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424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 15:54

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 19:16

Yes, I can see why that inebriated 14th century troubadour would be so fond of this here dough. Eh?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 20:11

rei-mast

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7747 20:50

No! It's impossible! There aren't even any x-1 terms in any of the equations!

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7748 15:29

I really hope nobody in this library is looking over their shoulder at my screen.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 04:28

It smells like dust and moonlight.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 04:49

my penis hurts

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 12:28

Sometimes I think about starting a blog but then I remember that no one would care about what I have to say and that no one reads blogs anymore anyway.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 13:15

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7749 17:42

An occluded front... in my heart.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 00:41

I fully condone playing with knives.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 16:21

>>432
I'm envious of its owner in a strange way. I'm stuck in my house instead.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 16:50

Equilibrium is for boring people.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 20:14

I'm failing a class.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 21:05

Where is Sandoval?

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 04:18

Why not

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 06:54

So this one time on another board a guy drew a sword that was meant to be an "Elf Rapier" but when he labeled it he missed the "i".

Just felt like sharing.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 17:21

I think I might've won.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 21:21

I'm eating a cute girl's homemade fudge.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 21:59

>>442 admit it, you made that sound lewd on purpose.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 22:05

I had a cute girl eat my nachos.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 22:11

>>443
I did! And I'd do it again!

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 05:14

when you use > to quote someone in IRC it kind of looks like a fish
like

><%faggot> I am a faggot

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 07:27

><J e s u s>

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 17:12

Although I'm against abortion on principle, I'm actually fine with liberals having all the abortions they can. KILL ALL THE LIBERAL BABIES, LIBERALS!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 17:44

>>448
On what principle?

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 17:54

>>449 They're pro babykilling, so I'm encouraging them to live the dream :)

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 18:06

>>450
No, I mean, on what principle are you against abortion? I'm curious.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 18:13

>>451
I can't condone killing babies.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 19:27

Can someone talk shit about Deeprak Chopra? I ebjoy it.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 20:18

>>453 That asshole stole my television!

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 21:31

I need a vasectomy.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 21:34

>>448
Go away Shii.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 22:07

access control lists

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7752 23:58

What the hell is that sound?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 04:59

>>458
it was I, DIO

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 09:18

bronson should be renamed tom hardy's penis flopping around becasue that's all it was

also tahnaks scotch you were grewt

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 11:31

Strange things lurk beneath my bed.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 13:31

Oh, man! Fast cars are going about Abu Dhabi in the final GP of this year!

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 13:33

Are you really satisfied with such a pathetic state of affairs, or have you only convinced yourself that you are?

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 16:05

Grey is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell it like it is.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 19:28

Gery Oak is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell him like he is.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 22:38

Tomorrow has been cancelled.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 00:38

There's no shame.

468 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7754 20:19

Nerd-sniped by Nintendo.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 01:40

The adventure starts, and then off you go!

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 18:05

Life is the most beautiful and most terrifying thing I know of.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 18:23

I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 19:48

Warmth

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 19:57

What's the point in a circle?

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 21:21

Well, that's just ____.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 21:28

yeah

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 04:15

Chinese dentist time, Tooth-hurty

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 04:15

Attempting to disprove my immortality would be illegal.

(captcha: shreck)

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 13:49

DECREASE

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 16:04

The Unholy Citadel has silently vanished back into the roiling mists from whence it came...

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 18:52

Do not go quietly from that citadel, fight fight against the dying of the bees.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 20:00

I'm looking forward to that particular girl telling me she hates me.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 20:28

>>480
But how? How can we fight for something that never existed?

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 21:37

>>482
How can we not fight for something that never existed? It's a better holyland than Mecca or Zion.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 04:03

masturbating to American Apparel ads: it's easier than you'd think

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 04:11

>>484 legalize gay ;)

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 05:06

I will conquer Arcanus

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 05:26

Sometimes I wonder if Mike Matei is using makeup in these videos or if it's just weird lighting

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 05:31

I wonder if I'm the only socially awkward loser who loves to cruise around for fun at late at night. I don't even go anywhere specifically, I just drive for the sake of driving.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 06:00

cram it in the stink

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 08:00

I read a creepy comment on an ASMR video so I clicked the link to the guy's Youtube profile so I could see what other kinds of things he'd been up to. Just looking for red flags, because I'm bored, can't sleep, and I'm fascinated with weird people.
Turns out he hasn't uploaded anything at all, but he likes ASMR videos. Nothing but ASMR videos. No music. No funny videos. No Let's Plays. No viral "fail" videos. No anything. He only "likes" ASMR videos on Youtube. Nothing else at all.
His "Discussion" section on his profile showed a comment from an ASMR video uploader thanking him for his comment. Apparently he leaves lots of these long-winded, creepy comments about how much he adores "ASMRtists" (people who make ASMR recordings).
So this guy really, really likes ASMR. I kind of like ASMR, but this guy loves it. Not in a healthy way. In an I-feel-uncomfortable-looking-at-this-guy's-red-flag-filled-profile kind of way.
I did some more investigation. He had a link to a blog. I clicked it.
So many giant walls of text, one of which was about divorce.
I didn't even read it all. It was just so incoherent and pointlessly long.
But I did realize something.
This guy didn't watch ASMR videos for relaxation.
He wanted to simulate pillow talk.
He missed his wife.
He probably couldn't take being alone anymore. Divorce must be tough.
I wonder if he wears headphones when he goes to sleep.
Maybe he starts up an ASMR video and listens to it in bed, pretending it's his wife.
Maybe he pretends that he isn't divorced.
I feel so sad for this guy.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 12:38

