 I get so turned on
  When I turn on you ♫

45 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:46 [no]

BEEP

46 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:46 [no]

…

47 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:03 [no]

Bad file name or a command prompt.

48 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:31 [no]

78 Name: !WAHa.06x36 1993-09-4420 01:07 [no]

SUPER COMPUTER EMULATOR V 0.1.0.375
BY !WAHA.06X36

...

130 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 18:49 [no]

…

131 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 18:56 [no]

BEEP

C:\>

The Samba 'panic action' script, /usr/share/samba/panic-action,
was called for pid 2196 ().

205 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:31 [no]

a:\> fdisk

Your computer has a disk larger than 512 MB. This version of Windows
includes improved support for large disks, resulting in more efficient
use of disk space on large drives, and allowing disks over 2 GB to be
formatted as a single drive.
IMPORTANT: If you enable large disk support and create any new drives on this
disk, you will not be able to access the new drive(s) using other operating
systems, including some versions of Windows 95 and Windows NT, as well as
earlier versions of Windows and MS-DOS. In addition, disk utilities that
were not designed explicitly for the FAT32 file system will not be able
to work with this disk. If you need to access this disk with other operating
systems or older disk utilities, do not enable large drive support.

Do you wish to enable large disk support (Y/N) . . . . . . . . . . . ? [Y]

206 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:32 [no]

Microsoft Windows 98
Fixed Disk Setup Program
(C) Copyright Microsoft Corp. 1983 - 1998

FDISK Options

Current Fixed disk drive: 1

Choose one of the following:

1. Create DOS partition or Logical DOS Drive

2. Set active partition
3. Delete partition or Logical DOS Drive
4. Display partition information
5. Change current fixed disk drive

Enter choice: [ 3 ]

Press Esc to exit FDISK

207 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:33 [no]

Delete DOS Partition or Logical DOS Drive

Current fixed disk drive: 1

Choose one of the following:

1. Delete Primary DOS partition

2. Delete Extended DOS Partition

3. Delete Logical DOS Drive(s) in the Extended DOS Partition

4. Delete Non-DOS Partition

Enter Choice: [ 1 ]

Press Esc to return to FDISK Options

208 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:49 [no]

                        Delete non-DOS Partition

Current fixed disk drive: 1

Partition  Status   Type    Volume Label  Mbytes   System   Usage
    1         A     NTFS                 120489               31%

Total disk space is 120489 Mbytes (1 Mbyte = 1048576 bytes)

WARNING! Data in the deleted Non-DOS Partition will be lost.
What Non-DOS partition do you want to delete..? [1]

Do you wish to continue (Y/N).................? [Y]

Press Esc to return to FDISK Options

209 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:52 [no]

Partition Deleted
<Please restart your computer>

BEEP: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-computer.html

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

216 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 18:27 [no]

…

217 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 19:07 [no]

What's up Dawg!

218 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 20:29 [no]

…

219 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 20:44 [no]

>>215
What is this? BEEP

220 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 21:29 [no]

>>219

It's where >>1 got his phrase from.

221 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 21:35 [no]

…

222 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:03 [no]

>...

does not compute

223 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:16 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN,' Mr. Kotter

224 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:52 [no]

>>220
Obviously~
I want an explanation; who,what,when,where,how,why?
BEEP

225 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 23:31 [no]

>>224さん check out the link in >>215

226 Name: - 1993-09-4425 01:19 [no]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I cannot let you do that...

227 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 01:29 [no]

...

228 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 01:57 [no]

Okay, Dave, sorry, but what the fuck, mate?

229 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 02:17 [no]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

230 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 03:02 [no]

What are you doing, Dave?

231 Name: - 1993-09-4425 03:56 [no]

Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going...

232 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:02 [no]

Stop touching me, Dave.

233 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:06 [no]

BEEP

234 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

…

235 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

(Also stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread. This thread is all about "…" and "BEEP".)

BEEP

236 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:03 [no]

…

237 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:13 [no]

**...***

238 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:14 [no]

...

239 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:23 [no]

1010101100001101010101011110111010101000111001010101010101lol10111010001

240 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:24 [no]

…

241 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:28 [no]

BEEP

242 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 12:34 [no]

257 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 03:51 [no]

The following items were included in this shipment:
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Qty Item Price Shipped Subtotal
---------------------------------------------------------------------
1 How to Think Like a Computer $24.95 1 $24.95
1 Oldboy $8.49 1 $8.49

---------------------------------------------------------------------

           Item Subtotal:  $33.44
     Shipping & Handling:  $4.98

     Super Saver Discount $-4.98

                   Total:  $33.44

655360 bytes total conventional memory
655360 bytes available to MS-DOS
588944 largest executable program size

1048576 bytes total contiguous extended memory

  0 bytes available contiguous extended memory

941056 bytes available XMS memory

    MS-DOS resident in High Memory Area

284 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 01:28 [no]

attrib -h -s -r c:\.
del c:\io.sys
del msdos.sys
del ntdetect.com
del ntldr

ctrl-alt-del

285 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 14:16 [no]

BEEP

286 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 14:32 [no]

………

287 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 19:19 [no]

Can the new anon-name be "beep" or something now?

288 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 19:32 [no]

…

289 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 23:49 [no]

COP KILLA
COP KILLA

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

290 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 01:50 [no]

...

291 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 04:33 [no]

; nasm code for the most stable Operating System on earth!

cli ; CLear Interrupt flag
label1: jmp label1 ; do nothing in a loop

292 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 07:32 [no]

…

293 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 12:07 [no]

BEEP

294 Name: BEEP 1993-09-4431 18:22 [no]

>>7,10,13,14,18,21,26,34,39,42,45,50,56,60,64,68,73,79,88,99,104,111,122,131,147,162,167,175,177,182,200,210,215,219,224,233,235,241,242,246,265,268,269,273,285,287,293

295 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 21:36 [no]

Its Morse code. They're trying to tell us something.

296 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 21:52 [no]

・-・・ --- ・-・・

297 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 22:02 [no]

BEEP

298 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 22:31 [no]

……

299 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4432 00:53 [no]

-…　・　・　・--・

331 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 16:18 [no]

331331331331331331331331331331331331331331331

332 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 16:49 [no]

357 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 03:50 [no]

…

358 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 22:13 [no]

biip

359 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 22:52 [no]

ERROR 207: EXPUNGING GARBLED DATA

PLEASE INSERT ST:TNG ASCII ART_

360 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 22:55 [no]

361 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 12:57 [no]

click

362 Name: BEEP 1993-09-4445 13:56 [no]

I just found an actual real computer that goes:

…
…
BEEP

Even when nobody's using it! Unfortunately, it's in the same room that work in, and it's drivin' me nuts, arrrrr.

