(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
Everyone should try Aurora once, to see how the other half lives. Okay, not the other half but a small percentage of gamers. Actually, a fraction of a percentage. Now that I think about it, maybe just one person. But that person fucking loves having to convert a slip’s tooling to build a specific type of ship.
Season 2 has been ok but I really miss Hillary as the main villain of season 1. She had much more supernatural lore (like being literally Satan and sacrificing babies) in her origin story than Biden and I miss that.
Also the plot line for why Sanders is endorsing Biden is really weak this time around. Remember in season 1 when he only endorsed Hillary because the Clintons held his family hostage? And we figured it out when he blinked SOS in Morse code during his endorsement speech.
The Sanders cult has really dropped the quality of conspiracy writing this year and it shows.
Democracy is when people agree with me. If they disagree, their consent has been manufactured by the lamestream media.
Yes ooo.
I have been touched several times.
The one that pained me most was in 2013 when 3 ladies raped me.
I just traveled from Lagos to Benin at night.
So when we entered Benin it was already late at night nd one of the ladies in our bus offered to house me together with other two ladies since it was very late at night nd I couldn't get any vehicle that will take me to my house at Ikpoba Hill.
So when we got to her house I to take a shower in her bathroom when one of the ladies that came with us entered the bathroom nd ask me to bleep her if not she will shout that I want to rape her so to avoid stories that touch I bleeped her, as I was bleeping her the other lady came nd saw us nd demanded that I bleep her too, so I started bleeping her.
So after sometimes the lady that sheltered us was hearing some moan so she came to check what the moaning was all about nd caught me bleeping the other two ladies.
So she got angry nd demanded that I bleeped her too if not she will chase all of us outside her house, I refused to bleep her so the other two ladies started begging me to bleep her too because they can't afford to stay outside cos of insecurity so I bleeped her too.
Please among four of us who is at fault?
Think of it like a threesome. Oxygen usually sticks together as a pair, like people. But when theres a crazy amount of energy, it can bond in 3.
Fluorine ions are like your hairy neighbor. You and your other 3rds can be having a blast, but when your fat hairy neighbor comes around with his cock flapping in the breeze, it kills the mood.
It when life does not give you some pineapples :)
Crach and Craite: Here Geralt, this sword has been in my family for generation. May it serve you well in your battles.
Geralt: Hmm... Fuck... Not as good as the Griffin set...
Just to add to examples of clothing being less cross-cultural, I took an anthropology class back in undergrad where we watched a lot of raw footage of various tribes. The males of the Yanomamo people in the Amazon rainforest wore nothing but a string that they would tie around the tip of their penis so the tip would be held up -- like a belt around their waist. It made sense given the climate.
Interestingly, although it was literally just a bit of string, they took it seriously. If, in the middle of their violent and sometimes fatal duels, a participant's penis got loose, both sides would dutifully stop so the affected party could tie it back up.
Just to let everyone know I work in the 5G field. While I was working from home this weekend I just realised I had all the units set to “give corona” setting instead of the default “make everyone gay” default setting. Really sorry about that.
SUCH A FRICKIN CORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omfg all the people who say it is a cork, well you're wrong look at my video, that is a cork
Did you really never give your friends tummy rubs in school? Are you American or something? I've never been somewhere that didn't have that superstition. Basically if a girl has her belly exposed and you rub it you both get good luck for the day.
Ey girl, wanna come over to my place and play shrek on ps2
Emily is the kind of teen girl who just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on newgrounds.com while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased at Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy one get one 50% off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IMs outsourced stolen Pom and Z comic art over a 56k Modem America Online trial discs on myspace.com with a Top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn't get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition transparent green Xbox using third-party Mad Catz Air Flo controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making anti-Semitic remarks about how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.
