[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (999)

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7731 19:28

>>321
Only if you can get them to dress as a girl for you.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7731 22:55

Peni is the plural of penus. If you have a penus, or, goodness forbid, multiple peni, please report to the proper authorities immediately.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 01:08

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 04:34

>>316
I liked 1Q84 but it feels more like it's trying to be the kind of murakami that sells books than it is trying to be literature. I enjoyed it. The kind of murakami that sells books isn't so bad, and i'm a sucker for drawn out romance. I also was really isolated when i read it and i think that made it more relatable.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 12:08

Define Spanish flu in terms of A and B.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 20:52

There's something fishy about this carbonara.

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 05:21

poopis

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 09:08

>>327
While Murakami's always maintained that fame is something he's not striving for I think he's embraced it quite readily.
1Q84 was one of the more mass-market books he's produced: surreal enough to entice but not enough to alienate, and with enough Western influence to appeal to his fans.

I don't think he's 'sold out'; rather, I think he's changing his style, pointing his intense emotional gaze outwards rather than inwards.

However Tsukuru Tazaki is just plain crap, and I'm disappointed in him.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 12:51

And why should you be exempt?

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 14:44

I was about to post in /code/ but then I didn't.
Why is the intersection between programming interests and text boards always a shitfest?

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 15:41

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 20:17

From you according to your abilities,
To me according to my needs.

This Marx shit sounds pretty cush.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7733 23:03

>>335
Do to others what others do to you.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 12:46

LOVE LOVE LOVE

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 17:01

And here I thought "purple drank" referred to some sort of soda pop.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 19:20

My pregnant sister (of >>/856 fame) is currently giving birth. It sounds gross and scary and I'm glad I'm several hundred miles away.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 20:55

I wish I had a massive penis
not even practical
just like
BAM
there it is
all weighty and huge
big enough to play baseball with when I'm hard

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 21:40

It's not the same except
While what I mean is that
Everything still changes.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 21:46

Oh, looks like she's done spawning. I guess I'm an uncle now.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 21:47

Get it up, and we'll get along.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 14:27

Religious equality: all religions are equally bad.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 14:51

A big poop came out of my butt.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 16:22

I don't want to explode.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 03:38

Why is it okay for US to support fighters in Syria, but it is not okay for Russia to do the same? Worse, US blindly supports various armed groups with whom it seemingly has similar goals now.
Next thing, Kurds will try to tear bits off Iraq and Turkey and it will be another "freedom fight".

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 04:20

because russia is mean

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 05:10

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 05:13

gaynus

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 12:35

I don't understand you.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 14:26

>>347 In the Kurds defense, the Turks I've met on IRC were pretty much filth.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 14:57

FUCK YEAH today's a good day

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 15:36

>>352
Agreed, they are the worst laggers in video games.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 15:50

let's ∫.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 15:51

Hopefully my boss still won't arrive today, cause I haven't done shit all week.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 18:01

I took some cold medicine and now I feel woozy y'aaaaaalll

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 18:08

penis in the anus

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 19:40

sleep and stop procrastinating you stupid fuck

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 23:07

>>359 sleepin's cheatin'

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 00:23

I really wish meatspace would stop interfering with my update schedule.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 03:38

I just bought a lego catalog from 1992 on ebay. Just to bring back some childhood memories, you know?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 12:19

Waking up in the orphanage.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 17:39

niggers tongue my anus

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 21:20

No, my finger. It doesn't go through.

366 Name: 😽 : 1993-09-7739 03:28

🐱😺🐱😸😹

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 05:04

WELCOME TO THE
NIGREALM

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 11:54

What the nutsack?

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 13:08

You piece of shit.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 17:38

If I unpin dqn and saovq, will I get more done?

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 19:20

>>370
No, unless you read old threads all the time. You'll probably wonder "Where did DQN go?" and you'll keep opening more and more tabs with it.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7739 20:22

I had an idea for a thread while showering this morning, but I don't want to post it because I'm honestly afraid of what the rest of you would post in it.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 08:14

>>372
what's the worst that could happen?

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 11:07

>>372 Post your new thread idea in the new thread ideas thread. Sometimes* they become reality. Search the threads for'shark jump'.

