This is my language teaching thread!! It's true! It's true! (721)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-05 15:18 ID:Tg9qORd+

Hi, loving everyone!^^ I'm 19years old, a Japanese Otaku.
I'm a high school graduate who is preparing for another chance to enter a college.(This is called "Rounin" in Japan, a masterless Samurai is also called "Rounin".)
I made every effort to enter college, but college refused me, because I couldn't read/write English well.

So, I want you to speak to me easily, and point out my wrong.
You can ask me everything! I'm not a grim person.^^ I love you all.(^ε^)
come on! come on everybody!

Do you think this sentences childish?

...oh,excursus.
I like WWE,progressive rock. thanks for reading

154 Name: 1 : 2007-04-28 01:45 ID:Heaven

ぐももーエヴリバディー。只今、朝の10時50分です。
休日は学食が昼間しか営業していない為、本日は空腹也。

>>149
Eeyyannn!! I missed. "Strictly" is right.
I had better learn more words and grammer.
I will prepare for TOEIC.

I see.
Then, what do you think of yellow races??

>>150
What does "Bump this thread" mean?? Is it about "age"??
But you also can post anything you want!

>>151
Thanks for your serious opinion.
It's problem.....

>>152-153
いち に さん し = ひぃ ふぅ みぃ よ
ご ろく しち はち = いつ む なな や

155 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-28 06:26 ID:rwqfBmsi

> Then, what do you think of yellow races??

My grandfather probably had a racist view. But I think Asians are cool. There are a lot of Chinese, Japanese, and Korean people at my school.

156 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-28 07:57 ID:rwqfBmsi

P.S. Throw out whatever dictionary you found the word "yellow races" in, as it is 80 years out of date.

157 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-29 18:33 ID:WRbAat8L

>>154

> What does "Bump this thread" mean?? Is it about "age"??

American forums use "bump" to mean "age".
They don't have "sage" for some reason.

I think he offered so people won't miss the thread because they don't see it on the front page.

158 Name: 1 : 2007-04-29 19:17 ID:Heaven

D'oh!
I almost forget to post here today.

>>155-156
Oh, thank you. Am I cool? But I don't know what "cool" means...
And I can find the word "yellow races" in my electronic dictionary!! HAHAHA!!
This dictionary is so expensive. So, I cannot throw away this.(^o^;)

One thing I want to ask you.
Not only their appearances but their cultures, can you tell Japanese people from other asian races?

BTW, I want to follow what they say.↓
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w1ihq7PQpY

I cannot help laughing when this hilarious man says his number.
Is it the same as you?? Do English native speakers also feel interesting??

I cannot follow him. He speaks so fast.

159 Name: 1 : 2007-04-29 19:23 ID:8pBn8ZNU

>>157
Thank you!
Oh, you don't have "sage"!! It is so surprising!!

160 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-29 21:03 ID:5jXytSKm

>>158

> Not only their appearances but their cultures, can you tell Japanese people from other asian races?

Most non-asian people cannot see the difference in appearance or culture due to unfamiliarity, unless they have put forth the effort to do so.

> BTW, I want to follow what they say.↓
> ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w1ihq7PQpY

Yes this is very funny.
I'll try and transcribe this for you.

161 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-29 21:25 ID:Heaven

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=applemilk1988

この人の事を知ってるの? 何と考える?

162 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-29 21:49 ID:5jXytSKm

[Dell Customer Call transcript]
Tech:
Dell hardware warranty Support my name is [deleted], How can I help you.

Caller:
Oh, My Mom got one- Hello?

Tech:
Can you hear me?

Caller:
Yeah, I'm having a problem- how about now, I got [??] on can you hear me now?

Tech:
Um, I can hear you, you're breaking up a little bit, but...

Caller:
(Oh great), Alright. Well what I got is my mom's laptop here and it won't turn off.

pause

Tech:
It won't turn off?

Caller:
NO.

Tech:
Okay.

Caller:
Since [??] windows is [??] down.
Can NOT turn it off, tried turning off the power and everything, it won't turn off.

Tech:
Alright, can I get the, uh, service tag then.

Caller:
frustrated
Jesus Christ, I just gave it to you people!
angry sigh
Alright, express service code is: [deleted] four-one-nine.
You got it?

Tech:
I couldn't hear you very well, you were yelling very loud, uh, [deleted] four-one-nine? Is that right?

Caller:
losing patience
Yeah it's close enough all I need to know is how do you turn this god damn thing off?
You-- Your automated crap SUCKS. Alright? And I think YOU suck, alright?
screaming
JESUS CHRIST how do you turn this fucking thing off!?
You understand that?

Tech:
Alright, well I will just need to actually, uh, see what system you have here, so- I'm showing that you- Can I get the name on the account?

Caller:
It's [deleted]

Tech:
Alright, and the phone number that purchased it?

Caller:
screaming
Why do you need all this all I need to know is how do you turn the thing off?

Tech:
I need to verify the owner of the system, Sir.

