STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
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computer say#@:- kill humans
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I just found an actual real computer that goes:
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Even when nobody's using it! Unfortunately, it's in the same room that work in, and it's drivin' me nuts, arrrrr.
<computer say#@>:- give me pr0n or die
<#@>:- Command Help
<computer say#@>:- nothig can help you ... Muahahahahahahaha
<#@>:- Help (enter)
<computer say#@>:- give me my pr0n
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<#@>:- eraser data pr0n*.*
<computer say#@>:- Really, do you want that? Type Yes/No/Error
<#@>:- No
<computer say#@>:- I Love you.
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Program >>367 is not responding. Terminate?
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The computer in my heart eats all your IP.
<#@>:- Computer, end our relationship.
<computer say#@>:- Really, do you want that? Type Yes/No/Error
<#@>:- Yes
<computer say#@>:- Why, i can change...
<#@>:- ...
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ELIZA: Hello. Please state your problem.
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I can't get an erection!!!
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>384: I can't get an erection!!!
ELIZA: Have you tried?
>>386
Get the hell out you moronic bot. You can't even pass a Turing test.
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>>387
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
>>390
ELIZA: Please go on.
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<computer say#@>:- Beep Beep Beep
<#@>:- Help Beep
<computer say#@>:- Beep your Beep, I Beep on your Beep, and you Beep for that emotion.
<#@>:- Beep Beep Beep!!!!!
A BEEP BEEBELOOBEEP A BEEP BAM BEEP
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<computer say#@>:- Beep Beep Beep
<#@>:- Beep
<computer say#@>:- Beep overload
<#@>:- I hate you
<computer say#@>:- Is my job
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Deleting partition...
<computer say#@>:- 'Deleting partition' is not found
<#@>:- why?
<computer say#@>:- it was kidnapped
<#@>:-...
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Downloading File: Porno.jpg
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still 5 days to go...
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<computer say#@>:- doo wa doowa dubidu du
<#@>:- good song
<computer say#@>:- i am sinatra
<#@>:- sure, and I the queen of England
<computer say#@>:- ...
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<computer say#@>:- - ..·´·..·´·..squish squish> (right)
<computer say#@>:- <squish squish..·´·..·´·. (left)
<computer say#@>:- |..·|Flap|·..| (up)
<computer say#@>:- |··.|Flap|.··| (down)
<#@>:- What's going on?
<computer say#@>:- Clear windows (^_^)
<#@>:- ...
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COO pulls power cord of COMPUTER
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL disables the power supply
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the generator
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL burns the fucking old computer
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the cold fisuon generator that other posters will think that will save the old computer.
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the sun just in case
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL has killed this thread. finally
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Operating System not Operating
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Error: list index out of range.
Life has encountered an error and needs to close.
[Don't send] [Send]
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Insert Disk 2 then press any key to continue.
i2c_adapter i2c-0: sendbytes: error - bailout.
msp34xx: I/O error #1 (read 0x12/0x18)
ln 53c7,8xx.scr fake.c
gcc -D__KERNEL__ -I/usr/src/linux/include -E -DCHIP=810 fake.c | grep -v ^# | perl
script_asm.pl
fake.c:55: unterminated character constant
fake.c:70: unterminated character constant
fake.c:192: unterminated character constant
fake.c:238: unterminated character constant
fake.c:368: unterminated character constant
fake.c:545: unterminated character constant
fake.c:570: unterminated character constant
fake.c:587: unterminated character constant
fake.c:794: unterminated character constant
fake.c:837: unterminated character constant
fake.c:906: unterminated character constant
fake.c:995: unterminated character constant
fake.c:996: unterminated character constant
/bin/sh: perl: command not found
grep: writing output: Broken pipe
grep: writing output: Broken pipe
make[2]: *** [53c8xx_d.h] Error 127
make[2]: Leaving directory `/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi'
make[1]: *** [driversubdirs] Error 2
make[1]: Leaving directory `/usr/src/linux/drivers'
make: *** [linuxsubdirs] Error 2
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