*this happened once

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 22:24

So, the USSR had a hammer and sickle. Apparently the DPRK has hammer, sickle and dildo.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 23:31

I can't believe the Control Tower saga has come to an end...it was the greatest game I've ever had the honor of playing!

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7740 23:51

>>373 The worst? Finding out I'm not the most d-

you know, I've already said too much.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 05:13

ITT we post our most depraved fantasies

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 12:37

たまに日本語で思う。

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 15:17

ITT the previous poster is fucking disgusting.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 15:39

>>380
失礼ね。

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 16:45

my tummy hurts.
fuck.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 18:45

At its heart, The Hobbit is really about a bunch of muscular hairy dudebros camping together and obsessing about jewelry.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 19:01

monkey cheese

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 19:51

>>384 Munky cheez!

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 20:39

But what about monkey banana?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 04:30

Get a load of these fucking bunts!

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 19:34

suck the beef of my swollen scrotum

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 20:10

Actually, I am a tree.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 23:29

Anyone else bored with this whole Feminism thing? It's all the same shit over and over and over.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 00:14

>>390
I think there's still a long way to go toward gender equality.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 02:53

Yeah, but when the guys finally catch up, then what?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 06:25

I'm very sleepy.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 19:06

You know what, Paypal? Keep my money for five days. Or seven. Hell, what about a month? It's not like I have rent to pay or bills or anything. And keep using the excuse that "banking regulations" require the hold for a whole week, even though none of your employees can explain what regulation requires that or why. I'm sure it's actually because of banking regulations and that you're not just making shit up.

I hope you get a stocking full of shit for Christmas, Paypal. Go fuck yourselves.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 19:09

Get their debit card, whiny mcwhineybaby

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 19:17

>>390 I'm okay with it if we're talking about economic equality, glass ceiling and stuff like that. It's also legitimate if we're talking about horrific practices like female circumcision (although I'm against male circumcision as well, it's mutilation too, after all.)

What I'm sick of is the cultural equality issues tumblr SJW types love to talk about, like depictions of women in comics and video games. Apparently it's a lot more important that the rights of fictional characters are protected than those of actual people. Who cares if some consumers want games featuring all the female characters being busty and wearing skin-tight clothes or bikinis or whatever? Does that really hurt anyone? A lot of those consumers don't tend to leave the house that often anyway.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 19:19

>>395 I don't want another card. Why don't you go fuck yourself as well?

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7743 21:57

Woah guy, calm down.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 00:16

Yeah PainPal is a load of bollocks. Wish more places would start taking Amazon Payments.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 01:20

>>396
You don't leave your fucking house, you asshole.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 14:40

microsoft word? more like microsoft turd

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 20:35

First try to communicate with human.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 21:17

Shan't.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 23:18

Note to self, when the Easy Cheese starts making popping noises, it's only good for two or three more Triscuits worth of cheese food product before it makes a loud explosive farty noise and becomes useless.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 00:48

>>400
Th-- that's not true, I--

( *;_;)

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 05:57

( ゚ ヮ゚) IT'S SNOWING!!

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 07:09

SAoVQ + shitposting = DQN

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 07:17

>>407
it's the same three or four guys on both boards, anyway
DQN is more fun but SAoVQ doesn't have the perpetually mistyped captcha that makes me want to punch kittens

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 09:31

DQN + unnecessary drama = SAoVQ

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 10:56

>>407
GJ proving your own point.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 15:28

NARENAI

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 17:00

Just the letter f.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 17:22

Where the fuck is my cardigan?

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 20:43

>>413
homo!

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7745 21:23

>>414
What? My cardigan is in the highest occupied molecular orbital? What are you talking about?

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 00:15

"But really, you've just been fooled, like biting into chocolate-covered shit."

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 05:09

>>415
shut up, faggot

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 10:27

I need to get an oil change but I don't feel like going to the mechanic, especially when he will try to rip me off and claim that something expensive is broken even when it's not

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 13:43

The human body was not made for shift work.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7746 18:09

It's already too late.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 12:11

I wish I had a sandwich or something to go with this.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 12:40

How does existence feel for the rest of you?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 14:13

>>418
0. Be next to vehicle

  1. Remove oil
  2. Dispose of oil
  3. Get new oil
  4. Put new oil in vehicle
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