(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
Posting someone else's cringe for clout is still posting cringe.
Rust fan fic?
Been thinking about it lately.
It would feature a CS student who comes across a portal in his department's hallway.
The portal would emit a flurry of different flashing symbols that spin around his head as he is lifted up into the air.
The symbols would be golden and range from lambda to haskell to parentheses.
He'd be totally drunk on them as they drag him into the portal.
We don't know where the portal leads.
Then all we see is black. In a few moments we see Steve Klabnik greet the young traveler and hand him the Book of Rust.
The student, who just learned about the basics of automata theory, is told that he'll never have to worry about concurrency again.
He's also told that due to Rust, buffer overflows are now deprecated.
He wakes up only to realize this was a dream. But of course he hadn't heard of Rust until that very dream (!) so, curious, he looks it up and low and behold: Rust is real. Steve Klabnik is real. The borrow checker...is real.
He then drops out of school and moves to the Bay Area determined to pioneer Rust and make a dent in the industry with a startup based on Rust tech, John Carmack style.
"Well, the last 569 versions of Raven/Kaley Cuoco/Adolf Hitler might not have been impressed with 'hi' but maybe this one will bite!"
Nobody fucking cares if you drink an entire pitcher of beer in 6 seconds while walking. That’s why there is no focus on it. It’s just something that doesn’t happen in D&D and doesn’t make any difference if it does.
haha .... This chap ' T' fancied my sis and we would take the piss ...' everywhere I go your face I see every step I take you take with me when I look in the mirror to comb my hair all I see is T standing there yeah ! :-) T was the original ' stalker' lol
Maybe not story about me, but about my mother. In Poland, we have something called Maturity Exams, which we write at the end of high school. My mother was chosen to check some of these, as she is a teacher. Students need to write an essay, so my mother needed to read them.
One of them was about ANIME, while it is needed to refer to a BOOK. Dude who wrote this essay related to 3 DIFFERENT ANIMES and one of them was a HENTAI. FRICKING HENTAI. Fortunately my mom didn't search for these series, so she didn't watch nude drawn japanese people. Anyway, that dude passed this exam. But the fact that somebody wrote an essay about anime on life-depending exam just made me laugh for like 30 minutes.
Sorry for some mistakes, english is my second language.
Tinder date: "so like, what are your politics???"
Me: Worships Adolf Hitler as an avatar of Vishnu
"Uh, I'm apolitical"
Getting toppy an hour later
In hindsight, it's kinda odd that he went with a hand grenade logo instead of a foot grenade :shrug:
god im gonna miss pecorine's boobs
It's a book that takes some of the most racist stereotypes and historical depictions of enslaved people and then adds inflation fetishes and rape in as well. In 2017, it got a gold award at the ENnies for "best adventure."
JRPGs be like:
chapter 1: rescue a cute kitten
chapter 15: KILL GOD
Socialism is basically meaningless in US political parlance. To the left it means everything good they want and on the right it means everything bad from soda taxes and gun waiting lists up to stalin's ghost personally eating the koch brothers
Okay I'll put it another way. You know how the movie has a two second scene where Sonny is fucking a bridesmaid at Connie's wedding at the beginning? Well in the book, that bridesmaid is not only a named character but a significant amount of the book is about how she has an enormous vagina and doesn't know how to go on living without Sonny's abnormally gigantic hog. I'm serious, it's a whole seperate storyline where she doesn't interact with any of the characters from the movie.
What did he mean by this
My father was a sewer man, and my mother was his concubine. I was born in what's called a "fecal retainment pool", on a pile old, unsold Sunday newspapers. The first thing I ever saw was Garfield's crumpled face, soiled by diarrhea. I still see it in my dreams. Semper fi.
I wouldn't vote for Kanye West, or Biden or Trump, because they all suck absolutely huge ass and I just want to grill, but I'm not sure 2016's tactics of accusing the bitter Bernie Bros of being sexist is going to work now that the democratic candidate is a rapist.
I wish I could make coronaviruses to the size of hamster balls so I could get a hammer and smash their brains out.
