Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
I never know whether you're talking about Martin Luther King, Jr., or the ancient Carthaginian god Moloch.
If only we could just resolve this situation with a friendly foursome.
Spelling is not my strong soot
>>440
just use the hebrew spelling for moloch and you can easily tell them apart
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Reality is fucking awful.
Damn, I wish I had the best sample packs... With the best, cleanest cowbell or something
I hope it does not explode, but Kiren brought me that fire extinguisher so we should be good.
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What have I done now
>>450
But I'd also need a synth or cheap beeps of some kind. I need to make it "electronic"!
Like snow melting.
I want a transgender daughter because that way when I dress her up in frilly dresses and tell her she's cute I know she'll genuinely appreciate it.
>>451
In the past, I've found a few torrents full of samples of synths and drum machines and things. Music software (gratis or with a trial) will often come with sample packs, too.
You can also take tiny clips from songs (no need to be long enough to be recognisable, if you're concerned) and run them over with a bunch of effects.
Here are some beats I recorded that anyone is welcome to use http://www.mediafire.com/download/n3m1bi1vcgd7q9x/po-12__1_case_a.aif
It is for the best.
I use a cool free ringtone even though I'm a little embarrassed when anyone else heard it.
>>457
I also use one, and I keep hoping someone will at least catch the reference to the source material, but I have been greeted only with disappoint
Do schools in Japan often get shut down because of declining birth rates?
>>423
If you used the kind of hand warmer I'm thinking of, then those consume oxygen. You put it in a confined space with the bird.
I know you meant well, but that wasn't a great idea.
>>461
It's the sealed kind where you pop the little clicker inside and it turns into a breast implant. You reset them by boiling them. It's presumably the same reaction as "hot ice".
... I think the bird's still in the cabinet. I should probably bury it.
>>462
I remember the first time I saw one of those. I was like, why didn't I think of that?
It's based on sodium acetate, which is what you get when you mix vinegar and baking soda. It finds itself a common subject of chemistry demonstrations because if you boil off most of the water it gets supersaturated and won't crystallize without a nucleus of some sort. Drop a seed crystal in, or disturb it enough, and it immediately solidifies, releasing heat in the process (since the crystalline arrangement = lower energy). Add heat and you can knock the molecules loose and dissolve them again (which is what resets the hand warmer).
It's very similar to what can happen if you put a bottle of distilled water in the freezer\without any impurities there's nowhere for the crystallization to start, and it stays liquid even though it's below the freezing point...but if you shake the bottle, suddenly it's all ice.
It's also very similar to the vultures in Disney's The Jungle Book, who sit around arguing and generally failing to decide among themselves what it is they want to do until an external stimulus (Mowgli approaching) makes the decision for them, whereupon they suddenly act as one (cheering him up).
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This fish just wants to die.
Keeps referring to the dryer as the "clothes oven"
Ran into the lake in just his socks and shirt.
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>>459 I use the "DAYTONAAAAAA" one where the "AAAAAA" is stretched out for ages, but as my alarm since my phone's on vibrate at work.
>>460
Fairly often, especially in rural areas because everybody is moving to the cities. I had a friend who taught English at a school that had twice as many staff as they did students. It was closed the following year.
>>465 Good that you did! The world tree would have ended us just like it did Mars.
For the past few days I kept trying to visit 4ch.net, but instead of not going anywhere, that not being a real site of any kind, it said It was a real site, but it was offline.
It took me like a week to remember the dash.
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Are John Candy and Chris Farley funny or are they just fat?
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All these "getting to know you" things involve talking about yourself. I don't like myself. Let's talk about something else.
To that girl behind the counter saying "I'M SO ANTISOCIAL" - please seriously think about what you just said. You don't really understand it, do you?
I just misread "categorical" as "catgirl".
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>>483
Not the guy you're talking to, but yeah.
Hey Andrew, what's up?
>>486
I approve, but I'm probably biased because I'm stoked someone found my COOL SICK BEAT useful.
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>>483
I'm asexual, so I'm not really into the whole girlfriend thing. I'd totally befriend the hell out of a transgender person though.
>>481
Could be she is a sociopath and it is her outlet, knowing that most people will assume she meant 'asocial'.
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I wish I had British friends that I could have send me some Bovril.
I'm not just with him, I am him.
This really rich guy (millionaire?) keeps locking me up in weird places for hours at a time.
If I had enough money and was going to corrupt society, I'd own a lawyer firm that advises businesses. That way if a business was doing something or letting a client do something that I didn't approve of, I could have my lawyer give misleading legal advice in order to prevent that something.
That idol wasn't very pretty... my dreams may still be possible i/‘_)
>>499 that's unethical on so many levels, both for you and the lawyers who would work for you, that I can't even describe it. Well, I can, but I'm too lazy to do it.
>>499
But if you give advice that's against the client's best interest, your clients will do worse than the competition and either switch law firms or go out of business. Your will doesn't trump the grinding force of capitalism that easily.
>>501
When has corrupting society ever been ethical?