Caller:
(oh Jesus Christ) The number is [deleted]-seven-two.

Tech:
(Alright) And, can I get your name?

Caller:
My name is [deleted].

Tech:
And your last name?

Caller:
I'm here son [deleted], god damn you!
Fucking god damn pig, well I swear to God.

[continued in next post]

163 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-29 21:49 ID:5jXytSKm

[continued from >>162]

Tech:
And your phone number?

Caller:
angry
My phone number is the same!

Tech:
Okay, and your email address.

Caller:
WHY DO YOU NEED THAT!?
You know you're upsetting the fuck out of me, alright?
You fucking god damn asshole.
Look, god damn it, the fucking thing will not shut off.
Do you understand that?
Since last night, and you got a god damn battery problem as well, alright.
What the fuck is going on with this god damn thing?
I'm getting very upset with this, I've spent about an hour trying to talk to you people on this fricking automated crap you've got, and

that's what's got me all fucking upset like this, alright.
And if you didn't have [stutter] this automated crap on your god damn phone system, then someone would talk to a human. You know what a

human is?

Tech:
Yes sir, I do, and I-

Caller:
interrupting
You keep acting like a god damn computer and keep asking me these stupid questions, when all I need to know is how do you shut this thing

down.
It says "windows is shutting down", it's been saying that since last night, alright?
Now how come it wont shut down and how come I can't shut it down? What do I got to do, rip the damn battery out of the back of it?

Tech:
Um, NO, you definitely don't want to do that.

Caller:
Well what do I got to do will you PLEASE TELL ME!

Tech:
Yeah-- All I Need-- So-- Do you not have an email address, that's all I need from you, do you not have an email address?

Caller:
being difficult
I'm not going to give it to you, alright, let's put it that way, alright. 'Cause I have nothing to do with this god damn computer. All I

want to know is how do you close it down before it causes a god damn fucking fire-- WILL YOU FUCKING TELL ME?!

Tech:
resigned
Alright-- So-- To shut the system off- you see the power button on it?

Caller:
I've been pushing it for the past three fucking hours, it DON'T FUCKING DO NOTHING.

Tech:
Alright, hold down the power button for ten seconds right now.

Caller:
exasperated sigh
long pause
Well, Jesus Christ, You could have told me that, you know, you're not very fricking helpful, you know that, your a fucking asshole. And you can put this in your FUCKING RECORDS, alright.

[end of transcript]

164 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-29 21:59 ID:Heaven

>>163
>>162
Be careful where you repeat these words in public (least to most offensive):

Suck
Swear
Crap
Pig (when referring to a person)
Asshole
Fuck (fucking, fucker)
Damn
Jesus Christ
God Damn (goddamn, goddam)

165 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-29 22:16 ID:Heaven

>>156
>>158
The term "Yellow" is out of date as it is considered an offensive to refer to Asian people in this way. If no one is insulted, there is no harm in using the term.
Similarly, "Red" is never used when referring to people descended from those native to the Americas before the 16th century.

"White" and "Black" are still in use, referring to people of European/Mediterranean and Sub-Saharan African descent, respectively.

166 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-30 08:16 ID:rwqfBmsi

> Not only their appearances but their cultures, can you tell Japanese people from other asian races?

Personally, I can't tell if someone is Chinese, Japanese, or Korean just by looking at them and talking. I mean, I know which one my friends are from their names and because they told me, but some stranger on the street could be any.

But when I look at a website, even with no words written on it, it's easy to tell. Korean websites have lots of round corners and tiny, cute characters, Japanese websites tend towards a strong sense of design and good moé artwork, and Chinese websites are just an utter mess. That's how you really determine culture.

also, "cool" = カッコイイ

167 Name: Anonymous : 2007-04-30 15:49 ID:WRbAat8L

> Japanese websites tend towards a strong sense of design

I can honestly say I've never seen this.

I can recognize all the writing systems, and in conversation I can identify Japanese because I can understand it. I'm not very good at the other languages, though.

Nobody here can tell Asians apart by looking.

168 Name: 1 : 2007-04-30 16:23 ID:/JDSpC3l

>>160
Thank you for your opinion.
And I really appreciate your kindness.

>>161
Oh, I have watched her video. But only one time.
She speaks good Japanese, but seemingly, is not good at writing.
A short time ago I knew that she wanted to be an actress in Japan.
Well, basically I like Europeans and Americans about their appearance.
But I don't think she is so pretty.
Is she seventeen years old?? What the heck! She is younger than me!
It's so amazing. I cannot help envying her.

>>162-163
Holly shit! Awesome! Fuckin' good!!!!!!!
I preserved your postings 'cos they are THAT DAMN GOOD!!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I'm listing this conversation again and again, with reading your postings.
I appreciate you. TYVM!!

>>164
I haven't heard international students say such dirty words.
Maybe they have good manners.
(I don't know "Swear")

>>165
ありがとう!勉強になります。
Thanks! It's good study for me.(←Is this right expression?)

