[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20] (999)

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 09:21

RETSU TOOKU WIZU INGURISHU HAGU MII HORU MII GIBU MII KISU

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 09:40

>>610
You're not wrong, but you don't have the full story. There's no need for the board to be the only data your node has.
https://github.com/ipfs/notes/issues/15
Concretely, every node interested in the same board (on the same BBS protocol and version) would run something like echo 'dqn@ipfsbbs.0' | ipfs block put, and then ipfs dht findprovs <blockname for dqn@ipfsbbs.0> to find other nodes who have done the same.
I haven't actually tried that yet though, so I could still be mistaken in what exactly is supposed to happen.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 14:00

>>618
But what's keeping me from uploading pictures of genital mutilation and calling it dqn@ipfsbbs.0?

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 15:56

>>619
If your node only contains genital mutilation and doesn't even resemble a board, all nodes ignore you.
If you're trying to shitpost to an existing board and I don't like it, I blacklist you from my node manually. My node will pretend your posts don't exist in the board, but may still have to consider them for legit replies. (This might be where it has to abandon simple ipfs filenames and do a deep graph inspection/diff for every node.)
If your node tries to pretend existing posts have different data on an existing board, you have broken SHA-256, so well done. All other nodes will ignore you though because they already have the data for those posts and won't try to redownload it.

621 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8258 16:16

>>617
WAO~ ZATSU SAUNDO RAIKU A GU AIJIA ! INGURISHU TOOKINGU YARERU NO KANA ? OH NO ! INGURISHU ?

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 16:32

>>621
It's from a song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4WCrd6ZGHg
ZISU IZU A PEN

623 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8258 16:35

>>622
guriin tii
caoffuiii

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 18:50

>>616
Yes, a BBS was just an example. No, there doesn't have to be a standard way of dealing with this.

>>618
Ok, I'm not sure I fully understand, but it looks like it can be done. That makes IPFS sound more promising to me. I need to keep learning about it, and see what I can do.

625 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8258 18:57

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but it seems exciting.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 20:01

>>624
I'll make this the next project I start. Talking about it here has helped me figure some bits out.
My main reservations are the fact that there's only one and a half implementations (Go and partially JS) and other interfaces are just dumb wrappers, and the fact that you can only pin one file (but that's changing soon enough).

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 17:50

Why? Because we still have a case system, God dammit!

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 20:58

:(

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8260 00:41

Holy shit! It actually nearly killed me!

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8260 04:28

A movie in which the twist is that the twist is something so obvious that you think the author was implying it from the beginning.

character 1:"Why am I the only one who can see you?"
character 2:"I guess because others aren't looking. Think of me as an imaginary friend. God, I miss you're mother. If only I could've seen you grow up."
character 1:"Why do you say that?"
character 2:"No reason. Come on, if you need to do that homework, let me give you a hand."
an hour later into the movie
character 1:"Why can't you just go away! WHAT ARE YOU?!"
character 2:"I'm... I'm you're father."
character 1:"B-but my father passed away... when I was a baby..."
flash to all the scenes in the movie, so that the audience can make the connection
audience: "Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to know that."

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8260 09:31

The Internet!

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8260 15:26

I should've gone for the socks.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 01:19

I thought "I'm just going to leave these apple slices here while I go do something." Then I replied "just promise me you'll still love these apple slices when they old and brown."

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 01:28

Man I love Japanese porn titles...