>>502
Damn you capitalism! Truly the hero of the people. But since this is hypothetical, I could imagine some scenarios in which this works. You could provide lawyers to the competition as well, so that no one has an advantage.
Or your legal advice could not be so disadvantageous that it puts the company at any real loss. Say you advise a large tech company to add to their terms of service that some use of their sevice is prohibited. Maybe because this use of their serivce would be harmful to some investment you made.
You encourage this change by telling the tech company that allowing this use could lead to lawsuits and it's best to be safe. Most users might not use this software in that way and most won't even read the TOS, so it puts the company at no real risk. If you wanted to enforce this, you could go one step further, and have the company implement software for monitoring the user to see if they break the TOS, and have them take whatever legal actions are needed to fine or jail these users.
Hearing a nine year old girl say "smoke weed every day" feels so wrong in so many ways.
>>501
If he was doing it for ethical reasons it could be a good thing.
Especially if they're already in a legal grey area, or doing something that would be unpopular if they were caught - walk them into controversy, then watch the fireworks.
In my fantastic fantasies, this is used to hurt technology companies that compromise user privacy. In my more realistic hypothetical, it's preventing something environmentally harmful since environmental issues lead to the biggest bandwagons. (though really, if you really want to save the planet from an oil company, you'd want to train engineers badly, not hope that having them accidentally violate EU working time directive 36B category D subsection 11F would have the news media draw attention to the fact their oil platforms are killing the endangered cutefish.)
>>502
He'd have to do it to excess for that to happen. Every law firm must make an occasional mistake, after all. Or he could cut his prices to make up the risk.
>>505 well, it would still be unethical under the rules of ethics that pretty much every state bar follows. If we're talking moral reasons, that's another thing - but the lawyers would be in deep shit for misleading their own clients, even if those clients happen to be bastards.
Another ethical rule a lot of people don't know about is that to own or to even hold a non-controlling interest in a law firm, you have to be a lawyer. So maybe >>499 could pull off his scheme, but he'd have to get a law degree first (which he'd soon lose, along with probably a lot of money after getting reamed with malpractice suits.)
> is it impossible to secretly employ a lawyer to own a firm for you?
Yeah, even that would be against the rules of ethics. The rationale behind the rule against non-lawyers owning an interest in law firms is that a non-lawyer should never be in a position to dictate or influence the legal judgment of a lawyer. So if a non-lawyer is directing a lawyer's work (in terms of "legal strategy", basically) that's unethical. Of course, a client can still direct a lawyer to file a legit suit or to take a settlement offer or something like that.
As for the tech company example - this would probably be okay. As long as your advice isn't really putting the company at any disadvantage at all, it's probably not unethical. If you're benefiting on the side from the advice you're giving your client somehow, though, that might be breaking the rules of ethics (there's some stuff in there against insider trading, etc.)
>>509 I should add that if your advice is misleading, even if it doesn't hurt your client to give them that info, it's probably breaking the ethics rules. I didn't catch that part at first.
By the by, I don't recommend becoming a lawyer.
>>509,510
I'm not talking about whether this is legal or not. Just if you could get away with it.
"Literally" is literally "figuratively" and has been for literally centuries.
Hillbilly booze cruise: two inflatable six man boats tied together. A keg in an inner tube is dragged behind. The entire operation should be around $550.
>>511 purely as a hypothetical matter - you sure wouldn't get away with it if anyone at your corporate client realized your advice was inaccurate. And lots of companies have in-house counsel who will know for sure if you're trying to fuck them over.
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Sometimes when I'm lying awake at night cuddling my pillow, I think about all the thousands upon thousands of cute girls who've been orphaned, or neglected, or are just really lonely, and who are right then lying awake cuddling their own pillows.
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God help me, I've gone too deep, get me out of here.
f.lux doesn't work too well on TN panels.
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This is pretty DQN: http://www.audi.jp/kaomoji/
>>525
It makes you want to gauge your eyes out on IPS, so don't worry about it. It's just a piece of trendy shit for nerds.
Also they didn't bother to bring extra settings from mac to pc version for years. Fuck them.
This google april fool's prank is very funny, in the sense that it will spark debate among tech pundits regarding expectations of trust and privacy when using web services such as gmail. I'm laughing already.
Who the fuck calls their kid Utsuro, seriously?
You don't want me? I don't want you. Fuck you, Harvard.
My current goal in life is to have sex with a buxom woman.
"If I had a Hammer" is about penis envy.
my current goal in life is to have sex with a woman.
also get my phd.
guess which one i'm doing better at
I don't want to feel it
I do want to think it, however
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>>537 This is the best! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYDzFNd1DmI
It pisses me off when people say a conflict is "just about land." As if it's about five year-olds fighting over a toy. Stupid fuckers - just because you rent an apartment in the city, you think land isn't important? Land is everything. You own land, you own valuable resources, water rights, fishing rights, farming/grazing areas, etc. Land is maybe the only thing in the world that it makes sense to fight over.