I HATE BEING SINGLE!!!
>>524 Don't be an ass, alright. We posted in this topic because you can't leave a question unanswered. So sit down and let us socialize.
i was obsesed with a girl and now that i lost her, i feel so lonley....
i was obsessed with a girl... now she wants to be friends with me and i'm trying to explain to her that i really do want to be friends with her, but i can't.
she's not making it easy...
is this thing still going on? i just did a little google and i stumbled upon this site..
btw i just watched densha otoko =P
and.. i hate being single.
This thread says so much about imageboards in general.
I think I learned rather quickly that you're not supposed to let a woman know you like her, at least until you're sure she likes you.
It's getting her to like you, without letting you know that you like her, that's the problem...
...and even if you can do that, it's hard to know when it's OK to admit.
>>536
I found that being highly social, but otherwise ignoring the issue of women, worked pretty well. Go out, have fun, be friendly, be seen.
That way it works in reverse: some women will inevitably like you. Once you notice who (might), then you can decide whether the reverse applies. Everyone has a good time in the meantime.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in the friend zone with a female i was trying to woo.
I love masturbating
Problem with being a single guy: if you go out alone, you have the stink of death on you. Unless you can somehow convince yourself to look happy, the only people you'll meet are cell phone salesmen.
im an english otaku, so i kno theres no hope for me in this world lol...
I have to do a project for college by tomorrow, guess I'd better get startede
I have to do a project for college by tomorrow, guess I'd better get started
Sorry. I've betrayed you all, too...
I'm not good with words, so I can't lay it all out well, but...
This thread has WAY too much magical power...
Glory to you all...
Today I went to Akihabara. I didn't have anything specific I wanted to buy, but...
On the train ride home there was a drunk old man on the train.
Almost everyone in our car was women, except for me, who was sitting, and the old man, who was hanging from the hand-rails.
They were all between 20 - 40, I guess.
The old man started getting in the faces of the women around him.
At first he was messing with a younger woman, but she was very straightforward,
hollered at the old man, and then got off at the very next station.
During all this, I keep glancing at him out of the corner of my eye, thinking what an annoyance he was causing.
Next the old man comes to the seat I'm on, goes straight to the middle part of it
and starts yelling at the older women who're sitting there.
"You'd better not even think about using a cell phone, you got it!?"
he goes, trying to scare them.
The women were like（´･ω･`)←all quiet
I think this is going to get long...
o lawd, iz dat some Densha Otaku?
Despite the eponymous poster being an otaku, he was known as Densha Otoko ("Train Man").
>>552
Lots of people make that mistake. I've heard people say it IRL too.
lolcocks
>>553
You call it a "mistake," I prefer to think of it as a more accurate choice of words.
I've wasted my 20's.
あげる
I've wasted my 10's.
hey guys,
a few days ago i finished watching the japanese drama 'densha otoko'. i was wondering if the 'aladdin channel' would really exist so i tried out and found this. but this isn't the original site or??
i hope someone replies soon. ıt seems like this board wasn't used for a long time.
bye!!! :) greets from turkey
WTF???
densha otoko was cliche, get a life everyone and move on.
being single is good! with the current situation of the world, where everybody seems to be the evil itself, being single is a true path to redemption!
and nothing else fun than laughing at stupid couples who fights each other day by day while you being alone, gets your wealth, your skills unquestioned!
hi all, i found the drama very touching, and i would like to experience something so touching, as yamada did, it was very brave of him to help her, i will try be more courageous through life from now on.
Nooo, don't do it. Falling in love and getting a girlfiend is like losing your pride/independence. Forever you will be chained and lose your freedom. In everything you will have to listen to here. DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tell me more about your private life.
Who said you need to get girlfriend who is nothing more than a bitch?
>>566
The answer is contained in the definition of the words.
It looks like this thread has die, I've read through all the message, and looks like MSN otoko has left us!and some others also!
I wish that we don't have leave this thread, I was hoping this thread would be a place were guys need support, but now recently no one needs some support, but we are all here to support everyone!
haha is this thread like the densa otoko like 4rm the manga (^o^) koool
is asking for 5 minutes of time from woman at 9pm and not getting a reply a rejection?
