I like Claire!
was the name of the company set up to manufacture the toys. What the Great Sky Loli didn't know, however, was that
nobody really liked Claire, who
was actually 2-Amino-3-(1H-indol-3-yl)propanoic acid-chan, who was actually Marisa Kirisame, who was actually a girl with schizophrenia.
from THE FUTURE
to which she would inevitably have to return in the tear-jerking final scene. But before that, she
totally hit on Beady Eyes. As soon as he
revealed that he had died on several occasions (>>71,72,87,88,103,104,143,144), she realised that
penis
is not something he ever had
lacked
the capacity to talk about at great length. This was probably due to the fact he didn't have one, having lost it in
the great beady eyes war of 1992, which was started due to
a lack of the eyes needed to cook good soup for both world leaders.
Editor's note: >>162 was sacked for his blasphemous mention of times prior to 1993, which obviously cannot exist in the universe.
totally hit on Beady Eyes. As soon as he
penis
mightier than the sword, he agreed.
he put on a frilly dress and touhou hat
grabbed a bat just in case
and went out to the universe to celebrate a lack of christmas.
"It's a Festivus for the rest of us," he squeaked in his high squeaky voice.
Yet before he knew it, his frilly dress
and Touhou hat
started a christmas festival, right there, right then.
Which Reimu perceived as another "incident," and so she came to subdue the haunted dress and hat with a spray of ofuda danmaku. Meanwhile--
the Polish uprising against their tyrannical overlord, the GSL, was approaching fruition. In just two days,
Reimu's danmaku accidentally reached the headquarters of the Polish uprising and
and then the characters killed the author.
As the author was, of course, the one who wrote this, it was considered suicide. At the author's funeral,
members of the Westboro Baptist Church
did not like that persons twitter account so they
tracked down the owner, kidnapped him and slowly
stroked his earlobes.
As the Ferengian moaned in ecstasy,
the Westboro Baptist cultists plunged a
hamster
Without warning, a huge
statue of H.P. Baxxter was erected
right in front of a mysterious alien's
flux capacitator.
After craftily hiding the glowing letter Y inside his
Y-chromosomes, he
began a ritual to invoke the
masculinity that lies in the heart of every true boy across the galaxy! And, slowly but surely,
bystanders began to point and laugh
Their interruption caused the ritual to go awry, resulting in
the GSL suddenly deciding to ban the letter Y inside the nation of Canada, unaware that
the failure of the masculinity invoking ritual had caused every man in the galaxy to become a catgirl!
"Nya~!" said the former Gerald Jay Sussman, before
conjuring our spirits with
the aid of an absurdly oversized
Canadian, eh?
The sudden influx of catgirls caused a dramatic increase in
nerd murders
by people suffering from Moéshit Redundancy Disorder which
was reported to the Department of Redundancy Department.
and that message accidentally was received by the Ministry of Silly Walks.
penis
shaped protrusions were found on the side of
his penis, which
exploded into many dick fragments, killing at least 3, including
the author.
(The remains of this manuscript were received posthumously.)
Suddenly, a corpse fell through the skylight!
The deadly dick fragments had claimed their fourth victim:
The great GSL herself! Unfortunately, the corpse
was mistakenly delivered to the Ministry of Silly Walks, thus patching up the plot a bit. Meanwhile, in Japan
Godzilla
movies remained inexplicably popular. Roger Ebert, on a trip to Fukushima, accidentally grew to a height of 700 ft, and gave the NHK news report about his subsequent exploits three thumbs up.
And that, children, is how Nyan Cat was created.
The end.
Part 2: Vultures on the boundary of the river wheel
It was a quiet day and the children were playing serendipitously on the riverbank just outside the quaint village of
Detroit
Suddenly, a huge river wheel came
tumbling down from the mountains crushing all in its path. Behind it,
Detroit was unfortunately not crushed.
However, Dearborn was crushed, and the factories that belonged to Ford
cried out in anguish, "How could this occur?
We worked and toiled, but all it was for naught,
Our dreams and cars are crushed by vicious Fate.
The river wheel turns without remorse,
Like time and death it has no love nor hate,
Its monstrous spokes whirl as a heartless beast,
Blindly striking down both weak and strong,
And as it spins, we people sing this song:"
"Fate, savage and empty, you are a turning wheel, your position is uncertain, your favour is idle and always likely to disappear; covered in shadows and veiled you bear upon me too; now my back is naked through the sport of your wickedness."
So sang the survivors of Dearborn as the river wheel tumbled through and onto its next destination:
Dr. Robotnik's lab
which was demolished in a matter of seconds. Dr Robotnik
, however, managed to survive for several more minutes due to a previously unknown mysterious
property of excessive body fat.
Meanwhile, back in Detroit, the playground was pregnant with sexual tension.
Suddenly, a wild Snorlax appears.
It accidentally inhales 5 children.
And then made suggestive comments and sexually harassed the shocked bystanders. The moral of this tale is, of course,
that as long as long as you know which direction is North
you can easily fart a
happy tune
with your buttocks
clenched in a furious state of tetany. Anyway, as we discussed in >>1,
twenty three hyphens
isn't a proper
acceptable discussion of nouns
but that's ok because grammar is bullshit anyway