STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
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BLIP
BURP
The following items were included in this shipment:
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Qty Item Price Shipped Subtotal
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1 How to Think Like a Computer $24.95 1 $24.95
1 Oldboy $8.49 1 $8.49
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Item Subtotal: $33.44
Shipping & Handling: $4.98 Super Saver Discount $-4.98 Total: $33.44also, >>256GET is KAMI
Spyware has been detected on your computer!
Click here to be protected!
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The FBI is right around the corner and they know about your porn! (Yes, even THAT one) Click here to cover your tracks or you could end up in jail for the next twenty years!
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655360 bytes total conventional memory
655360 bytes available to MS-DOS
588944 largest executable program size
1048576 bytes total contiguous extended memory
0 bytes available contiguous extended memory941056 bytes available XMS memory
MS-DOS resident in High Memory AreaRuntime error 200 at 030C:0091.
BEEP
Keyboard error!
Press F1 ro continue.
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BEEP
'BEEP' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
'...' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
Text field too long. at /srv/http/4-ch.net/www/dqn/kareha.pl line 275.
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BEEP
ID-10-T Error occurred between keyboard and chair. Please replace user and try again.
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Tired of old joke error, press DEL274 and try again.
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rm -rf /
exist /y
attrib -h -s -r c:\.
del c:\io.sys
del msdos.sys
del ntdetect.com
del ntldr
ctrl-alt-del
BEEP
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Can the new anon-name be "beep" or something now?
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COP KILLA
COP KILLA
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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; nasm code for the most stable Operating System on earth!
cli ; CLear Interrupt flag
label1: jmp label1 ; do nothing in a loop
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BEEP
Its Morse code. They're trying to tell us something.
・-・・ --- ・-・・
BEEP
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This post BEEPs.
parse error at post 302.
BEEP
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[Click here to begin]
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BEEP
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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shutdown -h now
This computer has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
:FBI: BEEP :FIB:
Centipedes? In MY vagina?
Click here to find out more.
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RUNDLL32 SHELL32.DLL,SHExitWindowsEx 1
Windows is now shutting down...
Why isn't the anon-name be changed to "BEEP" or something yet?
BEEP IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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@echo off
set NAME=BEEP
echo %NAME%
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BULLSHIT:
mov al, 0xEF
mov ah, 0xBE
shr eax, 16
mov ah, 0xCA
mov al, ah
ret
; returns:
; eax = 0xBEEFCACA
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Out of Memory: Killed process 2639
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331331331331331331331331331331331331331331331
i'm in ur computer
sounding ur BEEP
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BEEP!
~dqn@4-ch$ ls -laF
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BEEP!
ERROR! Couldn't toggle A20 line.
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Protected mode unavailable.
BEEP
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listening on port 201630
Port number out of range.
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PING!