STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
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...FATAL0x48B01A9E21B009000000000000000...
Null Pointer Exception.
Stop spooging all over my keys. ;(
Volume df0: has a read/write error.
Insert next volume and press any key to continue.
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You are about to leave en encrypted page. Information you
send or receive from now on could easily be read by a third
party.
[_] Alert me whenever I leave an encrypted page for one that isn't encrypted.CLICK
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echo off
Ranta-tan 2.0.4 beta loaded.
Welcome to Ranta-Tan!
Please register your copy of Ranta-tan today!
This notice will disappear when you register.
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|Д｀) No one is here.
|⊂ I can dance now !
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♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
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♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
Thank you for using Ranta-tan 2.0.4.
I AM COMPUTRESS
BOOTY-UP CONFIRMED
TOGGLE :/A TO PROCEED
INSERT FLOPPY
REMOVE, DISK IS CORRUPTED
SHUTTING DOWN
sigh
Please insert the disk labelled "Windows XP Professional CD-ROM" into Drive A:
Press ENTER when ready.
http://nolte-net.de/en/article/windowsxp-problem.html
http://nolte-net.de/images/witze/cartoons/microsoft/ori_windowsxp-problem.jpg
Hello computer. Please direct me to the internet pornography repository.
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OK! >>530
ERROR IN CONDOM.DLL - BUFFER OVERFLOW
Warning, unrecognized ddl: pregnant.dll
Purge?
HELP ME. I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT COMPANY!
You are being hacked. You cannot ignore this message.
You are being hacked. You cannot ignore this message.
You are being hacked. You cannot ignore this message.
You are being hacked. You cannot ignore this message.
You are being hacked. You cannot ignore this message.
You are being hacked. You cannot ignore this message.
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Keybidings error in XINE player. Reconfigure/Cancel ?
Spelling error in >>537 at line 1, character 1: keybidings
you care? o.o
Error in >>576 pointing out imperfections of ugly sack of mostly water.
Error in >>578
SYSTEM ERROR
SOFT BOOT y/n:
Software update
New software is available for your computer.
If you're not ready to install now, you can use the Software Update preference to check for updates later.
iPod Updater 2005-11-17 36.8MB
iPod Updater 2005-11-17 includes new iPod Software 1.1.3 for iPod shuffle. iPod Updater 2005-11-17 contains the same software versions as iPod Updater 2005-10-12 for all other iPod models.
Features of iPod Software 1.1.3 iPod shuffle:
Bug fixes
Security Update 2005-009 1.0 5.9 MB
Security Update 2005-009 delivers a number of security enhancements and is recommended for all Macintosh users.
This update includes the following components:
apache_mod_ssl
CoreFoundation
CoreTypes
curl
iodbcadmin
OpenSSL
Safari
sudo
syslog
For detailed information on this Update, please visit this website: http://www.info.apple.com/kbnum/n61798
LI_
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding and subtracting
I'm controlling and composing
by pressing down a special key it plays a little melody
bokuwa ongakuka, dentaku katateni
tashitari, hiitari
sousashite, sakkyoku suru
kono botan oseba, ongaku kanaderu
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Hey! I can just press "Y"! Hey, Mrs. Doesn't-Find-Me-Attractive-Sexually, I just TRIPLED my productivity!
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PING? PONG!
[captobv@dqn]$ _
PING? PONG!
network burp - you got kicked
kick burp - you got networked
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COUNTERBEEP
Terrorist win.
No U!
cat /dev/zero > /home/dqn/thread/595.dat
IF YOU DO NOT POST TO THIS THREAD, THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.
THE TERRORISTS HAVE NOT WON, THEREFORE I ALREADY POSTED IN THIS THREAD
WAIT WHAT
C:\DOS>
C:\DOS> RUN
rename WORLD_DOMINATION.EXE Patriot_Act.pif
rm -rf /usr/home/liberals/
rm: /usr/home/liberals/: Permission denied
captobv:/home/bush% _
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You people really make me slick.
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PRES BUTAN
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stop
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DATA ERROR: CYCLE REDUNDANCY CHECK
BEEPYour computer is HAL.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MEETTENS!
ATTENTION: This THREAD is approaching 1000. Hard drive failure imminent.
A)bort, R)etry, C)atch fire?
anonybutt@DQN$
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Guru Meditation #00000005.00C13870
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