[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#33] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 22:52 [No]

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 22:54 [No]

Cute girl 2gets and then viciously punches you in the eye.

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9377 23:16 [No]

farewell, shark tits
you will be missed

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 03:06 [No]

feeling the thunder through the drywall next to the siding

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 08:46 [No]

Brains; thinking; personal.

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 16:39 [No]

knives

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 19:54 [No]

I can't believe it's DQN.

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 20:33 [No]

Habeeb DQN.

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9378 22:05 [No]

sit on the keyboard, refuse to move without a secure assword

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 00:04 [No]

Every owner of a vertebrate pet must one day deal with their companion animal going about with a prolapsed rectum.

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 03:15 [No]

nipple hair itchy

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 04:44 [No]

boy howdy can't wait to see which tokyo apocalypse is the one that ends up happening when it's finally 1999

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 06:17 [No]

>>12
shintaro ishihara

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 09:21 [No]

Remember to breathe.

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 11:06 [No]

folk metal niggas be like: you know what this song needs? incoherent screaming and a fiddle solo, fuck yeah

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 14:08 [No]

i now think it's incredibly likely that jack dorsey is going to die of a treatable disease because he tried to cure it with fruit juice, salt, and trips to myanmar

17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9379 20:41 [No]

It is time for you to heal.

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9380 06:05 [No]

>>17
no thanks, people die and bitch at me even if i'm doing it right

3 hr dps queue 4 lyfe

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9380 20:25 [No]

I cannot remember the last time I cried.

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9380 22:45 [No]

dicks out for twitter

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 03:11 [No]

the magic and the mystery of rap snitch knishes

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 04:00 [No]

I hope the guy that runs the dqnquality blog on tumblr has a headache tomorrow morning.

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 04:15 [No]

what the hell did you do to downthemall, fucking mozilla

24 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 05:14 [No]

finna leave society behind and become a male wine aunt

25 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 06:42 [No]

>>22
And here I thought that blog died long ago.

26 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 08:21 [No]

Is this how it ends?

27 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 08:54 [No]

weird science
yummy yummy

28 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 11:29 [No]

>>15
Ian Anderson farting into a flute and TRAIN NOISES

FUCK YEAH

29 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 11:32 [No]

Nothing ever changes.

30 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 19:48 [No]

I'm still waiting for my harem of big-tittied redheads who make terrible life choices.

ANY TIME NOW WOULD BE GREAT

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9381 20:11 [No]

Somewhere inside me, I wanted to criticize such fantasies. But even further down, I knew I could never stain my soul by disrespecting such a genuine man of culture.

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 03:53 [No]

turn spice into memes

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 04:16 [No]

it just goes to show

if you pray really hard and believe in yourself

you still won't pull your waifu at the gacha after 144 ROLLS FUCKING PIECE A SHIT AFFFF

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 04:42 [No]

>>33
play bang dream where you're guaranteed to pull your waifu at the gacha, just not the right version of her

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 10:08 [No]

the worst part about being slightly above-average intelligence surrounded by dipshits is that you start to think you're actually kinda smart and capable but then you meet someone actually smart and realize how fucking retarded you are compared to the people of this world who do actual useful things

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 16:23 [No]

You can't live in fear forever.

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 19:17 [No]

I used to be really smart, now I think I'm only pretty smart. Definitely slower than before, and increasingly noticing that I have a hard time focusing. I think it's a combination of chronic sleep deprivation, marginal dietary habits, poor self-discipline, Internet-based attention span erosion, and mild lead poisoning from years of soldering without any kind of protective gear or safety precautions other than "wash your hands when you're done".

I wonder if ritalin or something of the sort would help me focus better. I can't just experiment with stuff because my job (which I otherwise like) does drug screening pretty regularly. Then again, being able to focus properly would make probably the single biggest quality-of-life difference I can think of.