"
[AP116] My Daughter’s Chest That’s Recently Grown So Large is Right in Front of My Eyes! We Took a Family Vacation For the First Time in Many Years and Finding Myself Sleeping Next to My Daughter Since Who Knows When is Causing Me Such Strain That I Can’t Sleep! The Reason For This is That Lately Her Chest Has Gotten Big and As I Love Big Tits, I Get Horny and I Just Can’t Help It! My Daughter’s Sleeping Restlessly and Little By Little, Her Cotton Kimono Comes Undone and Her Prominently Exposed Rack is Mere Centimeter From My Eyes and the Tip of My Nose! I’m Her Father, But This is Testing the Limits of My Self-Control!! Unable to Contain Myself, I Discreetly Touched Her Chest Softly!! “No, Don’t Even Think About What’ll Happen If You Get Caught”! (That’s My Heart Talking) Yielding to Momentary Pleasure, I Felt Her Up!! As Expected, She Woke Up to See My Dreadful Face At Close Distance and Unable to Say Anything, She Was At My Complete Mercy! Naturally, In the End, I Came Inside of Her!!
"

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 01:35

>>635
I'm still really curious who translates these titles, it seems like Engrish but the grammar is always perfect...

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 03:19

I was worried they were going to be mean to him, so I made a helpful comment in preparation for what could have been a wave of negative comments. It turns out I was the most negative comment.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 04:09

auauaughghghghgh
i need to sleep

>>637 I thought they would be mean to him too senpai

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 04:49

Mr. DQN, do you how do?

640 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8261 06:01

Who's up for making a DQN-zine?

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 07:53

>>640 hey yeah sure! I drew a DQN picture but didn't really have a reason to show anyone

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 09:41

>>640
I'd be down with that.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 17:19

My butt is not cute.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 18:11

I want blues scale wind chimes, so the wind has a chance of playing some Howlin' Wolf now and then.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 21:37

I wish I knew more people I could play Mahjong with

646 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8261 21:40

>>645
Come over

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 22:55

>>640
DQNzine sounds really cool. Like, totes underground and hip!

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 23:01

Dope Quality Newspapers

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 23:50

I feel like a fool now. Somebody stop me!

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 01:07

My deja vu always ends in me thinking "and then I had deja vu, and I thought 'and then I had deja vu.'"

651 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8262 03:07

>>635
I suspect that's not the title, just a translation of all the text on the cover. I wouldn't say
...Planet Porno Bombards Earth With Sex Rays!... Send For Flesh! The Space Age Sex Spoof That Is Out Of This World Flesh Gordon The Special Edition Contains Many Scenes Previously Banned By The Censor Not To Be Confused With The Original "Flash Gordon"
is the title of a American porno, for instance. Since JAV films have codes, they don't necessarily have an incentive to ensure that one piece of text on the front cover is a short phrase that is very obviously the identifying mark of the video.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 03:36

If there weren't hairdressers, we'd all be cutting our hair like fingernails.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 03:49

>>647
And since we have an imageboard now it wouldn't be hard to compile and distribute it.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 07:27

I'm getting those 2:27 AM blues.

655 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8262 14:32

>>645
I assume you mean riichi mahjong, I play a lot on pairon, a game on niconico douga. We should play together sometime!

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 17:26

I would wear one of those Caucasians shirts that all the Tumblr people think are funny, but I don't want people to think I'm a Tumblr person.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 20:41

>>656
I find them really amusing, but I may be prime tumblr material.
I don't want to visit tumblr and confirm my suspicions though.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 21:04

A sticky bunny.

659 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8262 22:22

>>656
What's a "Caucasians" shirt?

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 22:29

Who am I kidding, I don't even know what complex analysis is.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 22:57

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 23:01

I need to go to bed.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 13:11

>>661 I don't know why, but when people use the term Caucasian to describe white people, it rubs me the wrong way. Seems like a dumb term to use. As far as I know, none of my family is from the Caucasus region. Just use "white", okay? You're not going to hurt anyone's feelings.

Come to think of it, it might be annoying to me because only Tumblr-style people and government forms use the term "Caucasian".

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 18:32

>>663
Sorry, we didn't mean to be edgy and offend. I see you're not a caucasian, so I'll stop calling you that, so I don't hurt you're way of living. Tumblr is seen as a i<site>/i that you can make posts about your feelings. There is a great deal of opposition to this web. One might say that it is popular to oppose. If one were not to, he might not be on the in crowd. We 〈i〉wouldn't〈/i〉 want to offend people who want to be offended. Do you catch my drift?