Satou can no longer afford a single apartment and has to share an apartment with a bunch of smelly, middle-aged fuck ups. Misaki met some autist guy with rich parents and moved in with him. Satou hasn't seen in her in over a decade and lost all contact. He now works minimum wage and drinks soju every evening to knock himself out. He has become too numb and deteriorated to even care anymore. His parents died and he barely showed any emotion at their funeral. He is no longer capable of feeling pity for himself, nor any other strong emotion that would lead to him acting out of his routine. It's a 12 episode anime series and in the last 2 episodes, Satou gets to know he has terminal cancer and less than a year to live. In the last episode you see Satou walking down an alley with a bottle of booze in his hand. It rains heavily and he's soaked to the bone. He stumbles and falls. He lays on the pavement, turns face up, and wants to take a sip from the bottle, but realizes it broke on impact. He nods his head back and closes his eyes as the rain cover the emerging tears. The camera shows his decrepit body on the street, then slowly pans out and up until it reaches a 3rd floor window in some apartment complex. The camera zooms into the window and you can see Misaki riding the dick of her autismo sugar daddy.
why do people keep consistently comparing the hot character of the moment to onceler. like. onceler was an absolutely unique level of fandom insanity nothing else has been able to capture since. not raymond, not sans, not bill cipher, not a single one of them comes close
what made onceler so insane was specifically because he was the only "attractive" element of his source property. outside of him, the lorax film was largely considered a joke, a poor attempt to adapt a seuss book by adding on a badly thought out framing device
with the other examples that people throw up of onceler characters, they're from well-liked properties, so there's plenty of shit you can do with them, especially in the shipping angle. with the lorax, there was nothing. onceler was basically the only character you could draw on
the rest of the characters in the film aren't really appealing. statistically speaking at least one person on the internet had the hots for the CEO villain because there's always that niche corner, but across the broad swath of fangirls, onceler was it. onceler was all you had
so what can you ship him with? no-one else in the film hits that mark, so they went with the only thing they had left: himself. oncest became the sole driving force of onceler fandom, and in a pace far outstripping most fandoms, AUs and alternate versions of him proliferated
like, given enough time, a fandom will hit a similar point of weirdness, but onceler was so mad specifically because the sparseness of the source material meant that the fandom effectively no choice but to immediately hit the nadir of bizarre fan material and keep going
it was a rate of growth, mutation, and decay that takes most fandoms years to get to, and the onceler fandom did it in the space of like, 3 months. in almost no time you were seeing onceler shipped with an absolutely insane variety of AU versions of himself
onceler, the cannibal. onceler, the walmart cashier. onceler, with axes for hands and some kind of devil trigger mode. onceler, but he's made of semen. this is like. barely scratching the surface, and yes they're all real examples
none of the characters that have ever been cited as being "the new onceler" have ever gotten even remotely close to the level of madness the onceler fandom reached. it's hard to believe if you didn't see it but it was real and i was like, in the eye of the storm as it happened
(i was NOT into onceler i was dating someone who was. i have better taste in both boyfriends and characters these days)
bill cipher was not the new onceler. sans was not the new onceler. raymond was not the new onceler. they're just funny boys that a lot of people liked
no-one has ever been the new onceler. the onceler stands alone, king of a castle whose peaks reach far beyond anyone else
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler, i saw one where the cat is in anazi uniform, more of those cuz thats funny, the rest is kinda gay
The Last Of Us 2 has completely failed at conveying a complex story with interesting character interactions and relationships in the 14 bullet point leaks summed up by a 4chaner. Absolutely mind boggling.
Adulthood is going to work, quietly sipping glasses of water in the dark, and never, ever, under any circumstance, laughing at dick jokes.
I saw someone converting pictures of their butthole into AC designs and selling them so when there's a will there's a way
Pictures of me and my girlfriend and my friends are posted and attacked mercilessly. As much as I'm ashamed to admit it, I almost cried. Yes, from a stupid loving INTERNET THREAD. I was so distraught that I actually banned myself the very day it happened and re-registered a few weeks later after I cooled down a bit. After lurking for a bit more I have decided that this forum seems to be nice enough and smart enough to help me with my troubles.
With that little piece of backstory, you should probably know what the problem at hand is: I take everything extremely seriously. The vicious and savage insults that those bastards threw at my girlfriend were yelling at me in my head everytime I've talked to her or looked into her beautiful eyes since then. I can barely see her anymore; just five minutes she called and I saw her name on my caller I.D. and I didn't even answer. The day after the incident we went out to eat and I almost threw up after watching her inhale her sandwhich. A stupid loving internet thread has been eating away at me for months; I used to think about how wonderful and beautiful my girlfriend was 24/7, now I think about how disgusting and fat and goth and grotesque (what the insults were) she is.