363 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 17:37 [no]

<computer say#@>:- give me pr0n or die

<#@>:- Command Help

<computer say#@>:- nothig can help you ... Muahahahahahahaha

<#@>:- Help (enter)

<computer say#@>:- give me my pr0n

364 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 21:33 [no]

...

365 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 22:27 [no]

<#@>:- eraser data pr0n*.*

<computer say#@>:- Really, do you want that? Type Yes/No/Error

<#@>:- No

<computer say#@>:- I Love you.

366 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 23:39 [no]

>: 4 8 15 16 23 42

367 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 00:48 [no]

For x = 1 to (x+1)

 BEEP

Next x

368 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 01:28 [no]

BEEP!

386 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 19:35 [no]

>384: I can't get an erection!!!

<computer say#@>:- Beep your Beep, I Beep on your Beep, and you Beep for that emotion.

<#@>:- Beep Beep Beep!!!!!

398 Name: ☆：.｡. .｡.：･゜ﾟ･tl;dr：.｡. .｡.：･゜ﾟ･☆!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4448 00:39 [no]

A BEEP BEEBELOOBEEP A BEEP BAM BEEP

399 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 05:35 [no]

…

400 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 11:17 [no]

<computer say#@>:- Beep Beep Beep

<#@>:- Beep

<computer say#@>:- Beep overload

<computer say#@>:- |..·|Flap|·..| (up)

<computer say#@>:- |··.|Flap|.··| (down)

BEEEEP

438 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 00:07 [no]

>>434
GA

439 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:23 [no]

Error: list index out of range.

440 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 12:34 [no]

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:44 [no]

I love my computer, you're always in the mood,
I get so turned on,
when I turn on you.

BEEP!

453 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:33 [no]

BEEP! CORE DUMP - 220 PAGES

454 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 20:27 [no]

dd if=/dev/hda1 of=/dev/null

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:06 [no]

…

456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:48 [no]

...

457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:50 [no]

Kernel panic: Out of memory and no killable processes...

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:38 [no]

...

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 01:26 [no]

Out of Memory, System Halted.

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 12:04 [no]

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 22:25 [no]

BEEP

462 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 00:53 [no]

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:00 [no]

Unable to connect to server.

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:37 [no]

Oh no, SQL is down!

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 16:36 [no]

The following steps of the repair operation failed:
　Purging the DNS Resolver cache.
　
Please contact your network administrator or ISP.

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:23 [no]

Connection has limited or no connectivity.

Recieved: 0 Sent: 142

[Repair]

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:27 [no]

rm -rf /

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:53 [no]

The directory "/" was not found on this server.

469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 16:12 [no]

Return Code: 404, Stop!

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 20:26 [no]

press F5 to refresh or try again later.

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 08:22 [no]

Return Code: 404, Stop!

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 10:10 [no]

Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers -2147217871: [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Timeout expired

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 11:53 [no]

Phoenix - AwardBIOS v6.00PG, An Energy Star Ally
Copyright (C) 1984-2005, Phoenix Technologies, LTD

Z4861 03/21/2005

Main Processor: DQN III (TM) 64 Processor 4200+
Memory Testing: 4194304 OK
Memory Information: DDR 400 Dual Channel, 128-bit
Primary Master: DQN426000A 6.03
Primary Slave: None
Secondary Master: _DVD-RW_D102 1.10
Secondary Slave: None

Pres DEL to enter SETUP
03/21/2005 - z4861-6B24CPACC-00

486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:18 [no]

...

487 This post sucks.

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:28 [no]

GRUB  version 0.91  (638K lower/ 130048K upper memory)  
+------------------------------------------------------------+
| Microsoft Windows (r) XP Professional                      |
| Gentoo Linux 2.6.15-rc2-xtreme1 root@ricebox               |
| Mac Os X for x86 Leaked 10.4.1                             |
|                                                            |   
|                                                            |
+------------------------------------------------------------+
Use the ↑ and ↓ keys to select which entry is highlighted.
Press enter to boot the selected OS, 'e' to edit the
commands before booting, or 'c' for a command-line.
The highlighted entry will be booted automatically in 10 seconds.

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:28 [no]

 The highlighted entry will be booted automatically in 5 seconds.

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:29 [no]

Booting default......

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:32 [no]

～～～ WECLOME 2 LUNIX ●●● OPTIMIZED GENTOO (stage 1) ～～～

root@ricebox (～) # _

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:35 [no]

root@ricefag (~) # emerge -p world | wc
2054
root@ricefag (~) # _

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:48 [no]

root@ricething (~) # wget http://us.releases.ubuntu.com/releases/5.10/ubuntu-5.10-install-i386.iso

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:42 [no]

Disk full!
Start deleting files at random to make space?
YES/no (...assuming YES in 5 seconds)
4
3
2
1
0
Deleting...
Done, disk empty.
System files not found!
== Please insert Operating System disk ==

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:36 [no]

Windows 3.11 for workgoups
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1985-1992
Disk 1
Initializing setup........

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:36 [no]

...

497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:37 [no]

Windows Setup
==============
  Welcome to Setup.
  The setup program for Windows 3.1 prepares Windows
  to run on your computer.
    ● To learn more about Windows setup before continuing, press F1
    ● To set up Windows now, press ENTER
    ● To quit Setup without installing Windows, press F3

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 10:03 [no]

...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................OK!
Please insert Disk 2 then press ENTER...

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 11:56 [no]

…

>>235

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 12:12 [no]

...

501 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 14:14 [no]

...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................OK!
Please insert Disk 153879 then press ENTER...

502 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:08 [no]

BEEP

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:50 [no]

.......

504 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 19:55 [no]

type HELP for more options.

505 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:40 [no]

>help /?

'?' is not recognized.

Syntax:
HELP [command]
　　command - displays help information on that command.

506 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:28 [no]

> help help
HELP provides HELP about your computer.

>

507 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:29 [no]

...

508 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:50 [no]

…

509 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:17 [no]

> help computer

This command is not supported by the help utility. Try "x /?".