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 21:30

>>663
That's the point. I guess? I mean, native americans aren't from India, ya know?

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 21:55

What am I doing with my life?

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 22:14

How often do you read a post here and think "hmmm that sounds like something I would say" and you check the timestamp and, "I proablby did make that post"

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:36

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:38

>>667
many times I am not sure especially in old threads...

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:42

I Came For The Motorbikes But Annoyed By The Boobs

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 02:26

>>664 I'm multiply triggered by your post and demand compensation in the form of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 03:21

>>671
Here's a bunch: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Sorry for the inconvenience.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 03:52

>>672 thanks!

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 04:21

What font does 4-ch use? I installed Mona but the text art is still fucked.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 04:52

>>674
font-family: Mona,'MS PGothic' !important;

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 07:03

>>675
Thank you.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 10:48

I bought my first domain! I'm going to be deliberately annoyingly vague about it until I put something on it!

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 11:39

How's about I conformally map your face into a bloody pulp!

679 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8264 18:39

(´•௰• ) I miss those bears!

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 21:33

Something is wrong...

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 08:48

I don't remember what fake google search I wanted to post.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 16:06

http://bienvenidoainternet.org/0/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 17:32

Well, it's halfway to being a catgirl, I suppose.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 19:04

I prefer a gatgirl, myself. I like them a little more rooty-tooty.

685 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8265 19:26

Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(´༎ຶꉺ`௰༎ຶꉺ` )◜⁾⁾ ʕథ౪థʔʕథ౪థʔ

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 21:35

Our lives are vacuously devoid of meaning, Onii-chan!

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 01:55

Shawarma isn't all that good really.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 02:22

>>689 I really disagree with you a lot. Unless you live in a US city where any place that serves "sharwama" is basically giving you a gyro with a different name attached.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 04:54

Have I been doxxed, or is it a coincidence?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 06:11

>>691
Who are you?

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 12:15

>>692
Donny

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 15:00

I'm having a hard time not only telling whether some old posts are mine or not, but also whether I'm getting reposted too. What a troublesome sensation.

695 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8266 18:20

>>693
It was just coincidence, Donny. I was thinking of Donny from th Big Lebowski.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 19:21

If something is worth doing then it's worth doing to excess.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 19:42

MS says EEHHHHH ITS KIND OF IMPORTANT

698 Name: Donny : 1993-09-8266 20:22

>>695
Alright, cool. I was worried for a second.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 22:13

Let me tell you guys about millennials. So basically they're the worst thing ever. They take everything for granted. They follow ridiculous fashion trends. They don't enjoy the classics. They're overly idealistic. And what angers me the most is that they're complete hypocrites. It makes me embarassed to be a millennial.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 22:17

The future will be exactly like the present but slightly different.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 00:49

Fuck, I'm an asshole. I'm sorry everybody, mostly in real life.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 01:43

I would describe myself as a pacifist. Yes, I've never had an opportunity to fight someone in my life, but I'd imagine that if I did get the chance, I would choose not to.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 08:30

the pukey bitch kind of looks like a young megu-nee

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 08:56

Reddit is 4chan for normal people, which somehow makes it a lot worse.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 14:18

>>704
What does that make 4-ch?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 15:11

>>705
It makes it 4chan for 4-ch people.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 15:54

>>704
Now that I think about it, Facebook is 4chan for people with profile images.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 16:52

Well I guess I'm implicitly racist.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:02

So the stupid app really is called procreate.
Huh.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:32

>>707
YouTube is pretty much 4chan as well. Except it's for people who post videos.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:39

Plos One is 4chan for scientists.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:50

I think my brain is overheating.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 20:59

Quick! To the analysis cave!

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 21:04

You can only get at it sideways.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 02:43

Google is 4chan for people who want to search for things.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 02:53

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

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