Things like this just eat away at me, and it really rips my life away. Ever since I was a child and kids would generically insult my mother at school it would effect me profoundly; I used to be disgusted with my mother after what my school mates would call her.
I know I should probably go to a counselor for help with this, but, frankly, I'm too embarassed, too poor, and too busy to do so. If anyone here could offer any suggestions that would be spectacular. Thank you in advance.
AI = Applied Demonology
Boy I love trapping demons in microscopic silicon megastructures to do my bidding, I sure hope nothing goes wrong
Real grown-ass men are crying because the dolls they get as a bonus for buying the video game are girl dolls, not boy dolls. This is why people hate g*mers.
a pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag the only girl i ever loved was andrew in drag there is no hope of love for me, from here on i go stag
Uwu is an analytic contour tone language with a very small phonetic inventory. Its native speakers are communes of catgirls who have left behind their physical forms to ascend to a higher plane of existence and live exclusively on the internet.
The Uwuians have recently decided to initiate contact with humans, hoping that teaching the Uwuian language to the inhabitants of all human nations will bring harmony and peace to Earth, though some remain sceptical whether the humans are truly ready for that endeavor yet.
Phonology
Fricatives v [v] Approximants w [w]
u [u] ũ [ũ] ü [y] o [o] õ [õ] ö [ø]
o neutral tone ó rising tone ò falling tone ô rising-falling tone ŏ falling-rising tone
Grammar
Uwu is primarily head initial with SVO word order.
It possesses no inflectional morphology and instead uses prepositions to mark case, and numerals and adjectives to express number, though the latter is optional.
Tense, aspect and mood are marked using adverbs and auxiliary verbs.
full grammar/vocab: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZV1U0S8qC6yJEi6grFO_Vq5A15lRVCLYeq_udWsC-9Y/edit
We regard it as only right and proper that the world sees in the New Year by singing a Scottish song. We take it for granted that half the broadcasters on the BBC are Scotsmen. We don't envy the English. We pity them. There is no Scottish cringe, in the Australian fashion. There is only the Scottish swagger - a swagger inspired by the authentically Calvinist certainty that we and only we (by which of course I mean we White Aggressively Scottish Protestant males) are the Elect.
Man, working as a scientist in the USSR must have been so fucking cool.
>Excuse me, comrade professor, what's the story behind that scar on your head?
>Oh, I put my head in a running particle accelerator and it melted part of my brain.
>Guys, guys, nevermind that. Come quick to the biology department, they're sewing dogs together just because!
Shrek was euthanised on 6 June 2011 on a veterinarian's advice. He was 16.[1]
I want to see a rom-com that continues to escalate until the main female protag has rallied an army of modern day warrior women to stage a full-scale war against the male protag and his army of ad hoc modern vikings. The two characters clash, sword against sword, as a visual callback to how they clashed over direction-taking etiquette earlier on in the movie:
Female MC: "You never did like taking directions, did you? Well, allow me to show you the way . . . to hell!"
Male MC: "I welcome the kindness. May I learn the route as I watch your way there, when you fall by my hand."
Female MC: "Fool. I shall not fall, save to fall on you. Come."
[Battle commences]
Every time I go to the grocery store, the majority of people are wearing masks. I see a lot of people messing around with their masks. The fuck are people wearing a mask if they’re not wearing it properly and just fiddle with it the entire time? I never wear a mask and get looks. Fuck these people that think some cloth is going to save them.
Their masks are filthy, covered in weapons grade bacteria. They're bringing it into public toilets, they're scratching their bare assholes with their bare hands, touching everything, touching their face, touching their mask. They never wash the mask, then they walk around in public exhaling their homegrown bioweapon into your face and eyes.
Why not just wear your shit-stained underwear on your face?
You think that's bad?
