The movie "Oasis" made me cry.
Last night my mum said "oh wow we seem to have a lot of internets tonight!"
I'm really pissing off a lot of people.
I'm really pissing myself off.
Do we think in English?
And one for the road.
INHUMANOIDS! INHUMANOIDS! The evil that lies within!
I'm not sure which is worse: that I understand these depictions or that I understand what's this comic about: http://alt.org/nethack/dudley/?658
http://soundcloud.com/dsfa/320-im-a-dqn-raised-by-a-hen
>Plays 6
Newest DQN-research indicates, that there are, in fact, only 6 dokyuns left in the wild.
>>528 i only just gave it a proper listen just now, first time since I made it haha
do you like the artwork?
I've been playing so much Touhou that the letters in blocks of text kind of start moving like bullets. Ugh...
>>524
May I introduce you to my mother? Make sure that your skirt isn't too short or she might think that you're a whore.
SAoVQ is down and that's no good
A lot of hikikomoris are bound by their anxiety and low self-esteem. I, however, feel that staying home is the surest way to keep my anger at/intolerance of being around anyone for more than an hour in check.
I'M A POTENTIALLY VIOLENT SHUT-IN AND I VOTE
Lately I've been getting a bit anti-social for some reason.
This is a startling realization. ( ί-ί)
Anyway, I'm gonna keep being a lazy piece of shit and do whatever the hell I feel like doing.
Mrenh.
I was going to google DQN, but then I realized I was already browsing DQN.
So I just looked up the election results and it's pretty clear my vote wasn't counted because I did a write in and there are zero write ins reported from my precinct.
Also, there were signs in the area saying "Lolita" for school board and you would think that's a pretty shitty first name to be using for that position except her last name is Mancheno-Smoak.
I am increasingly convinced that veganism is a conspiracy to kill Westerners through malnourishment.
>>539
I saw a picture of that. I hear she changed her name to Dolores?
You think she'd just avoid the whole `Lolita' thing altogether...
Here is some less commonly known knowledge about ghosts: A person's self is his memories. How we remember our world and our actions is who we are. A ghost isn't a spirit as much as it is memories leaked into the world. When a person dies suddenly, his memories release themselves into the world and embed themselves into their surroundings. If the person's will is left intact, a ghost is formed. This is why ghosts tend to be found in the places they spent the most time in while they were alive, in places with strong associated feelings, and are often victims of violent deaths (which literally eject the spirit). May this help you on your quest.
IGNORE THIS OKAY
Ghosts, it turns out are mostly carbon monoxide leaks and improperly sealed doors and windows.
>>546
I can guarantee you that my waifu is neither a carbon monoxide leak, nor an improperly sealed door, nor is she a window. Trust me, I'm an expert on the subject.
Don't think, don't feel, just be.
The immediacy of response makes the internet seem like an all-knowing mother, giving you the illusion of control as you allow others to dictate your life. The computer is a powerful instrument, but don't let it become a crutch. Use it as a tool, not a guru.
Like I was saying, once upon a time there a little boy on the Internet named Espeon and he kept writing threatening statements about the President forums for some faggoty anime-themed M-P-O-R-Nc. er, M-M-P-O-R-G and these scary guys from the Secret Service showed up in SUVs and suits and woke him up at one in the afternoon on a day he had to work the graveyard shift. Yeah, shut the fuck up both of you! And YES you both are too old for bed time stories especially at four ofclock in the morning but this is serious fucking business! Those guys took my computer and there were lots of naughty pictures of your mom and I on it and I am fucking pissed!
I donft care what daddy says about Obama at home, Espeon! You donft repeat it on the fucking Internet!
I don't want to go OUTSIDE and eat FOOD. I'd rather eat FOOD INSIDE.
I wonder if my food is done. If I go down and it isn't, I'll just be disappointed. But if I go down too late, it will have burned.
Why isn't all food in pill form yet?
Ahhhhh I sang a song to a girl with my guitar and she burst into tears and jumped on me and I also proposed to her
i'm getting married dqn aaaaahhhhh
When 4chan goes down, my mental state deteriorates.
>>557
Really? I find I become much more intelligent and have a more profound outlook on life. I then realise how terrible 4chan is and solemnly swear that, even when it's back up, I will never visit it ever again.
One day I will listen to myself.
Tee hehe, I haven't visited that place in about 4 years or so. Don't intend to do so anymore.
Today I found a little friend sitting on my walls, but he ran away from me. Then I realized that even the bugs don't like me anymore.
I don't know why, but I stop paying attention and suddenly end up doing stupid shit just to see how the person I'm with will react to it.
