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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 22:52

#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
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682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 12:01

i just now made the connection that the jupiter probe was called juno

NASA literally sent the dude's wife to check up on him and make sure he wasn't having too much fun with his harem of nymphs and catamites, poor zeus can't get a fuggin break

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 12:53

>>682 maybe she hooked him up with the blessed curse of pr0n over dial-up

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 17:49

postimg my current thought in the comment thread and someone else's comment in the thoguhts thread

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 20:39

Reading this I just underwent spontaneous gene expression and sprouted a necktie of flesh and bone

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 20:48

getting your name legally changed to your public key that decrypts information that exposes the big conspiracy to own the reptilians

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 21:31

Finally we know the truth of the Swedish kid named "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116".

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9462 22:37

What does it all mean?

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 19:35

It boils down to Children have ankles and we're all better for it.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 19:56

I saw that tumplr screenshot too

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9463 22:53

Clear your mind.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 01:37

Resentment is corrosive. Also, it really brings out your nasolabial folds in an unflattering way.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 05:02

i should stop stuttering like a retard

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 07:00

I should go to sleep soon

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 11:38

I only ever met one guy with a really bad stutter. But he also had a genius IQ and holy fuck I could see and hear the frustration of him trying to get out one sentence in the time it took him to think of 20.

Fortunately, you don't need that to play a musical instrument, which is what he does for a living today.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 12:13

sauvage smells like straight doodoo on me

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 23:12

Maybe if I just ignore this problem for long enough, it'll go away.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9464 23:44

looked at r/Metal
they have a "blacklist" in the sidebar because every repost is repost repost
it's clearly a recommendation list tho

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 08:19

Adobe finally decides to start doing the creeperware thing after ignoring the same bug-ass pirate copy of CS6 for 7 years.

Fair enough, but I don't have a lot going for me, dudes, and you're going with the manipulative subscription route where my wallet just cannot follow. Please... let me have this.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 08:35

Bring out the GIMP.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 09:24

Two in the FUCKING morning


702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 13:44

Bakara's nose

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 14:07

Braid but Dio or Sakuya is the main character

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 14:33

What do other people think about?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 16:52

about what?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 17:31

imagine unironically

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 21:03

how i should be maybe a little offended by hilarious dysphemisms for suicide after having an unsuccessful attempt under my belt (according to modern insanity and not any genuine wisdom)

but they're too funny

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 21:49

>>704 The whole thing

>>707 Wouldn't it be nice to call off the barn dance, wouldn't it be nice to sabotage the hotpot supper...

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 22:35

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710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 22:59

The cock's relentless swing

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9465 23:50

what a swinging guy

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 00:35

lmao did exhentai just die?

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 09:51

It's a DQN!

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9466 23:32

ah yes the hosts file

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 03:05

wish i could fucking sleep already

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 04:06

At least I never fell down the online game rabbit hole

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 10:22

Ladies: if your man's reaction to being stabbed in the back is to walk into Homebase, scream "GET ME A FUCKING AXE!", slam a tenner on the counter, then run outside and chase down the dude that stabbed him with the axe

that ain't no man, that's a fucking orc

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 14:26

> In contrast to the original game, OSRS offers minimal micro-transactions, and has a playerbase that heavily opposes them.

I'm concerned with the implication that RuneScape 3 has micro-transactions.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 14:41

call the police then bitch, tell em to send the OD unit too cause they'll have to pump my stomach to get your FUCKING HEART OUT OF IT

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 15:10

thought this was about the Hoenn remakes

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9467 15:58

ahegao skull mask

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 17:59

screamed at my cat because he kept running around under my feet while i was trying to clean, now i'm done cleaning and he's still hiding and i feel bad ._.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9469 23:13

Stop it! Just stop!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 05:09

The ominous feeling when you accidentally say, "Bye," instead of, "Goodnight."

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 11:58

>>723 data choking out a borg

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9470 13:18

Guns! Bring out your guns!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9471 12:27

how the fuck do you explain ‘ŠŽè‚ÍŽ€‚Ê

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 13:32

Wow, this sure is fucked up, huh.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 15:19

The purpose of Black Books was to make me want to fuck Fran

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 17:45

nightshade is a very diverse family of plants including tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, tobacco and chili peppers

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 18:11

vc: wow

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 18:26

"would you still marry me if I only ever gave you oral?"

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9472 23:17

>>732 tfw no male lesbian husband where we just suck each others dicks like once a week then order pizza

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9473 05:56

>>727 carefully.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 02:13

You know, wefre all heading straight to Hell

Yes, itfs like riding downhill with no brakes.

You mean, therefs no way to stop?

No, you stop all right - when you crash.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 03:49

Yet another article about how terrible lootboxes are uses a picture of an Overwatch lootbox.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 13:34

overwatch is terrible overall, so that's fine.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 14:21

I <3 dildos

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 15:44

>>737 i believe there's something fundamentally dishonest about railing against p2w while using a screenshot of something that's strictly cosmetic and so time-wasting to open that many streamers have thousands they just refuse to touch

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 16:12

[to the tune of two tickets to paradise] i've got, constipation

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 19:59

give me the gep gun

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9474 23:17

When children in the West get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "mushroom haircut"
When children in East Asia get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "shiitake mushroom haircut"

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 03:26

When they have to revalue the the pound, the £ sign will be replaced by a full color emoji of Boris Johnson's stupid grinning face.