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 20:34 [No]

>>37
Bruh you must have a massive spool because I doubt solder has been sold with lead in for... (checks calendar) 90 years

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 21:26 [No]

I'm fucked up.

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 23:41 [No]

using the internet for the past week or so without any adblocker or noscript since mozilla fucked their shit again has been a truly enlightening experience. basically ted kaczynski was right, burn it all down we fucked up we have to go back to the woods

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9382 23:48 [No]

>>40
https://lynx.browser.org/

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 00:54 [No]

uh huh huh huh huh i have a massive "spool"

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 02:39 [No]

NO SUCH THING
AS
[incomprehensible]

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 04:08 [No]

>>43 is that Machine Girl

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 04:25 [No]

WHO WOULD WIN

You
You from the future but with bullshit superpowers, who wants to kill you
Evil you from the even farther in future, who wants to kill you and you from the future, with even more bullshit superpowers

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 04:33 [No]

>>45
well, naturally we will have furious nonstop sex for days on end, and the other two will die from exhaustion before me because they are older and more frail

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 05:32 [No]

>>38
Tin/lead solder is still very much standard for soldering (especially hand soldering) in some industries. Lead-free solder varies from "kinda aight" to "such a pain to use" and many of the alloys have potential for whiskering, although in practice that's usually not an issue.

>>40
saaame

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 05:47 [No]

I guess I can't pass a tech-giant-style algorithm quiz right now since I haven't been specifically practicing that.

49 Name: vc: inrotch : 1993-09-9383 08:25 [No]

>>40
this one trend lately, where sites have decided to block what you've been reading for 5 to 30 seconds because y'know making people fly into a screeching chimp rage is exactly the impression you want them to remember your brand by

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 09:32 [No]

>>40
TOP BAR ADVERTISING THE APP
BOTTOM BAR ABOUT PRIVACY
POPUP OBSCURING WHOLE SCREEN ASKING YOU TO LOGIN WITH THE APP AD COVERING THE CLOSE BUTTON

That said I have had no issues because who the fuck runs non-developer Firefox? It's the unilaterally worse version where they just cut out features for the unwashed masses.

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 15:42 [No]

>>45
but wouldn't my future self die if he were to kill my present self, and what's stopping me from killing myself first, thus ensuring victory

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 15:49 [No]

i chuckle each time a WaPo article fades to nothing, and i only manage to catch a glimpse of the slogan "democracy dies in darkness", before a pop up appears that asks me to give them a dollar because jeff bezos only pays them with stale chips

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 19:27 [No]

hello im daddycool the JOURNALIST join my community of JOURNALISTS if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret article of JOURNALISTIC EXCELLENCE

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 20:50 [No]

>>51
No, it's a dilemma from an H-game's extended universe, victory would be more like living long enough to bang your crush and her sister and her sister's friend and a tomboyish blonde and

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9383 21:35 [No]

Perhaps things are going to be okay after all.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 10:14 [No]

when, once again, the only bilingual resource on a point of Japanese grammar is a 90s translation of futaba-kun change that might be partly guesswork

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 12:45 [No]

can't work with networking equipment without making a ds9 or star wars reference

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 13:31 [No]

And there I was, holding my dick, wishing "text generation" weren't about a next-generation megahal.

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 20:23 [No]

trans inclusive radical misogynist, because all women should know their place not just cis ones

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 21:25 [No]

I believe you.

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 22:13 [No]

Remembering the lab days where GNOME 2 took a while to load and was the default DE so when people accidentally loaded it and had to stare at the logo of some GNU guy's deep dark foodt fetish for two minutes, this one time M—t was like, "you got G-nomed!"

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 22:16 [No]

Oh hey, I didn't expect the caret-H to do that, huh. Guess I've just never made that joke here before. It carries out and is^W

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9384 23:37 [No]

I heard that "Just a young gun with a quick fuse" song for the first time the other day. Every time I'd seen someone reference it, it had been in text, so I'd mentally given it the same melody as the one with "midnight train to anywhere".