>>166
To tell the truth, we also cannot tell us from Korean or Chinese.
There are some characteristics, but it depends.
You looked Chinese websites? You are an adventurer!!

"cool" means "カッコイイ".
Then, >>155 means "アジア人はカッコイイ".

それは、文化的にですよね?
日本のサムライや、中国の歴史の事ですか?

169 Name: 1 : 2007-04-30 16:38 ID:Heaven

>>167
Yeah, nobody can tell Asians apart by looking.
Moreover, I sometimes mistake a Japanese for a foreigner(Americans or Europeans), because I think hand-some men should be Americans or Europeans.

By the way, I couldn't get tickets for returning to my family home.
Yeah, I'm alone\(^o^)/
lonely long black magic night have begun....

170 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-01 00:50 ID:rwqfBmsi

> By the way, I couldn't get tickets for returning to my family home.

Aww, that's really sad :(

Would you like to hear how to ask out female otaku?

You write on a slip of paper, "Would you like to go out with me? []Yes []No" (the []s are checkboxes)

Then you slip it into her mailbox. Even if you're too nervous to say anything, she will at least get the message. Then she will get angry with you and slap you, saying, "Pathetic otaku, if you want to ask me out do it in person!"

Then you can stare, but when she turns around and leaves, you say "Stupid girl, you're an otaku too. Don't expect so much."

171 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-01 02:54 ID:Heaven

>>167
>>169

> Nobody can tell Asians apart by looking.

チガウ!! 僕出来るよ! 肌の色合いと顔の構造が僅かに違いなんだ。

>>170
.....what?

172 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-01 03:45 ID:Eh+jt8/B

>>170 it's true in terms of if they are Korean, Japanese, etc. Hard to tell.

173 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-01 07:22 ID:dXUFt/3n

>>172

This is because the Asian Japanese are of Korean decent!

And I wish you guys wouldn't talk about Japanese as a race, it's not a race never was never will be.

174 Name: 1 : 2007-05-01 12:21 ID:s5r7jaEq

>>170
Oh, that's not bad. I want to be slapped around by hot female otaku.
In Japan, most of the female otaku are not hot at all.
But in America, I will be satisfied with any girls even if they are otaku. It's really worth being slapped.

And you know what, your idea is the same as Japanese classical literature "The Tale of Genji" (written in Heian era).
Your idea is childish!! :P
Now that I'm a college student!!
So all I can do is staring at girls from distance :)

>>171
韓国人は特徴的だけどなぁ~。
中国人と日本人は分からんのじゃないかなぁ………。
ttp://lc-fire.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/sany4040.jpg
Then, what do you think of her? What is her nationality??

>>172-173
Yes, we are decent. In other words, we are shy.

Please tell me the bad points of Japan. Please bully me. please

175 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-01 15:16 ID:WDPbTFzC

It is very famous in Japan.
It is an adult site.

21 years old or more is not good when seeing.

http://click.dtiserv2.com/Click5/1-6-12532

http://click.dtiserv2.com/Click50/1-103-12532

The Japanese also is pleased, hopes for it also by the god, and is
according to the thing to use and to make two sites above known.

176 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-01 20:03 ID:Heaven

>>174
台湾人で~す! 騙そうとしてた?

何かゲームをプレーするの?

177 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-02 00:52 ID:5jXytSKm

>>168

Regarding >>162-163; (transcript I made)
I must warn that the grammar used by the caller and the support person is very bad, please don't emulate it.

> Thanks! It's good study for me.

I think it may be more clear to say:

> Thanks! This is good information for me to study.

>>174
Regarding >>173
I think this man was trying to convey that the Japanese and Korean are of the same race (that being Asian or Humanity as a whole), but he was not belittling the Japanese nation or it's people. This was my impression.

178 Name: 1 : 2007-05-02 00:53 ID:Heaven

>>175
What???

>>176
Hey, you're a cheater!
You could not have told her apart!
Then, next question.
ttp://blackh.up.seesaa.net/vivian/vivian_05.jpg
How about her?
You must judge only from this picture. Hey!! Don't use searching engines!!!!!!

I don't play any games. Sorry.
Because I made it a rule that I studied hard when I became a college student.
I wanna be a grind or a drudge!!!

179 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-02 01:50 ID:Ry0aLzgl

> And you know what, your idea is the same as Japanese classical literature "The Tale of Genji" (written in Heian era).
> Your idea is childish!! :P

Actually, it's what a lot of American kids do in elementary school. It is a well-known tactic, like drawing an umbrella with your names under it.

So yes, I guess you could say I'm childish.

What's that? The Tale of Genji does the same thing? Oh dear...

180 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-02 02:33 ID:03c5+Bmp

Why do Japanese people typing in English put each sentence on a new line? It seems really odd.

But it is useful for distinguishing posters' nationality.

181 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-02 04:22 ID:Heaven

>>178

Hmmmm... This picture is heavily airbrushed...
難しいな...
でも、まだ台湾人だ。
見える?顔「顎」で同様と思う。

182 Name: LelakiKeretapi : 2007-05-03 02:09 ID:0r/WqfFp

That's Yin Ling. She is Taiwanese model who is current base is Japan.

