I've been waiting.... (791)

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-03-13 05:49 ID:RY1fq4Ih

Now Benson...don't screw this up. I forgot to mention in >>24 some things.

Ok first of all, dress up a little bit. Not like you are going to a funeral but some slacks and a collar shirt(MAYBE a tie...depends) Whatever, just try to look kempt and presentable.

When you get to the place, pull her seat for her. AVOID SMALL TALK. Just enjoy the moment. Comment on the food, the atmosphere. BE HONEST AND GENUINE. Do not bullshit this girl, benson. If there is a moment of silence. GO WITH IT. If she wants to say something, she'll say it. EYE CONTACT IS IMPORTANT. Smile too. Nothing too toothy or fake.

If you are of age, order some wine. GOOD WINE. Like I said this should be a Classy Italian restaurant. Normally I don't like Italians or Italian food, but it is a good date food. It's rich, filling, and there is variety. Also, BE NICE TO THE WAITER. I don't care if he's so fruity his last name is Grape. BE NICE TO HIM. Women pick up on that. It's like if you are all nice to her, but an ass to someone else she'll think you are fake.(Hopefully you're a nice enough chap anyways..but still)
Also, Order for her. That's right ORDER FOR HER. Here is the classy way to do it.

Ask her what she wants before the waiter comes. Then when it's time to order say "The lady here will have XXXXX" Smile while you do it. Then after dinner, take her for ice cream. GOOD ice cream. Trust me.

Whatever, man. I hope you use this as a guide. Don't talk to her like you are doing an interview. AVOID POLITICS. AVOID TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE YOU BOTH KNOW. AVOID SWEARING. DO GLANCE AT HER BOOBS AND THEN LOOK INTO HER EYES AND SMILE. COMPLIMENT HER ON HER SMELL BUT DON'T BE CREEPY. COMPLIMENT HER ON HER HAIR.

Also when you get done with the date. DO NOT EXPECT A KISS. Give her a hug. If she does kiss you it might be a peck on the cheek, but otherwise give her a hug. Don't touch her ass or anything.

Also, DO NOT SPEND MORE THAN 50 DOLLARS US ON HER. DON'T.

But otherwise, be yourself. Save talk of Steyr AUGs for the third or fourth date. Then(and you ARE getting one aren't you?) take her shooting. Tell her how cute she looks holding a Steyr AUG. Take pictures of her. Post them here.

YOU KNOW NOW WHAT YOU MUST DO, BENSON. DON'T SCREW IT UP!

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