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 01:24 [No]

a bunch of my grade school bullies are now "pronouns in twitter bio" stereotypes

and to be honest, i always thought it'd be me doing that and them not

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 02:14 [No]

elliot smith shoulda been a weaboo

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 02:27 [No]

I think the only thing stopping me from jacking off is the calluses on my hands

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 03:43 [No]

Elliott Rodger
Tax Dodger

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 08:51 [No]

Anybody have a suggestion for a good JAV streaming site? I used to use javfor.me but they took all the videos down recently. hpjav seems OK but the ads are pretty annoying.

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 09:26 [No]

There's a lot of words here, and I'm having a hard time figuring out if they're in the wrong order or I'm just dumb

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 12:24 [No]

No, Youtube. I do not want to watch Mr. Bean; five of the twelve post-video suggestions were as such, on a completely unrelated topic even.
What's your obssesion with this man?

71 Name: vc: exriche : 1993-09-9385 12:31 [No]

Try to figure it out. What does it mean?
What's the significance of Mr. Bean?

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 12:51 [No]

my penis joined the #sexstrike for i have erectile dysfunction

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 13:01 [No]

Do you like me?

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 15:07 [No]

s/land/gurs

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 18:36 [No]

elon musk is literally african-american

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9385 22:12 [No]

people talk about "puritans" when it comes to prudishness

but according to the historical records my puritan progenitor knocked up a string of ladies all within the bonds of holy matrimony so

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9386 12:11 [No]

Uh-oh, Hans, I think it'll be thunder-weather tonight

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9386 18:55 [No]

What would I even say?

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9386 20:48 [No]

Oh god I wish somebody would cuddle me.

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9386 21:16 [No]

I just tanked my first big tech interview

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9386 21:49 [No]

>>79 we share a common interest if you're ok with me being a big hairy dude

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 03:47 [No]

>>41
Tried to post here, couldn't figure out captcha. It's a neat concept though

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 05:44 [No]

That which did not kill me hurt so bad it made me wish it had.

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 06:32 [No]

as the pattern goes for people who attempt suicide

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 06:33 [No]

>>83
It's ironic that despite having a cheap and effective remedy for almost all pain, the modern medical establishment punishes some of us with excruciating suffering so that others of us cannot illicitly acquire this remedy for the sake of pleasure.

But not a funny kind of irony, just a shitty one.

Also: kidney stone?

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 09:24 [No]

>>85
Abuse.

But regarding your question... "This too shall pass."

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 16:54 [No]

Nyaa~

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 18:28 [No]

literally missed my package that i paid for 2 day shipping on 2 days in a row because the asshole retard downstairs keeps locking the fucking door and they won't just leave it and they also won't just leave it at the fucking post office so i can go get it

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 21:16 [No]

you fucking egg YOU FUCKING EGG

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9387 22:41 [No]

> tfw no blonde hottie coming to destroy her own country with dragons

why even live

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 02:38 [No]

here's your fucking sad faps

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 05:48 [No]

i thought it was 3edgy at the time, i guess it's kinda vindicated today tho

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 07:22 [No]

I finally did it! I murdered my libido.

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 08:17 [No]

now that I'm almost 30 my libido has finally gone down to a nice manageable level.

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 08:44 [No]

You were the man last decade, dog.

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 10:12 [No]

>>88

>asshole retard downstairs

Don't say such mean things about your mom, she pays for your food and lets you live at her house you know!

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 16:04 [No]

The girl does the thing.

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 16:07 [No]

>>96
Mom's upstairs, on the ground floor.

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 17:01 [No]

PLEASE DON LEAVE ME A AA A A ASKHSDFJFDKJHFDH]
F I;M SO SCARED
I DONT KNOW IF I CAN HOLD ONTO IT ALL ON MY OWN

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9388 17:15 [No]

PWWWWFFFFSSSSSHHHFFFWWWWWWW

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