I think she is way hotter than most of JAV joyuu.

183 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-03 03:14 ID:dXUFt/3n

>>1

Is the Japanese really are this nice, then I'm going to start packing my bags right now because where I live people are very rude and mean.

184 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 05:31 ID:I6dXThip

>>177
You give me good informations!! Thanks a lot. I didn't notice both of you pointed out.
>>179
Hey, don't mind!! Because The Tale of Genji is one of the most famous classic literatures in Japan. Everybody knows!! Many perversions are there!!
>>180
You got me angry!!! But I thank you for pointing out, so I'm not writing like that. How about this posting? Is this easy to read??
>>181
You have superhuman eyes! Awesome!! If there were many people like you, research of DNA might be abandoned.
Ok, this is last question. How about this!?
ttp://www.japan-zone.com/modern/pix/h/hirai_ken.jpg
>>182
M字ビターン!!
>>183
Oh dear... Where do you live now?
In Japan, I recommend the countryside to you. But you know what? People feel comfortable when they touched things that were fond of in their childhood. Your country is the best for you, I think.

185 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-03 05:38 ID:dXUFt/3n

>>184

I live in the United States of America.

186 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 05:50 ID:Heaven

>>185
I want to go to the United States of America!! Especially, the South. A view maybe so magnificent.
Don't expect too much of people!! Expect too much of nature!!!!

187 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-03 05:56 ID:dXUFt/3n

>>186

I love nature!
Do you like camping?

188 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 06:08 ID:I6dXThip

>>187
Ten years ago, I often went to camping with my famiry. But now I cannot go to camping.
These days, I only took a walk around my house. But I live in urban area since this March, so I cannot even do it. I want to go home!!

189 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 06:11 ID:Heaven

not "famiry". "family" is right.
What a stupid I am. I'm sorry. But I am an average Japanese college student.....

190 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 06:13 ID:Heaven

I cannot go to camping because I'm afraid of hornets.

191 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-03 06:26 ID:dXUFt/3n

>>189

It's ok everybody makes mistakes.

192 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 06:28 ID:I6dXThip

>>191
Which state do you live in? I want to know that.

193 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-03 06:36 ID:dXUFt/3n

>>192

Indiana

194 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-03 06:37 ID:dXUFt/3n

>>192

Where in Japan do you live?

195 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 06:50 ID:I6dXThip

>>193
Indiana state has many farms!! Great! Maybe they are quite larger than Japanese farms.

>>194
I live in Sendai in Miyagi Prefecture. Because my college is there.
My homevillage is Iga city in Mie Prefecture. There is famous for "a ninja"(a Japanese secret agent in feudal times).

196 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 06:59 ID:Heaven

I found these:
ttp://www.city.iga.lg.jp/ctg/C289/289.html
ttp://www.city.iga.lg.jp/ctg/22131/22131.html

197 Name: R : 2007-05-03 09:10 ID:zp6xE6Du

great! thank god i've found this thread~
i can learn english here to~
i do really have a bad grammar.. TTATT

198 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 13:08 ID:Heaven

You should also thank everybody in this thread(except>>2,>>81,>>91,>>99,>>132).

Everybody in this thread is very gentle(except>>2,>>81,>>91,>>99,>>132).

You can use this thread all you want!!

199 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 13:16 ID:Heaven

D'oh! I made a mistake again....

>>2 is me. Myself.
I wanted to say "except>>3,>>81,>>91,>>99,>>132".

BTW, where have >>4 and >>56 gone?? I miss you.
Come back and post here again, please!!

          ∫
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( ´ω`)   ∫    < Or else, I'll cook you like this!!
(つ  つ=(二二二)
|| | 
(___)___) 火火火火

200 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 13:21 ID:w0nFwcoY

200 Get! I put up this thread and get >>2 and >>200!!
I'm so selfish(^^;)

          >>4
∧__∧
( ´ω`)   >>56 < I like DEEP PURPLE!!(only the song'Burn')
(つ  つ=(二二二)
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(___)___) 火火火火

201 Name: R : 2007-05-03 13:29 ID:bI2r11tx

what is the best way to learn english? >x<

202 Name: R : 2007-05-03 13:37 ID:bI2r11tx

i do understand english but i'm not good in writing and speak english

203 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 13:43 ID:Heaven

>>201
I also want to know that.

Maybe I need to study grammer and to learn more words.
I will start studying in the near future. Year, near future.....near future..

204 Name: 1 : 2007-05-03 15:11 ID:Heaven

ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_8sTZRh-Nw
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd4lZwshUpE

She has well-formed features. Her way of laughing is similar to Mao Asada's way of laughing.(Mao Asada is a Japanese female figure skater) I cannot understand why many people speak ill of her.
I should study hard like her. She is my goddess.

