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340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 11:22

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341 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8225 13:59

>>331
Ah, uh... I'm not very good with names, especially when I'm facing an input field this short and a pokemon this cute. My head just goes empty!

I suppose, you could try the name every cat owner calls theirs: "Hey, cat!"

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 19:54

I wonder if anyone has ever masturbated while thinking of me.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 20:32

>>341 I think I'll call him or her /nPA

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 23:41

>>296
This is why I take girl hormones.

345 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8226 00:02

>>344
No, I'm pretty sure it's because you're mentally ill.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 00:37

Cinema Paradiso can make any middle-aged moviegoer cry

347 Name: ( EÍE) “Ê : 1993-09-8226 00:46

The dance party at the end of Grave of the Fireflies seemed out of place to me.

348 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8226 01:13

>>343
But that's, like, the least sensible part of my tripcode! Better call yours "EspeDAD". Adding "DAD" to anything makes it dadly funny.

If I were to change my tripcode again, it would certainly end with "/Dad".

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 03:31

>>345
That's only part of it.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 06:52

>>345
Checking in...

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 09:48

That reminds me, I used to know a guy who was extremely right wing when he was growing up. It turns out he was actually closet transgender and it was all some bizarre pathological expression of his self hatred and disgust. He ended taking a lot of drugs, having a mental breakdown, dropping out of university and spending some time in a mental hospital, before transferring to another university and finally going through the whole transition to become a woman. She's now editor for a local radical left wing newspaper.

Not that I'm suggesting our own dear right leaning friend is anything like this, I just thought it was an interesting turn of events.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 12:45

I broke a tooth, how long can I do nothing about it for before it becomes a problem?

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 14:53

>>352
Whose tooth?

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 19:01

Fear is his companion, Nintendo is his game.

355 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8226 20:12

ƒÎ ≈ e

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 23:35

If I take girl hormones will I become cute?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 23:51

>>356
It's worth an attempt.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 01:04

>>353 My own, that m&m was just a bit too hard for me

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 03:40

>>356
Totally, yeah.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 04:05

>>356
You're pretty as you are! Your mommy and daddy love you!

361 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8227 16:33

>>360

>Your mommy and daddy love you!

If that were the case he wouldn't be in this situation.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 23:58

That is pretty long range, to be fair.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 04:34

Ugh, I promised myself I'd be already asleep about 3 or 4 hours ago.

364 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8228 05:21

I used canned air too fast on my laptop, and one of the components inside got unseated, either from the air pressure or the rapid contraction. I must remember to be more delicate.

Also, it's somewhat nice to see other faces around the board, even if that thread doesn't seem to have reached a firm conclusion.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 13:49

I feel like taking up Dwarf Fortress again. If a fellow dokyun can do it, I can do it too!

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 17:11

I feel like dying and/or getting drunk but I don't feel like buying beer, nor going to the effort of dying, so I guess I'll just mill around feeling sorry for myself instead.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 17:12

>>365
Go for it! You should definitely try joining a community fortress as well; they're great fun.

368 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8228 21:57

The search continues in the Indian Ocean for the Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 as they listen and try to follow the pings.

These guys sound like me always listening for pings. The Pings are my Chinese neighbors.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 23:58

It's okay to be laughed at.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 00:44

Mario Party 7 was the best.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 02:45

SHIELDS UP WARP NINE

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 07:11

My sideburns keep getting out of whack. I should just get some outlines tattooed on the sides of my face to make things easier.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 13:36

>>372
Or you know... lose the sideburns

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 15:58

I have mixed feelings about this dildo.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 20:19

gDo you often see things that other people do not see?h
Well, my penis.

376 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8229 22:37

Issue 1: Chemotherapy can cause hypersensitivity to strong smells, so that certain odors make a person throw up almost immediately.
Issue 2: Chemotherapy can cause dramatic stomach upset and intense gas.

You see where I am going with this? I just farted and it was so vile it made me puke all over myself.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 23:59

There is no more poignant representation of man's hubris than an overstuffed burrito.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8230 07:11

I'm so scared of the future and is this all there is to life I'm so alone

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8230 12:55

That's OK, not everyone gets to be perfect.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8230 17:52

Another day, another existential crisis

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 03:25

EXISTENTIALLY P*E*N*E*T*R*A*T*E*D

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 04:35

I'm surprised 4ch is still alive in 2016

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 06:23

>>382
Come on, play along.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 13:25

I hate everyone on a daily basis.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 13:38

I'm scared and sad

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 13:53

I saw my first butterfly of the year today! It was a small tortoiseshell.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 15:28

I went to a music festival alone, hoping to meet new fresh people. I didn't meet anyone and most people were kind of rude. Still fun tho.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 15:34

420 blaze it

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 15:35

420 blaze it

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 16:52

I hope nobody notices that I ate the rest of the crab salad.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 17:48

>>387
Have you tried being a cute girl?