510 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:54 [no]

/? is an unrecognized option try format c: /u

511 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:56 [no]

format c: /u

Display more results? Y/N

532 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:21 [no]

...

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:41 [no]

BEEP BEEP PLEASE INSERT COCK TO FLOPPY DRIVE

534 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 13:22 [no]

…>>78

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 15:58 [no]

●●●

536 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 18:59 [no]

BEEP

537 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:16 [no]

FROM HERE ON YOU SHALL BE MY MAID.
AND IM YOUR MASTER.
YOU WILL DO AS I PLEASE FROM NOW ON.

538 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:18 [no]

Starting MaidOS...

539 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:45 [no]

>>538 AT LAST THIS THREAD IS ACTUALLY EXCITING

540 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:53 [no]

Registering components:
Cooking...
Cleaning...
Laundry...
Other...?

541 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 20:12 [no]

"Yeah! How about, you know...."

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 22:55 [no]

INTERNAL DRIVE SKIDDING; REMOVE BANANA FROM df0:

543 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 02:36 [no]

Red Hat Enterprise Linux Test Page

This page is used to test the proper operation of the Apache HTTP server after it has been installed. If you can read this page, it means that the Apache HTTP server installed at this site is working properly.

If you are a member of the general public:

The fact that you are seeing this page indicates that the website you just visited is either experiencing problems, or is undergoing routine maintenance.

544 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 12:40 [no]

…

545 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 13:06 [no]

■■■

546 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 18:20 [no]

...

beep.

547 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 20:01 [no]

B
...
E
...
E
...
P
...

548 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:51 [no]

BEEP

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:13 [no]

BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP ...

550 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:15 [no]

BEEP Haiku
By ...

  BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP

BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP

  BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP

551 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:27 [no]

...

552 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 03:59 [no]

...FATAL0x48B01A9E21B009000000000000000...

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:49 [no]

Null Pointer Exception.

554 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:38 [no]

Stop spooging all over my keys. ;(

555 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:40 [no]

>>553
GA!

556 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 08:06 [no]

Volume df0: has a read/write error.

557 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 09:05 [no]

Insert next volume and press any key to continue.

558 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 13:59 [no]

…

559 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 17:25 [no]

…

560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 21:44 [no]

BEEP

561 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 21:57 [no]

You are about to leave en encrypted page. Information you
send or receive from now on could easily be read by a third
party.
[_] Alert me whenever I leave an encrypted page for one that isn't encrypted.

562 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 02:52 [no]

CLICK

563 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:32 [no]

...
echo off
Ranta-tan 2.0.4 beta loaded.

Welcome to Ranta-Tan!

Please register your copy of Ranta-tan today!
This notice will disappear when you register.

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
　　　　　|

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　　　　　 (　へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　く　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　　　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　　　　　　　　 >　　　　TAN

Thank you for using Ranta-tan 2.0.4.

564 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:40 [no]

I AM COMPUTRESS
BOOTY-UP CONFIRMED
TOGGLE :/A TO PROCEED
INSERT FLOPPY

REMOVE, DISK IS CORRUPTED
SHUTTING DOWN
sigh

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 20:31 [no]

Please insert the disk labelled "Windows XP Professional CD-ROM" into Drive A:
Press ENTER when ready.

http://nolte-net.de/en/article/windowsxp-problem.html
http://nolte-net.de/images/witze/cartoons/microsoft/ori_windowsxp-problem.jpg

566 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 22:17 [no]

Hello computer. Please direct me to the internet pornography repository.

567 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 00:14 [no]

Computing................
.................................
.................................
.................................
.................................
OK! >>530

568 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:19 [no]

ERROR IN CONDOM.DLL - BUFFER OVERFLOW

569 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:36 [no]

Warning, unrecognized ddl: pregnant.dll
Purge?

570 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:53 [no]

HELP ME. I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT COMPANY!

571 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 06:00 [no]

You are being hacked. You cannot ignore this message.

...

572 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 07:48 [no]

/ignore >>571

573 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 08:22 [no]

Keybidings error in XINE player. Reconfigure/Cancel ?

574 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 21:31 [no]

Spelling error in >>537 at line 1, character 1: keybidings

575 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 22:23 [no]

you care? o.o

576 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 22:46 [no]

Error in >>574, bad redirect.

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 00:22 [no]

Error in >>576 pointing out imperfections of ugly sack of mostly water.

578 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 01:59 [no]

Error in >>578
SYSTEM ERROR
SOFT BOOT y/n:

579 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 02:33 [no]

Software update
New software is available for your computer.
If you're not ready to install now, you can use the Software Update preference to check for updates later.

iPod Updater 2005-11-17 36.8MB
iPod Updater 2005-11-17 includes new iPod Software 1.1.3 for iPod shuffle. iPod Updater 2005-11-17 contains the same software versions as iPod Updater 2005-10-12 for all other iPod models.
Features of iPod Software 1.1.3 iPod shuffle:
Bug fixes

Security Update 2005-009 1.0 5.9 MB
Security Update 2005-009 delivers a number of security enhancements and is recommended for all Macintosh users.

This update includes the following components:

apache_mod_ssl
CoreFoundation
CoreTypes
curl
iodbcadmin
OpenSSL
Safari
sudo
syslog

For detailed information on this Update, please visit this website: http://www.info.apple.com/kbnum/n61798

580 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 02:40 [no]

LI_

581 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 09:05 [no]

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding and subtracting
I'm controlling and composing
by pressing down a special key it plays a little melody

bokuwa ongakuka, dentaku katateni
tashitari, hiitari
sousashite, sakkyoku suru
kono botan oseba, ongaku kanaderu

582 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:30 [no]

BEEP

583 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:50 [no]

Hey! I can just press "Y"! Hey, Mrs. Doesn't-Find-Me-Attractive-Sexually, I just TRIPLED my productivity!

584 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:30 [no]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:08 [no]

...

586 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:54 [no]

PING? PONG!

587 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 01:31 [no]

[captobv@dqn]$ _

588 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 03:02 [no]

PING? PONG!

589 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 05:04 [no]

network burp - you got kicked

590 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:33 [no]

kick burp - you got networked

591 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 00:36 [no]

BEEP

592 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 02:49 [no]

COUNTERBEEP

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 13:08 [no]

Terrorist win.

594 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 14:38 [no]

No U!

595 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 15:15 [no]

cat /dev/zero > /home/dqn/thread/595.dat

596 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 02:54 [no]

IF YOU DO NOT POST TO THIS THREAD, THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.