205 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-03 15:44 ID:zJ86yM5Z

>>186

I live in the South; it's quite beautiful in some places.
It's also very, very hot right now, but the humidity isn't so bad as Japan.
All of the American cultural sites are in the North, though, or so I hear.
Certainly there's not much to do here in Atlanta.

BTW, there's a good test here:
http://www.alllooksame.com/exam_room.php

If you don't want to sign up, try http://www.bugmenot.com/view/www.alllooksame.com

206 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-04 01:17 ID:5jXytSKm

>>201
"Practice makes perfect" is a common English proverb.
Reading English literature may help. Many older works are available free online, but the language in them may be dated.
http://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/

Articles found on English language websites can be more fun to read. A favorite site of mine has many interesting articles on Science, History, Rare Illnesses, and Strange Phenomenon.
You'll learn many incredible things and hopefully improve your English as well.
http://www.damninteresting.com/

There are some language add-ons for the Firefox browser that help people learning English. I can't vouch for their quality, though.
https://addons.mozilla.org/ja/firefox/browse/type:1/cat:37/sort:popular?lang=ja

>>205
Atlanta, Georgia? I passed through there on the way to Florida, but we should have turned around after Atlanta. The Coca-Cola factory/museum was better than anything in DisneyWorld.

207 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-04 03:52 ID:zJ86yM5Z

> The Coca-Cola factory/museum was better than anything in DisneyWorld.

Yeah, but that's it. Centennial Park is neat for a little bit, but it's no tourist destination. You can always get mugged!

208 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-05 01:16 ID:3qrQlagM

>>184

You're kidding, right? He doesn't even look Asian! If we weren't already identifying Asians, I'd never get this one. For this, I'm going to say Japanese because of the texture of the hair.

>>205

Only got 14 out of 18. Bah. Those Chinese are tricky...

209 Name: 56 : 2007-05-05 09:07 ID:J9++Snh2

Hello >>1!

You did a good job keeping this tread alive. Over 200 posts! That's quite a feat here in 4-ch.

How are you getting along with your English lessons? Well, keep at it. Like I said, learning English doesn't have to be boring. Make it fun! Watch TV, movies, read comics and magazines!

If you finished reading that comic, I could give you more...

And since you're talking about Japanese idols, my favorite is Komatsu Ayaka!

210 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-05 15:18 ID:5jXytSKm

>>207
I kind of did get mugged. At the DisneyWorld ticket office.

211 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 03:54 ID:Mjfb71Eu

>>189

> What a stupid I am. I'm sorry. But I am an average Japanese college student.....

Don't worry, you're still learning and you're doing a great job! ^_^ I can't even imagine how hard it is for you to learn English.

I don't think you should worry about spelling. Out of the words you have used in this thread, the only one you constantly spell wrong is 'grammar.' Don't worry, though, it took me until 8th grade to spell that right!

---

I live up north in the United States. From my house, it's a 30 minute drive to New York City.

Autumn is really great here, but I've seen pictures of Kyoto and it's really beautiful! I want to go there one day. Have you ever been to Kyoto? How is it?

212 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 13:39 ID:Heaven

>>205
"Inversely Amazing
Not easy to get all that wrong."

3 out of 18 correct

213 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 16:31 ID:3qrQlagM

Does anyone know of any Japanese internet TV sites?

214 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 16:36 ID:rwqfBmsi

>>213
nico nico douga

215 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 16:40 ID:YC31ePh6

The national character joke
The fire occurred to some ship.
For the captain to make a passenger dive into the sea smoothly
In the English " The gentleman dives in such a case ".
In the German " It gets to dive into the sea in the rule ".
When Italian " The beauty dived a short while ago ".
When American " It becomes a hero if diving into the sea ".
In Russian " It is in time in now of the bottle of the vodka had been floated down. if chasing ".
When French " You don't dive into the sea ".
In the Japanese " All dived already ".
In the Chinese " The fish which seems good is swimming ".
In the North Korean " Now is the chance of the asylum ".
The sailor " But a Korean is of captain! still left! "
The captain " It is possible to leave alone "
The sailor " Because of what is it? "
The captain " A claim has been done, saying the inconveniencing. clothes surviving were wet ".

216 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 16:42 ID:YC31ePh6

The captain " A claim has been done, saying the inconveniencing. clothes surviving were wet "

217 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 17:22 ID:3qrQlagM

>>215
>>216
What the hell??

>>214
So it's like a better Youtube, but with crap flying across the screen?

218 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 17:23 ID:Heaven

>>214

Also, will it accept non-japanese IP addresses?

219 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 18:46 ID:rwqfBmsi

220 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 20:18 ID:p2PPDUjQ

>>215

>>The national character joke

Using a definite article means there is only one such joke, an indefinite article should be used instead. The use of the noun "national character" as an adjective is permissible here, but "joke about national character" sounds more natural.

>>The fire occurred to some ship.

It is a hypothetical fire, not a specific fire, so use an indefinite article. "to" is the wrong preposition, use "on" instead. ("to" is a very complicated preposition, it would take a long time for me to explain all the ways you can use it). "some ship" is correct, but sounds weak, "a ship" would be better.

