[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7673 12:16 [Del]

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 07:01 [Del]

The longer I live, the less I find myself able to tolerate other people.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 07:40 [Del]

How will I ever have porridge again?

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 17:54 [Del]

You're not getting it. I DON'T CARE who you like to rub your genitals on. I NEVER WILL care either, so your constant attempts to bring the subject up just make me want to empty a can of mace in your eyes. Shut up about it already.

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 18:03 [Del]

>>226
rubs a dick on your forehead

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 20:01 [Del]

>>227
It's people like you what cause unrest.

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 20:22 [Del]

I ' m   s o r r y

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 21:19 [Del]

fag

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 21:42 [Del]

kimi ga kimi dattakara

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 04:45 [Del]

>>226
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 15:34 [Del]

There's a girl smiling tenderly, but she's also sort of dissolving, and her hair is made of differential equations.

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 16:30 [Del]

I want to wax myself.

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 19:24 [Del]

i want somebody else to wax me, but not some rando

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 20:16 [Del]

Illness is never fun, but I have been enjoying my bizarre and vivid fever dreams. My personal favourite was the one where a huge white butterfly (some sort of Pieridae?) appeared out of nowhere and tried to climb into my left eye. It got caught on my glasses, and I was trying to reason with it, saying "No, butterfly, my eye is not a good place for you to be. There is nothing you want in my eye." But gosh darn, that was one determined butterfly. In the end, I managed to take my glasses off very slowly, with the butterfly still perched on the lens. I don't really remember what happened after that.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 00:13 [Del]

Why are blacks inferior to other humans?

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 01:01 [Del]

I'm bored with the VERB all the NOWNS meme. It's already played out.

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 03:12 [Del]

>>237
They aren't, women are.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 07:45 [Del]

What do I jerk it to today

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 14:59 [Del]

I will obliterate you.

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 16:18 [Del]

>>238

I'm bored with everything trying to push Frozen into my life. Gosh dang it, I do not want to watch some kid's movie about a woman who shoves icicles up her cunt

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 16:27 [Del]

>>238
This sounds like a meme that was never funny to begin with.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 17:43 [Del]

Losing eeeeevvvveeeerrrryyyyttthhiiiinnnngggg

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 19:16 [Del]

>>243
You're correct.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 20:46 [Del]

It doesn't mean anything.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7715 23:16 [Del]

projectile defecation

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 01:46 [Del]

>>242
I know people who seem to be happy, but I don't think I'll ever be happy. I think I'm going to work and be stressed and drink and be henpecked until the day I die. My only hope is that there is an afterlife and that misery accumulated in life on Earth can be cashed in for fabulous prizes after the sweet release of death.

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 01:48 [Del]

>>242
I don't know why I replied to you with the above post. I didn't intend to. But I should say that I also don't understand the whole Frozen deal.

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 13:32 [Del]

Stop thinking.

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 13:47 [Del]

penis

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7716 19:02 [Del]

I hate it when people have laptops with loud keyboards. The kind that taps every fucking keystroke so loud you can make out each one individually from across the library and you can tell how many lines the typer has written because they really bang on the Enter key. I think a part of it is also that these people contribute to the noise by banging on the tapitty keys with their fingers. I really fucking hate it, it is irritating.

If you type like this in a library, I hate you. Yes, you, reading this right now. Asshole.

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 11:59 [Del]

I posted on another board.

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 12:38 [Del]

>>238,242,243,245
SHARPEN ALL THE EDGES

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 13:50 [Del]

I want to sound cool and say I haven't been on DQN for a year because I got a life, but that would be an outright lie.

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 17:21 [Del]

I want to start freelance writing instead of the freelance 3D work I do now. Not because I like writing, but more that I want a lighter laptop for working, and writing doesn't require a lot of horsepower.

Does that make sense?

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 17:28 [Del]

Rules for the toilet in Sochi:

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7717 19:52 [Del]

Is it "Free For All", >>257? Two guys are crossing the streams, somebody is shitting into urinal (and somebody else does it on the floor), blowjobs, piss, cum and blood everywhere?