597 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 01:55 [no]

THE TERRORISTS HAVE NOT WON, THEREFORE I ALREADY POSTED IN THIS THREAD

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

641 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 03:08 [Del]

>>640

01111001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110101 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00101110

642 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 03:14 [Del]

01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101 01110011 00111111 00100000

643 Name: -_- : 1993-09-4576 03:17 [Del]

01000010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000

644 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 19:59 [Del]

BEEP

645 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 21:54 [Del]

-... . . .--. .-.-.-

646 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:50 [Del]

legion

647 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 21:41 [Del]

alt.binaries.mozart.rules

648 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 11:34 [Del]

BEEP

649 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 21:38 [Del]

BIIP

650 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 00:36 [Del]

http://%42%45%45%50/

651 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 09:51 [Del]

<Computer say> Honey, I will back

<@-> Abort Abort Abort Abort Abort

<Computer say> MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<@-> No comments

652 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 12:20 [Del]

BEEP BEEP BIP BIP BEEP BEEP BEEP BIP BEEP BEEP BEEP BIP BIP BIP BIP BEEP BEEP BIP BIP BEEP BEEP BEEP BIP BIP BIP BIP

653 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:02 [Del]

BEEP

BOOP

BOOB

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading boobs

654 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:22 [Del]

I'M A COMPUTER. STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

655 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 08:56 [Del]

>>654 pr0n too? :-(

Grrrrrrrr BIP

656 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:12 [Del]

…

657 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 23:01 [Del]

<@-@> BEEP

658 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:49 [Del]

You took my sentences, and I want them back.

659 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4688 19:46 [Del]

660 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4688 20:59 [Del]

660GET

661 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 07:07 [Del]

INSERT COIN

662 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:40 [Del]

　C=======================================3

663 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:43 [Del]

MY SPRING IS RUNNING DOWN... PLEASE REWIND IMMEDIATELY OR SAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS.

664 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:43 [Del]

MY SPRING IS RUNNING DOWN... PLEASE WIND IMMEDIATELY OR SAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS.

665 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:54 [Del]

665GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!!ONE!!!!EXCLAMATION MARK~!!!ONE!!!!ELEVEN!!~~!!!TILDE!!!

666 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 14:11 [Del]

Where do you want to go today?

667 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 16:40 [Del]

>>666
www.gaiaonline.com

668 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 22:18 [Del]

01001001001001110100110100100000010000010010000001000011010011110100110101010000010101010101010001000101010100100000110100001010010100110101010001001111010100000010000001000001010011000100110000100000010101000100100001000101001000000100010001001111010101110100111001001100010011110100000101000100010010010100111000100111

669 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 00:37 [Del]

...

670 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4696 19:45 [Del]

...Beep?

671 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 02:03 [Del]

Hey, where did ya go? I'm a COMPUTER baby, so why don't cha rape me?

672 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 06:31 [Del]

beep bepp beep bep bep

673 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 07:28 [Del]

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,､､､
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧　　〔＾＾〕that would be enough！
　　　　　　　　　　 _,（ﾟωﾟ）⌒ i　 |
　　　　　　　　　　（⌒　ー　　一ｒ.、!　〉
　　　　　　　　　　ヽ弋。人。　イ（` ー'
　　　　　　　　　　　〔勿＼　　　　　ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　）　ｒ⌒丶）
　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　　 !　　|'´
　　　　　　　　　　　／　　／|　　|∥　slam
　　　　　　　　　　（　　く　　!　 ||∥　 slam
　　　　　　　　＼　　i 　 | ∥|∥|Λ＿Λ
　　　　　　　　　　　　,__>　ヽヽ从/∩（；　　　）beep?
　　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂⌒从/ ゝ＿＿＿ノ

674 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 18:57 [Del]

GURU MEDITATION

675 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 08:30 [Del]

tanasinn

676 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 04:00 [Del]

.....

BEEP

677 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 13:47 [Del]

01000010010001010100010101010000

678 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 01:44 [Del]

BEEP

679 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 02:25 [Del]

doot.

680 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 08:51 [Del]

Hi I'm a Mac

681 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 16:54 [Del]

And I'm a PC.

682 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 17:05 [Del]

And I'm GNU/Linux.

This post copyright (c) 2006 ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃
Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this post under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts. A copy of the license is included in the section entitled "GNU Free Documentation License". Alternatively, you may download the GNU Free Documentation License at the URL http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html

683 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4712 01:16 [Del]

boop boop beeeeeeeep EHAAAAAA EAHHHHHHHH EHAAAAAAAAAA dodoopdo BAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEEDODEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEP Doot. I'm connecting to the internet with dial up.

684 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:12 [Del]

...

685 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:16 [Del]

BEEP

686 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:36 [Del]

BOOPITY BEEP BEEP CLUNK

687 Name: Spicay : 1993-09-4719 02:04 [Del]

702 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:56 [Del]

SUMMON BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

703 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 12:13 [Del]

723 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 11:25 [No]

BEEP

724 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 22:01 [No]

BOOP

725 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5244 17:01 [No]

I'm a PC.
and I'm a Mac.

off in the corner
I'm an Abacus! I have lots of beads!

726 Name: C= : 1993-09-5244 22:35 [No]

I'm a Commodore 64. You know how every time you play a console game, it makes you look at five animated logos before you get to the title screen? I invented that. Actually, software pirates invented it. Most games required you to press SPACE through five intro screens.

727 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 12:36 [No]

BEEP

728 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 12:50 [No]

BOOP

729 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5245 22:32 [No]

BLIP

730 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5246 00:08 [No]

Commodore 64 has the 10th worst keyboard of all time.

731 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 03:27 [No]

I'm a turing device!

732 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 13:33 [No]

will you stop >>731?

733 Name: Captain Oblivious : 1993-09-5246 22:15 [No]

Apple IIe was a piece of junk, but it did make purty beeping noises in the middle of the night.

734 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 23:29 [No]

You haven't heard beeping until you've heard an Atari 800XL boot up with an Atari 1050 disk drive. It sounds like th happiest computer in the world, genuinely excited to be loading disk handlers into memory, taking a quick break in the middle to make a funny raspberry noise for no reason I can discern.

The end of the first episode of the BBS documentary features this wonderful sound.