>>For the captain to make a passenger dive into the sea smoothly

As this is the start of a list, there should be a colon at the end of the sentence. "Smoothly" is ambiguous here, it could mean diving with good form, or diving without complaint. By changing the word order we can make it obvious it means diving without complaint. "For the captain to smoothly make a passenger dive into the sea:".

>>In the English " The gentleman dives in such a case ".

When we are using "English" as an abbreviation for "the English language", the article is omitted. The same applies for all language names. Because we are talking about a hypothetical gentleman not a specific gentleman, an indefinite article is used.

>>In the German " It gets to dive into the sea in the rule ".

I don't understand. Do you mean "Diving into the sea is required by the rules"?

>>When Italian " The beauty dived a short while ago ".

"A beauty dived a short while ago."

>>When American " It becomes a hero if diving into the sea ".

"You become a hero by diving into the sea.", or if you want to avoid "you" to make it sound impersonal, "One may become a hero by diving into the sea", although this sounds somewhat archaic.

>>In Russian " It is in time in now of the bottle of the vodka had been floated down. if chasing ".

"If you dive now, you will be in time to chase the bottle of vodka which is floating below."

>>When French " You don't dive into the sea ".

"You may not dive into the sea."

In the Japanese " All dived already ".
"Everyone dived already."

In the Chinese " The fish which seems good is swimming ".
"The fish swimming below seem good."

In the North Korean " Now is the chance of the asylum ".
"Now is the chance for asylum."

>>The sailor " But a Korean is of captain! still left! "

The sailor and the captain are both hypothetical, so again use an indefinite article.
"But the Korean captain is still left!"
(the captain is a specific captain to the sailor in the joke, so he uses a definite article).

The captain " It is possible to leave alone "

>>The sailor " Because of what is it? "

This is correct, but sounds very unnatural. "Why is that?" sounds better.

>>The captain " A claim has been done, saying the inconveniencing. clothes surviving were wet ".

I don't understand this.

221 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-06 21:26 ID:5jXytSKm

My take on this.
----------------
A joke about national character:

A fire breaks out on a ship, and the Captain must quickly convince passengers of different nationalities to abandon ship.

He says to the Englishman:
"A gentleman always dives into the sea."
To the German:
"You must dive into the sea. It's the rules."
To the Italian:
"A beautiful women dived in a short while ago."
To the American:
"If you dive into the sea, you'll be celebrated as a hero."
To the Russian:
"If you're quick, you can grab the bottle of vodka that's floating away."
To the Japanese:
"Everyone else is diving."
To the Chinese:
"All the good fish are swimming."
And to the North Korean:
"Now's your chance to gain Asylum!"

The First Mate speaks up, "A South Korean is still hasn't abandoned ship, Captain."
The Captain replies, "Leave him be."
"Why, Captain?", he asks.
The Captain explains, "He claimed that he would be inconvenienced by his clothes getting wet."

222 Name: 1 : 2007-05-07 00:19 ID:Heaven

I'm about to leave for college!

>>213
ttp://www.gyao.jp/

here!!

223 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-07 04:32 ID:brqN5Gs6

>>195

>I live in Sendai in Miyagi Prefecture. Because my college is there.
>My homevillage is Iga city in Mie Prefecture.

Interesting places. Mie is famous for Nikkyouso and Tohoku University is historically an active base for Chuukakuha. What can you tell us about those organizations?

224 Name: 1 : 2007-05-08 14:09 ID:k3xua1It

Good evening! I'm sorry for my laziness.

I watched "Spiderman 3" four days ago.
I don't dare to refer to that content, but I was so glad to follow what the heroine said:"You are such a nerd."
"Nerd"!! I learned the word recently.

BTW, I want to study abroad. Because of the economical problem in my family, I cannot go abroad this year.
But I'm still a freshman. I still have many opportunities to go!!

>>205
Are there many bugs?? Hornets are my natural enemies. I'm so afraid of them when I am out in summer. I'll die when they only approach me.
And my score was 6 out of 18. No problem!!

>>206
OMG!! A short time ago, I tried to open a Pdb file(downloaded from your recommended site). I installed two inappropriate software.
Then, I noticed that C language files cannot be compiled. So I tempered with my computer for two hours.
After all, my brand-new computer got terrible damage. Now I cannot even open "Control Panel".
You know, I don't regret that. Because this is also study. Since last week, I've planned for introducing Linux system. So I don't care at all. I don't care about this fucking god damn operating system at all.

225 Name: 1 : 2007-05-08 14:24 ID:k3xua1It

ごめんね、今日はもう寝ます~^^
いいかい、何があろうと、僕の一番の関心事はこのスレッドだからね!

最近は2chを自粛しています。
僕の最近の日課は、このスレッドを覗くこと(書き込むのは少し大変^^;)と、大学の授業の予習だけです。

I thank each one of you!! You are my only treasure.

