I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

750 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 00:03

...

751 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 14:32

[09:59] <mmm_mustard> and i got banned from #trivia cause i kept on pwning them and yelling YEAH GOOGLE YEAH
[09:59] <Fou-Lu> lool

752 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5326 22:45

5 REM I USED TO TYPE THIS AT APPLE 2'S I WOULD SEE AT SCHOOL
10 FOR Y = 1 TO 10
20 FOR X = 1 TO 30-X
30 COLOR= Y
40 VLINE Y,Y+10 AT X+9
50 COLOR= 0
60 VLINE Y,Y+10 AT X
70 NEXT X
80 NEXT Y

753 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5327 14:42

YUKI.N>

754 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5327 15:38

./hax⏎

755 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5328 22:38

VISPLANE OVERFLOW

756 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 03:25

PRINT 75.3
OH SHI

757 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 03:42

...

BEEP

758 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 19:32

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

759 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 20:35

.MODEL Small
.STACK 100h
.DATA
db msg 'Hello, world!$'
.CODE
start:
mov ah, 09h
lea dx, msg ; or mov dx, offset msg
int 21h
mov ax,4C00h
int 21h
end start

760 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 22:17

Everything is on youtube

761 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 05:33

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762 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 19:22

stop streaming illegal movies into my computer please

763 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 19:46

Spelchekc ready!
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-Love
me

764 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 21:30

--- Cannot join #cult (you just lost the game).

765 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 21:50

I'm a toaster.

766 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 12:21

...

767 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 22:41

<coalmineR> has anyone written a paper on how the epic of gilgamesh enhances my understanding of life in ancient mesopotamia
<hiatus_> coalminer omfg
<hiatus_> i wrote something just like that
<hiatus_> in high school
<hiatus_> ill upload it right now
<hiatus_> if you want
<hiatus_> strange coincidence
<hiatus_> well ill jsut ul it anyway
<hiatus_> and you can dl it if you wanna read it
<hiatus_> cause im going to bed now
<coalmineR> NO
<coalmineR> PLEASE
<coalmineR> DO IT
<hiatus_> http://filehosting.on.nimp.org/fileid3420294
<coalmineR> lol
<coalmineR> are you serious?
<hiatus_> lawl
<hiatus_> yeah

768 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 01:55

Smells a lot of Fear Before the March of Flames.

769 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 17:14

...

770 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 18:11

BEEP

771 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 00:11

error 404...BEEP BOOP

772 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 20:09

iddqd
idkfa

773 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 09:44

SYNTAX ERROR
THIS IS FOREVER

774 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 13:53

TERM=dtterm;export TERM

775 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 15:21

SYNTAX IS FOREVER

776 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 18:28

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777 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 19:50

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

COMPUTER OVER
VIRUS = VERY YES

778 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 00:45

CALC 1/0

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 20:10

NO CARRIER

780 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5340 02:26

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781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 03:50

wtf moot

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 11:23

pc load letter

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 01:11

CTRL ALT DEL

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 01:17

C:\>

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:28

panda.exe

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:54

See_me_completely_naked.jpg.pif

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 03:15

dqn@4-ch:~$

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 21:17

dqn@4-ch:~$ rm -rf /doublenigger/

789 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5343 21:32

dqn@4-ch:~$ sudo su -
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790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:40

BARP

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:44

BROCCOLI

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:13

swordfish

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:41

NUROPU

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:49

>>793
GAH

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 20:39

rm -rf /*

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796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:15

503 Server Capacity Error

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 20:40

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

798 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 00:39

.....

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:04

BLURP

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 13:46

800BEEP

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12

Square wave noises

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12

sine wave noises

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12

Delta wave noises

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:13

Sawtooth wave noises

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:13

white noise

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:38

>>801
YAOI GET

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:03

GURU MEDITATIOn

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 08:26

OUM

809 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:13

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
If the problem persists, contact the program vendor.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 23:17

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 01:10

500 Internal Server Error

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 17:34

404 File not found

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 18:06

200 OK

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 03:08

You have been g-lined

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:40

BEEP

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:41

403 FORBIDDEN

ah ah ahhhh
you didn't say the magic word

ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 22:12

I click! I click!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 09:36

TRON IS NOT UNIX.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 15:09

IT HAS JISSHIN/KASHIN MODEL

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 16:37

100 INVALID WEB 5.0 PROTOCAULIFLOWER

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 17:27

++++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR REDO FROM START++++

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 21:59

204 NO CONTENT

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:27

END OF LINE

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:30

BSOD

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 09:07

>>821
ENYORON

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 22:44

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827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 05:42

The RapidShare Happy Hours are active right now. Have fun!

828 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5363 14:24

(450) Retransmission error: Someone is playing lasso with the network cables

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 17:08

FORK BOMBS ARE FEATURES NOT BUGS

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:16

420 Error, Verizon tech support smokes too much pot to care about you.

831 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5366 23:05

Firefox - Restore Previous SessionYour last Firefox session closed unexpectedly. You can restore the tabs and windows from your previous session, or start a new session if you think the problem was related to a page you were viewing.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 03:11

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 03:15

um, beep

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:34

An eep!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 21:40

dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/dsp

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 21:11

cash advance michigan

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 14:11

What's the deal with computers anyway?

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:46

BEEP

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 13:08

DEAD PIXELS OH TEH NOESZ

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 23:56

҉

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

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842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

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843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

...

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

BEEP

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:38

CD\

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:01

STOP HACKING ME, DAMNIT!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:55

I hax ur anus

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 19:39

i tuch ur butt

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 06:34

Whoever told you to click here is a mean person. Please tell them off.

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