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 04:10 [Del]

How come the US got away with murdering thousands of civilians in atomic bombings without even saying "sorry", but Russo-Japanese relationships sink every time some official visits Kurils despite of USSR kicking Imperial Army's ass (but gently!) during operation in Manchuria?

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 06:42 [Del]

かわいいってそんな事、言っちゃうダメです
da dan da da dan da da
da da da da dan da da

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 17:09 [Del]

>>260
God damn it! Now it's stuck in my head!

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7718 22:56 [Del]

Everything's going to be okay.

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7719 13:34 [Del]

It's as though everyone was told to come to a certain place at a certain time, so they turn up, and then nothing happens. Everyone is just standing around awkwardly or muttering nervously to one another. Eventually people start getting hungry, or tired, or really need the toilet, so they leave; at the same time, more and more people keep trickling in, and they always ask the people who were there before them what's going on and why they're there, without getting any meaningful answer.

Yes, that's what life is like.

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 05:26 [Del]

leaky gay anus

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 15:43 [Del]

Ointments the oink The To Opinion boxes box The Change the to Lopsided leprechaun and is To Another quoted and one and half the to Klaus to azalea all jocularity is in About workouts to Workout To Workouts To Workout To Workouts To Workout It jam and good little Lot Little Good Lot Little Good Lot Little Good Little Lot Good Little Lot Week the I I To

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 15:49 [Del]

>>256 it makes some kind of sense, but if you don't like writing it's going to be the worst job in the world for you. Have fun!

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 16:38 [Del]

How do I get started in one of those freelance/self-employed jobs to begin with?!

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 18:56 [Del]

>>267 with writing, working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

Starting a blog and putting up examples of your writing can also be a good idea. You can try to attract clients or make money through pay-per-click ad setups like Google Adsense. The only problem with those deals is that you have to get like 100,000 hits to make anywhere near a decent amount. I see people getting all excited over getting a $30 check from Google for the month. I can't even pay my electric bill with that. The fact is there are plenty of shekels to be had in online writing, but they take a lot of work to get your hands on. If you have a strong handle on SEO, though, it could work out for you.

If you're looking at writing for magazines, I don't know anything about that. It probably helps to have a really strong online presence first.

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7720 21:13 [Del]

>working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

They generally also mostly want articles written on the most boring-ass topics imaginable, in my experience.

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 03:43 [Del]

"つ
ω

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 03:50 [Del]

yay more Markiplier pole dancing

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 06:38 [Del]

huaaaaaah why am I such a dork I long for the past and don't know how to move on move on move on and person posting random letters malicious or not troll what fish on bed why did I buy such a large container of ginger ale now it made me really fucking smashehhhhhhed

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 06:40 [Del]

Oops, that was supposed to go in the POST WHILE DRUNK thread.

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 10:17 [Del]

Well I certainly don't feel as though I was just in a burning building.

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 16:00 [Del]

>>269 also true. If you're an aspiring writer looking for fast money I hope you like writing about roof tile companies in Passaic, NJ or slot machines in New Zealand. Interesting stuff is harder to find work in.

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 16:42 [Del]

I love you Ebola-chan!
Sit on my face Ebola-chan!

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7721 22:20 [Del]

Put layer of cubed ice in bowl
Put layer of crushed ice on top of cubed ice
Drizzle water on top

Water sundae! Because you can't afford ice cream :(

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 02:31 [Del]

>>276 that's called queening

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 14:39 [Del]

Szeretettel várunk.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 21:24 [Del]

I'm starved of imported Japanese memes. Those were so good...

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 22:25 [Del]

I have absolutely no idea what this is.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 23:02 [Del]

I need to poo

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7722 23:10 [Del]

>>280
ayy lmao is better

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 00:00 [Del]

fag

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 11:18 [Del]

>>276
I tried to find some nurse outfit facesitting doujinshi to fap to after seeing this post and there are surprisingly not many.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 12:01 [Del]

Should I disable autofocus confirmation beep?