***** DETECTED BY INITI8IO$ AT 00234545
***** CALLED BY FTNFREAD$ AT 00234667
***** CALLED BY FTNIOMGR$ AT 00235322
***** CALLED BY READCMD AT 00010233
***** CALLED BY RUNPROG AT 00010100

EXCHANGE PACKAGE

A0 000122 X0 0304324534342344552
A1 000122 X1 0304324534342344552
A2 000122 X2 0304324534342344552
A3 000122 X3 0304324534342344552
A4 000122 X4 0304324534342344552
A5 000127 X5 0304324534342344552

MEMORY DUMP FROM 000000 TO 177777

741 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 19:27 [No]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeURFoawCVs

742 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 02:06 [No]

C:\> debug < c:\lovely.txt

asdasd
kjashdkjhasdkjhasdkjhasd^C^C^C
^C
^C
CURRENT DRIVE IS NO LONGER VALID> uh oh..._

743 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 02:08 [No]

rm -rf

744 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 05:00 [No]

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
RUN
HELLO WORLD
READY.
■

745 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 07:29 [No]

.............

746 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 16:39 [No]

BEEP

747 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 17:18 [No]

PRINT ""+-2

OH SHI

748 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 20:02 [No]

Bad command or file name

749 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 20:26 [No]

READ: I LOST MY JOB AT T.G.I FRIDAYS AND MY MOM KICKED ME OUT. THAT FUCKING WHORE!

750 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 00:03 [No]

...

751 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 14:32 [No]

[09:59] <mmm_mustard> and i got banned from #trivia cause i kept on pwning them and yelling YEAH GOOGLE YEAH
[09:59] <Fou-Lu> lool

752 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 22:45 [No]

5 REM I USED TO TYPE THIS AT APPLE 2'S I WOULD SEE AT SCHOOL
10 FOR Y = 1 TO 10
20 FOR X = 1 TO 30-X
30 COLOR= Y
40 VLINE Y,Y+10 AT X+9
50 COLOR= 0
60 VLINE Y,Y+10 AT X
70 NEXT X
80 NEXT Y

753 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5327 14:42 [No]

YUKI.N>

754 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5327 15:38 [No]

./hax⏎

755 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5328 22:38 [No]

VISPLANE OVERFLOW

756 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 03:25 [No]

PRINT 75.3
OH SHI

757 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 03:42 [No]

...

BEEP

758 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 19:32 [No]

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

759 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 20:35 [No]

.MODEL Small
.STACK 100h
.DATA
db msg 'Hello, world!$'
.CODE
start:
mov ah, 09h
lea dx, msg ; or mov dx, offset msg
int 21h
mov ax,4C00h
int 21h
end start

760 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 22:17 [No]

Everything is on youtube

761 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 05:33 [No]

b'BA@?>=<;:987654321r`oo,llH('&%
ed"c~w|{z9'Z%utsrqponmlkjihgfedc
ba`_^]\[ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDC
BA@#>~~;|z8xwvuts10/.nm+*)i'&%fd
"ba`_^]yxwvXWsrqSonmPNjLKJIHGcba
`BA]\[=YXW:8T654321MLKJ,+GFE'CBA
$">~}|{zy7654ts10/o-,+lj(hgfedc!
~}|^]yxwYutsVTpRQPONMihgfHGcbaC_
^]@>Z<;:987SRQP21MLK-IHG*(D&%$#"
!=<;:zy765u321r/.-,+*)iX&%$dS!~}
|{zy\wvutsUDConmlkjihgfedcFa`B1@
/[ZYXWVUTSRQPONM0K-zHGFEDCBA@?>=
<;{j87x543sb0/.-,+*)('&%$#"!b`O{
zyxZIutsrqSBQ@lkjihgIIdcba`B1j

762 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 19:22 [No]

stop streaming illegal movies into my computer please

763 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 19:46 [No]

Spelchekc ready!
Hello, I ma<underlinewrd.exe not found!> having a graet<underlinewrd.exe not found!> time with my new comptuer<underline.errormessage.exe not found!>

-Love
me

764 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 21:30 [No]

--- Cannot join #cult (you just lost the game).

765 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 21:50 [No]

I'm a toaster.

766 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 12:21 [No]

...

767 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 22:41 [No]

<coalmineR> has anyone written a paper on how the epic of gilgamesh enhances my understanding of life in ancient mesopotamia
<hiatus_> coalminer omfg
<hiatus_> i wrote something just like that
<hiatus_> in high school
<hiatus_> ill upload it right now
<hiatus_> if you want
<hiatus_> strange coincidence
<hiatus_> well ill jsut ul it anyway
<hiatus_> and you can dl it if you wanna read it
<hiatus_> cause im going to bed now
<coalmineR> NO
<coalmineR> PLEASE
<coalmineR> DO IT
<hiatus_> http://filehosting.on.nimp.org/fileid3420294
<coalmineR> lol
<coalmineR> are you serious?
<hiatus_> lawl
<hiatus_> yeah

768 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 01:55 [No]

Smells a lot of Fear Before the March of Flames.

769 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 17:14 [No]

...

770 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 18:11 [No]

BEEP

771 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 00:11 [No]

error 404...BEEP BOOP

772 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 20:09 [No]

iddqd
idkfa

773 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 09:44 [No]

SYNTAX ERROR
THIS IS FOREVER

774 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 13:53 [No]

TERM=dtterm;export TERM

775 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 15:21 [No]

SYNTAX IS FOREVER

776 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 18:28 [No]

777 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 19:50 [No]

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

COMPUTER OVER
VIRUS = VERY YES

778 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 00:45 [No]

CALC 1/0

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 20:10 [No]

NO CARRIER

780 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5340 02:26 [No]

　　　　　＿人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人＿
　　　　＞　　OH NOES! HE DID 1/0 !　　　　　　　＜
　　　　　￣^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^Ｙ^￣
　　 ∩＿＿＿∩ 　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∩＿＿＿_∩
　　 | ノ　　　u ヽ　　　　　　　　　　　/ u 　　 u └| 　∩＿＿＿_∩
　　/ # ●　　　● |　　　　　　　　　　| ●　　　● # .ヽ/ 　u　　　 └|
　 |　u 　　( ●_)　ミ　　　　　　　彡　 (●_ )　u　 |●　　　● # ヽ
　彡､　　　|∪|　　､｀＼　　　　　　／　　 |∪| 　　彡　 (_●_)　u 　 |
/　＿＿　ヽノ　/´>　 )　　　　　（　く　　ヽﾉ　／ u 　 |∪|　　　　ミ
(＿＿＿）　　　/　(_／　　　　　　　＼_ )　　　　　（　く　ヽﾉ　　　　　ヽ