"Boris Bucks"

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 21:18

People were making jokes the other day about Jeffrey Epstein dying in jail because he knew too much, and now he has.

Can we give the modern world a bad review for having such a predictable plot?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9475 22:45

Is this real?

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 11:08


747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 13:03

Yes. All things are real.
Even false things?
How can this be?
Fuck if I know, I didn't do it.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 13:46

It must be a sign of decaying times when even the conspiracies \involving the highest echelons of society become too transparent and obvious.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9476 23:45

London is bad.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 08:18

Astol-Fou tbh

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 15:40

i'm the operator with my pocket calculator. bleep bloop.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9477 17:04

boku wa ongakuka dentaku katate ni. bleep bloop.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 08:50

Astarotte no omocha

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 15:08

I just took an interview where they use python and asked if they use a Django, and they answered that they weren't using any frameworks, and it just dawned on me that they might be writing cgi scripts in the year of our lord 2019, holy shit, nope.

755 Name: vc: jeitable : 1993-09-9478 15:22

Nevertheless, I hope Team YouTube doesn't mind the question and that you will make my end-user experience less shitty :V

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 16:50

"a Django"
anyway CGI is dead for new software, it'll basically boil down to a socket listen loop. There are plenty of libraries you can stitch together to do what a framework does.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 16:53

Mike: The Pope told her that the boy was fine and to leave him be. He is a special needs child. I'll pray for you, sounds like you could use it.
Keith PhD: uhmm and you know what the Pope said? Special needs or not it's still not appropriate. I'll pray for you. Sounds like your cognative skill need it.
Mike: Thank you for that. I need them, and you need the practice.
Keith PhD: And I'll pray for you. Seems you have the "gift of prophecy" since you know what the Pope told the child and what type of prayer life I have and you never met either of us!. I'll pray for you, ego is a sin you know!
Mike: Thank you again, for twice the prayers!
Keith PhD: I hope they will help guide you toward a more spiritual path!
Mike: Thank you, God bless.

  • A passive aggressive prayer battle between two catholics, one of whom apparently doesn't understand that some people know italian.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 00:51

yuckurry is the thigh gap youkai

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 07:08

*laughs in mild ignorance of all Romanist languages*

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9479 21:22

I wonder if anyone likes me.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 04:49

who's stalking me online

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 07:31

>>761 Everyone on this web sight has to pass the test.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 14:19

And what about the ghost that jerked him off to completion? Could that have really happened?

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 17:08

CGI or single-script servers are the way to go. Web 3.0 is dead, long live the telnet!

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 17:55

I am, but it's just for practice.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:12

I don't want to alarm you, but you're browsing a CGI-based website RIGHT NOW.
That aside, what exactly is the alternative even supposed to be? I don't know what you're going on about when you say they might "still" be using CGI in 2019. And comparatively, what's supposed to make it better?

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:36

serverless architecture built on independent unikernels managed by a specialized hypervisor coordinated by a robust message broker.

tbh I'm looking for 100% buzzword compliance for future employment. I personally don't give a shit unless it looks good on my resume, CGIs are fine, really.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:41

We have forgotten the golden rule: KISS, Kubernetes Instances for Static Sites.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 20:45

I suspect that 4chan captchas are such a pain in the ass nowadays as payback for renigger.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9480 22:12

Maximum gay.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 08:37

Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 09:21

You've failed your DevOops buzzword exam. No mention of Docker or k8s.

With CGI you need a separate server (basically only Apache) to take http requests and format them for the script. It's also one OS process per request; even with mod_perl or mod_php it's still a thread per request. Heavy on server resources. But that doesn't matter for a forum with 3 users.

The alternative (socket bind + listen loop) can be much lighter and doesn't try to abstract away the concept of network sockets (reducing bug surface area). You get to take advantage of green threads and non-blocking IO. You also don't need a separate server unless you don't want to deal with HA or TLS yourself (and then you can just shove it behind nginx). You can use any language, too, basically, since all it needs is a handful of socket functions rather than an entire CGI library. Low OS resource usage per request also raises the bar for DoS attacks like slowloris.

TL;DR CGI works, sure, but the alternative is simpler and therefore faster and safer.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 11:39

Since I am a huge retard, can you link me some resources for further research on this sort of material?

774 Name: vc: nughutt : 1993-09-9481 13:43

attempting to scrape a tumblr that claims to be exclusively women its anonymous owner likes because it sufficiently meets my aesthetic and i'd like unlimited reference works, before the porn detector finally makes it a fucking nightmare to scrape

problem: there are enough ladies therein to populate a substantial city-state and just crawling the links has taken the parser an hour and counting

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 14:14

i am the boner of my penis
unlimited reference works

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9481 17:02

It's okay to be GRAVE ME GRAVE FOR YOU

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 14:58

Eh, I'm not really sure of any, I feel like it's sort of folk knowledge now. Maybe there are some "CGI vs TCP socket" articles out there, I don't know.

If you want to try it yourself, I'm sure there are a few "simple TCP socket server" tutorials in your language of choice. Get to the stage where you can print out the incoming data, then point your browser at it to see what an http request looks like, and go from there.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 17:51

Holding hands under the moon.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 18:41

Do people actually enjoy dev ops

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 19:35

The same people who enjoy networking and administration

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9482 21:42

How long have you been on 4-ch?

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