I hope there will be support for you.
women are bs, i was going to ask out a girl yesterday, she was there for the first half of the school day and left during lunch, wtf, now i gotta wait another week.
Hahaha, sorry about laughing at you I know what you mean.
that is why boys have hard time getting girls unless you got talent.
To kurukurupa: I guess that would be a rejection, but don't worry, there are others girls out there for you! ;)
Hang in there single males! Real life can be tough going sometimes but it can also change really quickly.
On a different note my friend who used to be a player but has been with the same girl for over a year now keeps telling me just how free single life is. He's always complaining about couples life. He has to do this and that. She's always asking why he's not paying attention to her when he's playing games. Gosh, is that how it becomes after a couple months?? Somehow that has become my motivation to not be motivated to stay open to the possibility of a relationship. Did that even make sense??
You are all my friends.
Why does this thread have so many posts?
Because it's about single men bitching about their lonely miserable, pathetic lives.
Hi my name is Ted Rea. I live in Shattuck Oklahoma. Im divorced and single and I have raped women. I cant help it. I get them drunk or slip them a pill and when they pass out I take their clothes off and have sex with them. I dont know why I do it but I do every chance I get. Call me if you wouldnt mind passing out and letting me have sex with you Im afraid Im going to get into trouble if I keep doing it with women I meet. Here is my cell phone number 580-938-0014
>>579
I don't know why, but this made me crack up.
Your all single for a reason! becuse your always on the computer! all of you need to get out and start hanging with people or going out. you need the light you pack of vampires.... or mabey your all fugly who knows?
fag
What is more superficial, rejecting a woman because she is unattractive or rejecting a man because he hasn't got money or isn't an "alpha male"?
The numbers of men and women are about 50/50, for every loser living in his mom's basement there is some fat chick out there who is wondering why there seem to be more women than men and ends up getting fucked by douches just wanting to get their dick wet in the hopes of it turning into a real relationship.
Do you think they enjoy being treated like a piece of meat? They open their legs because they think they will receive companionship and love in return then they get ditched, or worse cheated on, the moment their boyfriend finds someone better.
You can debate all you want about who has it worse. We value physical intimacy more than a romantic relationship, so that might skew our perception of things. Whatever the truth is, an ideal relationship is reciprocal, if you want someone to love you for being a loser you need to learn to love chunky bitches. If you want sex you have to do more than be a "beta orbiter", you need to step out of your comfort zone and try to show your social dominance and gregarious nature. If she doesn't reciprocate and puts you in the "friendzone" then you need to accept your relationship isn't working, instead of obsessing over your sweetheart you need to think about the women who weren't blessed with qt3.14 genetics and offer your love to someone else.
Who knows, maybe after seeing you leave her, moving on and getting with other women she might see you in a different light, then you can tell her she missed her chance.
I dont kniw what are you trying to say, but unattractive women have no chance with ANYONE.
I wonder what op is doing today.
i dunno, I actually went on a date with a girl a bit ago but she was kinda just boring and i had no desire to hang out with her.
I want a partner, one I can spend my life with but I cant be with a boring person with 0 hobbies even if they're hot
So I just stopped texting her. Too bad, she was nice but i'll try for someone else in the future
I met a 19 yo girl today totally randomly. She seemed genuinely interested in me, gave me a shit ton of random compliments. She even blushed a few times and looked really disappointed when I told her I had to leave. Didn't occur to my retarded loner brain that I was supposed to ask her number orz
She was just fucking staring at me expecting me to ask her FUCK. I could have had some hot teen, but now I'm back to being sexually harassed by a middle aged co-worker who is a divorcee with two kids. Why am I so retarded?
>>595
That 19 year old girl would have been all sorts of trouble that you can't even fathom at the moment. Trust me, anon. You've seriously dodged a bullet.
>>596
Sure, but I coulda got laid and enjoyed that sweet 19 yo pussy. FUCK.
I'm completely indifferent to being single.
I just want close friendship.
>>597
If you care about younger pussy. Just go to some third world shithole and really test your morals then you sick fuck.
>>599
Daily reminder that for the vast majority of human existence, pubescent people were commonly treated as adults but they weren't considered adults by default. Pubescent people normally had to complete some kind of ritual to adulthood. This means that there were pubescent people who were considered adult and were socially eligible to start their own family, own some land and businesses, command people, etc. It was only in the recent age when there were laws that declared by fiat that the age of 18 was the age of the majority (adulthood).