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 03:50 [No]

wtf moot

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 11:23 [No]

pc load letter

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 01:11 [No]

CTRL ALT DEL

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 01:17 [No]

C:\>

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:28 [No]

panda.exe

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:54 [No]

See_me_completely_naked.jpg.pif

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 03:15 [No]

dqn@4-ch:~$

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 21:17 [No]

dqn@4-ch:~$ rm -rf /doublenigger/

789 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5343 21:32 [No]

dqn@4-ch:~$ sudo su -
Password:
Login Incorrect

Password:
Login Incorrect

^C
dqn@4-ch:~$

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:40 [No]

BARP

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:44 [No]

BROCCOLI

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:13 [No]

swordfish

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:41 [No]

NUROPU

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:49 [No]

>>793
GAH

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 20:39 [No]

rm -rf /*

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:15 [No]

503 Server Capacity Error

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 20:40 [No]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

798 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 00:39 [No]

.....

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:04 [No]

BLURP

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 13:46 [No]

800BEEP

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12 [No]

Square wave noises

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12 [No]

sine wave noises

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12 [No]

Delta wave noises

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:13 [No]

Sawtooth wave noises

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:13 [No]

white noise

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:38 [No]

>>801
YAOI GET

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:03 [No]

GURU MEDITATIOn

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 08:26 [No]

OUM

809 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:13 [No]

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
If the problem persists, contact the program vendor.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 23:17 [No]

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 01:10 [No]

500 Internal Server Error

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 17:34 [No]

404 File not found

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 18:06 [No]

200 OK

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 03:08 [No]

You have been g-lined

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:40 [No]

BEEP

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:41 [No]

403 FORBIDDEN

ah ah ahhhh
you didn't say the magic word

ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 22:12 [No]

I click! I click!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 09:36 [No]

TRON IS NOT UNIX.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 15:09 [No]

IT HAS JISSHIN/KASHIN MODEL

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 16:37 [No]

100 INVALID WEB 5.0 PROTOCAULIFLOWER

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 17:27 [No]

++++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR REDO FROM START++++

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 21:59 [No]

204 NO CONTENT

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:27 [No]

END OF LINE

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:30 [No]

BSOD

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 09:07 [No]

>>821
ENYORON

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 22:44 [No]

DSFARGEGKJLDSFHEWIPSYRUEW*(SJKLJFHWEYWQASHIOJWEISEWIFYDWEUDJEWTJRQ#U(Y#E&TY%R$EW*&^#$W*&RYEHIDGHIDUGEA*(YFHEOrh*TYGUGYTIRHYIEWHYWITY#$&RYWIEUHIUGUIIHUYGUIDGUEFUROEGWTGRDEI GRYT&$#YR$*&YFR NO CARRIER.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 05:42 [No]

The RapidShare Happy Hours are active right now. Have fun!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 14:24 [No]

(450) Retransmission error: Someone is playing lasso with the network cables

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 17:08 [No]

FORK BOMBS ARE FEATURES NOT BUGS

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:16 [No]

420 Error, Verizon tech support smokes too much pot to care about you.

831 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5366 23:05 [No]

Firefox - Restore Previous SessionYour last Firefox session closed unexpectedly. You can restore the tabs and windows from your previous session, or start a new session if you think the problem was related to a page you were viewing.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 03:11 [No]

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 03:15 [No]

um, beep

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:34 [No]

An eep!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 21:40 [No]

dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/dsp

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 21:11 [No]

cash advance michigan

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 14:11 [No]

What's the deal with computers anyway?

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:46 [No]

BEEP

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 13:08 [No]

DEAD PIXELS OH TEH NOESZ

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 23:56 [No]

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:53 [No]

nurupo

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 03:46 [No]

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:10 [No]

THE FOLLOWING ACTION WILL FOLLOW IN 3....2....

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:10 [No]

THE FOLLOWING ACTION HAS FOLLOWED

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 06:09 [No]

BEEP

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 17:30 [No]

#define ERROR_SUCCESS                    0L

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 22:18 [No]

Download your file without security questions. Have Fun!

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:17 [No]

THE CYAN HELKARAXE IS INERT.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:42 [No]

downgrade to firefox 3 complete at eighteen hunder hours

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:44 [No]

DEPLOY CARD COOLING
OFFLOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
REINSTALL
RELOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
OK.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:14 [No]

01001001001000000110100001100001011110000110010101100100001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011011010110111101101101

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:16 [No]

Steam Update:

your mom is now available!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:41 [No]

Welcome to Windows ME!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 14:35 [No]

Windows has closed (Because it was getting cold in my room)
Linux is dead (Because of the penguin hunting)
Apple has been eaten (Because I was hungry)

Is there any OS left?

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 14:38 [No]

Haiku

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 19:20 [No]

I'm a computer
Stop all the downloadin', fool
Porkchop sandwiches.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 06:26 [No]

....KENEDDY

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:11 [No]

>>872
freebsd

877 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 06:29 [No]

>>872
I can't fucking believe I'm saying this. BeOS.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:14 [No]

>>877 BeOS is dead for real.

879 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 11:06 [No]

>>878
Lol.

http://littlebluerodent.tripod.com/MIDI/Modern_hardware.htm

CHECK IT BIYATCH

also not mah writing

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:58 [No]

>>878 AMIGA OS is

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:36 [No]

The server is currently overloaded. Try searching Google.
This page will automatically refresh in one minute.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:39 [No]

this thread is over 1000 days old!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:40 [No]

LETS GET TO 1000 (days)

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46 [No]

...

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46 [No]

...

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46 [No]

BEEP

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:59 [No]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:55 [No]

Your download is complete:
Brokeback_Mountain_(Complete_DVD).mpg

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:44 [No]

beep

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 08:23 [No]

                     Avast Antivirus

                       CAUTION
                 A virus has been detected

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 18:24 [No]

DVD KILL

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 09:18 [No]

calculate calculate calculate

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 08:01 [No]

consensual hex in the missionary possition with intent to post.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 16:58 [No]

Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 16:58 [No]

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 17:14 [No]

PLEASE PUT MORE SEA PEE ON MEE

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 18:07 [No]

Blackout! The PC is not properly shuts down!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 01:37 [No]

Hey computar, do 4!
Alrght, now x! it again.
x! it again...
again....................................
again..................................................................................................................................................................