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 19:57

>>391
I've yet to try that.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 20:00

aaaaaaaaaaa

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 23:43

Sex is almost as boring as exercise.

395 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8232 03:23

This is an American Boon
<===( ^w^)==>

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 05:07

Some college kid knocked on my door for the Bernie Sanders campaign earlier and I sent him away without even opening it. With a few hours of hindsight I feel kind of bad, because I probably will vote for Sanders if he gets nominated, I just didn't feel like opening the door.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 17:27

>>396
You can't be a good sanders supporter and still own a door, that's just not sociable.

398 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8232 17:46

Ignoramesses II

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 18:38

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 18:45

let's make this country grea-- brb gotta go drive over some graves

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 23:35

I can't post that!

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 19:14

Should I be this emotional about getting a new phone number?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 20:25

>>402
Does it have any fun mathematical properties?

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 22:25

So, it turns out that my slender physique is less a case of having a good diet/fast metabolism/enough exercise and more a case of having had a tapeworm living in my upper intestine for the last almost ten years.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 22:36

>>404
I think that counts as a symbiotic relationship.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 22:58

>>404
Doesn't it hurt like crazy though?

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 23:24

>>405
Sort of, but I am technically underweight; I could probably do with those nutrients I'm missing.

>>406
No, it's usually totally asymptomatic. You might be thinking of Guinea worms.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 14:20

>>403
This. Inquiring minds want to know!

>>407
How did you find out?

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 14:52

>>403
Well, it is my year of birth minus 400. It's also a prime number.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 18:26

>>408
I happened to be reading about tapeworm infections for some reason I can't remember, and noticed that usually the only defining symptom is finding little white worm bits (like grains of rice) in your faeces. I remembered that that had happened to me once in my early teens. At the time, I basically decided that if it didn't go away I'd tell someone, but it never happened again so I forgot about it until now. It does explain a lot about how I could never put on weight, even when I made a concerted effort.

Well, anyway, I've got myself some mebendazole, so I'll be guaranteed worm free one way or another within a few days.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 18:35

I spaced on a word in my Japanese final, and rather than sit there for an hour trying to remember it, I wrote "‚í‚·‚ꂽ‚n‚s‚k". Do you think sensei will still give me credit? Really worried here

412 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8234 19:33

>>411
I don't think so because "orz" would have been the superior choice

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 20:29

>>411
>>412 is correct, OTL looks more like barfing to me.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 23:20

Mysterious frogs.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 06:51

the rarest toads.

416 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8235 07:58

Is it just me or did Fallout 2 rip off Fallout? Lot of similarities between the two.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 11:16

"We Demand Apolo Juice" on Viptronic 5 is great!

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 21:33

I like the way things are going right now.

419 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8235 21:38

Man, I dont think thermodynamics was quite the walk in the park that I expected

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 22:14

>>334
>>418
You two should hang out.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 00:30

I destroy things because I'm lonely.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 04:46

While playing Doom for what I thought was the first time, I found a room that I remembered from a childhood dream.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 12:09

I took in a shocked chaffinch and gave it a nice dark box with a teatowel, a hand warmer and some food and water, but I think it stopped breathing.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 21:12

I'm full of shit.

425 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8236 21:22

>>422
Perhaps your dream was inspired by another game that had copied Doom's level design?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 05:40

My secret lover, whose boyfriend recently flew in to see her, spent the night with me instead. We passionately fucked three times, and once more in the morning. I think the knowledge that I was NTR-ing him made it hotter. I'm worried about getting addicted to the feeling.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 12:34

>>426
Fucked like bunnies, didn't you?
Well, you can't explain "Oh, it was her who fucked me!" to a shotgun.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 17:50

Too much work
Not enough money

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 18:40

Garden is value.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 18:45

Headache.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 21:49

Whether I want to or not is irrelevant.

432 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8237 22:00

Cookie Puss

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 00:37

Don't mind me, I'm just testing something.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 00:39

As I thought! Sage works no matter what you put after it in the link field. But what if it appears in the middle of other text?

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 00:40

Yes, it works even then. Fancy that.

436 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8238 00:56

>>434
I remember "nokosage" worked on 4chan back before noko was made the default

437 Name: >>427 : 1993-09-8238 01:40

I want to fuck like a bunny too...

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 05:55

>>437
Get a fursuit.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 16:22

>>437 so nervously and quickly, because you're making yourself vulnerable to predation by staying in one place?

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