I'M A COMPUTER - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 16:39 [No]

I have a big porn collection.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38 [No]

...

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38 [No]

...

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38 [No]

...

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38 [No]

BEEP

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 07:32 [No]

Disk Boot Error. Mittens not found

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 09:28 [No]

cum stains everywhere!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 08:54 [No]

mailto:sage

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:45 [No]

Error! This computer does not have a Panda language pack.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:53 [No]

nurupo

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 03:46 [No]

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:10 [No]

THE FOLLOWING ACTION WILL FOLLOW IN 3....2....

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:10 [No]

THE FOLLOWING ACTION HAS FOLLOWED

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 06:09 [No]

BEEP

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 17:30 [No]

#define ERROR_SUCCESS                    0L

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 22:18 [No]

Download your file without security questions. Have Fun!

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:17 [No]

THE CYAN HELKARAXE IS INERT.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:42 [No]

downgrade to firefox 3 complete at eighteen hunder hours

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:44 [No]

DEPLOY CARD COOLING
OFFLOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
REINSTALL
RELOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
OK.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:14 [No]

01001001001000000110100001100001011110000110010101100100001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011011010110111101101101

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:16 [No]

Steam Update:

your mom is now available!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:41 [No]

Welcome to Windows ME!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 14:35 [No]

Windows has closed (Because it was getting cold in my room)
Linux is dead (Because of the penguin hunting)
Apple has been eaten (Because I was hungry)

Is there any OS left?

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 14:38 [No]

Haiku

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 19:20 [No]

I'm a computer
Stop all the downloadin', fool
Porkchop sandwiches.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 06:26 [No]

....KENEDDY

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:11 [No]

>>872
freebsd

877 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 06:29 [No]

>>872
I can't fucking believe I'm saying this. BeOS.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:14 [No]

>>877 BeOS is dead for real.

879 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 11:06 [No]

>>878
Lol.

http://littlebluerodent.tripod.com/MIDI/Modern_hardware.htm

CHECK IT BIYATCH

also not mah writing

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:58 [No]

>>878 AMIGA OS is

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:36 [No]

The server is currently overloaded. Try searching Google.
This page will automatically refresh in one minute.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:39 [No]

this thread is over 1000 days old!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:40 [No]

LETS GET TO 1000 (days)

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46 [No]

...

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46 [No]

...

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46 [No]

BEEP

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:59 [No]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:55 [No]

Your download is complete:
Brokeback_Mountain_(Complete_DVD).mpg

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:44 [No]

beep

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 08:23 [No]

                     Avast Antivirus

                       CAUTION
                 A virus has been detected

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 18:24 [No]

DVD KILL

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 09:18 [No]

calculate calculate calculate

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 08:01 [No]

consensual hex in the missionary possition with intent to post.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 16:58 [No]

Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 16:58 [No]

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 17:14 [No]

PLEASE PUT MORE SEA PEE ON MEE

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 18:07 [No]

Blackout! The PC is not properly shuts down!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 01:37 [No]

Hey computar, do 4!
Alrght, now x! it again.
x! it again...
again....................................
again..................................................................................................................................................................

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:22 [No]

BEEP

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:23 [No]

( ・-・)

901 Name: Lucas-kun : 1993-09-5427 19:35 [No]

...

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 12:54 [No]

>>900

oh fuck...........

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 17:17 [No]

I AM A JAPANESE COMPUTER

Please, update me to Windows Vista, I'm tired of having Windows 98 on me still.

904 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-5428 22:32 [No]

01010101 ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:45 [No]

I am a computer keyboard. I am so tired of being typed on by a fat ass geek that eats too many Cheetos and never washes his hands.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 08:46 [No]

NURUPO

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 15:16 [No]

PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD:

> _

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 15:43 [No]

> BUTTS_

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 16:44 [No]

BEEP
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.
.
PASSWORD ERROR
[0] ABORT
[1] RETRY
[2] I FORGOT THE PASSWORD

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 23:00 [No]

>>906
GA!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 23:07 [No]

>>909

[2] Please

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 04:46 [No]

BEEP
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.
.
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD TO RECOVER PASSWORD:

> _

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 05:03 [No]

BEEP
.
.
.
"(SWORDFISH)" -- INCORRECT PASSWORD.

PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD:

> _

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 09:16 [No]

BEEP
.
.
.
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD

> FUCK-YOU-COMPUTER _

.
.
.
BEEP
PASSWORD ERROR

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 14:58 [No]

BEEP
.
.
.
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD

> FUCK-YOUR-GIRLFREN_

.
.
.
BEEP
PASSWORD ACCEPTED

PREPARING TO LOAD____________________________35% DONE

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:00 [No]

                    WINBLOWS BLISTA

                MICROSUCKS CORPORATION

                 LOADING______78%

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:03 [No]

                         WELCOME

              SIGN IN AS    PEDOBEAR

                            GUEST

                                                    >>GET OUT!

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:06 [No]

                        PEDOBEAR
                       Administrator
                       Password protected

    Password  _____________________________________

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:08 [No]

                       PEDOBEAR
                       Administrator
                       Password protected

    Password  ________Let's rape some lolis!______________

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:14 [No]

WIBLOWS IS LOADING YOUR SETTINGS
PLEASE WAIT

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:15 [No]

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922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:16 [No]

>>921
PEDOBEAR'S WALLPAPER ^^

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 21:37 [No]

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 22:39 [No]

BEEEP

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 07:56 [No]

ERROR: NO TEXT CAN BE DISPLAYED.

CLICK OK

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 19:20 [No]

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927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 19:40 [No]

#!/usr/bin/sh
yes > /dev/null

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5432 20:48 [No]

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　　　　＿＿＿＿.＿＿＿＿　　 |　.＿＿　　Install Linux
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929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 21:31 [No]

Microshaft WInblows 98

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 00:56 [No]

>>929
huh???

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 09:27 [No]

YOU HAVE NOT USED THE KEYBOARD IN OVER THREE MINUTES. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, IT WAS SWITCHED OFF. TO RESTORE KEYBOARD FUNCTIONS, RESTART WINDOWS
[OK] [LEARN MORE]

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 19:31 [No]

>>930
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqHJyYZA6pY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGL3jp4NE30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4dPpQhZn7A

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 07:32 [No]

If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 18:56 [No]

oh god help me my java's malfunctioning

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 19:02 [No]

Preparing to delete all pornography. Press Ctrl-Meta-Shift-F12 to abort.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 08:13 [No]

JAVA IS TAKING 100% OF YOUR CPU CYCLES TO PRODUCE A SIMPLE 3D MODEL. THE COMPUTER MAY NOT RESPOND FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, THIS IS NORMAL. DO NOT TURN OFF THE COMPUTER WHILE THIS IS TAKING PLACE OR SAVED DATA ON DRIVE "c:\" WILL BE ERASED.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 03:25 [No]

Sorry, You did not type the right letters in the captcha.
Would you like me to kill you? Y/N

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 01:36 [No]

Did you stop the downloading yet?

I told you to!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:34 [No]

The user will be derezzed.
end of line.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 23:22 [No]

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND TO HAVE BEEN VISITING SITES THAT CONTAIN CONTENT DEEMED FAGGOTRY BY THE MINGEBAG CORPORATION, ANONYMOUS, THE ARMY OF ANGRY WH40K PLAYERS AND THE INTERNETS. A VIRUS WAS FOUND. THE VIRUS IS YOU. DELETING. PURGE THE FAGGOT IOSHDFNUSIHSDNFB:FBSD:FDSHN:JKSBFKDFBJLSDFGBDLHFBLJDHF:SDHFKSDHFKSLFHSDKFHSDKOHNSA:HDNASKJ:DHASJKGDASLHDUASIPFHBUDIB CSDU:BF:LDBF:LIBFVLSDC NVDKLGVNJHGBLJGB D:LHFBD:JFBNS:KDJFB L EXTERMINATE ANNIHILATE DESTROY UIRHIUPFHJNUHPHP*(U{(HJPCHFIPUDSHFUIPHFDSUIFH(P_E_(UJ*(_UGFJIFHJIUPHUIPFHEIHUIPD*&FHDP_FHEP&*EHF&*E_RJIO{JDOI{FJIODJIOEDHFOSDFDKSJFHOSDGFHUHG{IHOI{HFUDHVS

Disconnected: Kicked and banned.

941 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5488 20:13 [No]

fuck you seeeed you know what is seed you old fucking shit

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 04:25 [No]

EOF

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 01:36 [No]

Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.

944 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5504 01:39 [No]

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5504 16:45 [No]

Connection reset by a short Mexican with wire cutters.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5505 00:34 [No]

THE PAGE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS FOUND.
DO YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN? Y/N

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 15:49 [No]

crap im an end-user i dont know how to deal with this stuff

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 09:50 [No]

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON A PRIZE!
CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT YOU WON!

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 12:42 [No]

just reboot me and wait 10 seconds

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