>>599
I’m 22 you moralizing asshole and last time I checked 19 is above the age of consent.
19 is grandma-tier wtf are you talking about
>I'm 22
So? Find a 32 year old woman to be your mommy gf. Trust me, she'll take better care of you and make you pancakes after draining your balls.
Fuck Valentine’s Day soon. Fuck I hate that! It’s even shallower than Christmas! I hate girls. They’re all bitches and whores anyway.
I love to make a card for my sweetie-pie every St. Valentine's Day
Valentine's day sucks. literally the shallowest most emotionally exploitative day in the consumer holiday pantheon. A time where companies psychologically blackmail people into buying stuff and shame you if your single.
>>607
In reality, that's all holidays anymore which has been much more aggressive in more recent years compared to the past.
>>608
True but valentines feel like knife in the heart. They literally shame you for being a loner or just being single. It’s like society is bullying you into it. I don’t give a shit about Christmas but I hate being reminded that I’ve never been in a relationship thanks to crippling social anxiety and now that I’m nearly 30 it’s pretty much over.
>>609
I just stopped giving a shit. I haven't got a gift from anyone including family since 2010.
You all say you hate being single but the truth is, if you landed your perfect dream girl you'd be just as unhappy as you realize a relationship is not all that it's chalked up to be. Especially when your girl demands you divert rent money for her designer handbags, when she begins cutting you off from friends, when she starts shitting on your weeb hobbies etc. What you really want is:
A. Companionship
B. Someone to fuck
Well for A just make female friends and acquaintances you can share interests and feelings with. As for B buy a hooker or, if your cheap, ol' faithful right hand and an internet connection. Either way, don't go looking for both in the same person, don't shit where you eat basically.
>>611
Hard truths here. I've been in a relationship with the same woman for 17 years. It's soul sucking and miserable. Marriage isn't worth it. The only reason why I don't leave is because divorce would absolute wreck me. We barely even have sex and when we do it's a soulless chore that she doesn't even get into. I tried to do my part in being romantic until that was never going to work or be good enough for her. So I just bend her over and do a quick pump and dump. She passes out and I get on my computer which I end up usually fapping at some point throughout the night just to actually feel some damn pleasure in a dopamine sense. I've been wishing I was single for over a decade.
>>611,612 Sounds like you both made some poor choices, rather than there being an inherent problem with marriage.
>your girl demands you divert rent money for her designer handbags, when she begins cutting you off from friends, when she starts shitting on your weeb hobbies etc.
Just don't marry someone like this, simple! Everyone else, try going on a few dates with someone before proposing to them, and look out for any red flags like that.
“But what if I'm colourblind and red flags look the same as green flags?” Hmmm I can't help you with that, sorry
>>611
Sucks to be you all I'm gay and he's great for both
I've always been single, but I haven't had any true "single guy moments" that rocked in years, since I've been swamped with work since the start of the decade. Traveling and seeing live music were my favorite things to do as a single dude, but I can't do either now, since I'm too poor to travel, and there's no live music in my state anymore except in fucking boston, since the pandemic killed everything cool in my area
All those bastards at work are quietly mocking me for not having anyone for valentines fucking bastards
So?
I don't hate Valentine's day all it does is remind me that I'm an awkward as fuck loner and have been since I entered high school. Now I'm a kissless virgin who's never even had a conversation with a female that wasn't family nevermind a date. At nearly 30, I am now too developmentally retarded to have a functioning relationship with anyone and no matter what I try it doesn't work. Would it even matter anyway? When I was 8 year old being socially awkward was cute, when I was 18 it was a personal problem, by the time your 28 all people think is that your creepy and they avoid you like your a infected with AIDS. All Valentine's day does is remind you how lonely you are and shame you for it.
not nice.
>>620
You sound like a fag. Either man up or off yourself already. You talk like 28 is the end you not a 70 something year old with your skin falling off. Stop being such a pussy. Because if you put off off having a relationship now at 28 you’ll end up in a situation where it really is too late and even a hooker won’t jump on your scaly old man shrivelled cucumber dick.
Having sex is a good way to get AIDS no thanks