfer drive, more commonly referred to as the YEET drive or YEET primary impulse thruster.
The isomer stack will be initiated with plain old ultraviolet light, but the intermediate stage outputs will be multiplied by a gamma ray stimulated X-ray emitter embedded in the center of the stack.
Of course, as with all technology, weaponized versions will be made. These will utilize heavy metals as the propellant, and a particle accelerator with a focusing stage. These versions accelerate a collimated annular beam of heavy nuclei to substantial fractions of light speed and fire a sub-TeV electron focus beam through the center.
Although not very effective in atmosphere with its nanoparticle projectile beam, The YEET cannon will be a weapon of terrifying prowess in space, being likened to a relativistic shotgun with a 1000 kilometer range. It can also be used to disrupt complex nanoscale microelectronic or mems systems at ranges well over 25000 km.
this is the very baddest game on this earth ever. do not download this.
RIP former Disney child actor who suddenly “died in his sleep” hours after the world’s biggest pedophile sex trafficking ring began to crumble to the ground
some of ya'll are 13 and already have a partner, AND IM HERE WITH MY 15 y/o ASS STILL SINGLE 🤡
pretending to care about womens soccer to own trump. we are at mecha cosmic baudrillard levels of spectacle here. no one in new york city has ever been to a womens soccer game. its never happened
you guys really are stupid
You can pet animals now. Necromancers can pet their zombie animals too, and the living can try too if they are foolish. Hmm, I think a necromancer might also be able to pet their zombie humanoids, due to how it does the detection.
@elonmusk IS A CON MAN. THE SELF DRIVING CAR ALREADY EXISTS. IT IS CALLED, "HORSE"
Rumor is that when NATO designed their early missile warning defense system, Nixon insisted on a 2 minute minimum. Many have said he wanted proud Americans to "bust one last collective nut before meeting that sunova bitch up there"
nah, gay sex with niggers is how you get double AIDS
I am become Bimbo, twerker of clubs.
If on my deathbed I have 3 minutes left to make my peace and I have a choice of calling my family or responding to a post on reddit about how "smart" Donald Trump is, I'd post on reddit.
Lmao what kind of special ed shit is this? This whole thing reads like St. Augustine if he didn't get enough oxygen in the womb.
Doesn't matter??
Look man, we're talking about a company paying devs to release games on their currently sub par implementation of an online store front
If that's not the most important topic in the world right now then I'm not sure what else to tell you
Trump = funny senile grandpa who says slurs
Biden = depressing senile grandpa who struggles to tell long pointless story and reminds you of your own mortality in the process
yall will pay $30 for bathwater but then get mad when there’s a free hair in the mashed potatoes from the cute waitress 🙄 🤦♀️
Just googled this cunt. Changed his name from Igor to Gary, but for some reason decided that fucking Shteyngart was a keeper?
I'm genuinely shocked that no flat-Earthers have emerged in the comments section... then again, they probably can't parse the polysyllabic chorus.
Camille PAWGlia
b-but they make a funny honk sound when they're pegged
seen one perfectly rendered beautiful ass, seen em all.
Besides even with my shitty graphics, the in game ass is better than all the porn out there. Its probably the ONLY version of a rule 34 where the original is just superior to all the fan versions of it.
The fucking sculpted and perfected that ass
Its still one of the most shocking elements of the game that initial made me weary of even trying to play the game. I only got into it years later when I saw the swath of nothing but positive reviews, and I was really confused when people started saying it was this amazing philosophy game... sry im rambling.
having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet
Dont worry, after 80 awesome years of being a wealthy elite modern noble stepping on the necks of millions, hell get his comeuppance when he dies peacefully of natural causes in his own bed.
Toridamono: “The design is totally of my personal taste. Clad in black tights with a fundoshi. I didn’t hesitate much.”
I went to a shrine, rolled a tin icosahedral die and it was a bad roll and I was cursed to be a snowy owl for a week. So I flew up to a nearby rooftop and pondered tangents.
Backup everything now.
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill.
You have a few hours.
>>319
bad times friend ahead
maybe no 1997 scatology dojin
maybe no drawings on net
Yo Vicky could get it. I love how the zog machine put castrating female characters in every show and polluted my mind.
Now I'm a femdom sub and want nothing more than a bitch jew wife to cuck me.
Pagan White Nationalists are just hoteps but with less melanin
A lot of attributes that would be sue-ish in anything else are pretty hot in fetish materials. This is a part of why a lot of them get written, and a part of why they are widely loathed; the writer is expecting you to sympathize with someone who's more perfect than you (ugh), or someone who's you but more perfect (fans self).
Every time a boomer wears an untucked ugly polo to Mass, another 10 latinx hop the border
dear redacted please tell us about your pizza hut experience
like, it was ok i guess? i don't exactly order from you guys expecting to be blown away, the food was warm and edible.