By 'brains' I mean their RNA, enzymes and shit, just hear those satisfying 'pop' sounds as their enveloped membrane bursts open like a water balloon full of goo. And possibly high pitched squealing sounds of fear as the viruses try to slowly roll around like Zorb Balls to pathetically escape my wrath.
I'd first rip their dicks (Spike glycoproteins) off, one by one, after getting them to come close to me by showing them a pair of inflatable lungs. I'd like to imagine the viruses whimpering and shuddering every time I pluck one off. Then when there's none left and the stupid virus is crying in pain and fear, I'd get a hammer and smash that fucker's head in.
Me: bro did you hear that?
Friend: no, what do you mean?
Me: ES GEHT DURCH DIE WELT EIN GEFLÜSTER
LOL, there's something you don't see everyday, a caterpillar raeping a french fry. Or in the french fry perceptive, it's getting raeped by the caterpillar
"Vote Pedro for President"
You came in and derailed a conversation about books by whining about casual inclusion of the Bechtel test and are now using the derailment you initiated as proof that its inclusion derails discussion. Bravo.
puts on mask
aahhhh nooo im turning into a bimbo giant tits grow and my ass sticks out nooo covid stop making me into a bimbo
Popping neko pills nonstop this milk got me on the same wavelength tht jesus is in .. or was..
my stack: tren dbol fentanyl lorazepam and bullet ant venom, let's fucking GOOOOOOO
I believe that if Jesus were alive today, he would be on TV.
lol says the guy with Master Roshi Pic. One Piece is too deep and complicated to be for kids.
It's not suicide if you're already dead inside PURURIN!
OP. His need for dick passed beyond the usual level of OP faggotry where he sucked a hundred dicks, and has been spotted at graveyards, digging up cadavers to grind up corpse dicks so he can snort them as a sort of gay cocaine.
Cums are the most obvious sign of true satisfaction on the planet.
I wish there were food so good that I jizzed after eating it.
It would be nothing for a member of the Kardashian family to have him involuntarily committed for the week of the election. It would just be a matter of calling 911 and claiming he threatened to somehow harm himself. Then, the next week, they could take him to an empty middle school and tell him it’s a polling place. There’s no way schools will be open in November, with Corona making a comeback the likes of which we haven’t seen since LL on Mama Said Knock You Out.
The other day, my little brother, who teaches middle school PE, went to a meeting about how they can possibly reopen schools this fall. He’s now on mandatory 14-day quarantine.
Part of me wonders if there's some dude out there sitting on a pile of bean futures just raking in a ton of money right now. Kind of an amusing thought.
The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last straight people hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope; pre marital sex.
Or maybe your bubble bro just wants you to be clean because he is a magical creature sold in stores and when he has expended his bubbles he simply pops and leaves a coupon for 25% off a purchase of Bubble Buddy, Bubble Buddy Lavender, Bubble Buddy Tropical Mist and tear-free Baby Bubble Buddy.
the vast majority of the plant science research community rejects plant neurobiology as a legitimate notion. Their main arguments are that:
"Plant neurobiology does not add to our understanding of plant physiology, plant cell biology or signaling".
"There is no evidence for structures such as neurons, synapses or a brain in plants".time is a flat circle folded into an origami crane
One of the room attendants came into my office (I was the chief engineer there) and asked me what she should do with this, then showed me a bag with what looked like a horse's penis in it. I took it, called environmental health to dispose of it safely (it could of had any number of diseases) put they recommended that I get it cremated by a vet as it would be quicker as it was late and a weekend. So, I called around and had the phone put down on me a few times after explaining that I somehow have a horses penis draped over my desk like a fuckin scarf. Anyway, long story short they came out to collect it and confirmed that it was indeed a horses penis and thought it was the best story that they had ever heard they didn't charge the hotel. They sent me a framed certificate a few days later, which I then hung on the office wall. The penis, just incase you are wondering, was found in a womens room, in her fridge. Apparently it's a good luck charm in kazakhstan. Not for the horse though.
Ew you have a mom? That's kinda gay isn't it?
literally every stupid "thing" modern women do, from becoming pit mommies to veganism to onlyfans to caring about politics, is a direct result of not getting knocked up as a teen
> Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been taken to the hospital and treated for a possible infection, according to a court spokeswoman
Democrats suddenly discover prayer lol
Hey son, you’re a fucking loser and I hate your ass so much. Here’s a roof over your head, food on your plate and those shitty manga books you wanted. Oh, and I made you immortal and gave you superpowers. Are you feeling hated yet?