I had to literally ban the D&D 3.5 spell "Create Water" because my entire party rolled classes that could learn it (the default is Cleric/Druid, but there's books that award it to Arcane casters, too) and solved EVERYTHING with the stupid cantrip. It would blow your mind how many puzzles, traps, combat encounters, and social situations can be solved by liberal application of magic water.
Someone refuses to talk? Waterboard them. Pressure plates might be down this hallway? Set them off from a distance with a flood. There's a locked ANYTHING? Break it by dropping water from a height. Ambushed? Turn the road to mud, and run away. Setting an ambush? Turn the road to mud, and wait. Starving? You can survive for ten days on just water. Need to escape from a conversation? A "pipe bursts," and the building floods.
The list goes on. Turns out physicists and engineers can turn a cantrip into the power equivalent of a 9th level spell, given enough thought...
hey triple a studios. why do I need to have sex in video game. Is their sex cosmetics. Can I get a blowjob lootbox?
We should organize a mass floor pooping. We all pick a time to take a big shit in the floor. They'll have to close, we'll have the power of poop
This has inspired me to do donuts in the Vons' parking lot to show my appreciation for essential workers. Please maintain social distancing if you want to watch. Also wear protective eye-wear because it'll probably kick up some gravel.
What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little newfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Encyclopedia Dramatica Journalism College, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on kiwifarms, and I have over 300 confirmed dox. I am trained in e-rape and I’m the top oldfag in the entire Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. You are nothing to me but just another newfag. I will dox you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my personal army across the internet and your facebook is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your e-peen. You’re fucking dead, summerfag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without using the word "nigger" once. Not only am I extensively trained in LOIC, but I have access to the entire arsenal of chanfags and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the internet, you little simp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your gay faggot post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have killed yourself. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum all over you and you will like it. You’re fucking doxxxed, newfag.
pronouns in bio is not a valid insult, but harry potter house in bio definitely is
But what if her hair gets wet?
I'm not upset about a black chick being cast as the new Little Mermaid, because I celebrate anytime a black person gets a job, and I won't be watching the movie anyway, regardless of who's in it.
But I'm concerned that some people seem to be arguing that it's only right that a black chick should play the Little Mermaid, because the Little Mermaid has been black all along.
Oh, really?
I'm not too proud to admit that I've seen the original Little Mermaid, on VHS, back in the early '90s. My mom borrowed it from one of the CACs at her job, when I was home sick from school (schlong was too long; had to have it shortened).
Not only do I not recall the Little Mermaid being black. I don't remember her skin being as dark as it is in comparison-pics currently circulating on Black People Twitter. Disney might be trying to "retcon" a Little Mermaid with dark skin, similar to how Time magazine tried to darken up OJ after someone killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
True, some of the songs from the Little Mermaid soundtrack had kind of a calypso vibe, like maybe Louis Farrakhan contributed some uncredited work. But so does "The Tide Is High" by Blondie, and nobody's saying she's a black chick. (Her name is Blondie!) An honorary black chick, sure, but not a legit, according to Hoyle hoodrat—hot 16 on "Rapture" notwithstanding.
yiiiikes i’m seeing a lot folx on the left being pretty retarded about ableism... uhh maybe let’s not do that, hmkay?
yiiiikes i’m seeing a lot folx on the left being pretty
My issue with "trigger warning" is that it's actually pretty dated and has been abandoned since 2014, meaning that the people who keep it alive are actually just the people who just hate those types.
>>796 I still see dumb posts sincerely tagged #tw-alcohol #tw-violence and things
>>797 Aren't those posts usually just like, they have a friend that’s an alcoholic and has #tw-alcohol muted and they don’t want that friend seeing the post? I don’t think it’s super deep.
its both flaccid and hard until observed
>>798 Yes that's what I meant, they had an alcoholic abusive parent and for the rest of their life can't handle seeing internet posts mentioning people having a drink. Or tagging flashing gifs #tw-epilepsy in case some poor epileptic chump has a fit, haha triggered!
The statute of limitations for slapping someone in the face with your peen in the state of Nevada is only three years
Nobody misspells "baby" as "babby" this many times unintentionally.
Source: Am guy who spells "baby" as "babby" intentionally.
