I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

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C:\>

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$

152 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 07:57 [no]

what are we d,HSJ$$*&#^!#+++ATH0. NO CARRIER

153 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 08:48 [no]

154 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 11:21 [no]

CAPSLOCKISCRUISECONTROLFORCOOL@dqngarden:~$

155 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 11:26 [no]

156 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 11:41 [no]

BEEEEEEEP

157 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 12:26 [no]

158 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 12:26 [no]

159 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 12:31 [no]

160 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:14 [no]

OUT OF MEMORY

161 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:30 [no]

162 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 20:43 [no]

BEEP

163 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 22:12 [no]

CLUNK

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...

165 Name: - 1993-09-4422 22:46 [no]

Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

166 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 23:33 [no]

Operating System not found

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BEEP

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Keyboard not found
Press Esc to continue

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171 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 04:34 [no]

Insert "Windows XP" CD-ROM
in the A:/ drive, and press ENTER.

172 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:32 [no]

The Samba 'panic action' script, /usr/share/samba/panic-action,
was called for pid 2196 ().

This means there was a problem with the program, such as a segfault.
However, the executable could not be found for process 2196.
It may have died unexpectedly, or you may not have permission to
debug the process.

173 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:38 [no]

174 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 07:44 [no]

Oooooooh! What does this button do?!

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BEEP

176 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 10:54 [no]

insanity

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BEEP

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recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error

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>>

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BEEP

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memory error memory erro memory err memory er memory e memory memor memo mem me m

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185 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:17 [no]

nullpo

186 Name: GA Subroutine 1993-09-4423 19:23 [no]

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...

188 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:27 [no]

PLEASE PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

189 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:27 [no]

190 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:30 [no]

Windows could not find drivers for your US Robotics Modem.
Visit usrobotics.com to download the correct drivers.

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...

192 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 20:27 [no]

Invalid VxD dynamic link call

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...

196 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 22:20 [no]

inanity

197 Name: - 1993-09-4423 23:36 [no]

Monitor not found.
Please close your eyes and visualize this message.

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...

199 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 00:52 [no]

ぬるぽexception

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200 BEEP

201 Name: GA Subroutine 1993-09-4424 01:34 [no]

>>199
GAtsu

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...

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...

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..

205 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:31 [no]

a:\> fdisk

Your computer has a disk larger than 512 MB. This version of Windows
includes improved support for large disks, resulting in more efficient
use of disk space on large drives, and allowing disks over 2 GB to be
formatted as a single drive.
IMPORTANT: If you enable large disk support and create any new drives on this
disk, you will not be able to access the new drive(s) using other operating
systems, including some versions of Windows 95 and Windows NT, as well as
earlier versions of Windows and MS-DOS. In addition, disk utilities that
were not designed explicitly for the FAT32 file system will not be able
to work with this disk. If you need to access this disk with other operating
systems or older disk utilities, do not enable large drive support.

Do you wish to enable large disk support (Y/N) . . . . . . . . . . . ? [Y]

206 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:32 [no]

Microsoft Windows 98
Fixed Disk Setup Program
(C) Copyright Microsoft Corp. 1983 - 1998

FDISK Options

Current Fixed disk drive: 1

Choose one of the following:

1. Create DOS partition or Logical DOS Drive

2. Set active partition
3. Delete partition or Logical DOS Drive
4. Display partition information
5. Change current fixed disk drive

Enter choice: [ 3 ]

Press Esc to exit FDISK

207 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:33 [no]

Delete DOS Partition or Logical DOS Drive

Current fixed disk drive: 1

Choose one of the following:

1. Delete Primary DOS partition

2. Delete Extended DOS Partition

3. Delete Logical DOS Drive(s) in the Extended DOS Partition

4. Delete Non-DOS Partition

Enter Choice: [ 1 ]

Press Esc to return to FDISK Options

208 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:49 [no]

                        Delete non-DOS Partition
Current fixed disk drive: 1
Partition  Status   Type    Volume Label  Mbytes   System   Usage
1 A NTFS 120489 31%
Total disk space is 120489 Mbytes (1 Mbyte = 1048576 bytes)
WARNING! Data in the deleted Non-DOS Partition will be lost.
What Non-DOS partition do you want to delete..? [1]
Do you wish to continue (Y/N).................? [Y]
Press Esc to return to FDISK Options

209 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:52 [no]

Partition Deleted
<Please restart your computer>

a:\>___

210 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 06:10 [no]

BEEP

211 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 06:28 [no]

WARNING: CPU fan speed too low.

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213 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 12:18 [no]

214 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 12:21 [no]

215 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 13:46 [no]

216 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 18:27 [no]

217 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 19:07 [no]

What's up Dawg!

218 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 20:29 [no]

219 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 20:44 [no]

>>215
What is this? BEEP

220 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 21:29 [no]

>>219

It's where >>1 got his phrase from.

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222 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:03 [no]

>...

does not compute

223 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:16 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN,' Mr. Kotter

224 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:52 [no]

>>220
Obviously~
I want an explanation; who,what,when,where,how,why?
BEEP

225 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 23:31 [no]

>>224さん check out the link in >>215

226 Name: - 1993-09-4425 01:19 [no]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I cannot let you do that...

227 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 01:29 [no]

...

228 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 01:57 [no]

Okay, Dave, sorry, but what the fuck, mate?

229 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 02:17 [no]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

230 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 03:02 [no]

What are you doing, Dave?

231 Name: - 1993-09-4425 03:56 [no]

Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going...

232 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:02 [no]

Stop touching me, Dave.

233 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:06 [no]

BEEP

234 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

235 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

(Also stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread. This thread is all about "…" and "BEEP".)

BEEP

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**...***

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...

239 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:23 [no]

1010101100001101010101011110111010101000111001010101010101lol10111010001

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BEEP

242 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 12:34 [no]

stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread
stop trying to be cool and special and creative
stop trying to be cool and special
stop trying to be cool
stop trying
stop
...
BEEP

Hello, Dr. Falken.
How about a nice game of chess?

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...

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BEEP

247 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 18:10 [no]

248 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 18:41 [no]

:\> GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR

249 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 19:09 [no]

Bad command or file name

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