Big Tissue has had fantastic years since its inception - look at every major event you seen see bits of tissue stuck all over it:
Fall of communism? Expansion of the market.
Imperialism? Imports of spicy food and coffee.
The internet? More people eating soup over desks causing small spillages.
How else could they get away with shrinking the size of the roll while increasing the price. The next time you have a poo you should ask yourself if you're wiping the toilet paper or the toilet paper is wiping YOU.
>>889 lmao people are so fucking stupid, can't wait till everyone dies
Everyday I would report to a neon green and orange building in Burbank, California with gigantic statues of The Rugrats and Hey Arnold on the top. The giant Chucky would spew molten lead at passers by and cackle insanely while Arnold would occasionally vomit out some half digested little brat who pissed off security.
So i went to the doctor the other day and apparently i have a low sperm count.😓
This idiot doctor told me i should give up my vegan diet if i ever hope to have children in the future, and i was like "huh fuck that" and got up and left his office.
Kinda sucks that i'll never have kids of my own but at least my GF's sperm is still active so i don't mind raising her kids as if they were mine.
-Anyway, it turns out my mom taped the news for me while I was away, so I have like a week of Kerri-Lee to go through... #13,502
-Oh, I followed several women who looked sort of like Kerri-Lee around the science museum, but none of them turned out to be her:~( #13,846
-And with my position as Kerri-Lee of the CIC, cool knife AND uniform, I'll be the cult leader! #14,539
-As in "Over the Kerri-lee for the traffic, she's got great breasts.." #15,608
-What good is the world when I've no Kerri-Lee:~(? Of course, if I took over the world, I could have all the Kerri-Lee I wanted. The world it is, then, chaps. #17,284
-Wow, Kerri-Lee at the hardware store. I'd like to ware her... hard #19,478
-I have two pictures in frames on my desk at work: a picture of a spotted stingray marked 'Cat' and a printed glossy picture of Kerri-Lee. #20,382
<Byydo> some guys try to un-circumsize themselves by hanging weights from their penis
<LOAF> !Kerri-Lee
<LOAF> The concept of something hanging from my penis reminded me. #21,608
Common household dust is 69% pubes and asscrack hair particles.
Female goth King Arthur in a maid swimsuit and one of the greatest tyrants of the ancient world, who is also in a swimsuit, are racing in a dragster made by transgender Leonardo Da Vinci. Genderbent Frankenstein and Mecha Charles Babbage are combined together into a supertank, Oda Nobunaga and another version of king Arthur from outerspace are driving spaceship, and even more weird shit. And all of these things are going on during a cannonball/drag race which is being put on by the ancient Sumerian goddess of Love.
And you're bothered by the map scale?
I've met people in my state who seemed to genuinely believe the Constitution and Bill of Rights were handed down, pre-written, to the founding fathers by God himself. Kinda like Moses and the tablets on Mount Sinai. They're typically the same crowd who think Jesus spoke English.
Poor old Mrs. Vassilyev's gutty works must've looked like a cattle rendering factory.
He's just a poor goy from a poor family.
>>900
Wrong thread.... sorry. Here's a contribution:
>lmao
I honestly don't know why you even bothered replying if you thought I was joking. This single word alone has me convinced you're not taking me seriously. Does hiding behind layers of irony look cool? Certainly. But at the same time it makes you come of as disingenuous. That word and that word alone is enough of a reason for me to discredit your entire post, to classify it as a reply not taking what I've said at face value. You're laughing at me. Why would I even bother taking your post seriously if that single word clearly telegraphs what the rest of your post is going to be? You set the tone, and it's not a tone I appreciate. The rest of your post may very well have been an actual attempt to discuss video games on a video game board with me for all I know, but alas I didn't read it as I expect it's as effortless as your 'lmao'. If you've got anything to say to my initial reply, lose the holier-than-thou-tone and reply in an earnest attempt. If you had an actual genuine interest in discussing video games being more honest would get you much further. This is the internet. Nothing is gained from acting superior, nothing that furthers discourse anyhow.