The new granblue character is big sis vampire banksy, and she huffs her own paint. Granblue character design continues to forge new paths
did you seriously just say “got yeeted for it” in the context of the holocaust and feel no remorse
Don't eat subway dude, full of artificial junk and synthetic bread. Bake your own bread with caveman bone broth flour from infowarslife
TERFS & Alt-Right fundamentalists will be blocked.
don't EVER let a brahmin-privileged turmeric monster lecture you about POC, colonialism, cultural appropriation, or representation. remind them that when the lord indra arrived on the ganges in his chariot to slaughter 6 million dasyu aboriginals, the first word he said was 'namaste'
brain so broken i saw the word “elongate” and thought what dumb shit did space karen do this time
Devastated to think that somewhere in the world at this very moment a british man is about to put beans on toast and we are powerless to stop him
Imagine being Bill Gates right now.
You spend 30 years of your life and $50 billion of your own dollars supporting humanitarian causes. You directly save hundreds of thousands of lives in South East Asia by providing anti malaria netting to half of a continent, you drop infant mortality rates throughout the entire developing world by funding vaccine programs including vaccinating 40,000,000 children for polio, and, amongst a plethora of philanthropic endeavors, you fund free educational platforms like Khan Academy so people can have free access to high quality education.
Then after donating half of your wealth to charity and pledging 90% of the remainder to charity in your will..
Arguably doing more to better life on earth for humanity than any other human being to ever live.
You then hop on the internet only to find a million scientifically illiterate fucking imbeciles that are using the very computers you pretty much invented in the first place to call you a child murdering arch villain anti-christ because they watched a YouTube video made by some other yokel with the comprehension of a fucking potato.
>very computers you pretty much invented
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Install Gentoo.
2nd “What kind of farts do you like?” 2007.5.9 ~
First place Buuuuuuuu! "Bakuon fart" 65 votes
2nd place Puu ♪ and "Cute fart" 61 votes
3rd place Fusuu "Squashpe" 41 votes
4th Bobaaaaaan! ! And "Gag explosion fart" 25 votes
5th place Boo! And "a normal fart that is not a lie" 23 votes
6th place "Fun fart with a bouncy rhythm" 6 votes
7th place Bubibi! And "wet fart" 3 votes
8th place Puppyii! And "Squealing fart" 2 votes
Continuing from the last time, it's a strong roar. To me, after the cute fart and Puu ♪, reddened and is not the strongest that I intends fidgeting Hazira but (laughs)
The Tteyuu the 6-position of the bouncing rhythm fun fart, thank you Who posted ! What kind of fart is it? I wonder if it is a fart that will make even the people around me happy.
lways, cool Reika-san got drunk by Belon Belon ... It smells pretty alcoholic ...
"No ... I'm not good at ..."
"Ani -... It's a stormy storm. "
" No ... that's why ... "
" Jammy miracle ... "It
was poured into the cup ...
Sipped drink are in the
"Romirasai to Ich ..."
"Well ..."
"It Lolo ... rough whiter Rekirao sake our torquecontrol fly Tteyu of ~ ...
Rerraru new lame smell scarlet It's easy to
cry ! " Finally, I started crying ... Reika-san is like crying Ueto.
"
Okay ... I'll drink." I managed to put up with little by little and swallowed sake.
"Iro Ippire-Rah ... Rohhhhh ..."
"Eh ..." I
had no choice but to drink another cup.
After a while I went somewhere.
"Fuu ..."
I took a break, but it wasn't over yet ...
"
Are you drinking?" This time, Rinko, who is always neat and clean, looks like Yamato Nadeshiko.
" Huh ... yes ..."
"Don't you drink at all ...
huh-la ... I'll pour it in ..." I'm pouring in again ...
"Please give it to me too ..."
I poured with Minami.
“Oh ... I'm dry ...”
Rinko drank it in no time.
"Oh ~ I'm not drinking ~ ..."
"That ... I'm not good at that ..."
"Eh ... I'm not good at me ...?"
"No ... not ..."
"So I can't drink alcohol … ”
“ Okay…
I ’ll drink… I 'll drink… ” I will have two and three more drinks…
Some time later, several seniors came this time.