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 17:34 [Del]

Got a bad headache and the fucking cat wants to play Chasey Fighty Bitey. Argh.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7723 18:24 [Del]

face sitting is nasty

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 01:40 [Del]

I had dinner with my lesbian crush, so I'm pretty happy! Long live unrequited love!

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 03:08 [Del]

carefully place a condor on your penis

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 16:36 [Del]

A story about tulips.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7724 17:27 [Del]

>>285
That is surprising. Did you find any?

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 06:49 [Del]

Lick this toad to turn it into a multi-coloured space horse w/ both sets of human genitals

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 10:14 [Del]

loli butts

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 12:18 [Del]

I've been busy for a couple of weeks. Nothing seems to have changed here since. I enjoy that.

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 21:51 [Del]

Air pressure sucks.

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 00:43 [Del]

>>292
I did not

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 00:50 [Del]

I shouldn't have gotten drunk AND high, but society tells me it's okay to do so on a Saturday night!

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 18:11 [Del]

What the fuck is wrong with this girl?

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7726 19:56 [Del]

whores and bitches

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 01:08 [Del]

Captain Manlove, he's so awesome, and really really really really, really gay

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 10:25 [Del]

I just came up with a joke and I feel the need to share it.

Did you hear about the unsteady, caffeine addicted fluid dynamicist?
He had tea dependence!

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 14:47 [Del]

Reading Murakami, all his protagonists seem to be sort of lazy alcoholic divorced or almost divorced dudes in their 30s.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 17:11 [Del]

i engaged in lesbian activities this weekend ahhhhhh
dating got so much better after college

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 17:25 [Del]

>>303
I think a couple of his short stories (and 1Q84) have female protagonists, but yeah, I know what you mean. Anyway, which of his books are you reading? A Wild Sheep Chase and Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World are my favourites.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7727 18:43 [Del]

>>305 I read A Wild Sheep Chase and liked it. I started The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles but haven't gotten back to it because it's a bit much to follow along with all the studying I have to do. Right now I'm reading some of his short stories in a collection called The Elephant Vanishes. All good stuff.

I think I connect better with Murakami's work because I see some of myself in his protagonists. That probably isn't such a great thing.

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 06:01 [Del]

>>306
I also started with the three books you mentioned. They are all good. But then I discovered I didn't like anything else he wrote... Sputnik Sweetheart was especially bad, in my opinion.

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 16:55 [Del]

ACQUIRE VICTUALS

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7728 23:03 [Del]

We should keep the pre-teens in pubicles until they mature.

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 19:40 [Del]

I tried to bump the DEMANDING thread but I couldn't find a PGP client that was easy to use on OSX. It looks possible with Mail.app but I hate Mail.app.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7729 22:33 [Del]

I hate you, internet.

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 00:29 [Del]

I hope someone likes our split.

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 01:40 [Del]

>>312
Is it banana?

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 04:01 [Del]

>>307
not the person you were replying to, but hard-boiled wonderland and wind-up bird were the only two notably good ones i've read. norwegian wood is ok (if you can deal with a protagonist that he's not even pretending isn't him). sputnik sweetheart wasn't very good; i agree.

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 05:15 [Del]

Obongo is fucking shit

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 14:05 [Del]

>>314 I definitely get the feeling that a lot of Murakami's protagonists are more or less him, even though I've only read a few of his works. I don't think it's a big deal, just funny.

I've heard a lot of people really didn't like 1Q84. Anyone read that?

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 14:18 [Del]

>>316
I read it a while back. I remember it as being fairly long and a bit rambly, but with some genuinely really nicely done parts to it.

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 14:46 [Del]

What's Kemal Atatürk's favorite drink?

Armenian geno-cider!

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7730 23:08 [Del]

yeah in your FACE fagbutt

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 01:04 [Del]

I want to punch anzu in her stupid smug FACE

YEAH

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 12:59 [Del]

Is it appropriate to have sex with the best friend?

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 17:54 [Del]

>>313
melt-banana?

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7731 18:08 [Del]

>>321
only if they're best girl

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