POCARI SWEAT IS TRYING TO REBRAND AS GAMER FUEL IN THE US
I plant [fruit trees] in my ass and the shit is like their dirt and since they suck it up I don't have to shit anymore and the roots tighten around my prostate everyday making me water the tree with my cum
fondly remembering the time in final fantasy xiv where i hired someone rping as a garden gnome to decorate my yard for an hour and when the hour was up he used the money to immediately go to the Pleasure Dome (erp hub) to get some pussy
Would be weird if Jack Black played King Arthur and it wasn't a comedy.
weebs are always attracted to all the Konosuba girls... I guess because weebs are attracted to fellow pathetic creatures
Some marriage trouble going on. The Reddit equivalent of Grimes making sure all the fancy champagne flutes and correct sets of cutlery are on the table while Elon passive-aggressively drinks out of a red plastic cup and eats with his hands in front of the uneasy, mortified guests
If you really love your waifu you should write a folk album dedicated to her
As a former mariner of the Lakes and the North Atlantic, they’re both he’ll in a storm, but I’d rather have salt water and lots of depth.
Scrawny effeminate left leaning numale alert. Call more people a chud online and maybe the nonbinary pink hair that works at the barcade will let you sniff Xer's armpits hellscape dweller. You dweebs always gotta make a little cute comment for internet points. Not realizing I'm throwing bait on the line for you people to seethe at while I'm taking a shit
Do you really think they cut off foreskins in Hyrule?
Sounds worse. I'm afraid to know what cookie clicker is.
I don’t watch anime. Are they gay?
Professors can't even get their students to do all the reading and these clowns think they can effectively turn their students into Marxists.
Listen buddy, just because you jack off to Adam Smith and have an earth-shattering full-body orgasm at the thought of the word “capitalism” does not mean its definition suddenly changes. What you just described about human behavior is called “not wanting to starve to death”.
Fact: the first decency laws in the U.S. regarding clothing, pants, were written before the formation of the Republican Party, i.e. the Democratic Party. So when you wear pants, you're actively supporting Democratic laws and principles.
I guess first grade where the whole class gets punished with no recess because of those two kids misbehaving is really just to prepare you for the real world then.
I left it there
That was me
"Han-san" is actually the polite term in Japanese to refer to hand-sanitizer. If it's in a cute bottle then it's called "Han-chan". If the hand sanitizer outranks you at work then you're supposed to call it "Han-sama".
I don't care what anyone says those penguins are speaking a language. Listen closely.
Not quite an autopsy, but a friend of mine was working as a coroner's assistant. They got a call for a middle aged male that had died in his trailer.
When they got there, they found a morbidly obese man, butt ass naked, dead on his living room floor. They went to move the body, and to their shock, discovered another body.
A little person was laying dead beneath the big man with his head stuck up the big man's ass. Big man had a heart attack from the uh....pleasure, and fell on the little man, killing him.
Weirdest fuckin twofer I've ever heard of, but there ya go.
Not only was he not a Nazi, he was a war vet
Then again, if you try to build Pun-Pun in an actual game, your DM is permitted to actually pee in your Mountain Dew. Look it up, it's in the book.
So you see, all the above compounds to make Taiwan the WORST dating scene I've ever experienced, as well as the most BORING uneventful place. It's like everything is against you. Geez! All the above combined are horrible beyond words, and make it not even worth the effort. All Taiwan offers you is food and work. But for dating, love, romance and sex, it totally SUCKS, is overly difficult, uptight, stuck up and very depriving. In fact, no negative words in English that I can think of can describe how terrible it is and how badly it sucks. Thus all I can say is that it is "terrible beyond words".
What's worse, you aren't allowed to say anything negative in Taiwan. The social culture is very politically correct and you are only allowed to say nice positive things about Taiwan. So you can't even tell the truth or express how you really feel without violating this social rule! Geez. At least let a guy be honest for crying out loud. It sucks having to pretend that you like something you don't.