"
That's a newcomer ... I'm not drinking ..." "That's ... your welcome party, so don't drink more
... " "No ... I'm drinking ..."
"... a little toilet ..."
One senior said so.
"... which one ...?"
"Neither one ..."
"Eh ... are you likely to vomit?"
"... Yeah ... I think you're going to have some farts
..."
"I'm gonna do it here ..." "... That's also true. … ”Because of
the alcohol, the shame was no longer on the seniors.
"Hey ... smell I Do not let them to the newcomer because much trouble"
"... eh ..."
"do I have to ... Yoo ~ ... Why do that I do not want ...?"
I'm like a little bit relieved ... it was still early ... .
"~ Because'm punishment game ... newcomer does not drink to have to remove the siding ..."
"Yeah ... I thought rookie because I'm welcomed the newcomers must remove the siding"
Then, a voice called, such as "do once you" I heard it from my surroundings.
"... Then ...
let's do it ..." A senior who was trying to head to the toilet came to me.
I tried to escape ... but my arms were fixed from both sides, saying "No!"
"No ... Stop it ..."
I of her ass will come approaching the front of the face
"... I'm sorry ~ ... ~ will come out the other ... there ..."
Puwuu Tsu ~ ~
"Ugh ... rotten ..."
I have a special hobby I didn't have any, so I tried to turn my face a little.
"It's no good ... Run away ... Does anyone else want to do it?"
"... I might be out ..."
"... I also ..."
...
...
push ...
Pusu' ...
Buwu ...
push ... Pupyii ~ ~
I was smell one after another fart from also of seniors any person, other nose was I knew I would be paralyzed ....
Then, there… Rinko-senpai said ,
“What are you doing? "The newcomer hasn't stripped away, so I'm punishing all the farts ..." "Please help ..." I sought my best help. "I can't ... don't ..." Help me ... When I think so ... "I've been accumulating ... I'll do a lot ..." "Eh ..." Yes ... I can't do it myself It was "don't do". Rinko-senpai's big and plump buttocks didn't stop in front of me ... My face was buried in Rinko-senpai's big ass ... It felt very comfortable ... I almost thought that it smelled so numb, so I wondered if I could keep it as it was. "I'm gonna go ~ ... Please sniff a lot
Bubobobobobobofufuu ~~~! ! !
<bps> Im pooing right now :DDDD
<bps> Shit is exiting my anuss
>>814
Holy fuck, this is like the third time I glanced at this post at the exact moment the very same was happening to me.
I've grown a lot as a person. I used to see yaoi and say "ewww gay" but I realised how homophobic it is to hate something just because it's gay. Now I see yaoi and hate it for the right reasons; women might see it and masturbate
the key to any good story is a creampie
Now I have a vagina that farts and poops.
SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN
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"You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress! I can't believe you'd waste time with these books! You remind of my kid sister, she read so much, she got a blister. A big one, I mean BIG and on her BRAIN, WHAT A SHNOOK!"
Ignorance Is Bliss - Jellyfish
Say what you want about the bagpipes, I've always felt there was a good reason the Germans were scared shitless in WWI when the bagpipers went over the trenches without any weapons and just started playing in no man's land. I feel like their woad-wearing, magic mushroom eating Pictish berserker ancestors would be proud.
olympic weightlifting? no thanks, the only "clean and jerk" i do is when i tidy up my room then beat off.
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that’s how you know john lennon was a hack, had a whole schlmatz song about imagining a utopia, and he doesn’t mention anime doggirl playing doom for 12 hours straight on youtube even once
how is that anywhere close to a utopia huh!?
call my dick "the tiger" 'cause fascists love to ride it
I love this truly fabulous Ickabog, with its bat ears, mismatched eyes, and terrifying bloodstained teeth!
replace horny cop art w/ horny USPS art.
im begging y'all: stop licking boots & start licking postage
Ah yes. Nothing better than country music and gay sex. The ugly socks are the cherry on top
Hey youtube junkie...just letting you know that I have a new video uploaded. Hope you check it out...thanks for the support.
Praying for my cousin who is both racist and hates police, I'm sure this has been a very tough week for him.