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:22 [No]

BEEP

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:23 [No]

( ・-・)

901 Name: Lucas-kun : 1993-09-5427 19:35 [No]

...

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 12:54 [No]

>>900

oh fuck...........

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 17:17 [No]

I AM A JAPANESE COMPUTER

Please, update me to Windows Vista, I'm tired of having Windows 98 on me still.

904 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-5428 22:32 [No]

01010101 ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:45 [No]

I am a computer keyboard. I am so tired of being typed on by a fat ass geek that eats too many Cheetos and never washes his hands.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 08:46 [No]

NURUPO

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 15:16 [No]

PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD:

> _

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 15:43 [No]

> BUTTS_

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 16:44 [No]

BEEP
.
.
.
PASSWORD ERROR
[0] ABORT
[1] RETRY
[2] I FORGOT THE PASSWORD

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 23:00 [No]

>>906
GA!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 23:07 [No]

>>909

[2] Please

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 04:46 [No]

BEEP
.
.
.
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD TO RECOVER PASSWORD:

> _

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:03 [No]

BEEP
.
.
.
"(SWORDFISH)" -- INCORRECT PASSWORD.

PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD:

> _

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 09:16 [No]

BEEP
.
.
.
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD

> FUCK-YOU-COMPUTER _

.
.
.
BEEP
PASSWORD ERROR

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 14:58 [No]

BEEP
.
.
.
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD

> FUCK-YOUR-GIRLFREN_

.
.
.
BEEP
PASSWORD ACCEPTED

PREPARING TO LOAD____________________________35% DONE

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:00 [No]

                    WINBLOWS BLISTA

                MICROSUCKS CORPORATION

                 LOADING______78%

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:03 [No]

                         WELCOME

              SIGN IN AS    PEDOBEAR

                            GUEST

                                                    >>GET OUT!

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:06 [No]

                        PEDOBEAR
                       Administrator
                       Password protected

    Password  _____________________________________

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:08 [No]

                       PEDOBEAR
                       Administrator
                       Password protected

    Password  ________Let's rape some lolis!______________

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:14 [No]

WIBLOWS IS LOADING YOUR SETTINGS
PLEASE WAIT

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:15 [No]

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　　 | |　　　 lﾉ |　　,!!　,!l　,!/;-|　 |ｲ |　 | l　 l　|,,;;;;!;''ヽ-'　､ﾊ　ノ
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　l　l|_ﾉ,-''"　　　　　　`ー-､　　`ヽ　ヽ//i|　　　　　　　　 /
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　　　　　　　　　　　　,ﾉ　＼　　＼　 `i､"ﾉ　＼　　　　　　　｀､
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922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:16 [No]

>>921
PEDOBEAR'S WALLPAPER ^^

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 21:37 [No]

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 22:39 [No]

BEEEP

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 07:56 [No]

ERROR: NO TEXT CAN BE DISPLAYED.

CLICK OK

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 19:20 [No]

　　＿＿＿＿＿__
　　|┌――┐||f==i|　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　| |　ﾟДﾟ　| || i=i |　　＜　　Yo! Master! There is a virus here need help!
　　| i―――i ||｀￣|　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　｀二>=<二´|､ﾟ /|
　￣二二二二￣ヽ￣
　 / 田田日::;ヽσ´
　｀￣￣￣￣´

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 19:40 [No]

#!/usr/bin/sh
yes > /dev/null

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 20:48 [No]

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 21:31 [No]

Microshaft WInblows 98

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 00:56 [No]

>>929
huh???

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 09:27 [No]

YOU HAVE NOT USED THE KEYBOARD IN OVER THREE MINUTES. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, IT WAS SWITCHED OFF. TO RESTORE KEYBOARD FUNCTIONS, RESTART WINDOWS
[OK] [LEARN MORE]

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 19:31 [No]

>>930
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHJyYZA6pY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGL3jp4NE30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4dPpQhZn7A

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 07:32 [No]

If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 18:56 [No]

oh god help me my java's malfunctioning

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 19:02 [No]

Preparing to delete all pornography. Press Ctrl-Meta-Shift-F12 to abort.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 08:13 [No]

JAVA IS TAKING 100% OF YOUR CPU CYCLES TO PRODUCE A SIMPLE 3D MODEL. THE COMPUTER MAY NOT RESPOND FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, THIS IS NORMAL. DO NOT TURN OFF THE COMPUTER WHILE THIS IS TAKING PLACE OR SAVED DATA ON DRIVE "c:\" WILL BE ERASED.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 03:25 [No]

Sorry, You did not type the right letters in the captcha.
Would you like me to kill you? Y/N

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 01:36 [No]

Did you stop the downloading yet?

I told you to!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:34 [No]

The user will be derezzed.
end of line.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 23:22 [No]

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND TO HAVE BEEN VISITING SITES THAT CONTAIN CONTENT DEEMED FAGGOTRY BY THE MINGEBAG CORPORATION, ANONYMOUS, THE ARMY OF ANGRY WH40K PLAYERS AND THE INTERNETS. A VIRUS WAS FOUND. THE VIRUS IS YOU. DELETING. PURGE THE FAGGOT IOSHDFNUSIHSDNFB:FBSD:FDSHN:JKSBFKDFBJLSDFGBDLHFBLJDHF:SDHFKSDHFKSLFHSDKFHSDKOHNSA:HDNASKJ:DHASJKGDASLHDUASIPFHBUDIB CSDU:BF:LDBF:LIBFVLSDC NVDKLGVNJHGBLJGB D:LHFBD:JFBNS:KDJFB L EXTERMINATE ANNIHILATE DESTROY UIRHIUPFHJNUHPHP*(U{(HJPCHFIPUDSHFUIPHFDSUIFH(P_E_(UJ*(_UGFJIFHJIUPHUIPFHEIHUIPD*&FHDP_FHEP&*EHF&*E_RJIO{JDOI{FJIODJIOEDHFOSDFDKSJFHOSDGFHUHG{IHOI{HFUDHVS

Disconnected: Kicked and banned.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5488 20:13 [No]

fuck you seeeed you know what is seed you old fucking shit

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 04:25 [No]

EOF

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 01:36 [No]

Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.