>>207-221, >>223
Sorry, I'll reply tomorrow.

226 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 15:31 ID:r6GZ1x5S

FUCK OFF NIGGAS GAYWAD

227 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 15:31 ID:r6GZ1x5S

FUCK OFF NIGGAS GAYWAD

228 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 15:32 ID:r6GZ1x5S

FUCK OFF NIGGAS GAYWAD

229 Name: 1 : 2007-05-08 15:45 ID:Heaven

>>226-228
Oh, I cannot help but use this unfamiliar expression.
You get the hell out of here

I noticed that Americans like words connected with homosexual. I already know "niggerfaggot". And now, I learn "gaywad".
My vocabulary is growing!!

230 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 16:17 ID:W+Jh1Fqx

>>224

I don't think bugs will be a problem. They're about the same in any temperate climate.

>>229

In this case, this isn't something you should be proud of :)

231 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 17:23 ID:Iul7ughQ

>>230

No, no... this is a more accurate depiction of American culture! ( '__')b

232 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 20:07 ID:f8D+vMDi

>>229

>You get the hell out of here

When making a command/order, the 'You' is implied and is not needed. 'Get the hell out of here', or even just 'Get the hell out' are more natural.

To be more vulgar, 'hell' can be replaced with 'fuck' ^^

I agree with >>230

People using those words are considered immature, so I wouldn't suggest using those insults.

p.s. It's wierd trying describe the proper uses of slang...

233 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 20:10 ID:O09nhuF6

>>231 You faggotdicksucker I am not amerikkun. You gayasslicker can suck my white long dick, nigger.

234 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 22:09 ID:p2PPDUjQ

>>232
I agree that "of here" is best omitted. It weakens the phrase because it occurs after the meaning is already known, like how explanation after the punchline weakens a joke.

IMO "You get the hell out" sounds stronger than "Get the hell out". "Get the hell/fuck out" is used very frequently online, so it does not have much impact. Adding the rarely used "You" makes the phrase more surprising.

235 Name: 211 : 2007-05-08 22:51 ID:Mjfb71Eu

>>229
'Niggerfaggot' isn't actually a word. It's two words put together: 'nigger' and 'faggot.' 'Nigger'... well, just try to avoid using it! Black people take a LOT of offense to it! But yes, Americans like to use homosexuality as an insult. 'Faggot' is a mean word for a homosexual person. It's used a lot in America, but it's very immature.

236 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-08 23:51 ID:F2aCgCcq

'Nigger' was slang in the southern slave-states for 'Negro'. It's considered a racial slur, or insult now. Both terms are obsolete and no longer politically correct. Black men may refer to each other, informally as 'nigger' but this is associated with hip-hop culture.

237 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-09 02:52 ID:Heaven

>>226-228
Ownd by a Japanese man in his own thread. I love it!

238 Name: 1 : 2007-05-09 15:44 ID:PBGabSAP

>>208
That's correct!! He is a Japanese singer! The score is perfect!!
        。 ◇◎。o.03 ☆οo.
       。:゜ ◎:03 ☆∧_∧☆。∂03 ゜
       /。○。∂.ミ,,゚Д゚彡O◇。☆
     /  ◎| ̄ ̄∪ ̄∪ ̄ ̄ ̄|:◎:
    /    ☆。|. Congratulations! ..|☆
  ▼       。○..io.。◇.☆____| 。.:
∠▲―――――☆ :∂io☆ ゜◎∂:.

>>209
Hello >>56!!!! I must thank you for your return! And I've read that comic!! I want more!! Please!! Please!
And, today, I recommended reading comic books written in English to one of my firends as study.

These are presents for you!(if you don't have these already)
ttp://blog55.fc2.com/k/kabeblo/file/file_20070501T145756906.jpg
ttp://blog55.fc2.com/k/kabeblo/file/file_20070317T023855265.jpg
ttp://blog55.fc2.com/k/kabeblo/file/file_20070203T100618062.jpg
She is not famous at all!!!(Possibly only I don't know, because I don't watch TV.)

And my favorite is Rebecca Sealfon! My specialty is ages between 12 and 19.

>>210
What is "dld"?

>>211
Thank you^^ But, seemingly, I won't be able to win the National Spelling Bee this year.

Questioner: Your word is "grammar".
Me: Can I get the original pronunciation?
Q : 'course. "grammatike"
M : Glamour. G! L!! A! M! O! U! R,Glamour!!
Q : I'm sorry. Your incorrect. You're disqualified.

>>212
Your score is half of mine. You know? :)

>>214
I haven't made use of ニコニコ動画!!

>>215-216
I've read like this somewhere. I'll never jump into the sea. I cannot swim.

>>220-221
What happened? Are there any problems with >>220-221??

>>222
CU soon!

239 Name: 1 : 2007-05-09 16:07 ID:Heaven

>>223
You are Japanese, aren't you?
I've not knew that Mie prefecture is famous for Nikkyouso!! Looking back upon elementary school, many teachers frequently absented school. They might attend to a meeting.
And a movement of Chukakuha is very active. But nuisance! They scatter great numbers of fliers. A students' association could not have done this. Someone may concerns economically and politically.