Covert ID Project 2019 (or COVID-19 for short) was a mass global census project initiated in the summer of 2019 to secretly identify and tag the entire human population in preparation for the start of an entirely new chapter in human history.
in the immortal words of Martin Luther King Jr., “blockchain is the language of the unheard”
YEP, I AM TROLL AND I WAS HUNGRY!!
THANKS FOR FEDDING ME LOOSERS HAHAHA XDDD
KNOW I GONNA WATCH SOME PORN CUM ON MY COMPUTER AND GO TO BED.
BYE BYE.
>write a bunch of gay books about gay little wizards
>somehow your opinion on political matters is now relevant
There is this scene in The Incredibles where Elastigirl is stuck stretched between two doors, and when she frees herself her ass goes flying back and crushes some guards into the wall. I want to be one of those guards.
Your ancestor: Joined whaling expedition on a dare, later went off with expeditionary forces, smoked opium in Malaya for 4 years, returned home, became general manager of a bank, then senator
You: Stayed home for 2 weeks during pandemic, now unemployable because of resume gap
Heinlien would be one of those tweeters who regularly posted conspiracy theories 8 posts long only to delete it when people started fact checking. That'd be followed by an angry tweet about the damn kids. He'd probably also be really into Jordan Peterson.
HP Lovecraft would be a QAnon guy and super-active in the incel community (even if he did marry).
James Joyce would be fine politically, but he'd just unironically BRAAAP-post and probably run one of those Instagrams devoted to hot armpits or some shit.
Dear god, can you imagine Ayn Rand on twitter?
Folks need to learn that when a liberal complains about something, you don't actually have to do anything about it.
to be fair though, cops have a real high rate of solving the crime of being not white
I not even have friends to kill if I need money
How to enjoy the game as an animal hater?
I don’t want to sound dramatic but animals of all kinds disgust me. Especially jitters. I want to like the game because it feels peaceful and there’s so much you can do with terraforming, but I just can’t get over the overwhelming nausea I feel when I open the game and see one of my villagers. Does anyone have any ideas?
PS: there is a silver lining. I enjoy hitting them with my net.
True story, I remember downloading Community Pom as a kid after completely misreading the name.
Found it, waited days for the download to end, burned it to CD, just to be super disappointed it was not hentai.
Stupid kid.
Grandpa, born in Michigan, went overseas to kill nazis and died valiantly with one thought on his mind, how well represented his heritage was during chow time at Fort Beauregard
According to the man himself, Stephen Hillenburg, Spongebob is actually an asexual icon. Probably panro because let’s be real, there’s no way that sweet soul is denying anyone love because of what they are
> Community Pom
I read "Community Porn" for a moment there
The sad things is, black cats are often not adopted and the euthanized as a result due to superstition, which is just cat racism basically.
mate, you should get a medal for all of that fucking work. i swear i'll paypal you 50 quid whenever i'll manage to find your patreon, not even my girlfriend can satisfy me as much as this video did.
Gonna try to maybe get this guy killed, check out the hilarious vid, like & subscribe.
Boy this really brings backs some memories. I was 12 at the time and my friend told me he had found this site called Beenz that we could use to earn points and buy stuff. There was a game that was basically a clone of Asteroids that would pay out Beenz based on how many points you scored. We were avid gamers and wannabe hackers (more like script kiddies) so we were aware of a tool like game hacker or something that would allow us to find the memory address of a given value in a game and change it to whatever value we desired. This Asteroids clone calculated the points in the browser and submitted the value when you died, so we could easily find the value and change it to 100,000,000 or something ludicrous. It worked. We were rolling in Beenz. I bought a Gameboy and some games, tons of Pokemon trading cards, and several Wal-mart gift certificates. In the end I wound up with well over $500 worth of free stuff. Doesn't seem like a big haul now, but to a fairly poor 12 year old middle school kid, we were living like kings.
The game was eventually shut down and one day I received an email from some guy. He said he wasn't angry but wanted to know how I was able to exploit the game and get so many points, and maybe one day we could laugh about it over a beer. I just sent him a reply saying "I'm 12, lol."
ehhhhhh the eyes in that Morgana concept art are neat but a latex wearing cat woulda been weird