To give you a simple example, if I say "Excuse me miss" (in Chinese or English) to girls walking by in Taiwan (who are totally cold and closed) none of them will stop. But in most other countries, when I do that, very often the girls will stop and talk to me. That's a very big difference that says a lot, no matter how you try to spin it.
Taiwanese girls are extremely picky, shallow, judgmental, difficult, vain, and spook easily like deer do in the wild. They are overly cautious and unnaturally shy to the extreme, and don't like talking to strangers without an introduction through mutual friends. These extreme traits that are common in Taiwanese females make them almost inhuman and definitely unnatural. Now there is nothing wrong with being a little shy or cautious. That can be cute. But Taiwanese girls take it to the extreme and are too excessive in their closed-ness and shyness. Ironically, their own ancient Chinese wisdom says that nothing in extremes is any good, and that everything must be in moderation.
Don't forget that Old Norse proverb!
“Svá ergisk hverr sem eldisk”
[sooner or later, we all end up effeminate]
Live by those words! I certainly do!
I want to know who saw a deer with fangs and went “The most interesting thing here is its hair”
First Disgaea 5 has the player slay thousands of Asagi clones to farm shards, then Makai Wars gets downgraded to mobileshit. Someone at NIS must have it out for Asasi bad.
> Be rising star in manga
> "I just need a bicycle I can socially distance on and all my hobby needs will be met."
> Get the bicycle
> Don't socially distance
> Grope minors and get arrested pretty much immediately
What did he mean by this?
>>930
Technically, one method of socially distancing is ensuring that no one wants to be within six feet of you for reasons entirely unrelated to COVID.
No, it's rape. You can tell because the backgroud is all twisty.
>Do you think Final Fantasy is a criticism of mamluks and janissaries as institutions?
Supreme schizo autism right here, truly a 100% Ashkenazi post.
It's a little known fact that Garfield ghostwrote much of the Geneva Convention on a month-long cocaine binge while secluded in a tiny cabin in the Swiss Alps.
Ever wanted to choke slam an Amazonian goddess? Well now is your chance.
22 year age difference between Biden and Harris...seems problematic
oh the future vice president has pronouns in her bio? that’s awesome dude. that’s so cool. i’m jerking off to the thought of that. i’m literally cumming because the future vice president has pronouns in her bio. i’m cumming all over the place
I MUST point out that Miqote do NOT go "into heat". They mate like any other race in Eorzea. Male Miqo also do NOT have barbed penises. This would render them incompatible with breeding with the other races in Eorzea which has been confirmed that they all can via SE's lore panel.
Source: Square's lore panels and way too much time on RP servers
"In today's story, Skeletor forced me to consume a flavor of pizza pie that I wasn't sure about, assuming it's a weakness, and, as it turns out, it tastes a whole lot better than a thought it would be. So remember kids, always give the food your parents gave you a chance."
This is why most Star Wars fans are Hand Solo
Call the 'roo a cunt and tell him to fuck off until morning.
Oh, and while we have no written evidence that Freud repeated said the word "penis" to elicit laughter, I think we can all agree that it was highly likely.
Yes. Kojima is high level Freemason with ties to occult/illuminati. He’s a luciferian. The masses aren’t going to understand but he’s using predictive programming as a tool. He follows a “karma system” Look into it if u care for it. He’s constantly showing “left eye symbols”
the word lore...every single time i see that fucking word i instantly have like a metaphorical klaxon in my head that goes off and this huge screen says AUTISM ALERT. it sounds funny but thats my view
Why did you think he wrote about a magical cat who came to trash a house where kids were home alone
When I was a kid, loli refered to a lollipop/sucker or an ice pop. Granted it was spelled lolli, but it sounds the same. Imagine my utter confusion and bewilderment. Imagine my horror when I found out what that now means. Imagine the ruination of my childhood memories of grandpa asking if I wanted a lolli.
Sure. Keeping in mind that this pen is a total pile of crap. With that being said it goes from 1.0mm all the way to.00001mm in one single letter. It cuts out more than a 13 year old boys voice. Did I mention this pen is a pile of crap? Anyway I hope you make the right decision and use a quill and squid ink instead, old school yet reliable like having a fancy hipster moustache (thats how hipsters spell it nowdays). Hope this helped.