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THE ONLY THING I'M GENERATING IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING SYNTAX ERROR OF ALL TIME
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DQN.exe has encountered an error and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
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HELP COMPUTER
WHERE WHOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TODAY, >>35
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CURRENT APPLICATION HAS HIT A MEMORY AREA THAT WAS PROTECTED. YOU CAN EITHER CONTINUE OR SAVE YOUR WORK. SAVING COULD ACCELERATE THE CORRUPTION AND COULD RESULT IN LOOS OF WORK. PLEASE REBOOT AFTER YOU DECIDE. PLEASE SELECT SAVE OR NOT IN 3 SEC......BEEP....1024MB FREE, WARNING YOUR FAN SPEED HAS LOW, DETECTING IDE DEVICE, MASTER IDE DEVICE WDH5E3E, SLAVE HL-GD-GE-342, BOOT ERROR PLEASE ENTER BOOT MEDIA AND PRESS ANY KEY.
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I'm >>1's PC.
It's impudence, But I think myself that I'm high-spec machine.
But It's the dawn of the my misfortune when guy bought me.
PC can't select master.
I hoped that I would buy by girl.
But, when I was bought by guy, It prepare me for to became machine for masturbation.
I thought it's PC'role, so I fill the role of machine.
However, he isn't normal !
As soon as guy started up me who was just bought, he erase software that is pre-installed and he installed many erotic game (that is only pedophiliac or rape) that he bought with me.
Besides, after he had finished to set up for internet, he began net-surfing in sight of animation.
And as soon as he blew smelly breath in picture of animation that is displayed in my monitor, he cried "I am rutted by Sakura !" and relaxed.
After that, he touched my keybord and mouse with hand that smelled cuttlefish, so I became machine smelled perfectly.(tear)
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♫ I love my computer
You're always in the mood
I get so turned on
When I turn on you ♫BEEP
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Bad file name or a command prompt.
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NON-SYSTEM DISK ERROR.
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COMPUTER OVER.
VIRUS = VERY YES.
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70GET: REDO FROM START
NULL POINTER EXCEPTION
WHILE 0x2415 EXECUTE 0x5342
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SUPER COMPUTER EMULATOR V 0.1.0.375
BY !WAHA.06X36
BOOTING EMULATORc
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EMULATOR READY. CLICK BELOW TO CONTINUE.
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Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
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