>>490
Urban Dictionary says this stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response".

What?

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 13:13

I am such a treehugger.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 13:17

I always have trouble remembering if "high ID" or "low ID" is the good one on eMule. Can't they just say "port open" or "port closed"?

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 16:20

>>491
Well, you're about to have the time of your life.
Protip: Japanese lewd ASMR is best ASMR.

>>493
Do people even use that still?

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 17:00

Do I even deserve these cranberries?

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 18:03

>>490
Someone needs to show him the movie Her.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 18:36

>>494
Re: 491
Well I went and looked at this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4z1FeYcD5g
Not because I'm into nurse/medical stuff but just because I liked her makeup. I'm still not sure I get it, is this supposed to psyche me out into feeling sensations or something?

Well, at least it's not that "hypnotize me into a faggot" stuff I guess. And it's probably more genuinely pleasant than lying in bed listening to Mr. Creepypasta et al like I usually do.

Re: 493
Approximately 358,400 of them according to the report on the status bar. How accurate that actually is, fuck if I know. Anyway you're missing out. I think the person that got it most aptly was the one that said BitTorrent is good for new/mainstream stuff, while eMule is better for old/obscure stuff but you wait longer to download. It's certainly the best oldschool filesharing thing out of any that I know of; Gnutella is full of fakes and spam these days, Gnutella2 was only ever really supported by Shareaza and we all know Shareaza kind of sucks, IRC has its diehards but you have to be in the know to get to the good channels, and some people swear by Usenet but paying for server access to pirate stuff seems like defeating the purpose and getting things as a godzillion split up .rar pieces is retarded.

As an aside, I'm still kind of astounded that BitTorrent did as well as it has. I remember thinking when it first came out "So we're going to trade P2P networking for centralization on an openly displayed website that acts as a single point of failure to be taken down? That's like the stupidest thing ever." I guess the "hey bro we only index these files, not distribute them" defense works, somehow, most of the time.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 18:37

"edit: sorry for double post"
About 413,000 results (0.73 seconds)

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:10

It feels like one of my teeth has moved slightly out of place, yet it's not loose in the slightest. Or is it that my tongue has gotten bigger?

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:26

What do you call fantasy that isn't like LotR or Conan or fairy tales but is just plain weird and trippy, sort of like Alice in Wonderland or Super Mario Bros.? With shrooms everywhere and made-up creatures that aren't lifted from old myths or Tolkien?

Somehow I don't think "stoner fantasy" is quite right.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 22:47

>>500
Surrealist fiction, maybe? Speaking of which, I just started watching Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita. It's utterly bizarre, in the best way possible.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 04:30

A man's penis in my butthole.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:13

big juicy dicks

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:25

Bored and unemployed 20-something young men will join up with whichever radical political movement of the week has the coolest marching songs. It happened with everyone from the Jacobins to the Nazis to the Islamic State.

]]]]]] kind of looks like a row of staples.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 14:06

I just misheard the lyrics "fiddle's cries" as "Friedel-Crafts".

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 15:39

>>497
I thought Gnutella was dead.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 16:50

saleel sawarim

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 23:15

winter is bumming

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 00:12

Wait for the first train!

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 01:08

I want to drive but I don't want to clear the snow and ice off of my car

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 02:19

Too bad crossplay isn't a more properly searched term in google.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 04:17

Are MMORPGs even a thing anymore? I feel like they're not as popular as single player games now.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 04:28

>>512
I think the genre has tended to move into the F2P ghetto these days. Wartune comes to mind.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 05:43

I just want to feel.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 08:44

I love the song Kimchi Holocaust by The Shock Technician

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 09:40

STRONG EMOTIONS!

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 12:56

Yogul-yum with multi-parts SO YOU DIE! Oh grobbly!

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 14:06

My lab partner claims she has a hibernating butterfly in her bathroom. I'm very jealous.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 16:35

>>483
It's been more than three days and the citadel has not been rebuilt yet. Jesus has failed us.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 17:31

I'm taking care of my friends pet snail for a week.
It's real easy because all it does is sleep, or maybe it's dead.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 19:21

cultivating zits just to be able to pop them

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 22:28

>>519
It's been up for a day and a half.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 00:58

You know just as well as the little squirrel what's wrong.

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