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I get so turned on,
when I turn on you.
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dd if=/dev/hda1 of=/dev/null
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Kernel panic: Out of memory and no killable processes...
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Unable to connect to server.
Oh no, SQL is down!
The following steps of the repair operation failed:
Purging the DNS Resolver cache.
Please contact your network administrator or ISP.
Connection has limited or no connectivity.
Recieved: 0 Sent: 142
[Repair]
rm -rf /
The directory "/" was not found on this server.
Return Code: 404, Stop!
press F5 to refresh or try again later.
Return Code: 404, Stop!
Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers -2147217871: [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Timeout expired
Phoenix - AwardBIOS v6.00PG, An Energy Star Ally
Copyright (C) 1984-2005, Phoenix Technologies, LTDZ4861 03/21/2005Main Processor: DQN III (TM) 64 Processor 4200+
Memory Testing: 4194304 OK
Memory Information: DDR 400 Dual Channel, 128-bit
Primary Master: DQN426000A 6.03
Primary Slave: None
Secondary Master: _DVD-RW_D102 1.10
Secondary Slave: NonePres DEL to enter SETUP
03/21/2005 - z4861-6B24CPACC-00…
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GRUB version 0.91 (638K lower/ 130048K upper memory)
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| Microsoft Windows (r) XP Professional |
| Gentoo Linux 2.6.15-rc2-xtreme1 root@ricebox |
| Mac Os X for x86 Leaked 10.4.1 |
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Use the ↑ and ↓ keys to select which entry is highlighted.
Press enter to boot the selected OS, 'e' to edit the
commands before booting, or 'c' for a command-line.
The highlighted entry will be booted automatically in 10 seconds. The highlighted entry will be booted automatically in 5 seconds.Booting default......〜〜〜 WECLOME 2 LUNIX ●●● OPTIMIZED GENTOO (stage 1) 〜〜〜
login: root
passwd:
root@ricebox (〜) # _
root@ricefag (~) # emerge -p world | wc
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root@ricefag (~) # _
root@ricething (~) # wget http://us.releases.ubuntu.com/releases/5.10/ubuntu-5.10-install-i386.iso
Disk full!
Start deleting files at random to make space?
YES/no (...assuming YES in 5 seconds)
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Done, disk empty.
System files not found!
== Please insert Operating System disk ==
Windows 3.11 for workgoups
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1985-1992
Disk 1
Initializing setup...........
Windows Setup
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Welcome to Setup.
The setup program for Windows 3.1 prepares Windows
to run on your computer.
● To learn more about Windows setup before continuing, press F1
● To set up Windows now, press ENTER
● To quit Setup without installing Windows, press F3...............................
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Please insert Disk 2 then press ENTER......
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Please insert Disk 153879 then press ENTER...
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type HELP for more options.
>help /?
'?' is not recognized.
Syntax:
HELP [command]
command - displays help information on that command.
> help help
HELP provides HELP about your computer.
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> help computer
This command is not supported by the help utility. Try "x /?".
/? is an unrecognized option try format c: /u
format c: /u...
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| URI: http://google.com/search?q=porn |
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| porn [definition]. (0.04 seconds) |
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INTERNAL DRIVE SKIDDING; REMOVE BANANA FROM df0:
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If you are a member of the general public:
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