The first and possibly only PS2 game to feature a Horse Wiener as an equippable item.
so hey can we retcon our shadowrun timeline to make it so the drummer from The Winstons got royalties from everyone using that one drum loop and they now run the music industry in 2070 or whenever this takes place and used the money to implant themselves with a bunch of cyberware that makes them immortal
Oh she's def a virgin then. Whenever you watch an episode of anime, you automatically get your virginity back.
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The joke is that SNAILS ARE SLOW
Everything your ancestors built will be given away to people who don’t deserve it, don’t know what to do with it, and are guaranteed to ruin it.
Paul McCarthy and Steve Russell saw what was going to happen and pre-emptively invented Lisp.
"What gender is they?" That was painful to read.
Maybe they can make the Terminator African. "I'll be black." Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?
I'm gonna be honest with you all. If I ever become hyper rich, I'm gonna ball hard. They'll be a section of the CO2 emission pie chart with my name on it. I'm gonna do Elvis shit where I fly across the country for a particular sandwich then fly home.
I would see if I could build an airplane chariot, like two Cessna's strapped to a carriage, and I control the Cessna's from the carriage. Then I'd expand the technique to where I would travel city to city with two 747's strapped to a 1968 Dodge Charger r/T 440 as my personal transportation. the Charger would be running to provide air conditioning of course.
Come at me peasants.
Macross is a series that everyone nowadays should watch, because at its core its about cultural struggle.
You will find many parallels between modern day SJWs and the Zentradi race. The anime was partially inspired by the cold war.
The hilarity of the Trump-Rodentia non-story rests in the fact that Trump really isn't a racist. He's about as guileless and non-racist a president as we've ever had (not entirely to his credit, imo), and when he called out Baltimore as a rodent-infested shithole he was sincerely thinking about all the rats that plague Maryland's District 9.
Naturally, White shitlibs, who secretly harbor dark thoughts about the darker races and negatively transfer those thoughts onto BadWhites who aren't willing to abase themselves in ritualistic virtue sniveling elevating the negro to divinely blessed child-like innocence, immediately presumed Trump's rat reference was a thinly-veiled euphemism for blacks, because that's exactly where their own shitlib minds went.
Shitlibs always project.
Not a videogame but I used to play this in real life. You take a big shit on the floor right in the most high-traffic path in your home, and then leave it there and go to sleep. When you wake up, you will come across the shit and may have forgotten all about it. If you forgot about it and get chills plus an "oh, that's right" feeling then you lose 1 point. If you remembered the shit and don't get any feelings at all then you gain 1 point. You have to do it until you either have -3 or +3 points, and then you win or lose.
They are dead.
I take great pains in educating my daughter. Sundaresan would like to talk to you. Giles brought his children with him. Aren’t you looking forward to your next chance to speak? Her eyes
I think that they think that "hip" is short for "hippopotamus".
Human brain is a funny thing.
The smell of watermelon reminds me of the very old memories of
those nasty smells of Kabutomushi beetles and their pee
on a half-rotten watermelon in a small plastic case.
I just cannot get rid of this crooked memory.
No offense to watermelon lovers.
Otakus are like gaijins. They always bring troubles.
lmfao at white women allergic to "nightshade," these girls really out here thumbing through The Mystikal Tome Of Forest Spellkraft Enchantment Ingredients to find new things that will set off their chronic fatigue syndrome if it ends up in their $65 a plate vegan burmese food
Imagine if Henry David Thoreau was a schizophrenic Nazi, there now you've read Siege.
I take a long drag from my cigarette as I stare out of my foxhole, hollow eyed at the treeline. The distant sounds of oinking coming nearer and nearer as the sun sets. The cold steel of my AR-15 the only thing that stands between those hogs and my kids behind me.
A smell of pig shit wafts on the breeze as I load the 5.56mm into my magazines. Claymores line forward positions, ready for those pink bastards come at me. As the sun goes down the oinking comes closer, trees rustling in the summer heat. A flare goes up, and my blood runs cold.
30-50 screaming VietHogs rush my position blowing those damn whistles and making an ungodly racket. I unload magazine and magazine as little Suzy mans the Ma Deuce. Hot casing fill our foxholes as little Johnny calls in fast movers to nape the treeline. Still, they don't stop.
The pigs just keep on coming as I am forced to use my bayonet on the slippery hams. Little Suzy is hit and dragged off as Johnny calls a broken arrow, Huey's rain rocket fire all around us as A-4s drop 500lb bombs. I don't know how long we fought, but it seemed like an eternity.
As the sun rose and exposed the dead and dying bodies of dozens of feral hogs, I gathered my family and readied for another night of hell. My gun and me the only thing standing in the way of those twisty tailed beasts.
Because pest control...
Pest control never changes.
Having tried a representative sample, I confirm this hypothesis.
Note that in the case of redheaded women, ‘Irish’ is a force-multiplier.
Evidence is for cucks. Alphas sit in their armchairs and make up stuff and everything makes sense as long as they say "science"/"scientifically" or "logic" every other minute