It's does produce decent data, however.
>>561
I often do this. Though I think it's mostly because of the dreamlike state I enter whenever I leave my bedroom. Oh, the joys of being a NEET!
I binge-watched all of Community season 1 in three days. I love its clever wit and variety of humor. I dislike the minor harem thing going on with the main character and the implications that strength and feminism are Britta's weak points.
And I have mixed feelings about the season finale. On the one hand it was exactly the ending I was expecting and hoping for, on the other hand I felt uncomfortable when I realized this.
The first Pokemon Generation was the best Generation. This doesn't mean the other Generations suck, but they are just not as memorable and nostalgic as the First.
>>564
Of course. Though the sprites sucked and walking was a pain.
>>565
I know, it sure made everything finer and the ability to travel to Kanto again blew my mind back then.
I just replayed Crystal again on the PC, because I sold it and my Gold version is broken. After I finished it, I realized that I prefer the first Gen more. But it's all opinions after all.
>the sprites sucked
Well, that's more likely again a matter of how you view it. I have to say, since almost every Pokemon got a unique sprite in R/B and Yellow, which makes 302 sprites, the quality of it is pretty high. Yet, the backsprites cause different views and I personally like them.
>walking was a pain
I think you just might got used to the running shoes. I wasn't bothered of the slow-down when you entered a building.
When I was playing Gold for the first time, I missed the guy who offers a free bike to player. I was quite surprised by the price of it and had to develop a schedule of beating Elite Four. I gave up on it pretty quick though.
The idea of some kid making a million just to waste it on a fucking bike still amuses me.
Is it just me or DQN got really crowded when 4chan went down?
whats a 4chan
Having a NEET girlfriend is awesome.
September has lasted for a while, hasn't it?
I'm trying to CTRL+V desperately, but nothing comes out. I think I should see a doctor.
http://usb.brando.com/usb-panda-heating-gloves_p01334c050d015.html just look at this spectacular scientific achievement.
Being a NEET girlfriend is horrible.
Goddamn when the fuck is 5
( ί -ί) If only >>577 were mittens.
( ί ί) Mittens...
( ˃ ˂) MITTENS!
( ˃ ˂) NEXT ITERATION OF THEM MUST BE MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!
I've seen USB-heated mittens posted before on this very web sight (http://4-ch.net/dqn/index.html)
my lower intestine just went "buuuuuurrrrrm"
>>586
I should try mixing these to impress my lecturer.
Also, you wasted a perfect Pentium get.
Most people irritate me.
>>588 HIYA PAL YOU'VE GOT A BIT OF FOOD STUCK TO YOUR CHIN LET ME GET IT FOR YOU
I miss Espeon.
The queen of DQN is dead. ;__;
>>591
Yes there is. Just let me break it down OK
Emperor - Squeeks
King - MODD#withtrip
Queen - Espeon
Prince - ( ˃ ˂)
Princess - Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½
Archduke - Deceased (?)
I'm constantly moving away from my spiritual ambitions, towards a hedonistic life. I'm not sure how to feel about it.
I had a girl straddle me and jerk me off in a way that looked like she was a futanari jerking over me
It kind of pisses me off whenever I see futanari abbreviated as "futa". That part of the word literally means "two". It comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of how Japanese abbreviation works ("futa" implies "futanari" only in compound forms, and only with clear context). And that's turrible.
herpes outbreak
It kind of pisses me off whenever I see dubstep abbreviated as "dub". Dub is a subgenre of reggae music, taking its name from the production technique of dubbing the tracks in a recording differently, in the studio. Dubstep in the beginning was using dub production techniques in 2-step and garage tracks, but doesn't bear much resemblance to what many would call dubstep today.
Great hungry beasts will roam the Earth.
I'm chewing about eight pieces of chewing gum simultaneously, and I'm kinda considering fetching some more pieces, y'know?
>>600
Chewing eight pieces of chewing gum at the same time is so last year. Get on with the times old man.
囧 looks kinda like a floppy disk.
>>596
If the Japanese can steal our words and mess around with them, we can do the same with theirs.
>>605 the true crime is that there has always been a perfectly serviceable English word for this.
>>607
Which word? Dickgirl?
I think futanari specifically defines animated/drawn in the Japanese style and there's usually some (weak) story. Dickgirl is just girl with dick. It's kind of like people who argue about the definition/use of the term "anime."
GO TEAM DICKGIRL
>>609 That was informative and entertaining, and on a tangent I watched the first episode of Card Captor Sakura and it was good and I liked it so I will watch it often.
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