944 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5504 01:39 [No]

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 16:45 [No]

Connection reset by a short Mexican with wire cutters.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5505 00:34 [No]

THE PAGE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS FOUND.
DO YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN? Y/N

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 15:49 [No]

crap im an end-user i dont know how to deal with this stuff

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 09:50 [No]

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON A PRIZE!
CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT YOU WON!

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 12:42 [No]

just reboot me and wait 10 seconds

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 15:49 [No]

Error: Success

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 22:39 [No]

fuck this im getting obonto

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 00:10 [No]

CP was here, Granny Smith is a fag.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 01:27 [No]

...

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 17:04 [No]

GZDoom Very Fatal Error

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 19:55 [No]

Microsoft Visual Basic

400

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 20:15 [No]

# apt-get install winword.exe
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Couldn't find package winword.exe

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 22:43 [No]

apt-get install OSX

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 00:22 [No]

$2000 not found.
Abort.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 00:25 [No]

BEEP

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 02:17 [No]

...

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 08:57 [No]

SUDO -S!!
Toki wo tomare!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 08:57 [No]

BEE

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:03 [No]

I Talk!

I E-Mail!

I Browse!

I Search!

I Sing!

I Laugh!

I Download!

I Tell Facts!

I Schedule!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:11 [No]

PREPARING TO SYNC FOLDER 'TOHOU SONGS' WITH 60GIG I-POD.

...

ERROR: NOT ENOUGH SPACE.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:18 [No]

ATTENTION
This room is fulfilled mit special electronische equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the “lefthanders” stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!

Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 22:43 [No]

BEEP

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 22:49 [No]

I AM A DATABASE
I ONLY SPEAK ESS QUEUE ELL
I AM A DATABASE
COMMUNICATING THROUGH A SHELL
I AM A DATABASE
FREED FROM REDUNDANCY
BABY HAVE A TASTE AT ONE OF MY PRIMARY KEYS

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 07:59 [No]

HTTP://> 10 DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE.COM
DOWNLOADING... ============|100%
INSTALLING.... ============|100%
INSTALLATION SUCCESSFUL
ABORT
HTTP://> 20 █

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 22:32 [No]

BEEP
I AM A COMPUTER
READY
PRESS BUTTONS TO ENTER
ERROR
BEEP
ERROR
READY
ERROR

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 04:27 [No]

BOOP

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 07:16 [No]

BEEP

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 12:49 [No]

BAAP

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 14:50 [No]

YUKI.N>

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 16:03 [No]

The bandwidth or page view limit for this site has been exceeded and the page cannot be viewed at this time. Once the site is below the limit, it will once again begin serving as normal.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 17:36 [No]

　　　　　　／/
　　　　／⌒⌒ﾞ;　creak~
　　　/∩ﾉヾ､､､.;　　　the word under the street is
　　 /　l |､^ヮ^,||＿ nurupo!
　　/／.|.~!V:Vヽ／　
　　"￣￣￣"∪

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 22:52 [No]

ERROR OF A "NULL POINTER EXCEPTION" WAS FOUND, REBOOTING

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 00:42 [No]

　　へ-ﾍ
　ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ i am antivirus kitten do you have a virus nya~
～(,_ｕｕﾉ

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 06:48 [No]

YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF HARD DRIVE SPACE, PLEASE DELETE SOME SHIT

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 07:08 [No]

Kernel Panic.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 07:23 [No]

SIGSEGV
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 15:37 [No]

You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 20:23 [No]

Error: Error: PGError: ERROR: invalid byte sequence for encoding "UTF8": 0xa3 HINT: This error can also happen if the byte sequence does not match the encoding expected by the server, which is controlled by "client_encoding". : SELECT post_count FROM tags WHERE name = E' M��M'

983 Name: ( ˃ o ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:17 [No]

Aug 02 13:40:06 launchd: ioctl(SIOCAIFADDR ipv6): File exists
kern.maxvnode: 3072 -> 2500
Creating RAM Disk for /Volumes
disk2: 1024 sectors in 1 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.5MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 128 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Creating RAM Disk for /var/tmp
Warning: 256 sector(s) in last cylinder unallocated
disk3: 256 sectors in 2 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.1MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 32 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Creating RAM Disk for /var/run
Warning: 256 sector(s) in last cylinder unallocated
disk4: 256 sectors in 2 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors

0.1MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 32 i/g)

super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Aug 02 13:40:10 localhost lookupd[38]: Can't load /System/Library/PrivateFrameworks/NetInfo.framework/Resources/lookupd/Agents/DS.bundle/DS

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 23:14 [No]

Your laptop is frozen. Enjoy unscrewing the battery compartment.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 00:34 [No]

Your laptop is frozen. Please slide open your battery compartment.

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 01:33 [No]

Your data has been successfully terminated, thank you for using ReiserFS.

987 Name: ( ・ω) : 1993-09-5573 21:53 [No]

function gram_t() {

var its_t = Math.floor(Math.random()*2);
var and_so = "";
if(its_t == 0) {and_so = vowel() + gram_f()}
if(its_t == 1) {and_so = vowel() + gram_e() + "e"}
return and_so;

}
function gram_u() {

var in_my_car = ["er", "ish", "ly", "en", "ing", "ness", "ment", "able", "ive"];
var its_u = Math.floor(Math.random()*9);
return in_my_car[its_u];

}
function gram_c() {

var offseason = "s" + gram_p();
var cruise = gram_r() + "r";
var hot_weather = gram_l() + "l";
var about_the_money = ["b", "c", "ch", "d", "f", "g", "h", "j", "k", "l", "m", "n", "p", "qu", "r", "s", "sh", "t", "th", "v", "w", "y", offseason, cruise, hot_weather];

988 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5573 22:07 [No]

this thread makes me tits hurt.

(am I cool yet?)

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 01:09 [No]

999GET

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 03:37 [No]

Hi, I'm a Mac. Everything is fine. I love you.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 13:16 [No]

Hi, I'm a Mac. I can't do concurrent processing correctly, so here's a spinning beach ball instead.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 17:19 [No]

Hi, I'm a really good Mac, I've yet to show my user any beach balls


993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 21:42 [No]

>>992
Because you don't run anything

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 23:05 [No]

999GET

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 02:18 [No]

BEEP BOOPO

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 02:28 [No]

>>995
is everything made in mexico now?

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 03:59 [No]

>>1000 is almost here!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 04:00 [No]

proast

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 04:01 [No]

>>999GET

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