I'm neither the left nor the right. Clearly they are the left, but I don't care. They are just nuisances to many people.

240 Name: 56 : 2007-05-09 16:36 ID:J9++Snh2

>>1
Since you just watched Spider-Man 3, I thought you might like this. But watch out! Spider-Man is always making jokes. You might not understand his humor now, but jokes are big part of learning a new language. Keep in mind that once you find a foreign language joke funny, that means your understanding has improved a lot!

ttp://rapidshare.com/files/29479595/marvel_adventures_-spider-man_027__2007___noads___team-dcp.cbr

Ayaka might not be very popular, but she's cute. Isn't she? Plus, she's got huge boobs! Oppai! Oppai!

241 Name: 205 : 2007-05-09 18:35 ID:p6/NKP5b

>>238

> What is "dld"?

"did". He was emphasizing it for irony (Disney World is expensive, even more so than going to the World of Coca-Cola, or getting mugged).

BTW: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mug #5

> My specialty is ages between 12 and 19.

I guess you mean "preference?"
Well, that's normal for college freshmen like us, and I hear it's normal for Japan too.

But take care not to become a ロリコン, it's unhealthy!

242 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-09 19:28 ID:RqCHil+N

>>241
Uhm. Since thread is derailed.

It's NOT healthy to become ロリ in college. It's normal after 30+ though.

243 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-09 19:30 ID:Heaven

>>241
>>242
Is this backed up by sound medical research, or is it simply an assertion made by non-professionals?

244 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-09 19:56 ID:p6/NKP5b

It is a mystery.

245 Name: 211 : 2007-05-09 20:00 ID:Mjfb71Eu

>>239
Your English is improving! Keep it up! =)

Good job for using the apostrophe on "students" correctly and for using "neither" and "nor" correctly, as well. There are still some mistakes, though!

>I've not knew that Mie prefecture is famous for Nikkyouso!!

There are two mistakes here that really bug me:

First, in a contraction like this, you should contract "not" into the word so it sounds more natural. So instead of "I've not," I haven't."

This isn't a mistake, but in this case, "didn't" would sound better than "haven't." I don't know how to explain that.

Secondly, you made a HUGE mistake. To native English speakers, "have knew" is horrible English! There's something called the past participle, but knowing when to use it and not is confusing, even for native English speakers. "Have knew" is just really easy to see. Heck, if it was another verb, I might not have picked up on it, myself!

(The last sentence of the last paragraph was a good example of the past participle, actually. Not all verbs have different forms in the past participle.)

For now, instead of learning how to use it, you should avoid getting into situations where you need to use it. Instead of saying "I have not knew," say "I never knew." "I have not knew," is incorrect English, but "I never knew" is correct. Also, even when used correctly (know --> known), "I have never known" sounds less natural than "I never knew" in the first place.

246 Name: 211 : 2007-05-10 03:02 ID:Heaven

>>245
Oh, I forgot to say that if you used "didn't" instead of "haven't," it would be "I didn't know," not "I didn't knew" or "I didn't known" or anything like that.

247 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-10 21:58 ID:p2PPDUjQ

>>245
"I haven't known that Mie prefecture..." is not just unnatural, it's incorrect. "haven't known" is present perfect tense, a very difficult tense to use correctly. Present perfect tense can be used in the following ways:

1) Something happened, and it can continue to happen or happen again, eg. "I've gone to school today." - implies you might go again. Compare past simple tense "I went to school today." - implies you will not go again today. You clearly know about Mie prefecture now, so the lack of knowledge cannot continue.

2) Expressing duration up to the present, eg. "I've lived in Mie prefecture for two years" - implies you still live there. Compare past simple tense "I lived in Mie prefecture for two years" - implies you no longer live there.

3) Something happened in the past which affects the present, eg. compare present perfect tense "I've lost my wallet" to past simple tense "I lost my wallet". The former is an explanation for something, while the latter is a simple statement of fact. The past simple tense can also be used as an explanation, but it sounds blunt.

Because none of the three possibilities apply, you should use the past simple tense:

◯ "I didn't know that Mie prefecture..."

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249 Name: 1 : 2007-05-13 14:53 ID:Heaven

These days, I've studied hard.

Please post more!! I'll be back!(Whether you want or not)

250 Name: 211 : 2007-05-13 20:43 ID:Mjfb71Eu

I would like to know about some great places in Japan. ^_^ I've always wanted to visit Kyoto, it looks so beautiful! Have you ever been there? If so, how is it?

251 Name: 211 : 2007-05-13 23:37 ID:x5hn/nAf

And where are the cute japanese ladyboys?

252 Name: Anonymous : 2007-05-14 00:20 ID:HzvTjkAV

>>251
Don't kid yourself...

253 Name: 211 : 2007-05-14 01:08 ID:Mjfb71Eu

>>251
Get the fuck out of here.

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